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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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what's your favourite pub snack?
Mine is Nobby's dry roasted nuts.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:22, 304 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
get fucked

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:27, Reply)
Pork scratchings.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:28, Reply)
YM scratchings

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:29, Reply)
I like to suck on the pound coins
that YM collects in a pint glass after her afternoon stripping routine
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:29, Reply)
cbeese.
What a shit day. I've been up to my eyeballs since I got in.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:30, Reply)
me too. New starters on new computers
New PC's have strangely high cpu usage with nothing on the system
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:31, Reply)
Sounds like somebody cocked the build up.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:34, Reply)
more than likely.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:36, Reply)
Beer, cider, shots of Patron, shots of tequila, weed, charlie, wine, wanking.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:30, Reply)
how is the whole child access court case going?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:34, Reply)
I'm no longer allowed access to any children

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:35, Reply)
Not even the ugly ones? Bit harsh.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:36, Reply)
Not even the disabled vulnerable ones :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:37, Reply)
Jesus.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:39, Reply)
It's political correctness gone mad.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:41, Reply)
how harsh is that?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:39, Reply)
It's a health and safety nightmare

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:41, Reply)
it's for the best really

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:37, Reply)
Prick.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:38, Reply)
dyslexic wanker

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:39, Reply)
A dry roasted nut is an excellent beer companion

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:37, Reply)
Those coated nut things are rather nice too
Basically SALT
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:42, Reply)
I like a mix of salted crisps and salted peanuts

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:44, Reply)
Key word: salted

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:45, Reply)
Fat + salt = tasty
Cooking: DONE.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:45, Reply)
the hot ones?
grim
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:46, Reply)
Yeah, they are like crack once I get started

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:50, Reply)
+ YMs

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:07, Reply)
Olives, with almonds in them. The feta ones are good too.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:37, Reply)
you're fucking gay and everyone laughs at your impending bankruptcy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:38, Reply)
How is Mrs Dozer these days?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:41, Reply)
she has a cold at the moment, apart from that she's AOK

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:43, Reply)
uh huh

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:47, Reply)
Ambergris perfumed caviar crisps

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:45, Reply)
alright Cranlo, nice to have you back

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:49, Reply)
you fucking love this phrase
do you know that if you fucked off, not one person would EVER post:

"alright dozer, nice to have you back" ?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:00, Reply)
Is dozer your new obsession now chompy is clearly not coming back?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:01, Reply)
although they share an alarming amount of characteristics
it's just.... dozer innit. one of life's comedy morons.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:02, Reply)
yes, yes I am
Chicks do get obsessed with me, it's true.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:05, Reply)
Woah rachelswipe is a chick?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:14, Reply)
that's what I heard yo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:27, Reply)
Well, not if he didn't come back, no.
But if he fucked off and then came back, I'd post that.
Dozer's LOVELY you evil ginge. Stop picking on him.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:25, Reply)
YEAH!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:27, Reply)
Nobody EATS ambergris you retard.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:52, Reply)
keyword: perfumed
you spastic
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:54, Reply)
Yeah, but perfumed implies that the crisps have at the very least been sprayed with ambergris.
Which still makes you quite the retard.
Do you drink perfume?
Maybe you lick roll-on deodorants too?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:22, Reply)
Whales do

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:58, Reply)
no they don't

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:06, Reply)
Pickles go well with booze, eggs, gherkins, anything steeped in vinegar tbh.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:47, Reply)
no they don't

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:11, Reply)
^
They go well with chips and pregnant women
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:23, Reply)
Pickled eggs

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:47, Reply)
are you allowed to eat eggs?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:47, Reply)
I don't see how that is relevant

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:48, Reply)
just wondering, jeez

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:50, Reply)
I'm an ovo-lacto-vegetarian, does that help answer your question?
I've never eaten a pickled egg though.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:51, Reply)
your vegetarianism has lead you to ovulate and lactate
got it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:52, Reply)
Chicks with tits

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:59, Reply)
My milk is green, come drink me.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:59, Reply)
Prostitutes

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:48, Reply)
ESSEX SLAG
And I can eat a whole one.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:50, Reply)
Fish fingers

