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 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia
 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:00,
	
160 replies,
	
latest was 11 years ago)
 
	 Oh good.
	Oh good.
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:00,
	
Reply)
 
	 so what who cares
	so what who cares
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:03,
	
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	 I care, MEAT
	I care, MEAT
 	
	(
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:11,
	
Reply)
 
	 Don't worry pal, everything's gonna be fine
	Don't worry pal, everything's gonna be fine
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:16,
	
Reply)
 
	 Hold me
	Hold me
 	
	(
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:20,
	
Reply)
 
	 you should start posting on talk
	you should start posting on talk
 	we have a right laugh over there
	(
 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia
 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:21,
	
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	 Morning
	Morning
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:22,
	
Reply)
 
	 Morning.
	Morning.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:23,
	
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	 that's the spirit
	that's the spirit
 	
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 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia
 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:26,
	
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	 I've just checked
	I've just checked
 	You really dont
	(
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:26,
	
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	 its a home from home then
	its a home from home then
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:27,
	
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	 haha, good one
	haha, good one
 	
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 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia
 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:29,
	
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	 i dont think hes joking
	 
 	i dont think hes joking
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:31,
	
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	 yeah?
	yeah?
 	
	(
 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia
 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:34,
	
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	 i dunno, do *you* find it really funny?
	i dunno, do *you* find it really funny?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:37,
	
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	 no, you don't.
	no, you don't.
 	
	(
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:33,
	
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	 don't be silly
	don't be silly
 	
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 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia
 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:35,
	
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	 /talk is quietest part of this site, because it's the shittest.
	/talk is quietest part of this site, because it's the shittest. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:34,
	
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	 tbh i think its neck and neck
	tbh i think its neck and neck
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:36,
	
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	 coming up to 8 million posts, get your facts straight
	coming up to 8 million posts, get your facts straight
 	
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 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia
 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:36,
	
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	 It's been dead on it's arse for the last couple of years.
	It's been dead on it's arse for the last couple of years. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:37,
	
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	 Time to bring Frank back again
	Time to bring Frank back again
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:52,
	
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	 Yesterday - /talk: 347 posts. /OT: 697 posts + about another 200 that were deleted.
	Yesterday - /talk: 347 posts. /OT: 697 posts + about another 200 that were deleted. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:48,
	
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	 Won't stop talk being dead
	Won't stop talk being dead
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:03,
	
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	 /talk is due to close later in the year
	/talk is due to close later in the year
 	it's all part of the phased closure of b3ta
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 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia
 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:07,
	
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	 This place will be a Primark by August, I'm guessing
	This place will be a Primark by August, I'm guessing
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:11,
	
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	 Wetherspoons would be more apt.
	Wetherspoons would be more apt. 
 	They'd probably keep the same, alcoholic, clientelle too.
	(
 Muns
 Muns, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:18,
	
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	 Oh in that case
	Oh in that case
 	*pours pint*
	(
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:20,
	
Reply)
 
	 Good.
	Good.
 	Nobody cares.
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:11,
	
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	 ok
	ok
 	
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 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia
 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:21,
	
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	 Whoa...look up there, at the top
	Whoa...look up there, at the top
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:10,
	
Reply)
 
	 *looks up*
	*looks up*
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:11,
	
Reply)
 
	 Want to follow b3ta on twitter?
	Want to follow b3ta on twitter?
 	I don't.
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:11,
	
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	 What's the point?
	What's the point?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:14,
	
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	 Heavy promotion of usvsth3m and live tweets of joel and rob wanking each other off.
	Heavy promotion of usvsth3m and live tweets of joel and rob wanking each other off. 
 	hth.
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 Muns
 Muns, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:16,
	
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	 awesome
	awesome
 	
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 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia
 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:18,
	
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	 Usvsthem is epically shit
	Usvsthem is epically shit
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:22,
	
Reply)
 
	 As is everything Rob Manuel touches.
	As is everything Rob Manuel touches. 
 	'Ginger Furher' ha ha ha ha.
Ginger cunt morelike.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:23,
	
