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They should call them SIXtuplets.
Totally ruined my trip to the park.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:19,
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latest was 11 years ago)
Oh right are you being a racist again?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:21,
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Always son, always.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:21,
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Good man.
Welcome back.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:23,
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Just checking in.
How's offtopic?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:24,
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Even slower than it was last time you popped in.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:24,
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Quieter than Battered's sex life
We need people back on here
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:25,
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Has there been an exodus?
I only recognise half these posters.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:26,
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There seems to have been, yes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:26,
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Young Bert up there is actually a post-flounce Monty
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:26,
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Monty flounced?
I don't believe it.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:27,
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He came back within a week with a new account
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Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:27,
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Like we all do.
Still trolling al?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:28,
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I've never trolled in my life.
Just because you don't like being outed as a Klan member doesn't make me a troll.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:29,
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Ahhh I miss this place.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:31,
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Are you still driving?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:32,
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Yeah, school runs.
Slightly incompatible with this thread.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:34,
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Good stuff
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:34,
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It was longer than that, wasn't it?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:29,
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We regularly get:
Monty, Battered, Stunned, AA, tangles, GeordieJay, Frog, swipe, Fister, Placid, Doc Best Troll and Bonzo. Two Hats pops up every now and again too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:28,
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Christ, that reads like the rejects from Operation Yewtree.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:29,
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Operation Unbummed
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:30,
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No one remains unbummed round here
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:43,
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I certainly hope not
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:46,
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\o/
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:44,
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I read but rarely get a chance to post
especially when the question is "best fucking trainer"
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:02,
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How's London treating you chap?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:05,
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Nice sig
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:23,
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alright sportscow
How's your stuff?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:24,
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Not too bad
You been out walking again?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:24,
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Yeah a little, the weather's not been too helpful mind.
You been out running again?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:25,
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This subthread has been a ruse by sporto to spam his 'charity run' to you
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:26,
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Not true
Genuinely interested
Although...
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:26,
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Fuck off spammer
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Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:27,
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Oh it's all over Facebook like a fucking rash, you won't miss it.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:27,
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So I see
I went viral and I dont have any cream
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:29,
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Good effort from mr censored by the man as well
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:46,
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I thought so
Google translate FTW
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:47,
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Hello sexy
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:29,
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Alright darlin'
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:31,
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How are you?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:33,
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Not bad, got a night on the guitar tonight.
Trying Pearl Jam, Everlast and Wayne Fontana and the Mindbenders. You?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:34,
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Go for some of Yield, No Code stuff
Check out Pearl Jam AOL sessions for a superb version of Gone
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:36,
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I don't really do Pearl Jam, although they were great at Reading.
It's my mate's shout tonight, looking forward to Everlast.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:38,
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Been better, but I'm getting there, cheers
Sounds good that, I've not been listening to much music recently, need to rectify that soon.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:38,
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Hows the arm?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:38,
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It's getting there now, still can't straighten it, but that'll come.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:41,
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Good stuff
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:46,
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Cheers
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:49,
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I've just been going through some old NOW 63 and 75 CDs in the car.
I forgot how uplifting some pop can be.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:40,
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Its CHICO TIME!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:41,
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Fuck that prick.
My god, he was a prick.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:42,
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I remember driving back from Cromer once through the flatlands of Norfolk and seeing
ITS CHICO TIME spray painted on a fence
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:47,
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That reminds me, do you still see Darth?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:56,
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He has returned to these shores, yes
I forgot to add him to the list
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:57,
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I wonder how the old tart is.
I think I ditched him from Facebook for a sequin-related offence of some description.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:58,
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hahaha!
He's good, I think
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:58,
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"No Tomorrow" was a superb song.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:42,
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It was Orson!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:46,
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Nanoo nanoo
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:50,
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Mork of this kind of thing
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:54,
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alright I don't know who
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:54,
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NOEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:44,
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Alright bird?
Where's my fucking DVD etc.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:54,
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oh blimey
i still have it. you come for a pint and i'll give it to you.
AND the dvd, lololol.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:56,
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BOOM!
Wouldn't say no. I did tell some of the good ones I'd come down this summer, maybe in the school holidays if I can find a bed for a couple of days.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:57,
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Or have I already found one?
