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WEEKEND PLANS/LUNCH/WHATEVER(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:19,
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We had pub lunches cow, aberdeen angus burger and chips for me, chicken salad for her. Spot on.(, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:21, Reply)
I had a Greggs Cornish pastyI am starving
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:30,
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So what is a 'fannybaws' anyway?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:25,
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Actually a fannybaws is someone who is sworn to secrecy but then tells stunned, and possibly others(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:29,
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I think they might be ladies genitalia that are slightly plumped around the labia(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:31,
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Well I won't be fitting the new car stereo that I bought on Sunday that still hasn't turned up, that's for sure!(
Kroney, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:29,
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Typical lazy French attitude(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:32,
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In today's fast paced world, second class post is becoming more and more of an anachronism.(
Kroney, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:33,
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You get what you pay for(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:34,
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Then how come your record is the same price as good ones?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:35,
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You get what you pay for (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:38,
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I paid for a recording of music, I got what sounds like a recording of one of saviles mental home visits slowed down a bit (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:40,
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A limited edition recording of one of saviles mental home visits slowed down a bit (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:42,
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You don't have a lot of choice sometimes.You get what the seller is willing to charge you for.
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Kroney, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:47,
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My mother and I are taking my grandmother to London for the day for her birthdayShe can't move very fast and for too long so we're not planning to do too much. There's probably enough time to get her from St Pancras to the London Eye and back again.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:31,
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Ah okay bbc text has caught up with JTDF-FM(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:37,
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Sportscow.They all look the same.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:39,
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I need a job where I can work from home, and sky sports.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:42,
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Get the PAK INDIA app on your tabletThat'll sort out the sport side of things.
Then, err, get a new job.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:44,
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PAK INDIA?Whats that do then?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:44,
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It's one of those watch telly aps.But this one seems to give me more cricket/football than I could ever hope to need!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:47,
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I shall investigate for tomorrow(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:51,
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Stick it on your phone now.It's in the Play Store.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:52,
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I've got 24 on at the moment(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:18,
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Thanks Jeff, just downloaded it and am watching now!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:52,
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There you go.Didn't even need to get a new job.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:54,
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Buy a tabletGet Sky Go
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Profit
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:44,
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TMS on the radio in the office, Sky Sports 2 on the telly in the living room (or lounge, if you're one of those)(, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:45, Reply)
I usually have tms on but it keeps crashing today, don't have a real radio here just the internet(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:48,
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I hope I got some votes for the nicest one here mind!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:43,
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As a Northern gay Paki I have to(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:52,
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Its like I'm speaking into a mirror(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:10,
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Out at the Fringe tonightDriving down south tomorrow with the sprogs for a family party. Coming back on Sunday, dropping sprogs at their mum's and then heading for the cricket.
Exciting or what?
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Working tonight.Working tomorrow.
Sleeping Sunday.
hashtag livin' the life
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:46,
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you so cool, b3ff(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:21,
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You knows it.All the kids wish they were me.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:25,
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Beer, cider, shots of Patron, shots of tequila, weed, charlie, wine, wanking.(, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:46, Reply)
I'M GOING TO SEE WICKED, WOO!That's about all I'm aware of in terms of plans, but that's fine by me.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:51,
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Christ almighty. Make sure to get out at the interval nice and early so they have time to mix your woowoo.(
Kroney, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:13,
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Off to a wedding Saturdayjust discovered the H&C aint running so I have to find a different way to get to St Pancras. bloobloo
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:14,
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gig tonightthen not sleeping much, then picnic, then party, then sleep, then lie in, then moping all day because it's the end of the summer. Or convincing people to come out and eat pancakes
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:20,
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You seem to be doing a lot of this.Is it becoming a 'thing'?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:24,
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i freaking love pancakes(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:29,
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Pretty sure they've been a thing for about 500 years.Just how old *is* b3th?
