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	Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW?  Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
	
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 rob
 rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
 
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	 How we doing so far "Off the topics"?
	How we doing so far "Off the topics"?
 	I've had to set up new computers and that. Rise of the Machines. Naught but issues.
Think Im over the worst now.
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:59,
	
256 replies,
	
latest was 11 years ago)
 
	 Shame.
	Shame.
 	
	(
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:00,
	
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	 It pisses me off I'm such a slacker.
	It pisses me off I'm such a slacker.
 	I really wish I was a multi-millionaire and dint have to go to work to get nice things.
Fuck's sake - it's so unfair.
	(
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:03,
	
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	 Don't we all!?
	Don't we all!?
 	Currency is a man made thing too. we are all idiots.
If we all just chipped in a little bit the world would be a better place
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:06,
	
Reply)
 
	 Shut up you hippy.
	Shut up you hippy.
 	I want to be rich, but don't want to have to work for it.
Is that so much to ask?
	(
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:11,
	
Reply)
 
	 Yes.
	Yes.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:18,
	
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	 Fuck's sake.
	Fuck's sake.
 	It's so unfair.
	(
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:22,
	
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	 Sounds a bit commie there mate
	Sounds a bit commie there mate
 	
	(
 Peej
 Peej, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:33,
	
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	 alt. Get fucked.
	alt. Get fucked.
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:03,
	
Reply)
 
	 Yeah, I'm okay, yeah, you know
	Yeah, I'm okay, yeah, you know
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:04,
	
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	 Good, Im glad to hear that xx
	Good, Im glad to hear that xx
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:07,
	
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	 Thank you.
	Thank you.
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:12,
	
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	 I am too Jaysum. How are you?
	I am too Jaysum. How are you?
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:13,
	
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	 Im ok now, had a manic morning but seems to be a nice lull now.
	Im ok now, had a manic morning but seems to be a nice lull now.
 	Are you still "between jobs"?
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:14,
	
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	 Yes, just making curries for tonight.
	Yes, just making curries for tonight.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:22,
	
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	 Might get a rude-boy exhaust for my motah
	Might get a rude-boy exhaust for my motah
 	
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:10,
	
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	 I read that as rent boy..
	I read that as rent boy..
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:12,
	
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	 and some spoilers!!
	and some spoilers!!
 	Not being funny, but a rude boy exhaust would look stupid on a Ford Mondeo.
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:13,
	
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	 Don't have a Mondeo :(
	Don't have a Mondeo :(
 	
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:13,
	
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	 Escort?
	Escort?
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:14,
	
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	 >:(
	>:(
 	
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:15,
	
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	 I like mark 1s
	I like mark 1s
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:30,
	
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	 Can you drive jay?
	Can you drive jay?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:15,
	
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	 Nope. I would be a shit driver.
	Nope. I would be a shit driver.
 	Growing up with 2 epileptic parents, we never had a car in the family.
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:19,
	
Reply)
 
	 I had a snickers bar earlier
	I had a snickers bar earlier
 	I did not enjoy it. Clearly I am terminally ill,  normally I fucking love chocolate bars.
Weep for me
	(
Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:18,
	
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	 Marathon.
	Marathon.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:26,
	
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	 Pheidippide no chocolate bars for me
	Pheidippide no chocolate bars for me
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:30,
	
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	 Weeping bollock head^
	Weeping bollock head^
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:30,
	
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	 captain placid loves peanuts thronging his chocolate
	captain placid loves peanuts thronging his chocolate
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:36,
	
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	 If off topic is closed, then Where are we?
	If off topic is closed, then Where are we?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:30,
	
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	 Internet limbo with all the other lost souls/causes.
	Internet limbo with all the other lost souls/causes.
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:31,
	
Reply)
 
	 how low can you go
	how low can you go
 	
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Xav loves PhillieJoe, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:42,
	
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	 Im definitely in north london
	 Im definitely in north london 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:32,
	
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	 I am definitely indifferent.
	I am definitely indifferent.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:33,
	
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	 In different what?
	In different what?
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:34,
	
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	 holes
	holes
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:38,
	
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	 He's the cause of the Siberian mystery holes
	He's the cause of the Siberian mystery holes
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:40,
	
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	 Class, son.  In a different class.
	Class, son.  In a different class.  
 	Special needs class.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:39,
	
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	 Strokes
	Strokes
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:40,
	
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	 Trip dubs
	Trip dubs
 	Flashback
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:43,
	
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	 Watchu talkin about, Mr Bonzo?
	Watchu talkin about, Mr Bonzo?  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:45,
	
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	 super secret board.
	super secret board.
 	