*waggles eyebrows*
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:57,
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Who's this then?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:48,
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Noel is my birthday chum
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:49,
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Best b3tan 4 years running.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:51,
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Oh my!
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:54,
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I'm guessing here.

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Muns, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:54,
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Needs more beard.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:55,
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Muns, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:56,
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Needs less Aladdin.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:57,
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Muns, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:59,
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That could quite easily be a photofit of various stages of my appearance.
I firmly believe I'm slightly less of a cunt than him though, despite my face.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:03,
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ARGH!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:57,
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Nowhere near as handsome as our Noel
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:55,
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I think edmonds was only four when that was taken.
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Muns, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:58,
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How can you possibly forget me after that night?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:55,
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What can I say? ketamine is a hell of a drug.
I wondered who left my anus gaping
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:01,
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I've never managed to get my whole head inside someone before.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:03,
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Are you really as racist as they say?
Which do you hate the most?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:09,
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I made a comment that could be seen as racist, yes.
But if I was going all-out I'd probably say the Inuit.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:11,
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Rohypnol and therapy
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:01,
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Noel, despite his absence is 100% the best one here
and the best one in real life.
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Peej, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:25,
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You're too kind.
You've changed your name though, I don't know which one you are.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:34,
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Oh, nope, got it.
How the devil are you?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:35,
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I didn't change it that badly
I'm getting on pretty well. How are you doing, you've been quiet on arsebook too!
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Peej, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:38,
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I have, until recently.
No internet at home and not much inspiration until the sun came out. There's room for improvement but I'm getting on ok.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:41,
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You need a trip to Cornwall!
Hows the sprog?
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Peej, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:46,
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I really do, I keep daydreaming about the walk from Crackington to Tintagel along the north coast.
Probably the greatest walk I've ever done. She's ace, the happiest she's been for ages. She had enough of her mum and moved out last week, broke off all contact with her and is living with her boyfriend. So, less sprog, more young woman, but she's great thanks!
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:48,
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Jeebus, shes grown up damn quick!
I remember when I had enough of my mum and moved out! I was about 23 and was fed up of my then girlfriend (now wife) telling me we couldn't have loud animal sex in case my mum heard. Parents can be arseholes!
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Peej, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 18:02,
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Which loud animal were you pretending to be?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 18:07,
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Hamster
It was anal animal sex
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 18:12,
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Alright noël you daft noncy racist bastard
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:20,
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Alright Ben Fogle you can't quite remember anything about you person.
Although judging by that sig, I'd chuck a guess at Naked Ape.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:24,
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I'm the best one here
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:26,
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So I'm right!
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:30,
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I dunno how my sig identified me though...apart from the fact it's awesome
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:33,
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The lack of full stops anywhere in your posts is a dead giveaway.
How's things man?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:34,
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There are three in my previous one
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:36,
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That's an ellipsis.
/punctuation cunt
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:36,
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What's that then?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:27,
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Rory?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:30,
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I wonder what he's up to?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:48,
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Does he still post?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:49,
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Not on here.
Allegedly he's now George! and annoying people on the main QOTW.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:57,
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Excellent.
Although qotw looks even shitter now than it did when I left. And on that note, I'm off for guitar night. Squeeze your missus for me.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:59,
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Its gone downhill since SpankyHankey stopped making up lies and fucked off
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Peej, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 18:00,
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Alright.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:29,
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All the better for seeing you!
How's it going?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:30,
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He's still stuck in Newcastle :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:30,
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Just in from work and slightly damp as it's raining.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:32,
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Temp or permanent?
Hopefully I'll get a chance to see y'all later in the year.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:33,
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Temp, unfortunately, hopefully until end of July.
But it's in the NHS so there's access to internal vacancies. Yeah, I'm hoping my dad's probate stuff is sorted fairly quickly, after which we are looking to book a London trip at some point.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:37,
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Let me know if/when and maybe we could make beautiful things happen.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:38,
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Murder/suicide?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:44,
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Balloon hats and monkeys.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:45,
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Uncannily accurate.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:51,
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I will do this thing.
Might not be until September / October though.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:45,
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I think the rain is pretty permanent in the north
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:37,
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I hear it's 'grim' up there
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:41,
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Ask grace
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:43,
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Evening all.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 18:23,
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