Fucks sake
Come on man. Lets have a thread with a question that people can actually answer

Whats the strangest thing you've put in your mouth?
Best bread?
Your Death Row final meal?
The last thing you said to your significant other (even your last ex)?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 11:39, 228 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

b3ta.com/search/answers?q=death+row+meal
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 11:43, Reply)

So answer the other questions then!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 11:44, Reply)

Petrol (unintentionally)
Garlic
Speak to your solicitor about it
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 11:46, Reply)

Petrol cannot be untasted

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 11:48, Reply)

Tried to syphon some.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 11:49, Reply)

Me too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 11:50, Reply)

From whose car?

( Muns, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 11:52, Reply)

Dad's caravette

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 11:56, Reply)

GARLIC BREAD?!
etc.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 11:49, Reply)

I just had a dentist called 'purvi' put his hands in my mouth

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 11:46, Reply)

My hot Asian dentist lady has left :o(
She has been replaced by a hot Asian dentist lady :o)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 11:50, Reply)

My dentist is a terrifying Russian woman.
Still turns me on though, so it's fine
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:01, Reply)

STRANGEST THING I'VE PUT IN MY MOUTH?
PHWOOOOAR
( Kroney, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 11:46, Reply)

The last thing I said to my SO was
"See you later"
( Kroney, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 11:47, Reply)

Keepin' the love alive there

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 11:48, Reply)

She was in my car. I wanted her to get out of it.
It seemed like the right thing to say.
( Kroney, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 11:57, Reply)

See you later YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE YOU FUCKING BITCH
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 11:50, Reply)

JOANNA YOU HEARTLESS BITCH

( Kroney, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 11:57, Reply)

"Come home if you puke"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 11:51, Reply)

Put in my mouth or got in my mouth without my say so?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:00, Reply)

Worst Pog, you didn't HAVE to accept that 11p from Frisbok.
So don't you go telling us it was without your say so.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:03, Reply)

Alright St. Uj.
Did you download this year?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:04, Reply)

Nah. The only band I'd have really wanted to see was Monster Magnet. And I saw them last time they toured.
I just thought the line-up was a bit meh. Might have been some bands on the other stages that I'd have gone for but nothing really stood out for me.
Going to Sonisphere though. And Bloodstock.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:08, Reply)

I felt the same about the line up. Bit poo.
Not as rich as I'd like this year, so no festivals, but I am going to the black Sabbath Hyde Park do, with soundgarden and faith no more.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:11, Reply)

If you can sort your own transport and camping I can sub you a Sonisphere ticket.
Doing the Rock Royalty thing again this year and had to buy two to get a hotel room.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:24, Reply)

I will get lynched if I go without the lady.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:40, Reply)

Pffft Whipped.
;p
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:46, Reply)

a)

b)

c)

d)
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:02, Reply)

Excellent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:42, Reply)

Unfinished beer, that was vile
Fresh out of the oven, crispy white.

Rare steak, home made chips, corn on the cob and a beer.

Goodnight.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:04, Reply)

Oh, I did once try to eat a pine cone.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:05, Reply)

Why?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:05, Reply)

Does it matter why?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:11, Reply)

Yes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:12, Reply)

Well, basically, I wanted to see what it tasted like.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:40, Reply)

I didn't try to eat a pine cone,
but I did get a die/dice (depending on your vernacular) stuck up my nose, once.
( Kroney, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:15, Reply)

Die

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:16, Reply)

Don't wanna

( Kroney, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:21, Reply)

rip eddie grant

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 13:00, Reply)

Aquarium water.
Sliced.
Steak and chips.
Stop calling me. I DON'T want to see you again. EVER.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:05, Reply)

*Aquarium water fives*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:11, Reply)

:)
"Gargh" is right.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:27, Reply)

Aquarium water. Gargh.
Garlic and cheese
Medium/rare ribeye, mushrooms, new potatoes and steamed veg. Sticky toffee pudding and ice cream.
"Go fuck yourself". Probably.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:10, Reply)

A workmate stupidly admitted to an accidental poo/chocolate crumb incident.
He's yet to live that one down.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:14, Reply)

Yeah work mate. Gotcha.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:29, Reply)

I put most things in my mouth, I find it's a good way of investigating new things.
Freshly cooked.
Century egg - prepared from scratch.
"What are you doing? Get out of the way, I'm in a hurry"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:15, Reply)

Are century eggs those 100 day ones?
My mate makes and eats them
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:39, Reply)

Dunno, the point was to introduce a delay to proceedings.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:42, Reply)

OH GOD I DON'T WANT TO DIE SPORTO, HOLD ME

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:42, Reply)

