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So it seems that the hipster is dead
www.theguardian.com/fashion/2014/jun/22/end-of-the-hipster-flat-caps-and-beards

Doesn't worry me though, because I am already a "normcore"
Have you ever belonged to a tribe?
Perhaps you were a teenage goth, or a mod or some other subculture.
Bonus points for any pictures of you looking like a prick, particularly if you are surrounded by similarly dressed friends.

Alt: Is it time to archive chives once and for all? What would you like to archive?
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 10:37, 279 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
When I was at high school in the States I was a "prep"
think "Pretty in Pink".

Good tiems.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 10:39, Reply)
just because you have 100 pink shirts
doesn't mean you look pretty in any of them
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 10:39, Reply)
As a chubby ginge, Molly Ringwald seems an unlikey choice to play the bird in Hollywood films, but I reckon I still would.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 10:49, Reply)
Me too.
And Rebekkah Brooks.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 10:52, Reply)
someone once told me i look like her
fucking rude
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:00, Reply)
hahahahahahaha

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:07, Reply)
I had you down as more of a 'casual'

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 10:40, Reply)
And then I was a raver.
Now I am City Wanker.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 10:49, Reply)

City a massive
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 10:50, Reply)
Your strikethrough lacks "edge"

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 10:53, Reply)
alright

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:00, Reply)
i imagine you more with a black coat, black hat and long ringlet sideburns

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 10:53, Reply)
plus one really big shoe

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 10:54, Reply)
plus a gang of boy thieves, stealing handkerchiefs for some reason

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:17, Reply)
I've always been in an army of one.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 10:42, Reply)
How do you express your 'individuality' then?

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 10:44, Reply)
I don't.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 10:59, Reply)
forever alone^

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 10:53, Reply)
I don't need anyone - I'm a rock; an island.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:00, Reply)

r c
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:00, Reply)
why am i laughing at this?

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:01, Reply)
Because you're so immature?

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:01, Reply)
because you're singing it in your head

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:04, Reply)
I'm not, I'm singing this
youtu.be/Ukbu9dmmzJg
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:06, Reply)
Also
n is g d s
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:02, Reply)
*moistens*

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:03, Reply)
A glass?
EDIT: I am a fucking idiot.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:10, Reply)
Being a Folkestone chap, obviously I am a Crip.
I keep a blue flag hanging from my backside, but only on the left side, yeah that's the Crip side.

Alt: I'd like to archive all 'epic failz' from the internet website 'B3ta'
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 10:47, Reply)
Light blue or dark blue?

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 10:48, Reply)
I think you're confusing gang culture with the LGBT 'Handkerchief code' there pal

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 10:55, Reply)
Uh oh another fail!

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 10:58, Reply)
ARCHIVIN DISSSS

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:11, Reply)
i do not conform to any stereotypes at all
alt: Room 101
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 10:55, Reply)
Says Hacketts best customer.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 10:56, Reply)
says Thomas Pink's best customer

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 10:58, Reply)
Says Brian Sewell's best customer.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:07, Reply)
If there is a tribe of obnoxious pricks then I have life long membership.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 10:56, Reply)
I thought you were a member of They Might Be Giants.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 10:57, Reply)
nah oompa loompas innit

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 10:59, Reply)
If any of you cunts say I'm a member of a tribe of pygmies I will hunt you down and burn your genitals with an industrial blow torch.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:00, Reply)
pygmy^

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:01, Reply)
* loads up on oxy acetylene *

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:02, Reply)
did you "borrow" it off someone?

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:04, Reply)
Shit off.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:07, Reply)
No I have never belonged to a tribe.
The act of attempting to reject mainstream society by adopting a uniform and a set of approved societal attitudes is for children and halfwits.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:08, Reply)
Basque prick^

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:10, Reply)
^claims not to belong to a tribe
^wears espadrilles and pink chinos.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:10, Reply)
I left my espadrilles in the Dordogne last year

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:14, Reply)
LOL.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:15, Reply)
Haha

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:16, Reply)
troo story
i miss them, but I might get some Toms to replace them
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:20, Reply)
I can't quite work out whether I like you in spite of your stereotype
or because of it.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:22, Reply)
It's like that girl you see at the bakery, do you fancy her despite the fact she looks a little downsie, or because she looks a little downsie?

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:25, Reply)
She's a slag. You know she's a slag. She looks dirty and she acts it.
You know you're going to catch something awful if you fuck her and yet your cock just won't stop twitching.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:26, Reply)
Thats so (stereo)typical of you

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:16, Reply)
This should be your sig.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:18, Reply)
THIS^

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:18, Reply)
Tony Bennett's heartfelt plea to the shoe industry

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:19, Reply)
This sounds like one of those unlikely expressions that you'd find in a French phrase book.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:31, Reply)
When you go to your gaming conventions, have you ever noticed how similarly dressed the other nerds are to you?