	(
 Peej
 Peej, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:35,
	
Reply)
 
	 Err, doing some restructuring work?
	Err, doing some restructuring work?
 	
	(
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:40,
	
Reply)
 
	 What things have you discovered that you wish you'd known about sooner?
	What things have you discovered that you wish you'd known about sooner?
 	Two recently for me are:
How much better and cheaper chicken thighs are than breasts.
Wearing shorts when I'm slobbing around the house.
	(
 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:37,
	
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	 'Ribena ice'
	'Ribena ice'
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:39,
	
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	 Is this a thing? Or are you just pouring ribena into an ice cube tray?
	Is this a thing? Or are you just pouring ribena into an ice cube tray?
 	
	(
 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:40,
	
Reply)
 
	 Bottle of Ribena and water, frozen to a slush puppy consistency
	Bottle of Ribena and water, frozen to a slush puppy consistency 
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:41,
	
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	 FAB!
	FAB!  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:44,
	
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	 Get a Mr Freeze.
	Get a Mr Freeze.
 	Crush ice, add Ribena, be back in the 80s.
	(
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:44,
	
Reply)
 
	 I had a cola mr freeze pop the other day, it was great.
	I had a cola mr freeze pop the other day, it was great.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:46,
	
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	 i had a mr frosty
	i had a mr frosty
 	most disappointing thing ever
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:59,
	
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	 \o/
	\o/
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:00,
	
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	 *wants slush puppy*
	*wants slush puppy*
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:45,
	
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	 How good Uncle Ben's two minute rice is. And McCain micro chips.
	How good Uncle Ben's two minute rice is. And McCain micro chips.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:44,
	
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	 Pub serving suggestion.
	Pub serving suggestion.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:44,
	
Reply)
 
	 Fish finger butties, at our gastro evening.
	Fish finger butties, at our gastro evening.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:46,
	
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	 Sadly Uncle Ben died on Monday.
	Sadly Uncle Ben died on Monday. 
 	NO MORE MISTER RICE GUY!
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:45,
	
Reply)
 
	 I don't rate either of those things.
	I don't rate either of those things.
 	Someone put me on to this though:
Fry off 2x chicken thighs in a seasoning of your choice (I usually use curry paste)
Get a casserole dish and tip in a can of coconut milk.
Chuck in a cans worth of chicken stock.
Chuck in a cans worth of rice.
Chuck in a cans worth of peas.
Oven at 200c for an hour.
	(
 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:47,
	
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	 I might try that tonight. I have some seasoned chicken defrosted.
	I might try that tonight. I have some seasoned chicken defrosted.
 	Not thighs though but yer innit yer
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:00,
	
Reply)
 
	 My colleague has now told me how good "tapout" is,
	My colleague has now told me how good "tapout" is, 
 	And that he trains some Pakistani martial art called krov magra or something. And that I should watch MMA and all this garbage. I might kill myself.
	(
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:48,
	
Reply)
 
	 Krav maga is Israeli I think.
	Krav maga is Israeli I think.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:50,
	
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	 Krav maga is Israeli I think
	Krav maga is Israeli I think
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:50,
	
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	 Does he go to the gym?
	Does he go to the gym?
 	When he says the word gym does it have an air of smugness as if it is somehow spiritually enlightening to him?
	(
 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:50,
	
Reply)
 
	 No, he says gyms are "for faeries"
	No, he says gyms are "for faeries" 
 	And real men go to fighting clubs.
	(
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:53,
	
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	 He CLEARLY forgot the first rule though
	He CLEARLY forgot the first rule though
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:54,
	
Reply)
 
	 NO SMOKING!
	NO SMOKING!
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:56,
	
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	 EXACTLY
	EXACTLY
 	
	(
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:56,
	
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	 Krav Maga, it's what all the terrorists do.
	Krav Maga, it's what all the terrorists do.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:50,
	
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	 Krav Maga is Palestinian I think
	Krav Maga is Palestinian I think
 	
	(
 Peej
 Peej, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:51,
	
Reply)
 
	 Im not one for all brainless muscle men.
	Im not one for all brainless muscle men. 
 	All brawn and no intellect.
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:51,
	
Reply)
 
	 Cro Magnon
	Cro Magnon
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:52,
	
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	 Fucking immigrants.
	Fucking immigrants.
 	CRO MAGNONS OUT! KEEP BRITAIN NEANDERTHAL!
	(
 stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^)
 stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:18,
	
Reply)
 
	 Krav Maga is Israeli I think
	Krav Maga is Israeli I think
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:53,
	
Reply)
 
	 Krav Magna is in Peterborough I think
	Krav Magna is in Peterborough I think
 	
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Xav loves PhillieJoe, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:53,
	
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	 I crave Magners too
	I crave Magners too
 	
	(
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:54,
	
Reply)
 
	 Sporters!!
	Sporters!!
 	You seen Kylie's GQ Italia cover?
Arse-tastic!
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:57,
	
Reply)
 
	 I was her arse double for that shoot.
	I was her arse double for that shoot.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:59,
	
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	 Really? She wasn't standing at an angle?
	Really? She wasn't standing at an angle?
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:01,
	
Reply)
 
	 \o/
	\o/
 	Fucking hell!
	(
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:18,
	
Reply)
 
	 She'd still get it.
	She'd still get it.
 	
