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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've got meet and greet tickets for 2 famous drag queens next month.
One looks like an actual woman, a pretty one too. it confuses me sexually.
image.thehothits.com/640x360/Courtney_act_Ru_Paul_2013_640x360.jpg
What have you got?
alt. Make up a poem or say something nice about another B3tan
Or don't.
FRIDAY FUCKERS!!
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:30, 105 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
One looks like an actual woman, a pretty one too. it confuses me sexually.
image.thehothits.com/640x360/Courtney_act_Ru_Paul_2013_640x360.jpg
What have you got?
alt. Make up a poem or say something nice about another B3tan
Or don't.
FRIDAY FUCKERS!!
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:30, 105 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Roses are red
Violets are grey
I've posted in the thread
Of Geordie the Gay.
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:38, Reply)
Hey you guys!
It's Friday you Fuckers!
I'm going home
To watch Ice Road Truckers.
All day, baby.
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:40, Reply)
roses are red
violets are blue
I'm still pissed
oh god I'm too old for a career in marketing and my life is behind me
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:41, Reply)
there was an old lady who swallowed a cow
i don't know how
she swallowed a cow...
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:42, Reply)
i don't know how
she swallowed a cow...
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:42, Reply)
Here's a thought
What if that actually is a woman, pretending to be a man, dressing as a woman?
Only one way to find out...*unzips*
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:44, Reply)
What if that actually is a woman, pretending to be a man, dressing as a woman?
Only one way to find out...*unzips*
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:44, Reply)
Nah she is defo a man. She was on Rupaul's Drag Race
and the winner of Australian Idol, as a woman.
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:46, Reply)
and the winner of Australian Idol, as a woman.
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:46, Reply)
Nope. I did go out with a guy who did drag once.
They aren't trannies. They don't want to be women. You can earn a fine living in a frock.
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:04, Reply)
They aren't trannies. They don't want to be women. You can earn a fine living in a frock.
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:04, Reply)
I have an acquaintance who does a bit of drag
He's not a tranny, but he is a massive whoopsie.
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:13, Reply)
He's not a tranny, but he is a massive whoopsie.
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:13, Reply)
The other Queen is Bianca Del Rio who is a great insult comic.
I want her to read me to filth.
I know you don't care, but I do and it's my thread, so there.
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:45, Reply)
I want her to read me to filth.
I know you don't care, but I do and it's my thread, so there.
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:45, Reply)
I also have some lychee liqueur to put in my prosecco this eve. Nice.
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:45, Reply)
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:45, Reply)
UH-OH EPIC FAIL
JASON LIKES IT IN THE TAIL
NO SEXUAL PARTNERS 'UP ON BLOCKS'
ALL MONTH LONG HE GETS THOSE COCKS
THRUSTING, PUMPING BUMP 'N' GRIND
THEY SMASH THE DOORS OFF HIS BEHIND
BUT IT'S NOT FREE, HE MAKES THEM PAY
OUR FAVOURITE RENT BOY, GEORDIEJAY
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:46, Reply)
I know of a frog
he buggered a dog,
but now that he goes out with swipe,
he cocks her up her large poo pipe.
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:56, Reply)
he buggered a dog,
but now that he goes out with swipe,
he cocks her up her large poo pipe.
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:56, Reply)
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm Doctor Best Troll,
lkml, .ada/.,ffmlkfnj v
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:58, Reply)
A giant on b3ta they said
A cowlick and only one leg
With lemonade tops
and coke by the box
Its stunning that he isn't dead
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:01, Reply)
A cowlick and only one leg
With lemonade tops
and coke by the box
Its stunning that he isn't dead
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:01, Reply)
I once was a doctor, or so it was said
My patients would say I was wrong in the head.
My spelling was dire, my diagnosis was poor
and before I knew it I was kicked out the door.
Not one to stay down, I hatched me a plan.
I would open a bar which served curry and nan.
into spiralling debt I will tumble and fall
and the profits I will surely piss up the wall.
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:10, Reply)
There was a young boy called Jay
Canal Street did call him one day
No more backdoor action
His lover in traction
Occupational risks for a gay
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:21, Reply)
I am a day poster no more
My ex recently gave me a call
I definitely didn't fuck her, I'm not that sucker
But my wife still showed me the door
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:27, Reply)
My ex recently gave me a call
I definitely didn't fuck her, I'm not that sucker
But my wife still showed me the door
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:27, Reply)
A dalek lover its true
His sweary wife turning air blue
His love of shit shirts
Makes peoples eyes hurt
But he does love a beer or two
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:30, Reply)
What's with all the poetry?
Bunch of gays.
No offense, Jayson, like.
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:31, Reply)
Bunch of gays.
No offense, Jayson, like.
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:31, Reply)
I like the haiku form
he is such a jumped
up, dictionary bashing
mid-life skater prick
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:33, Reply)
he is such a jumped
up, dictionary bashing
mid-life skater prick
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:33, Reply)
I believe he may have hamassed a large volume of information on the subject
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:42, Reply)
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:42, Reply)
A frog who turned into a snake
A Folkestone legend partakes
In a gingery lawyer
He tries not to bore her
But Lemmy is taking the cake
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:41, Reply)
If the word "bomb" was pronounced like "womb" and "tomb" it would be onomatopoiea.
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 17:10, Reply)
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 17:10, Reply)
You could have saved time by just typing 'muchly' and clicking 'I like this'
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 17:23, Reply)
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 17:23, Reply)
but by doing this
I have alerted the poster to my opinion and also announced my arrival
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 17:25, Reply)
I have alerted the poster to my opinion and also announced my arrival
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 17:25, Reply)
i could have just posted a link to Jonathan the Tortoise
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_%28tortoise%29
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 17:26, Reply)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_%28tortoise%29
( , Fri 1 Aug 2014, 17:26, Reply)
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