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Kroney, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:29,
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If you ask my knees today, they'd say about a hundred and fifty.
I'm a proper little old lady at the minute.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:33,
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yeahthis'll be number 6. Got 2 more booked, then new set, then MORE
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:28,
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Are you just gigging in Wales?Any plans to bring the tour this way?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:32,
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got one in birminghamand if I actually get round to contacting them I may have one in Bath.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:34,
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I'm glad it's going well for you.You'll be filling Wembley before you know it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:35,
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+with custard in an ill-advised prank(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:39,
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this sounds rudebut i'm not quite sure how or why
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:45,
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Drinking. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:20,
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This weekend? Watching cricket in HD on the JTDF app, all other plans have been cancelled.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:22,
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Woohoo!I've ruined your weekend.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:39,
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You bunch of cricket-watching fannybaws(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:23,
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ahem24 watching fannybaws
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:27,
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hahahaeveryone is agreeing with me that scotland is shit on qotw
lunch was a hastily scarfed burrito due to massive work stress. depending on what my client decides to do, weekend is either:
cinema or similar tonight with frog, windsor tomorrow, essex on sunday. or work tonight, work tomorrow, work on sunday. sad timez.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:38,
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I hope for frogs sake its the latterthat way he can chill out and watch the cricket in peace
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tonight we're gonna party like it's ninety oblique nine(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:09,
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I hope Stunned is going to see thishttps://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/ben-norris-benny-on-the-loose
No idea if the comedian is funny or not, but a show called 'Benny on the loose' is surely worth a punt.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:49,
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Ben Norris is alright.He's been on a few panel shows, and didn't suck.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:51,
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Went bloody hypo again at lunchtime today. I'm still feeling all tingly and weak.My question is this: The human body is a marvellous, extraordinary feat of biological engineering. So how come it's also shit and stupid and riddled with manufacturing defects?
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Kroney, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:58,
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Mine tooIt appears to be working correctly at the moment though. Chiropractor tomorrow for back MOT
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:05,
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"Gentlemen, we can rebuild him.We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic cow."
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:15,
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I saw that, because I'm watching it. On that app. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:07,
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I hope you're on some sort of WiFi connection. (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:11,
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God bless the work wifi password(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:32,
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It's ok now, I'm in the pub #fannybaws
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:11,
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one of my favourite clients just sent me this, i love him, he reminds me of my dadThanks for that darlin', I'll be sorry to miss you in September you light up the room when most of the woman I know these days just light up a fag!
how nice is that?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:18,
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he's lovelyat least, he was my favourite client before he retired. he looks like father christmas.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:25,
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I hope he leaves you money when he dies soon(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:26,
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unlikelyhe's got 4 kids and about 24 grandkids
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:32,
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you can have a kebabi will pick it up on the way home if i'm late - waiting for america to call me with instructions at the moment :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:34,
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Do you trust her enough to get the right meat/sauce/salad combo?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:37,
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sauce on the meat, in the pitta pre meat addition, or on the salad?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:39,
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It'll be wrapped so in a tub(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:40,
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Mixed grill, grilled halloumi, garlic sausage, chips(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:46,
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no more chipsafter the massive box of chips on wednesday. salad instead. the rest is fine.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:58,
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He wants some hot swipe action(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:31,
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he lives in essexthey don't have a pier, sorry
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:33,
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mr b3th is 70 next year.I can't help feeling I ought to do something special for it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:34,
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I'm thinkingwhite water rafting, bungee jumping, paintballing...
Anything that gets the heartrate up, basially.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:36,
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15" of black rubber says he raises an eyebrow(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:41,
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Our work passes get us 10% off at the pier.It's all paid access these days, you know. You have to wear a wristband and everything.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:42,
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you have a classy pierours is being revamped. Or was when I last looked at it about a year ago
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:46,
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what about a fancy spa hotel place?this one is amaaaazing:
www.scarlethotel.co.uk/
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:46,
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