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:20,
	
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	 She's only got 1 tit.
	She's only got 1 tit.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:22,
	
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	 That was hitler
	That was hitler 
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:27,
	
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	 I am pretty sure so feel free to correct me if I have the wrong end of the stick but I think Krav Magna is an Israeli stickless martial art.
	I am pretty sure so feel free to correct me if I have the wrong end of the stick but I think Krav Magna is an Israeli stickless martial art.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:56,
	
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	 DICKless more like!!!
	DICKless more like!!!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:57,
	
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	 In that case, Winders mate is Fifth Dan.
	In that case, Winders mate is Fifth Dan.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:58,
	
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	 I've just bought a new showerhead, rug and aftershave. What have you just bought?
	I've just bought a new showerhead, rug and aftershave. What have you just bought?
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:50,
	
Reply)
 
	 shame to my family
	shame to my family
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:51,
	
Reply)
 
	 Don't we all?
	Don't we all?
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:52,
	
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	 also; That's "brought"
	also; That's "brought"
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:52,
	
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	 its a dvd, I bought it
	its a dvd, I bought it
 	
	(
 Peej
 Peej, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:41,
	
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	 I require some chocolate
	I require some chocolate
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:52,
	
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	 You have just bought I require some chocolate?
	You have just bought I require some chocolate?
 	You don't know how to play this game, sportscow.
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:11,
	
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	 I have just bought a double decker
	I have just bought a double decker
 	
	(
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:22,
	
Reply)
 
	 Hope for those with tit cancer.
	Hope for those with tit cancer.
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:53,
	
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	 BRAvo
	BRAvo
 	
	(
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:55,
	
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	 I bought a coffee from a vending machine.
	I bought a coffee from a vending machine. 
 	It tastes a bit like soup.
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:56,
	
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	 Did you not press the wrong button?
	Did you not press the wrong button?
 	I bet some spanner monkey has wired it up wrong
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:57,
	
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	 a salmon pink vest
	a salmon pink vest
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:57,
	
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	 GAY
	GAY
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:58,
	
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	 the ruckuss
	the ruckuss
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:58,
	
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	 burgundy shirt and brown tie
	 burgundy shirt and brown tie 
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:59,
	
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	 a pub
	a pub
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:01,
	
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	 your daughter to the slaughter
	your daughter to the slaughter
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:01,
	
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	 a lifetime subscription to YM.
	a lifetime subscription to YM.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:02,
	
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	 Worst £1 I ever spent.
	Worst £1 I ever spent.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:02,
	
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	 I did say BOUGHT.
	I did say BOUGHT.
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:02,
	
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	 A Saracen Tenet 1
	A Saracen Tenet 1
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:04,
	
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	 Not even in my top 10 Gladiators.
	Not even in my top 10 Gladiators.
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:09,
	
Reply)
 
	 the wickedness
	the wickedness
 	
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:10,
	
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	 I'm doing well, I just got my 5th Dan in well known Pakistani martial art "Krav Maga".
	I'm doing well, I just got my 5th Dan in well known Pakistani martial art "Krav Maga".
 	
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:12,
	
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	 I am 4th Dan Tarka Dall.
	I am 4th Dan Tarka Dall.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:13,
	
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	 I am Count Dante and I am The Deadliest Man Who Ever Lived.
	I am Count Dante and I am The Deadliest Man Who Ever Lived.
 	