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:50, Reply)
coming from her body heat

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:54, Reply)
Its a pity salt isn't healthy, as I love the stuff.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:52, Reply)
same with cocaine

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:55, Reply)
Cheese and pineapple on a stick from the party in the function room.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:56, Reply)
Garlic bread.
Said in the style of the hilarious Peter Kay.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:07, Reply)
A roast potato in a pub is NOM

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:07, Reply)
Roast spuds, plenty of salt, butterand ketchup.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:10, Reply)
you wot?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:12, Reply)
'butter&'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:18, Reply)
Butter&y

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:21, Reply)
FISH AND CHIPS FOR TEA!!! YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:20, Reply)
I think you mean dinner, fucking prole.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:22, Reply)
HA HA GOOD 1 M8 CLASSIC A++++++

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:24, Reply)
xx hth

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:31, Reply)
If you really want to help you could stop posting altogether.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:35, Reply)
supper is a light snack served around 9 pm.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:32, Reply)
I thought it meant 'with chips' in your country?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:33, Reply)
it does
And only council people refer to their evening meal as their 'supper'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:36, Reply)
90 mins until leaving time.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:34, Reply)
Today is my Monday ampersand my Friday.
I'm off in a couple of hours to get wasted.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:42, Reply)
Me too, Frodo.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:48, Reply)
75 minutes until leaving time.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:42, Reply)
shush

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:46, Reply)
I hope you spend your afternoon soberly.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:48, Reply)
Sober? In an airport?
Hahahahahahahahaha.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:49, Reply)
Thought you were leaving work. Where you off to?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:51, Reply)
Where are you headed?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:52, Reply)
To the airport

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:53, Reply)
Jockland.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:59, Reply)
Had your jabs?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:00, Reply)
Had some for Thailand so am hoping I don't need more.
I realise this is a big risk.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:01, Reply)
As a previous shit doctor, you may need a small prick.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:05, Reply)
Shame the schools are out

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:11, Reply)
Oh right. Nice place, wrong time of year, though.
There's some sort of am-dram festival on at the moment. Wall to wall tossers.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:02, Reply)
scarpe is going to basically everything there

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:02, Reply)
I expect there'll be constant coverage
along with threats of friend deletion if you don't agree with his opinions.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:03, Reply)
?
He doesnt seem the type
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:12, Reply)
Every time he gets his knickers in a twist over something it's all "please let me know if you disagree so I can delete you".

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:14, Reply)
Ahh, OK

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:18, Reply)
Give him a break, he's not able to drink any more

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:13, Reply)
Thank you, Little Monty.
On your dusty road.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:03, Reply)
Unlike McBeef, I have been and taken part.
And so have some idea of that which I speak.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:04, Reply)
But you had a good time?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:05, Reply)
Yeah, honestly it was good fun.
There are a large number of tossers, but they're easily avoided and there's plenty of stuff to see.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:07, Reply)
and he didnt have to take his clothes off
Oh No
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:08, Reply)
Tangy cbeese Doritos

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:48, Reply)
70 minutes and then I am on my way to the 'Burgh.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:48, Reply)
I dunno why, Monty McBeef derided it as 'shit', based on the fringe coverage on the telly.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:51, Reply)
Oh yeah.
A few frames of TV coverage thus allowing him to be fully informed on all aspects of everything relating to/associated with or in anyway pertinent to whatever it was he saw through the pissed/stone haze he was inevitably in.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:58, Reply)
...and coneviently bypassed an appreciation of the atmosphere there, and the fact that Edinburgh is a beautiful city

