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OMG Jason Orange has left Take That! :(((((((((((((((This has RUINED my Thursday.
Evening
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 8:10,
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latest was 11 years ago)
On the plus sideHe is now free to fill the vacancy in ac/dc you thread stomper.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 8:11,
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One of my first pics on here was a Brian Harvey based"Celebrity Speedbump"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:04,
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My thursday has started wellWorkload is less than I thought, and I got to be a fat bastard with breakfast. It's all good.
Anyone see Gotham the other night?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 8:30,
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oh poor jaysumwww.theguardian.com/science/brain-flapping/2014/sep/25/lonely-potato-syndrome-mental-disorder-psychological-condition
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I've been thinking it was Wednesday all morningFinding out it's Thursday has been and probably will remain the highlight of my day
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 8:50,
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My two days of work to finish the week has been cancelledAND I got to piss off one of our fucking useless account managers.
GO THURSDAY!! \o/
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:06,
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I'm still reeling from the revelation that Gary Barlow has had sexmetro.co.uk/2009/01/22/take-that-on-sex-suicide-and-robbies-ufos-362023/
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:07,
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Truth be told, I dont actually mind Gary BarlowSeems like a canny lad
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:23,
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He's a fat, tax-dodging, Tory prick(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:26,
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i have a problem with one of these things(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:30,
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I've just given away some beetroot and tomatoes I'm like the Robin Hood of Newcastle
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:35,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:40,
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Actually, it was because I'd forgotten to buy spirit vinegar(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:44,
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:45,
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I can't see them ever taking off as a fruit, perhaps they should try rebranding them as a vegetable(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:50,
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The first batch I made a tomato, garlic, onion and basil sauce out ofI'll use that on pasta or pizza bases. Second batch made some Spanish style chicken dish and the third lot will go into some soup at the weekend
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:51,
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Have you sent off that cheque for £91 yet?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:31,
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he should have just arranged for his pay to be funnelled through his soon to be ex wife's account(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:33, Reply)
They take it out automatically the robbing cunts(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:34,
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I got £12.50 back on my old tax disc!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:42,
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Not really, it's hardly worth driving into town to pay it in.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:44,
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If only there was a company that could move pieces of paper around without you being there that you could use for a small fee of around 70p
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Aw can't I just email it?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:05,
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When will you stop needing those?(
willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:43,
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I stopped needing it when I got my new car, that's why I sent it back for a refund.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:44,
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Stop thinking about my tasty little twat(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:01,
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In that case I currently have the last tax disc I will ever need (
willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:54,
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But what about months thread?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:37,
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Hahahahahahahahahaha. Where's Swipe?
Stuck on a lah-dee-dar tube in Hammersmith?
I hate South London with my 30 minute door to desk commute.
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My commute was 7 feet working from home is pretty good in some ways.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:38,
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Its fine once you get used to all the derros But seriously this by far not the the worst place I have lived.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:42,
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In that case:Dear 'Swipe
Why not try judging everything against LS12. It will turn your world view from one of snobbery to that of starry-eyed wonder at the beauty of it all.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:46,
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yep but good views, I'm four stories up.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:40,
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shirking from home MORE LIKE! I can't really work from home because we have daily interraction with other organisations through the medium of human beings.
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Quality over quantity though, innitYou get the added frisson knowing that the office door could burst open at any moment
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:43,
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I bet you don't lock it(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:45,
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if it opens you just maintain eye contact without stopping they'll just quietly roll backwards and shut the door
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:47,
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i'd done 30 mins work then popped downstairs for a manicure and blow-dry now back at my desk, persuading insurers on the other side that they actually need to cough up some of the money that they rape people for every year. since you ask.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:47,
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I know you can't give details but what is the worst insurance rapage you have seen?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:49,
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god, every single day. but for sheer meanness, and one i can talk about, this one was bad, i thoughtmy sister-in-law's case didn't turn up when we went on holiday one year, and she had to spend a couple of hundred quid buying clothes and things for a week, because that was the earliest the airline could drop the case off. she wanted to claim on her holiday insurance when she got back, but they told her she needed the credit card statement.
so she waited for it to arrive, and then sent it off. the insurer then refused the claim.
because she was 1 day over the time limit for claiming.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:55,
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it was particularly low, i thoughti hope that claims handler loses his/her baggage every holiday forEVER.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:58,
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Couldnt she have contacted her CC provider and asked for a statement so she didn't have to wait so long?
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The strawberry flavour was the most palatable one for both going in and back out again(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:04,
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I've never drank itTRUFAX
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:07,
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I have never tried MD 20/20am I missing out bigtime?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:07,
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Judging by the glow in the dark colours, no(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:09,
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It's easily one of the best wines on the market(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:10,
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oh man I bet the french are well jealous
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:13,
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Not had that eitherI was always a Strongbow under-age drinker
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:23,
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I dont recall any flavours as they all tasted shitIt was just different colours
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the green one was more toxic than the othersfucking kiwi fruit.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:13,
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you other fruiters can't deny when a tesco delivery comes by
you get SPOON
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:22,
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Try getting your client or his broker to read their insurance contract before buying it. Jus sayin.
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i did have some fun with one insurer a couple of months agoinsurer: wah wah wah, nasty landlord, our building sucks. give us money.
me: sure. by the way, you know that we insure billions of poundsworth of property with you worldwide? oh, you didn't? well, we'll be cancelling that.
insurer: no, it's fine, forget we said anything.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:57,
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nice is it the little things that make your job worthwhile?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:01,
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A Small Victory is not only a good FNM songMy account manager ZING last night really made me do a metrolol
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:03,
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We are going through a programme of upgrading some accountancy software for loads of our customersShe INSISTED on project managing it all and has fucked up twice in two weeks now by booking in upgrades into our calendars without first making sure the sites have OKed it. I tried ringing the customer who had an upgrade booked in for today to be told they didn't want it yet. She also forgot to tell them it costs more consultancy to also migrate them to a new server.
Result is that customer went mental at them for both things, her ringing me on the way home to try and smooth the waters, and me having no work to do for today and tomorrow now!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:07,
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She is almost entirely round(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:16,
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do you have to do a lot of onsite work?(
willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:14,
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Not these daysI used to be out all round the country
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:17,
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SometimesI liked going to places I'd not otherwise ever visit. These days with the kids and a Mrs who is a teacher its too difficult to get away anywhere far away
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:24,
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its only through work that I got to see americawhat does your mrs teach?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:29,
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ITFurthest I got was probably Exeter or Glasgow
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:29,
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old work did alot of buisness stateside but then one magical week while my colleagues were stuck with having to go to las vegas, I was gifted with an on-site in Derby
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:32,
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We have a site in DerbyYou get a good curry in Derby
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:33,
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I would'nt know We had petrol station butties laid on
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:35,
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who amongst this cast of internet can truly say that they are not pedantic and petty people?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:13,
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I ent pedantic or pettyoften
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:24,
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Come on you guys, we can make it to 200 replies for Jason orange(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:50,
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there used to be a bright orange lamborghini in alderley edge with the licence plate J4S0Ni thought it was jason orange, but apparently it was just some local estate agent twat
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:52,
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It’s almost as if estate/letting’s agents are ghastly human parasites bleeding people dry for doing absolutely fuck all and should be publically tarred and feathered
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