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	 He comes across as a barely talented whiny ginger tosspot who has exploited the works of others (under the guise of crowd sourcing) for personal gain.
	He comes across as a barely talented whiny ginger tosspot who has exploited the works of others (under the guise of crowd sourcing) for personal gain. 
 	I'd be intrigued to know how much he's netted from all of the bollocks from here that he's compiled and sold.
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 Muns
 Muns, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:26,
	
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	 Selling sickipedia must have made him & scaryduck some dosh.
	Selling sickipedia must have made him & scaryduck some dosh. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:29,
	
Reply)
 
	 Yeah, but Scaryduck will have lost it all paying bribes off to get out of that child sex case in Cambodia.
	Yeah, but Scaryduck will have lost it all paying bribes off to get out of that child sex case in Cambodia.
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:44,
	
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	 is there a 'fucking shit' forum there yet?
	is there a 'fucking shit' forum there yet?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:26,
	
Reply)
 
	 Doubtful he'd make that mistake again.
	Doubtful he'd make that mistake again. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:26,
	
Reply)
 
	 i dont think ive even been on that site
	i dont think ive even been on that site
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:29,
	
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	 It's like a shitter version of buzzfeed.
	It's like a shitter version of buzzfeed.
 	Yeah... imagine that.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:29,
	
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	 Buzzfeed is shit
	Buzzfeed is shit
 	/ac
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:30,
	
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	 buzzfeed is shit
	buzzfeed is shit
 	/tangles
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:30,
	
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	 You're not wrong.
	You're not wrong.
 	Have you seen the buzzfeed parody by the onion?
www.clickhole.com/
	(
 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:44,
	
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	 Excellent
	Excellent
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:54,
	
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	 I had a look once. Shite.
	I had a look once. Shite. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:30,
	
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	 Because it's cool going to another website to see what's happening here
	Because it's cool going to another website to see what's happening here
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:18,
	
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	 15 days till my birthday is more important.
	15 days till my birthday is more important. 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:38,
	
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	 AS IF WE'D FORGET!
	AS IF WE'D FORGET!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:40,
	
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	 You're the best friends a guy could ever want.
	You're the best friends a guy could ever want. 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:42,
	
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	 Mrs Cow's mum died a year ago tomorrow
	Mrs Cow's mum died a year ago tomorrow
 	:o(
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:40,
	
Reply)
 
	 Why would we have a party for that?
	Why would we have a party for that? 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:42,
	
Reply)
 
	 Maybe he didn't like her?
	Maybe he didn't like her?
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:56,
	
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	 Time for her to stop going on about it now I reckon
	Time for her to stop going on about it now I reckon
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:44,
	
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	 And she can wear colours again, not just black, so its not all bad
	And she can wear colours again, not just black, so its not all bad
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:47,
	
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	 GINGER GOTH PARTY!
	GINGER GOTH PARTY!
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:57,
	
Reply)
 
	 Have you googled my username today?
	Have you googled my username today?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:58,
	
Reply)
 
	 no
	no
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:00,
	
Reply)
 
	 'milky nipple discharge unrelated to the normal milk production of breast-feeding'
	'milky nipple discharge unrelated to the normal milk production of breast-feeding'
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:02,
	
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	 i thought you were banned from wanking over mumsnet
	i thought you were banned from wanking over mumsnet
 	
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:05,
	
Reply)
 
	 Sounds like a Star Trek baddie
	Sounds like a Star Trek baddie
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:05,
	
Reply)
 
	 Cor!
	Cor!
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:06,
	
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	 Fucking global IT cunts restricting my access to admin my own fucking users
	Fucking global IT cunts restricting my access to admin my own fucking users
 	because they need to justify their own existence to the accountants.
Cunts.
Cunts, cunts, cunts.
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:56,
	
Reply)
 
	 how's the job hunt going?
	how's the job hunt going?
 	Got a few leads?
Talking to some head hunters?
Policing the old, the old CV?
Bought a new tie?
Practicing in front of the mirror?
Training in your free time?
Making a list of company's you'd like to work for?
Writing a selection of covering letters?
No, no...oh ok, I'm sure it'll happen
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:00,
	
Reply)
 
