someone just did a fart that i could hear from the tea point
the tea point is miles away. now all i can hear is men laughing.

do men ever ever ever grow up?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:21, 8 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Nope

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:23, Reply)

haha that is pretty funny

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:24, Reply)

actually suppressing giggles here.
Not so long back I let out a right loud one in the Burger King toilets. A voice in trap one piped up with 'enjoy that, did ye?'.

Little moments like that, those brief brushes of humanity between two complete strangers; it makes it almost worth staying alive for doesn't it?
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:38, Reply)

almost

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:39, Reply)

Bit soon to entirely rule out suicide

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:41, Reply)

TGGI
Always best to keep it as one of the options on the table.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:48, Reply)

I thought I'd got away with letting one go in Sainsbury's the other week, until Micro shouted very loudly 'YOU DID A BIG TOOT DADDY'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:40, Reply)

My fondest memories of Christmas in recent years is letting out bottom burps so vile that my Dad had to keep rolling down the windows.
I remember there was a qotw reply here about someone that farted in the supermarket only to find he'd done it right in some woman's dish.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:41, Reply)

I was sitting on a wooden bench in the beer garden, and tried to slip one out quietly. The resultant noise and vibration got a round of applause *Proud*

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:41, Reply)

Never.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:24, Reply)

No.
and more power to them.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:25, Reply)

He's probably pretty loose to get that kind of amplification
ask him what's been up there.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:27, Reply)

Anyone who doesn't like fart jokes is a humourless cunt.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:30, Reply)

tggi

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:31, Reply)

Farting is a good thing. It's often loud, often smelly and comes from the bottom.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:31, Reply)

Medical advice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:32, Reply)

Yep, Mr Cow.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:33, Reply)

You're an outstanding Medical Practitioner.
I'd trust you with my life.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:34, Reply)

Good lad.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:35, Reply)

TEA POINT?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:24, Reply)