*holds*
*slips a finger in*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 13:16, Reply)

*clenches*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 13:17, Reply)

Oooooh cheeky

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 13:20, Reply)

www.thedailytop.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/06e5a47e51f072ded468beb344d3d952.jpg
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:20, Reply)

Why did you put that in your mouth?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:21, Reply)

Wouldn't you?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:23, Reply)

Maybe...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:24, Reply)

A lit cigarette, half smoked, flipped in and out again using the tongue and bottom lip
John Cusack did it in the film Class so I though I'd give it a go back when I smirked.
Scottish loaf toasted with lashings of butter
Dalesteaks, ketchips and spaghetti hoops
"Bye"
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:23, Reply)

Ah yeah, that's well cool that is

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:24, Reply)

You can here the sound of wide ons slopping apart all across the country

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:28, Reply)

A scorpion
Fresh crusty bloomer still warm from oven
Arsenic just to get there first
Vocally. Bye
Txt. Yeah he was trying to run with it lol
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:24, Reply)

Something something your mum's crusty bloomers something

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:25, Reply)

\0/

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:28, Reply)

A chipati at a festival that tasted of vomit.
Not just 'a bit of a vommity aftertaste' actual vomit.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:25, Reply)

I had some ketchup from a takeaway once that tasted like someone had vomited in the bottle

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:28, Reply)

There used to be a cafe in Cardiff that had dead flies floating in the vinegar bottles.
It was fucking GRIM.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:36, Reply)

And yet we willingly let worms invade our tequila supplies because something something Islam.
SHARE IF YOU THINK THIS IS A DISGRACE
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:41, Reply)

Penis
Tiger
Surf and turf/ Spaghetti bolognese depending on how im feeling on the day.
I bet I give up halfway through and watch more Buffy
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:29, Reply)

Bread
Bread
Bread
We need bread
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:34, Reply)

*eats cake*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:34, Reply)

i don't think it's strange, but those moulds that orthodontists put in your mouth, all squishy and filled with stuff, FEEL weird
totally worth it though. my mother was right, damn it.

best bread? either a real french baguette, hot and dripping with butter, or onion bread. or the blue cheese and walnut bread that whole foods does. nom.

death row - arancini with pesto, nut roast or some sort of tasty quiche or falafels with chips and chilli mayonnaise, lemon meringue pie, freezing cold diet coke.

"bye" (he fucks off at 6.45am having annoyed me by rustling around since 6am, what does he expect?!)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:34, Reply)

You've been brave to answer this question.
I was looking forward to seeing the edits.

but those moulds that orthodontists put in your mouth, all squishy and filled with stuff, FEEL weird
totally worth it though. my mother was right, damn it.

A fork with yoghurt on it.

Also: YPCCIYM
( Muns, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:50, Reply)

it's more stupidity than bravery
forks ftw. the only thing that should be eaten with a spoon is soup.

and YM's quivering hairy anus, of course. and even then, i bet she begs for a fork.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:54, Reply)

What about Ice cream?

( Muns, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:54, Reply)

definitely with a fork
delicate nibbles, not enormous spoonlike shovels
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:55, Reply)

Jelly?

( Muns, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:57, Reply)

Oh god.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:56, Reply)

I fucking sympathise with you here mate.
Wait until she discovers that you can just drink soup from a mug.
( Muns, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:56, Reply)

I don't get the yoghut thing, but the ice cream thing is a cunning ploy to sieve out the good bits, lumps of chocolate and cookie bits and fudge etc and leave the boring ice cream.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:59, Reply)

Clever.
yet still wrong.
( Muns, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 13:02, Reply)

The suggestion that she just buys a bar of chocolate or some biscuits or whatever is met with a blank face.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 13:03, Reply)

( Muns, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 13:09, Reply)

You killed it with too many questions.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:39, Reply)

I thought people might actually be coaxed out into posting

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:41, Reply)

Swipey's cock
all bread! BREAD! BREEEEEEAAAADD!
cake
I patted her on the arse and said "Bye!"
( Peej, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:42, Reply)

arse fanny Bye Awooga
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:43, Reply)

Rye sour dough is the best bread actually.
Death Row meal would be either mixed grill kebab or that pasta thing swipe doesn't make anymore
"Bye Smelly" probably.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:44, Reply)

i'd have thought a lot of the food wrongs on here would like that dish
as it has baby minced sheep in it :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:46, Reply)

You should make that for me because I'm poorly

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:47, Reply)

i'll think about it!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:53, Reply)

You should suck his cock too
It will make him feel better
( Peej, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:53, Reply)

Suck the poison out.
It's the only cure.
( Muns, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:54, Reply)

has this ever worked on your mrs?
alt: feel free to offer. he might let you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:54, Reply)

