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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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where did you all go?
so, cow thinks that twins are freaky. what freaks you out?

alt: i'm sick today. best remedy for a sore throat?

altalt: go on then. LUNCH?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:29, 168 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Magnetic people.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:30, Reply)
Them slags what done the WTC
Still does my nut in
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:31, Reply)
We are in dyer need of this kind of response

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:32, Reply)
I can't believe it was nearly 13 years ago

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:33, Reply)
I was in Richmond that day, fact fans

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:45, Reply)
I was in your mum that day, fuck fans

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:47, Reply)
Is this really the time to talk about Sausages?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:00, Reply)
apparently - according to some famous comedian or other, anyway - "sausage" is the most amusing word in the english language

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:04, Reply)
Personally, I prefer fork
As in, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TRY TO EAT A YOGHURT WITH A FORK?!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:08, Reply)
hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:10, Reply)
Thats no spoon

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:11, Reply)
Ha! I really wish I had said that!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:11, Reply)
"there is no spoon"

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:12, Reply)
this is rather philosophical

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:13, Reply)

rather philosophical a line from 'The Matrix'
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:15, Reply)
Does she know ANYTHING, MS?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:24, Reply)
No. She misses a lot of popular culture references as she spends her time at the theater or reading paper books like some sort of Victorian spinster.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:28, Reply)
so, actual culture, then

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:29, Reply)
Yes, hence the use of the phrase 'popular culture' GOD DON'T U NO N E FING

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:31, Reply)
BECAUSE SPOONS ARE JUST TOO BIG!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:14, Reply)
Use a smaller spoon then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:15, Reply)
Cheesecake is like toothpaste.
You think you need loads but really just a little bit coats the mouth completely, so it's always beast to eat your cheesecake with a tea-spoon, because a little mouth of cheese cake is just as good as a big mouth, except this way you get more spoonfulls and it lasts longer.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:54, Reply)
CLOWNS
MIMES
TWINS

Alt:
Suck on this

AltAlt:
Chicken noodles
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:32, Reply)
what about identical twin clowns miming at you?
miming "suck on this" at you, whilst pointing to their "chicken noodle"?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:32, Reply)
PATIO TIME

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:32, Reply)
What about sextuplets?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:39, Reply)
Dont call me tuplet

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:45, Reply)
Would.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:00, Reply)
Darth would wear them like a glove

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:07, Reply)
Somalians

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:39, Reply)
faces superimposed on apples, it's fucking weird
Alt: whisky.

Alt alt: dunno, some food or sutin.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:43, Reply)
i just looked up the contented little squeaks thing
MOST FANTASTICALLY BENT POST EVER EVER EVER
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:44, Reply)
Budgies are pets for queers.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:56, Reply)
budgies are little parrots who love you and talk to you and are fantastically entertaining
hamsters are for teenage girls
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:02, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:45, Reply)
How can you not like these?!
Awww
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:46, Reply)
i had no idea that was even a thing
why is it a thing?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:48, Reply)
I think it's something to do with this shite:
youtu.be/ZN5PoW7_kdA

Little tangle thought these were hilarious a couple of years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:51, Reply)
please don't post that again.
The horror...the horror.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:56, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:59, Reply)
ARGH!!!!
Please stop.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:05, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:07, Reply)
now look here, that's a step too far

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:11, Reply)
Someone has offered to go and get sandwiches from these people
meatandbread.co.uk/

Check 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:01, Reply)
mozzarella, red onion and pesto please

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:03, Reply)
MEAT and bread
Not fucking spastic forkforayogurt foodwrong and bread.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:05, Reply)
it's just a turn of phrase

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:08, Reply)
I'll have the PBLT. Thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:05, Reply)
PB&J pls

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:06, Reply)
Ham

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:08, Reply)
SNAKE

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:10, Reply)
PBLT

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:14, Reply)
What the fuck is crayonnaise
and is it made out of crayons?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:22, Reply)
Dolls, everyone knows that they come alive at night so why do they let them in the house.
Alt. My cock
AltAlt Various vegetables with some delicious meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:04, Reply)
trypophobia

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:11, Reply)
That actually makes my skin crawl every time i think of it. It makes my head go all 'itchy'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:12, Reply)
My foot did that years ago
It was horrible
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:14, Reply)
If you 'add up' all the symptoms, you probably had mathletes foot

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:16, Reply)
It really hurt

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:17, Reply)
Mrs V and her gay mate get freaked out by dwarves. I think that's a bit cruel.
Alt: you're coming down with a cold - two whole cloves of garlic, a bottle of whisky, and self-imposed exile for 48 hours to sweat it out.