	 WOOP WOOP
	WOOP WOOP
 	Dat's da sound of policing the old, the old CV
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:03,
	
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	 him want a salary
	him want a salary
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:08,
	
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	 i hope you wrote this in the tone of stewie haranguing brian in family guy
	i hope you wrote this in the tone of stewie haranguing brian in family guy
 	because that's exactly how it reads
^ stating the obvious here ^
fuck off, it's been a long fortnight
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:04,
	
Reply)
 
	 It must be if you're arguing with yourself.
	It must be if you're arguing with yourself.
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:06,
	
Reply)
 
	 TGGI^
	TGGI^
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:07,
	
Reply)
 
	 Yes to almost all, Nakers.
	Yes to almost all, Nakers.
 	Except for practicing in front of the mirror. I'm not Dozer.
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:12,
	
Reply)
 
	 Think of me as your spirit guide
	Think of me as your spirit guide
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:14,
	
Reply)
 
	 
	 
 	irit astic
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:21,
	
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	 Seems ranting on here about your job is a daily occurence.
	Seems ranting on here about your job is a daily occurence.
 	You should be the face of IT jobs worldwide.
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:06,
	
Reply)
 
	 There's a lot to rant about.
	There's a lot to rant about.
 	It's one of the more thankless jobs out there. No recognition, no pats on the back just a lot of "fucking fix it IT monkey".
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:16,
	
Reply)
 
	 shut up and fix it IT monkey
	shut up and fix it IT monkey
 	/ac
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:18,
	
Reply)
 
	 They did that here
	They did that here
 	No admin can manage another admin, so when one admins account fucks up there's just one person who can sort it. Except for the 38 days a year he's on holiday.
	(
 Peej
 Peej, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:07,
	
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	 I had that with Citrix.
	I had that with Citrix.
 	The UK part of the global team all got binned one day. They managed our admin accounts. I had to lobby to get promoted to a domain admin to admin the admins after one of our guys fucked his token up.
After the frustrated conversation I've had with global, I'm now apparently a webmaster. Whatever that is. I got a plea to not break anything, so it sounds like fun!
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:14,
	
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	 It means you can play WoW at a 5th grade level
	It means you can play WoW at a 5th grade level
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:17,
	
Reply)
 
	 23 days of this MEME more like.
	23 days of this MEME more like.
 	If anywhere was to shut, it would be /talk.
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:05,
	
Reply)
 
	 you should shut your anus
	you should shut your anus
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:08,
	
Reply)
 
	 You should stop thinking about it and just give in to your curiosity.
	You should stop thinking about it and just give in to your curiosity.
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:09,
	
Reply)
 
	 If i did it wouldn't be with someone that wears maroon shirts and brown ties
	If i did it wouldn't be with someone that wears maroon shirts and brown ties
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:10,
	
Reply)
 
	 He will be loved.
	He will be loved.
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:16,
	
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	 this flirting is making me a bit uncomfortable
	this flirting is making me a bit uncomfortable
 	get a room. i hear /talk's empty at the moment.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:17,
	
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	 I would clash hideously with his turqoise and yellow.
	I would clash hideously with his turqoise and yellow.
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:21,
	
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	 YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
	YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
 	just settled enormous multi-million pound claim for £100k for my client. the client is thrilled and i am getting congrats emails from all over the firm. woo.
bad news: some cunt has nicked my pink "to do" list pen. i need that pen. i have too much to do, not to organise a list. ackkkkkkk.
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:09,
	
Reply)
 
	 All that work was worth it then!
	All that work was worth it then!
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:10,
	
Reply)
 
	 I'm sure you could use another pen for the same task with minimum disruption
	I'm sure you could use another pen for the same task with minimum disruption 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:11,
	
Reply)
 
	 no
	no
 	it has to be pink, and then i cross out what i've done in black.
it doesn't work the other way around. the pink ink isn't strong enough to cross out the black ink.
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:16,
	
Reply)
 
	 FFS.
	FFS. 
 	
	(
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:17,
	
Reply)
 
	 we all have working rituals
	we all have working rituals
 	well, those of us who do any work...
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:17,
	
Reply)
 
	 Get a red pen
	Get a red pen
 	get a blue pen
get a green pen
get a shut up pen
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:17,
	
Reply)
 
	 IT HAS TO BE PINK!
	IT HAS TO BE PINK!
 	
