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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Getting oldAre you growing old gracefully? A whisp of grey at the temples, a small amount of padding blurring your six pack?
Or are you turning into a big fat baldy cunt?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 13:37,
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Mine crept up on meHow old are you?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 13:42,
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Ha!I just noticed that I'm almost entirely grey now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 13:41,
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I have a lot of grey hair & quite a lot of white in my beard. I couldn't care less. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 May 2014, 13:42,
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My beard is turning 100% grey tooI thought a light was shining on my face the other day but it was just white stubble
:o(
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 13:43,
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Would you be bothered if you went bald?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 13:44,
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Not really. I'd just shave the rest to a #1. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 May 2014, 13:44,
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I had a quick glans at the previous posts but I couldn't cum up with anything better(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 13:53,
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bit harsh this, in light of battered's upcoming medical procedures(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:00,
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He doesn't like to talk about his built up shoes, OK?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:01,
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My six pack is more of a Party Four these daysdue to many applications of the other kind of six pack, mainly.
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Even when I gym-ed three times a week and swam loads I never got anywhere near a six pack(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 13:43,
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I believe my hair is described by some people as 'salt and pepper' - but some people are pricks. It's mostly grey. I can live with it.
I lost the best part of 2 stone a year or so back, so I would say that I'm probably in better shape now than I was 5 years ago.
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I was headed for "fat cunt" territory about 8 years ago at around 16 stone or soso I lost 3.5 stone. I'm in fairly decent shape now but nowhere near that!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 13:49,
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I was 16 stone 4lb ten years ago. Got down to 12 stone. Went back up to 14, then lost a stone last year when going through the divorce. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 May 2014, 13:51,
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I could not get below 12 stone 11, no matter whatI had 7% body fat when I switched gyms. I literally am big boned or something
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 13:56,
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I'm a bit under 12 these days. Was up to 13 and a half at one point.(, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:03, Reply)
I tell you whatGardening is good for building muscle. My arms and pecs are bigger than they've ever been
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:08,
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Save this gay chat for Chariots yeah?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:10,
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Do you hear that kind of chat in there when you go?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:19,
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Definitely. A day working in the garden and the allotment, and then wicket-keeping for a couple of hours the next day and I'm fecked for days.
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Just about 13 stone for meI got down to 12st 4 briefly, but then my stomach seized control in a putsch and ordered takeaway pizza.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:08,
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I was down to 11 and a half, but even I realised that I'd lost a bit too much.(, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:16, Reply)
I looked totally gauntPie was the obvious answer
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:27,
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I hope I go grey soon, damn these youthful good looks(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 13:50,
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I've got a little podge, Otherwise, everyone just assumes I'm over 30 when I'm only 26. Which sucks.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 May 2014, 13:52,
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:(You're a horrid bully.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 May 2014, 13:56,
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Hair was receding a bit quicker than I liked, which was bothering meNow I get my hair cut in a way to hide it, it works quite well.
I am, however, still a bit chunky.
This may (or may not) be due to the fatty fat fat lunch I just had. Fucking tasty though.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 May 2014, 13:56,
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I burnt my bonce on holidayI fear my hair is leaving me ala Al
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:02,
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this^Under no circumstances try to hide disappearing hair
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:24,
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Not a combover, just a more careful cut on top.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:29,
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Just have a swastika tattooed on your forehead. It'll take all the attention away from the bald bits.
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Muns, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:31,
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I discovered I had crows feethad to give them back to the crow before it got cross
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 May 2014, 13:58,
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I'm a smouldering Connery-esque Love Machine(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:06,
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only according to your mum(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:09,
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Ms Foxtrot plucked two grey hairs out of my eyebrow at the weekendI'm growing old FABULOUSLY
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I had two grey nose hairs:o(
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:24,
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Oh, and somehow, during a fortnight in Spain where I quickly located 1L bottles of beer for 65 cents in the supermarketI lost four pounds
Explain that, science
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Smartarse replies along the lines of"65 cents = 52 pence, so you bought 8 bottles and neglected to mention the 16p you also lost"
will be greeted with derision
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I ate my own bodyweight in seafood and gin for a week and came back the same weight(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:19,
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i ate loads when I was awaythen I shat it out in a brown river of horror and ended up the same weight
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:24,
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Clicks for brown river of horrorI managed at least 4 shites a day on holiday. It was getting tedious
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:26,
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4! that's nothingI did that per hour in Rabat
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:27,
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you probably shouldn't have been eating babies(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:32,
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Actually I did shit a LOT out thereStayed away from the tapwater too.
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i stayed away from the tap wateruntil I forgot and went swimming in the not very chlorinated pool
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:40,
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Extension tubes or 1:2 magnification macro lens?QUICK, BEFORE THE CHAT POLICE GET HERE
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Kroney, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:41,
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um, I use close up filtersas they are cheap and not that for off a proper macro lens if you are not using it frequently
if you have the money, lens is technically better quality
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:45,
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Really?*throws away lens*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:20,
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Easy. Any weight gain was offset by amoebic dysentery caused by the water.
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Muns, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:25,
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Didn't he play for Newcastle?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:26,
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The day is still youngunlike us
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:36,
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Weight loss caused by a flapping sphincterafter being violently buggered by hairy daygo dockers.
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Kroney, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:34,
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YAAFIhttps://www.google.co.uk/search?q=dago
www.websource.it/search/dago/daygo
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:48,
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Typical Frenchtrying and failing to stop the inexorable match of English into their lingo.
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I'm no longer the elegant whippet I once washowever I have no baldy patches and at my age, I'm likely to stay that way. I have the first glimmerings of grey hairs, which are confined to my beard and named Sid and Mary.
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Kroney, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:33,
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Is your beard the Sex Pistols?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:38,
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you'll be one of those old fat, gout riddled frenchmen who sit in front of a cafe all day(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:45,
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I may again have a six pack soon as i continue to inexplicably lose weight(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:44,
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Run over any gypsies lately?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:49,
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You know, I am starting to see the signs of ageing.I am slightly more rotund. slightly.
But I still get laid so there.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:04,
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It's only rape if they say no.I know this is a new field for you but sometimes people say yes.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:08,
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Oh Jay, you see the "joke*" lies in the suggestion that people don't, in fact, say yes to you.Therefore you have to rely on drugs, such as the infamous Rohypnol, to drug people into a coma so that you can rape them. It wasn't a terribly original post to start with, but these things are always lessened further by you needing to be drawn a diagram. Do try to keep up, old boy.
*A play on words, anecdote or story designed to elicit amusement.
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Kroney, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:11,
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