Yes,
When she is ill I suck her cock, it works every time.
( Peej, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:59, Reply)

alt. I offered but he said he was faithful and loyal to you and you alone
Then when we stopped laughing he said "seriously though, I'm not gay"


Then when we stopped laughing again he said "go on then"
( Peej, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 13:00, Reply)

And now I feel better.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 13:00, Reply)

my pants are on inside out :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:57, Reply)

Extra wear tomorrow.
Bonus!
( Muns, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:58, Reply)

My nuts are all caught up in mine.
Most uncomfortable.
( Kroney, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 13:03, Reply)

I was dropping my laptop into my bag yesterday vertically on my lap
my nuts must have been all pushed up as it landed on one of them, hard.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 13:05, Reply)

I'm going to have to get down there in a minute.

( Kroney, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 13:19, Reply)

A "re-org" can be very liberating

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 13:20, Reply)

"This may feel a little uncomfortable" last thing said.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 13:26, Reply)

There's a rumour going around on twitter that Gazza has ordered a cool new bag

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 13:32, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 13:33, Reply)

i do not understand the GAzza meme
does he have a top knot or something?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 13:39, Reply)

Well known purveyor ot Twitter "Battered" reported that Gazza was dead yesterday
He isn't
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 13:52, Reply)

hahahaha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 13:33, Reply)

There's also a rumour that Gazza is sporting a samurai top knot.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 13:40, Reply)

I can't believe RUCKSACK CHAT got the board moving again.
Your all pricks.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 13:41, Reply)

It's not just rucksacks though, I have a 'document bag'. COOL EH??????

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 13:44, Reply)

I had to google "document bag"
Mine is sorta like this here
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 13:49, Reply)

MY BAG!!!
www.johnlewis.com/ted-baker-coubert-webbing-document-bag-navy/p775762?kpid=232470740&s_kenid=2ac3fbc0-a7f2-4009-f26d-0000490ecb10&s_kwcid=106x16903&tmad=c&tmcampid=73

First time I posted this a minute ago it was a nic cage picture.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 13:54, Reply)

I like this

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 14:09, Reply)

Tokeep your copies of the Metro, and Razzle, in?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 13:52, Reply)

Mostly a book, an ipad and documents akshully

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 13:55, Reply)

YESSS!
Bag contents chat!

Nexus 7, headphones, metro pass, USB drive, usb stick, Sharpie, pen, car keys
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 14:01, Reply)

Okay then!
E cigarette liquid and spare battery. Keys. Headphones. Ipad charger. bottle of water. Home insurance certificate and rough copies of CV. Notebook.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 14:03, Reply)

a book, moisturiser, anti perspirant, keys, shuffle, cleansing wipes (gay), bank paying in book.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 14:09, Reply)

15" Retina Macbook Pro, Nexus 7, Retina iPad, shoes, phone charger. usb keys, bike tools and puncture repair kit, 1tb hhd, hoodie, precision screwdrivers.

( Peej, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 14:11, Reply)

GREAT SUBTHREAD GUYS!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 14:12, Reply)

Fuck off no bag

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 14:13, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2307126
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 14:13, Reply)

Probably a bag for life made from hemp you knob

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 14:14, Reply)

It's a well cool record bag ACKSHERLY

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 14:16, Reply)

^ blooblobbing

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 14:20, Reply)

Bunch of hipster cunts, the lot of you

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 13:58, Reply)

Oh look it's old 'no bag' Drimble!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 13:59, Reply)

Keeps everything in a pouch

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 14:07, Reply)

I employ a manservant to carry my essentials

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 14:09, Reply)

I had a bag before they were cool

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 14:00, Reply)

I just had BBQ Chilli Chicken for lunch
#ChickenThursday
( Peej, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 14:08, Reply)

Unexpected buffet FTW
I'd just bought something from Sainsburys too. That'll keep until tomorrow
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 14:19, Reply)

Enamoured though I am with BAG (CONTENT) CHAT
Can someone start another proper thread please? A question had actually had over 200 replies
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 14:08, Reply)

I'm still sulking about my failed thread from this morning :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 14:09, Reply)

Try again now people aren't being utter bellends

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 14:10, Reply)

I... I've been hurt before

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 14:11, Reply)

I haven't been a bellend today








yet
( Peej, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 14:12, Reply)

He meant Battered.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 14:12, Reply)

^ upset

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 14:18, Reply)

I know
I was suggesting theres still someone around to ruin it for the rest
( Peej, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 14:20, Reply)

NEW "FUCKING SHIT" THREAD!!!!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 14:20, Reply)