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:01, Reply)
Completely bypassing. More dismissing without knowing what the fuck he was talking about.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:02, Reply)
knowing and caring are two very different things
it's scotland. they could have unicorns with winning lottery numbers stamped through their horns like blackpool rock and still nobody would give a fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:06, Reply)
haterz still be hating.
shouldn't you be getting back to stalking Sambo and Liemallow.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:09, Reply)
i'm a critic
i'm giving my critical opinion of scotland. according to dozer, lack of personal experience is irrelevant for critics.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:17, Reply)
Well that's odd, because 100s of 1000s of people flock to Edinburgh every year and love it.
It's almost like you're some kind of London-centric prick with no appreciation of anything other than smog, heavy traffic and millions of johnny foreigners.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:12, Reply)
Silly minge, eh?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:13, Reply)
Now thats an act I would go and see...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:14, Reply)
She most certainly is.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:15, Reply)
the edinburgh fringe: non-scots travelling to watch non-scots performing
even you can't defend the rest of the "country"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:16, Reply)
What in the name of fuck are you dribbling on about woman?
Are you seriously trying to debate Edinburgh, with an Edinburgh resident, when you've never been there yourself?

That's fucking ice-cream and forks levels of stupid.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:18, Reply)
how is there a debate?
scotland = shitland.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:19, Reply)
rachelswipe = orang utan

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:21, Reply)
Also
London = Shithole
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:21, Reply)
You're good at upsetting RF, it's quite lol

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:25, Reply)
^Upset^

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:38, Reply)
^Not really upset^

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:38, Reply)
Enjoy.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:07, Reply)
I'm more of a Pringle man myself.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:50, Reply)
golfer^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:52, Reply)
Golf is the shittest sport ever.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:03, Reply)
I had two golf jumpers
Then I got a hole in one.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:06, Reply)
Exits from the internet are here, here and here

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:08, Reply)
I hope one of those exits is the muzzle of a cannon

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:13, Reply)
golf jumpers

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:53, Reply)
what you being a misery for, mcbeef?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:02, Reply)
55 minutes.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:04, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/cryinggame/post2346177#answers-post-2346686
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:05, Reply)
can you summarise please?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:13, Reply)
fartbelm and shambos mutual appreciation society

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:16, Reply)
Classic ringo/albert/shambo

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:16, Reply)
I'm not over there often enough to remember whose side I'm supposed to be on
Or what the sides are.
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:15, Reply)
You're on Doctor Frog's side and everyone else is a prick.
Hth
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:17, Reply)
They certainly are tangaroo. Ya prick

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:22, Reply)
Everyone hates Rob Fairholm
Now everyone hates DrShambolic you is a fat bespectacled photography
Albert is a weirdo fantasist pervert
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:17, Reply)
NO YOUN IS A FAT BESPECTACLED PHOTOGRAPHY

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:23, Reply)
^^ not even a real doctor.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:27, Reply)
^soon to be bankrupt publican

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:30, Reply)
^soon to be a jester hat wearing tosser

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:30, Reply)
^ soon to be half owned by girlfriend

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:33, Reply)
^soon to have even more needy desperate tweets ignored by celebrities

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:34, Reply)
^soon to delete this

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:40, Reply)
Is anyone ^soon to be starting a new thread?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:42, Reply)
Is anyone going to warn stunned poster about the dangers of DVT?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:53, Reply)
I don't think opening a pub is *that* dangerous?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:55, Reply)
He is going on a plane first though

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:57, Reply)
When are you getting your missus pregnant? Barefoot, knocked up and in the kitchen, they love it mate.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:36, Reply)
Shut up Jason

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:37, Reply)
fuck YOU.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:38, Reply)
Lolzorz

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:39, Reply)
8======D - - - - - -

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:41, Reply)
that's you spunking your life savings up the wall.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:42, Reply)
Not at all. The books are very healthy.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:45, Reply)
Unlike your ex patients

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:52, Reply)
UPSET

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:42, Reply)
^^ low sperm count

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:40, Reply)
Swipes is higher.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:40, Reply)
Frog has bigger tits however.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:43, Reply)
What did gayham say to you that got you so upset?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:45, Reply)
I'm just indulging in banter frog.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:48, Reply)
But what did gayham say that got you so upset you had to delete about finding the 5p?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:49, Reply)
So what?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:41, Reply)
says who?

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:54, Reply)
There's no sides. Just call someone upset and post a picture of Steve Macdonald.

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:29, Reply)
It does begin to look as though Mr Fathelme is now trolling himself from three sides simultaneously.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:43, Reply)
Could someone please start a new thread?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:51, Reply)

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