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Word up kid, HH thread time
So some fucking traffic warden got me in under 45 seconds, I swear down the mother fucker was a trained ninja, he just popped up and bang £70 (35 if I pay up quick like)
Worse thing is it’s a place I always park, just never realised that the parking was a no parking zone from 8am-9:15am, I’m sure the cunt could have just said that to me but hey, no, blam ticket.
So jumped up authority pricks, you had any run ins with them lately?
Alt: Weekend plans or make some shit up
EDIT: Soz Frog*
*not really your thread was shit
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:51, 218 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
So some fucking traffic warden got me in under 45 seconds, I swear down the mother fucker was a trained ninja, he just popped up and bang £70 (35 if I pay up quick like)
Worse thing is it’s a place I always park, just never realised that the parking was a no parking zone from 8am-9:15am, I’m sure the cunt could have just said that to me but hey, no, blam ticket.
So jumped up authority pricks, you had any run ins with them lately?
Alt: Weekend plans or make some shit up
EDIT: Soz Frog*
*not really your thread was shit
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:51, 218 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
If you drive away before they either hand you the ticket or put it on the car it's unenforceable.
A guy in the pub told me.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:55, Reply)
A guy in the pub told me.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:55, Reply)
My observation skills are well good innit, the cunt was hiding
Ticket was all messed up on the window screen, and he was running round the back of the car to take a picture, basically CUNT
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:58, Reply)
Ticket was all messed up on the window screen, and he was running round the back of the car to take a picture, basically CUNT
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:58, Reply)
Well yes, but it is a parking bay
Just never realised the restriction was there as I’m normally there about two hours earlier, the thing is in the time he ticked me he could have also said “Hey no parking here between …….” But NO
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:02, Reply)
Just never realised the restriction was there as I’m normally there about two hours earlier, the thing is in the time he ticked me he could have also said “Hey no parking here between …….” But NO
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:02, Reply)
His job isn't to educate people on parking hours, it's to issue tickets.
There are signs, it's your responsibility to observe and abide.
In short, suck it.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:07, Reply)
There are signs, it's your responsibility to observe and abide.
In short, suck it.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:07, Reply)
i had this at my old job
technically it was for an hour only, 9-5, but they never enforced it. there was also a public car park, which was split in half: one half you could park all day; the other half for 2 hours only. all the roads for about 20 mins on foot in any direction were residents only.
this is fine if you have a static job, but when you're in and out of your car doing viewings, if you get an all-day spot, some cunt nicks it by the time you get back. and 40 mins walking each way per viewing is a LOT. so we parked on the one hour strip. then they started enforcing it. i got done and had a big row with the traffic warden, asking him exactly where i could park.
he actually told me to get up a bit earlier, and get a space in the all-day car park. i nearly bit him. i explained about the job and having to move the car regularly. the cunt scratched his uniform. and said, "get a better job then." FUCK YOU, FUCKHOLE.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:10, Reply)
technically it was for an hour only, 9-5, but they never enforced it. there was also a public car park, which was split in half: one half you could park all day; the other half for 2 hours only. all the roads for about 20 mins on foot in any direction were residents only.
this is fine if you have a static job, but when you're in and out of your car doing viewings, if you get an all-day spot, some cunt nicks it by the time you get back. and 40 mins walking each way per viewing is a LOT. so we parked on the one hour strip. then they started enforcing it. i got done and had a big row with the traffic warden, asking him exactly where i could park.
he actually told me to get up a bit earlier, and get a space in the all-day car park. i nearly bit him. i explained about the job and having to move the car regularly. the cunt scratched his uniform. and said, "get a better job then." FUCK YOU, FUCKHOLE.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:10, Reply)
also my brother's mate was walking in manchester city centre
a random suit was walking parallel to him. a traffic warden was coming the other way. as they got near him, the random leaned in and yelled, CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT right in the warden's face, and carried on.
my brother's friend nearly wet himself.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:11, Reply)
a random suit was walking parallel to him. a traffic warden was coming the other way. as they got near him, the random leaned in and yelled, CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT right in the warden's face, and carried on.
my brother's friend nearly wet himself.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:11, Reply)
The northerners are a bit crass
sorry to hear about your brothers incontinence problems and all
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:13, Reply)
sorry to hear about your brothers incontinence problems and all
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:13, Reply)
I hate people that do their jobs that ensure the smooth running of towns and cities
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:16, Reply)
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:16, Reply)
He had a point though Letting agents are massive cunts and definately below parking wardens on the cunt job scale
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:15, Reply)
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:15, Reply)
yes, all those people who needed somewhere to live could just have gotten him to give their removal van a ticket
i hope a slug eats your vegetables (not a euphemism for gaysex)
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:23, Reply)
i hope a slug eats your vegetables (not a euphemism for gaysex)
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:23, Reply)
I let my flat without an agent and save myself circa £2k over a year
they are useless, pointless bloodsuckers; the sooner the people relaise how easy it is to rent privately the better.