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:17,
	
Reply)
 
	 anyway, i've found it now
	anyway, i've found it now
 	
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:18,
	
Reply)
 
	 This is the worst sexting ever.
	This is the worst sexting ever.
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:24,
	
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	 what are all these hideous adverts doing on the screen? how do i get rid of them? i can't see anything!
	what are all these hideous adverts doing on the screen? how do i get rid of them? i can't see anything!
 	
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:24,
	
Reply)
 
	 Clear out your browser cache.
	Clear out your browser cache.
 	I got them after clicking that fucking b3ta twitter link.
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:25,
	
Reply)
 
	 Cahe?
	Cahe?
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:26,
	
Reply)
 
	 Clearing my cache hasn't worked for me. Neither has changing the 'hide adverts' thing  in my profile. It's also beating adblocker for some reason.
	Clearing my cache hasn't worked for me. Neither has changing the 'hide adverts' thing  in my profile. It's also beating adblocker for some reason.
 	
	(
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:27,
	
Reply)
 
	 I have no ads whatsoever
	I have no ads whatsoever
 	HTH
	(
 Peej
 Peej, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:40,
	
Reply)
 
	 we don't have authority to do that
	we don't have authority to do that
 	but thanks :((
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:51,
	
Reply)
 
	 So it's not just me?
	So it's not just me? 
 	Ive been searching my work computer for adware
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:25,
	
Reply)
 
	 Oh God. IT support for a forum.
	Oh God. IT support for a forum.
 	Right. This is in IE.
GO to a neutral site. Google, or something.
Close all other browser tabs.
Go to Tools, then Internet Options.
In the Browsing History section click "Delete".
Untick all boxes except for Temporary Internet Files and the COokies one.
Click delete.
Wait for yellow banner at bottom of page.
Reload B3ta.
Adverts gone.
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:28,
	
Reply)
 
	 You say that with a sigh, yet you had an overwhelming feeling of self worth.
	You say that with a sigh, yet you had an overwhelming feeling of self worth.
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:29,
	
Reply)
 
	 After years in IT support, I have no self worth left at all.
	After years in IT support, I have no self worth left at all.
 	
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:30,
	
Reply)
 
	 we know. You tell us every day.
	we know. You tell us every day.
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:32,
	
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	 Then I have to question why you decided to contradict the scads of evidence.
	Then I have to question why you decided to contradict the scads of evidence.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:36,
	
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	 tggi^
	tggi^
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:32,
	
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	 *morose broken spirit fives*
	*morose broken spirit fives*
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:37,
	
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	 Why won't adblocker stop them?
	Why won't adblocker stop them?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:30,
	
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	 Because those adblocker programmes only work with Javascript.
	Because those adblocker programmes only work with Javascript.
 	No Javascript adverts, no blockage.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:31,
	
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 	I've just added this to adblock:
static.usvsth3m.com/js/*
I get a nice shiny white box at the top of the page now.
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Twangy Rubber, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:32,
	
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	 ^Follow this man's example.
	^Follow this man's example.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:33,
	
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	 Hang on, who is this man, first?
	Hang on, who is this man, first?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:36,
	
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	 I agree
	I agree
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:37,
	
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	 How do I add it to adblock?
	How do I add it to adblock?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:35,
	
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	 gaffer tape
	gaffer tape
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:36,
	
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 	Well for me it was:
click on AdBlock Edge icon, select "open blockable items"
in the new pane at the bottom of the screen, find "static.usvsth3m..." and double click on the line.
click "add filter" at the bottom, it defaults to the block pattern that I mentioned.
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Twangy Rubber, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:38,
	
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	 how do i do adblock?
	how do i do adblock?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:40,
	
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	 Use Chrome and get Adblock Plus as an extension for free
	Use Chrome and get Adblock Plus as an extension for free
 	I've just done it now and it took about 2 mins
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:43,
	
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	 how long should the extension be?
	how long should the extension be?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:44,
	
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	 30m
	30m
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:47,
	