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:10, Reply)
I don't go to gaming conventions.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:10, Reply)
Star trek then

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:12, Reply)
Those neither.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:14, Reply)
+ i stay in my basement and watch them via live stream

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:12, Reply)
At Hoxton Bar and Grill in east London, 24-year-old graduate Milly identifies with hipsters:
"I mean, that's why we all live in east London. It just feels so real, like something creative and cool is happening."

Real? Of course it's fucking real you simpleton.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:13, Reply)
I hate young people.
The false sense of doing something first and disdain for everything else when we all know that "Milly" will end pumping out sprogs and married to someone like Nakers.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:19, Reply)
Divorcee jealously^

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:20, Reply)
Not divorced yet, mush.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:23, Reply)
Get with the times. All the cool kids are doing it.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:25, Reply)
I hate everyone

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:23, Reply)
I'd probably say "grunge" on leaving school
Basically an excuse to wear old jeans and checked shirts, not shave and grow my hair


(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:16, Reply)
What the fuck is that mess?

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:16, Reply)
Me!

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:17, Reply)
Not my house though
That wallpaper would never do
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:17, Reply)
But a white denim jacket is totes cool.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:18, Reply)
french^

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:19, Reply)
It really was
until some bird sprayed my hair with "temporary" pink hairspray. It looked like my neck was riding the cotton pony and the jacket had to go in the bin
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:20, Reply)
My God, the nineties were shit.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:22, Reply)
1991-1993 were excellent
1994-1996 not so much
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:23, Reply)
I rocked the 1966 look in 1996

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:40, Reply)
More Mike Flowers than Liam Gallagher, eh?

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:42, Reply)
Haha dead on!

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:42, Reply)
the Sunderland Strangler

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:18, Reply)
I was far too puny then to murder anyone

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:18, Reply)
I looked like a skinnier AB after I left school.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:19, Reply)
I dunno what he looks like, soz
Your MASSIVE evil twin is stalking me though
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:20, Reply)
I need to see what this guy looks like.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:25, Reply)
I'll try to get a photo of him but he's fucking MASSIVE

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:25, Reply)
It may require two pictures

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:30, Reply)
+one hospital visit

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:31, Reply)


(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:31, Reply)
hahaha!
I love this!
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:32, Reply)
New new profile photo

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:42, Reply)
I have a photo that looks scarily similar to that

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:36, Reply)
ditto

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:49, Reply)
Beth

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:51, Reply)
I wondered where CQ had gone.
Here is a picture of me on the day I left school, not a good look.

I tended to hang around with the other 'moshers'/'goffs'/whatever other word the retards in my year would throw at us, it wasn't too bad.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:21, Reply)
You know you can't pull off the sleeveless top look

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:26, Reply)
That's a big unit you were with.
She looks reet juicy.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:27, Reply)
She was a good mate, one of the few 'lesbians' at school that has actually remained that way
She'd been saying for ages that she was going to show up in a suit, then showed up in a rather nice dress instead.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:28, Reply)
AA looks like a match

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:28, Reply)
Haha

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:28, Reply)
Whereas you, there's no question.
I like you because you're so profoundly offensive.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:28, Reply)
what the fuck is that attached to you?

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:27, Reply)
A small bloke with red hair.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:28, Reply)
Nice look!

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:32, Reply)
officegiggle

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:32, Reply)
Fucking hell, haha

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:33, Reply)
And we wonder why the Jocks want independence.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:35, Reply)
Sassanach BASTARDS!

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:38, Reply)
Because the British government won't legalise heroin.
HTH.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:39, Reply)
I'm eating an excellent sandwich. 6 chipolatas in it.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:22, Reply)
Which is the same as 1 normal penis.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:23, Reply)
Was it high welfare outdoor bred pigs or miserable caged factory farmed pigs?

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:24, Reply)
I read a few lines of that, decided Josh was a prick and gave up.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:30, Reply)
everyone called josh is a prick FACT

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:31, Reply)

prick hom
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:39, Reply)
he is playing an acoustic set at Southbank sometime soon, I'm hoping to bump into the giant ginger elvis

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:45, Reply)
Bad school photos
ahoy
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:36, Reply)
That looks nothing like you!

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:39, Reply)
About every ten years I morph into something else.
Makes passport control a right cunt.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:39, Reply)
Occupation: Doctor
Home Town: Gallifrey
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:40, Reply)
nice to see your AIDs has cleared up since then

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:44, Reply)
Yeah. Turns out twenty years of pie and beers will fix that AIDS up good.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:47, Reply)
Your bird looks far too pleased with herself at having that beer

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:45, Reply)
Weren't my bird.
Just some girl at the party that appears to have some sort of mild psychosis.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:47, Reply)
You look like an old school mate of mine

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:47, Reply)
You look like an even gayer Tiff Needell

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:50, Reply)
I've now just read the phrase "proto-hipsters"
And am once more hold the world in utter, utter contempt.