Altalt: a delicious Mrs Vagabond-made Mexican chicken wrap.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:14, Reply)
watch out Vaggers, there are pictures in this thread!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:17, Reply)
Pictures is fine.
Massive lolwaki pictures of otters because I'm so lolwaki are shit.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:31, Reply)
^ upset

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:31, Reply)
^ nicking someone else's phrase ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:39, Reply)
^ buys a side portion of chips even though the meal already comes with chips ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:40, Reply)
see, now you're just repeating battered's insults
AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:42, Reply)
or, it's a statement of established fact

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:43, Reply)
this lack of any originality or humour (or hair) is why you are officially the least popular poster

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:49, Reply)
'officially'?
Wait, let's ask Battered, he run ting 'round these parts.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:01, Reply)
everyone hates you and wishes you would die in a hamster bumoley related incident
that's all the office that you need
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:08, Reply)
Yer. Innit. Yer.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:14, Reply)
you dig me really xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:15, Reply)
My brother's girlfriend's mate has that
there was one in the pub last time I was out with them, she was proper mental about it.

Most entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:23, Reply)
There was an Aussie stoner I used to work with had it. He told me a lovely story about how he'd gone to Euston to meet some mates when he was off his face.
He'd gone to the station pub there, and fallen asleep in the chair, and "There must have been a convention in town, or something, because I woke up and there were HUNDREDS of them all over the pub!"

He freaked out and ran away and didn't meet his mates. The prick.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:30, Reply)
People that request read tickets on emails.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:18, Reply)
this^
Particularly those who email All Users
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:19, Reply)
i always decline

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:37, Reply)
I click yes on the least important ones.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:44, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:18, Reply)
ARGHH!!!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:18, Reply)
would.
Repeatedly.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:19, Reply)
i asked her
she says she doesn't do smackhead slapheads, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:29, Reply)
alright fatso, no need to get personal, eh?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:30, Reply)
it nice that Bert and his sister finally concieved

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:37, Reply)
'the human Bertipaed'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:38, Reply)
gingers
alt: ginger

altalt: ginger
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:37, Reply)
what about this?
www.allinlondon.co.uk/whats-on.php?event=114336
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:39, Reply)
*shudders*


they have no souls...NO SOULS
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:40, Reply)
benedict cumberbatch is naturally ginger
this has helped them a LOT
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:40, Reply)
bollocks he is

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:40, Reply)
BLOODY WELL IS!
benedicts-ginger-curls.tumblr.com/
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:42, Reply)
Why ever would he dye his hair?
Oh thats right, same reason you do.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:44, Reply)
what, being an international celebrity actor?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:45, Reply)
well that websiteb isn't at all fucking creepy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:46, Reply)
blame google
he found it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:49, Reply)
altalt: real answer rib eye steak, french Fries, lambs lettuce and hollandaise sauce
*WINS*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:39, Reply)
wins what? gout?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:39, Reply)
Khronsey has gout in his arse

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:40, Reply)
meh
but lol for krohnsey
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:43, Reply)
Shush, foodwrong. You know nothing.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:40, Reply)
...Jon Snow

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:42, Reply)
shut your pretty little whore mouth
mouth asshole
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:43, Reply)
Awwww Stunned, she thinks your asshole is pretty

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:45, Reply)
it is
it looks like your face
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:46, Reply)
I'd give it one star

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:52, Reply)

star
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:53, Reply)
would you? bit gay

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:54, Reply)
Typical Nakers.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:57, Reply)
Watch your cunt around that guy, you know what he's like

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:57, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:57, Reply)
She can look after herself.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:58, Reply)
v jealous v

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:43, Reply)
oh god there's blood EVERYWHERE :)))

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:06, Reply)
cook it properly, you heathen

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:08, Reply)
it's all on my chin and in my pants

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:08, Reply)
^ sparkly vampire ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:12, Reply)
wot?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:12, Reply)
i would say vampire
but you'd have to be the bent twilight kind, not the hardcore kind
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:14, Reply)
Altalt: Ramen AND dumplings.
Hey, fatty boom boom!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:41, Reply)
Altalt: homemade venison casserole
and Harrissa roast potatoes. Yum.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:43, Reply)
The slow cooker strikes again!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:04, Reply)

cook pay
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:12, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:14, Reply)
"Oh what should I have to eat? Oh yeah, there's still a couple of portions of nommy goodness left"
what's not to love.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:14, Reply)
leftovers
leftovers do not get loved. they get scraped. into the bin!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:14, Reply)
YAAFI

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:15, Reply)
you'd better hope that you and frog work out then...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:20, Reply)
POW!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:22, Reply)
i dunno what you're laughing at

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:22, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:25, Reply)
hehe

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:25, Reply)
i'm a terrible cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:29, Reply)
The Invasion of the Body Snatchers 'point and screech' thing
Alt: Gargling, apparently. I forget what. Irn Bru maybe?

Altalt: Fruit. It's curry night with 'the lads' on Friday so I'm trying to be good this week so I don't have to hop a belt notch.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:46, Reply)
cum

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:05, Reply)
Lunch was an absolute triumph.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:25, Reply)
Nice to hear you Herald it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:28, Reply)
I'm staggered

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:29, Reply)
to great Acclaim

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 May 2014, 14:08, Reply)
Hahaha.
It's a personality TR8.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 13 May 2014, 14:10, Reply)

I dolo mite not believe this.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 May 2014, 14:16, Reply)
i just dun a poo that felt like birthing an elephants leg
it brought a tear to my eye and tear to my anus :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:48, Reply)
Birthing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:48, Reply)
gotcha

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:49, Reply)

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