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	 What about Firefox?
	What about Firefox?
 	I'm logged in under my other account on Chrome
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:44,
	
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	 You can add multiple accounts to Chrome
	You can add multiple accounts to Chrome
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:47,
	
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	 No I can't
	No I can't
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:50,
	
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 	Firefox: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/adblock-edge/
Chrome: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/adblock/gighmmpiobklfepjocnamgkkbiglidom?hl=en
Other browsers: 
www.diy.com/nav/garden/garden-tools-equipment/garden-hand-tools/cutting___prunning_tools/-specificproducttype-shears/Opp-Hedge-Shear-13358651?skuId=13829357
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Twangy Rubber, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:44,
	
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	 i do need some hedge shearers...
	i do need some hedge shearers...
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:44,
	
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	 Have you been lurking all this time, waiting for this opportunity to present itself?
	Have you been lurking all this time, waiting for this opportunity to present itself?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:45,
	
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 	It was the reason I was created. All those long years of training, reading Rory vs Swipe until my eyes bled...
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Twangy Rubber, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:47,
	
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	 Go to the "internet"
	Go to the "internet"
 	Type in "adblock" into a "search engine" such as "google"
"install" the "software"
you "fucking prick"
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:44,
	
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	 TGGI^
	TGGI^
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:44,
	
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	 I might just stick some gaffer tape over the top right of my laptop screen.
	I might just stick some gaffer tape over the top right of my laptop screen. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:32,
	
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	 can't you do it for me remotely?
	can't you do it for me remotely?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:30,
	
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	 Absolutely, yes.
	Absolutely, yes.
 	But I won't.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:31,
	
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	 sometimes I wonder if we are friends at all
	sometimes I wonder if we are friends at all
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:32,
	
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	 How can we be lovers..?
	How can we be lovers..?
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:33,
	
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	 Fun fact.
	Fun fact.
 	Windows has an inbuilt system to allow remote access from anywhere. You enable it, give me your machine deets, I can log in.
At least, it was there in XP. Haven't bothered looking in later versions.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:33,
	
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	 Oh God, I remember that
	Oh God, I remember that
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:35,
	
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	 it's a tiny advert, hardly seem worth the bother
	it's a tiny advert, hardly seem worth the bother
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:35,
	
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	 I have a PACT COFFEE logo thats taking up about 70% of my b3ta screen
	I have a PACT COFFEE logo thats taking up about 70% of my b3ta screen
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:36,
	
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	 Yeah, that was the one I had.
	Yeah, that was the one I had.
 	"Fuck THAT" was my immediate thought.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:37,
	
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	 I've raised a "suggestion"
	I've raised a "suggestion"
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:38,
	
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	 See below. The 'hide adverts' option in your profile now works.
	See below. The 'hide adverts' option in your profile now works. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:46,
	
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	 TBH I needed an excuse to move b3ta to Chrome
	TBH I needed an excuse to move b3ta to Chrome
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:50,
	
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	 mine's about 3 inches by 2 centimetres
	mine's about 3 inches by 2 centimetres
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:38,
	
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	 Poor Mrs Fogle
	Poor Mrs Fogle
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:40,
	
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	 Mine was about 800x600 pixels, so you're lucky.
	Mine was about 800x600 pixels, so you're lucky.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:40,
	
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	 Nice British combination of imperial and metric measurements there
	Nice British combination of imperial and metric measurements there
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:43,
	
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	 It's distracting.
	It's distracting. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:37,
	
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	 do you have to concentrate REALLY hard to come up with the tripe you write on here
	do you have to concentrate REALLY hard to come up with the tripe you write on here
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:39,
	
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	 Cr3 has now amended the code so changing the option in your profile works to remove the adverts. Then just clear your cache & they're gone.
	Cr3 has now amended the code so changing the option in your profile works to remove the adverts. Then just clear your cache & they're gone. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:44,
	
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	 No, it's ok. No need for thanks.
	No, it's ok. No need for thanks.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:44,
	
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	 why start now?
	why start now?
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:47,
	
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	 go fuck yourself
	go fuck yourself
 	
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 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia
 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:49,
	
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