It's such a nice day today, too.

And you've ruined it.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:37, Reply)
Can we archive Baron Samedi?

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:41, Reply)
he'll only rise up again

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:46, Reply)
Sitting on the front of a train.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:47, Reply)
Otis Readings suicide themed follow up

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:59, Reply)
I would like to archive a sense of wellbeing and zen

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:43, Reply)
I would like to archive Jaysum for being such a cunt about my grandad who died a couple of hours after he made his insensitive comments.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:45, Reply)
Sorry to hear that.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:45, Reply)
Not as sorry as he was, I'm sure.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:48, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2311843
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:54, Reply)
Ouch
Not good.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:46, Reply)
Nah, very much for the best.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:48, Reply)
Does this mean we have to be nice to you today?
I'm not sure I'm ready for that kind of commitment
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:49, Reply)
too late

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:50, Reply)
Of course not.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:51, Reply)
phew

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:52, Reply)
already enjoying the bereavement dividend eh?

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:50, Reply)
Nah, he didn't have any money. Tight fisted cunt that he was.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:51, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2311814
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:52, Reply)
That usually means he's hoarded it somewhere.
Have you checked under his mattress?
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:53, Reply)

under his mattress in his anal cavity
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:54, Reply)
woah way to kill the mood, nice one spastic

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:51, Reply)
can't win em all.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:53, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2311828
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:56, Reply)
If he'd taken a stroke selfie this may not have happened.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:54, Reply)
GranDEAD more like!!!!

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:55, Reply)
Genuine LOLs here.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:58, Reply)
Sorry for the loss, in all seriousness.
Now tell a joke or saink
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:59, Reply)
Jaysum as a child

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:00, Reply)
* posts pic of Lauren Harris *

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:02, Reply)
Was considering that first.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:02, Reply)
who is that and why is it relevant to jaysum?
thx
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:09, Reply)
WTN ^
A famous boy child freak thing that was on Blue Peter as a child antiques expert who then had a sex change
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:31, Reply)
I have always been manlier than you.
This is a fact.

Now get back to loving mary palm and her five sisters.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:08, Reply)
WTF? Palm? It's PALMER. And her first name is FISTINA.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:09, Reply)
Palmela Handerson

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:10, Reply)
Nice.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:12, Reply)
oooOOOOOooo get 'er

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:11, Reply)
Having had men inside you =! more manly

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:24, Reply)
I've fucked worse.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:08, Reply)
She's a bit old for your tastes, isn't she?

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:09, Reply)
DON'T JUDGE ME!

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:10, Reply)
Which you probably found in the classifieds of this:
www.transliving.co.uk/

NSFW
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:11, Reply)
Your bookmarks list is a dark place.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:12, Reply)
A NSFW would have been nice.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:13, Reply)
I didn't click
In fact, it's better that he didn't mark it NSFW as that is usually enough to make me click
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:13, Reply)
ity's called trans living you spastic, what did you expect?

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:14, Reply)
Tramps
I thought it was short for transient living.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:16, Reply)
Nice Shiny Fanny Wearer?

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:14, Reply)
Oops. Sorry. Edited.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:15, Reply)
Hahaha.

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:16, Reply)
It's what Al's grandad was reading when he was enjoying a stoke IYKWIMAITYD

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:16, Reply)
hahahahaha!

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:20, Reply)
Is that the fit bird out of Hanson?

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:18, Reply)

Man suggests it might be time for a new thread
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:29, Reply)
Start one yourself

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:32, Reply)
OH HA HA!!!
Man suggests starting a new thread, gets invited to start one himself
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:33, Reply)
Yeah LOL!!!

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:34, Reply)


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(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:35, Reply)
I have a right laugh here

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:37, Reply)
I still miss BeatsWork :(

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:41, Reply)
RankerJoe 4eva in r hartz
SculptureofMan neva 4get
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:42, Reply)
Mind, I'm glad Phudders never posts any more
Although he's probably reading this, the creepy weirdo.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:46, Reply)
Why?

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:47, Reply)
Can't you feel his breath on the back of your neck?

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:52, Reply)
Why don't you like him?

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:52, Reply)
I don't dislike him
He was just a bit weird
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:53, Reply)
BE SPECIFIC

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:55, Reply)
Dozer described him pretty well
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1890174
(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 13:00, Reply)
Have you got your own archive now?

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 13:03, Reply)
Oh God, was he you?

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:54, Reply)
OK Eminem, calm down

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:54, Reply)
haha

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:55, Reply)
Nah, I'm just meatsnake and rachelswipe on here

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:56, Reply)
+ Tim Stilton

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:56, Reply)
+ Stibbins

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:57, Reply)
+ 'Bill Clay'

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 13:07, Reply)
I WISH!!!

(, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 13:07, Reply)

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