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Whats on your plate?Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
I call lunch
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:39,
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A lunch thread? At 1.40pm?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:40,
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YeahWhat DID you have for lunch?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:43,
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Worcesterstersterstercestershire falvour(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:47,
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I had some peanuts and a apple, it's probably kebab night.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:48,
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Then I saw her faceNow I'm a bulimer
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:49,
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Not a traceOf food in my mouth.
I threw up.
I'm a bulimic I couldn't eat it if I tried
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Sammidges and a chicken cup a soupOh, and a nectarine
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:48,
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Humple pie with a saucy wink and it's all gravy.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:52,
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I just signed up for twitter. I am down with the kids and everything.
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INORITEI did used to own sportscow.co.uk and sportscalf.co.uk but I forgot to renew them
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:04,
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FFS its about £3 to registerSurely you could feed one child a bit less for a week.
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I cant be fucking bothered to do anything with it, truth be told(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:33,
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FINALLY THE TRUTH COMES OUTALL YOUR BRAGGING ABOUT OWNING THEN LOSING THEM AND IT WAS JUST BEING LAZY... FOR SHAME SPORTERS FOR SHAME
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:48,
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I was going to go and get a chip cobbut, in an uncharacteristic moment of self restraint, I went and got a reduced fat Tuna and Cucumber sandwich instead. Stupid fucking self restraint.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:59,
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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:59,
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Like you've even heard of that...(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:05,
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This is why, Sporters. He could be sitting there with a delicious hot chip butty. Butter dripping of his hand. What's he got? Poxy tuna sammidge.
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He's let himself down, he's let us down, he's let everybody down(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:14,
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I'm gonna have a siestaFollowing my eventful flight this morning.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:07,
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Medical emergency, they put they call out to ask if there was a doctor on board.There wasn't, so we had a rapid decent to Madrid so they could cart some bloke off in an ambulance.
Added a good couple of hours on to the journey.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:11,
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It was quite good if I'm being honest.As we had a cab booked for 5 this morning and I was sure I'd oversleep, I made a tactical decision to stay up all night drinking.
The two hours on the tarmac in Madrid gave me a good opportunity for more sleep and to sober up.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:16,
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You should've volunteeredI'm sure you could've blagged it until you landed.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:12,
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A finger up the arse is a finger up the arse(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:12,
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Where theres maim, theres a claim(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:18,
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I think it has to be 72hr anywaywww.theguardian.com/money/2014/jun/11/air-passengers-flight-delay-win
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:24,
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IIRC you're entitled to compensation if a delay is over 5 hours. Unless it's cancelled, then your rights regarding delays go bye bye, and a whole different set of rights apply. Which most airlines happily ignore.
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Muns, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:28,
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Unforseen innit, so no claim.It wasn't that much of an inconvenience anyway.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:30,
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Had a three day stopover in Bratislava once thanks to a cancellation. Still pursuing a payout, the regulators are on our side, but it has be dealt with in the jurisdiction of the country you were flying from. Which means we're getting fucking nowhere.
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Muns, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:34,
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It really fucking is. having been stuck in the fucking dump for three days, I can verify that.
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Muns, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:41,
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Ryanair don't fly there after a plane was taken down by a massive fly-swat. (
Muns, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:46,
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Yeah cool, don't follow me thenyou half-Yid pegleg cunt.
Only got nine fucking followers, I need all the help I can get. And one of them's Nakers. He keeps calling it Myspace.
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Kroney, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:50,
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i am braving a pasta saladthis will be kill or cure. having chucked up 3 times already today, it may be a vain hope, but i have to go a client's thing tonight, and i can't go all faint and mushy headed :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:27,
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Are you suggesting that she had unprotected sex in exchange for alcohol? (
Muns, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:29,
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I was rather hoping so, yes(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:29,
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If you come home early you can watch me eating beef sausage and grilled haloumi followed by a 'house special' doner kebab(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:29,
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Maybe you're pregnant.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:32,
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Say 'Hello'Waves goodbye (to lunch).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:38,
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Do you use up bodies like cigarettes?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:42,
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AIDS?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:42,
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berk is also sickI BLAME YOU. WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THAT LAST ORDERS DRINK?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:45,
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tortilla on the strandal organised it ages ago, as he and devilintights and crackhouse go there a lot. i can't believe it was the food, as i just had a vegetable wrap, and everyone else is fine. i think it's a bug. i think you gave it to me.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:52,
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THERE IS NO BABYTHERE IS JUST A PILE OF VOMIT
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:50,
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Don't be so harsh to your unborn child!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:51,
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You'll have social services round with an attitude like that!(
Muns, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:54,
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Wouldn't do any harm to take a test though, eh(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:54,
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These things can be addressed. www.bettybeauty.com
it'd probably work on armpits too.
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Muns, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:57,
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That is how I'm spending the evening, yes.Who told you?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 15:00,
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Those yurts won't crochet themselves, you know(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 15:02,
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