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:17,
	
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	 Come on, Tim.
	Come on, Tim.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:21,
	
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	 I've had one or 2 Dans in my time too.
	I've had one or 2 Dans in my time too.
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:15,
	
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	 I stayed up all night drinking and watched Salo.
	I stayed up all night drinking and watched Salo.
 	Fell asleep around 7 this morning. Only got up about an hour back for a piss and a shower. Now I'm trying to decide whether to make myself some dinner or to fuck off to the pub instead.
So yeah, pretty good ta.
	(
 stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^)
 stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:21,
	
Reply)
 
	 ^restructuring
	^restructuring 
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:26,
	
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	 Hey, I don't have to put up with managementspeak any more.
	Hey, I don't have to put up with managementspeak any more.
 	:D
	(
 stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^)
 stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:38,
	
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	 Has anyone made poppadoms before? I'm thinking of trying some next week.
	Has anyone made poppadoms before? I'm thinking of trying some next week.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:23,
	
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	 Make some fruit one
	Make some fruit one
 	Peach, for example
	(
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:24,
	
Reply)
 
	 ^ dull
	^ dull
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:25,
	
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	 I think chefs in indian restaurants make them sometimes
	I think chefs in indian restaurants make them sometimes
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:26,
	
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	 I was managing director for Pataks in 2006/7
	I was managing director for Pataks in 2006/7
 	I would never have allowed you to make your own pappadums
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:32,
	
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	 Shove some lime pickle down your cock end
	Shove some lime pickle down your cock end
 	And you'll be shitting them out in no time.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:40,
	
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	 Does that work?
	Does that work?
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:42,
	
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	 yes
	yes
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:43,
	
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	 Hygenic too.
	Hygenic too.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:44,
	
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	 Am I allowed to like Dire Straits yet, please?
	Am I allowed to like Dire Straits yet, please?
 	Just checking, as I'm listening to Telegraph Road.
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:45,
	
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	 Depends. Are you using it to force gypsies away?
	Depends. Are you using it to force gypsies away?
 	
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 stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^)
 stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:48,
	
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	 Huh?
	Huh?
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:50,
	
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	 Hahahahaha awesome.
	Hahahahaha awesome.
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:19,
	
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	 I don't know what a Dire Straits is.
	I don't know what a Dire Straits is.  
 	Soz.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:48,
	
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	 They're a rock band from the 1970s and 1980s.
	They're a rock band from the 1970s and 1980s.
 	Once did a a couple of songs.
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:51,
	
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	 just waiting for the breaking news bulletin
	just waiting for the breaking news bulletin
 	where mcbeef and cranley are on cos they've scaled buckingham palace dressed as batman and robin to protest for ffj
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:50,
	
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	 Are they chums again?
	Are they chums again?
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:51,
	
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	 I have to go and have some alcoholic lager whilst officially still at work now :'(
	I have to go and have some alcoholic lager whilst officially still at work now :'(
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:56,
	
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	 :( Poor you!
	:( Poor you!
 	#PrayForMeatsnake
^Gay hashtag
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:01,
	
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	 #gashtag
	#gashtag
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:03,
	
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	 #hashfag
	#hashfag
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:04,
	
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	 ^run out of 'weed' :(
	^run out of 'weed' :(
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:05,
	
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	 cali weed?
	cali weed?  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:08,
	
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	 It's hot and I expect I'll have to sit in the pub garden for nearly an hour :(((((
	It's hot and I expect I'll have to sit in the pub garden for nearly an hour :(((((
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:04,
	
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	 Man up
	Man up
 	The weather's hot but you can drink cold beer. It'd be worse if it was the other way round.
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berk, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:12,
	
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	 He's not listening to you.
	He's not listening to you.  
 	He's in the pub.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:14,
	
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	 It's alright
	It's alright
 	I'd prioritise beer over listening to him, too.
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berk, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:15,
	
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	 I have berk on 2.0 cos she's a mean spirited bully
	I have berk on 2.0 cos she's a mean spirited bully
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:16,
	
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	 I dunno I quite like mulled lager
	I dunno I quite like mulled lager
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:16,
	
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	 Get this, right
	Get this, right
 	In America, waistcoats are called 'vests'!
It's crazy, isn't it!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:17,
	
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	 and chips mean crisps!!
	and chips mean crisps!!
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:26,
	
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	 and they say it "alooooominum"
	and they say it "alooooominum"
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:26,
	
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	 Which is how the word was originally spelt!
	Which is how the word was originally spelt!
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:34,
	
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	 zeezedsidewalkelevatorbiballsgarbage
	zeezedsidewalkelevatorbiballsgarbage
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:29,
	
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	 Something about kicking someone in the fanny.
	Something about kicking someone in the fanny.
 	
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:31,
	
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	 I HAVE RETURNED
	I HAVE RETURNED
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:30,
	
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	 Phew!
	Phew!  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:31,
	
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	 You've been on here all day.
	You've been on here all day.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:31,
	
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	 I've been on for about an hour all day :(
	I've been on for about an hour all day :(
 	I've been working. I'm surprised you didn't notice, I'm one of the main attractions, here.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:34,
	
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	 I bin working too, brother
	I bin working too, brother
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:40,
	
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