wuv you doh
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:27, Reply)
they are useless, pointless bloodsuckers; the sooner the people relaise how easy it is to rent privately the better.
wuv you doh
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:27, Reply)
yeah...... maybe in barnes. not everywhere is that easy to let
also most people are far too spasticated to get a decent watertight tenancy agreement, guarantor form, to deal with the deposit requirements under the HA 2004, to get the corgi and other checks, to get employer's and previous landlord or mortgagee's references, to take a proper inventory, to deal with any complaints even at midnight on christmas day, and to get it properly back on the market so it can be re-let before the tenancy expires. and as for serving correct s21 and s8 notices...... forget it......
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:38, Reply)
also most people are far too spasticated to get a decent watertight tenancy agreement, guarantor form, to deal with the deposit requirements under the HA 2004, to get the corgi and other checks, to get employer's and previous landlord or mortgagee's references, to take a proper inventory, to deal with any complaints even at midnight on christmas day, and to get it properly back on the market so it can be re-let before the tenancy expires. and as for serving correct s21 and s8 notices...... forget it......
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:38, Reply)
nobody's saying that
but it's more difficult than you'd think. and you're dealing with the public constantly, so you always have to look smart, be happy and be professional, however shit you're feeling about something.
so you'd have no chance, as nobody in their right mind would let a charmless, pointless cunt like you near a human being.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:42, Reply)
but it's more difficult than you'd think. and you're dealing with the public constantly, so you always have to look smart, be happy and be professional, however shit you're feeling about something.
so you'd have no chance, as nobody in their right mind would let a charmless, pointless cunt like you near a human being.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:42, Reply)
If your job title ends in 'agent', but doesn't start with either 'news' or 'secret'
You can consider yourself a cunt
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:30, Reply)
You can consider yourself a cunt
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:30, Reply)
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:38, Reply)
Weekend plans are now pizza
Standby support for Saturday and Sunday and NO VIEWINGS!
ima make me some chutters tomorrow too. Get my cook on
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:03, Reply)
Standby support for Saturday and Sunday and NO VIEWINGS!
ima make me some chutters tomorrow too. Get my cook on
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:03, Reply)
Whats shit about pizza, chutney and getting paid for doing fuck all?
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:05, Reply)
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:05, Reply)
I think I'll go to the pub.
And the football. And maybe the pub again.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:06, Reply)
And the football. And maybe the pub again.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:06, Reply)
Haven't looked at the fixtures yet.
Should have got involved on Wednesday when I gave DBT the benefit of my wisdom.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:10, Reply)
Should have got involved on Wednesday when I gave DBT the benefit of my wisdom.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:10, Reply)
i've only ever been into a bookies for the grand national, they make me feel awkward
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:17, Reply)
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:17, Reply)
Pay it the last day it's still cheap. Don't give the money straight away.
Better in your acct than theirs.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:20, Reply)
Better in your acct than theirs.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:20, Reply)
The point being Stunned, that the cunt was happy for me cause the problem and enforce traffic re-active
rather than use common sense and have a word to be more pro-active, it's not like I was just being a cunt and thought sod it I'm just parking here, I have a keen respect for the laws of this land
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:24, Reply)
rather than use common sense and have a word to be more pro-active, it's not like I was just being a cunt and thought sod it I'm just parking here, I have a keen respect for the laws of this land
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:24, Reply)
Always somebody else's fault, isn't it. You're everything that's wrong with this country.
No backbone.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:25, Reply)
No backbone.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:25, Reply)
Dunno mate, it's not like they put the parking hours on clearly visible signs all around the damned place
it's not as though they don't make it as easy as possible to let you know whether you can park in a place or not. Of course there's usually some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, isn't there? Good to see they're getting their just desserts BROKEN BRITAIN.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:32, Reply)
it's not as though they don't make it as easy as possible to let you know whether you can park in a place or not. Of course there's usually some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, isn't there? Good to see they're getting their just desserts BROKEN BRITAIN.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:32, Reply)
We pay our fucking road tax
we should be able to park where we want
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:41, Reply)
we should be able to park where we want
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:41, Reply)
You're beginning to sound like Al
you kicked in any wing mirrors lately?
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:37, Reply)
you kicked in any wing mirrors lately?
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:37, Reply)
Take some responsibility for yourself, man. It's not his job to hold your hand.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:39, Reply)
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:39, Reply)
Just some cunt that can read signs, Harters.
Seems to be a dying art, reading.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:46, Reply)
Seems to be a dying art, reading.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:46, Reply)
You still banging that drum?
After your speeding ticket thing last year? not sure how you have to audacity
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:52, Reply)
After your speeding ticket thing last year? not sure how you have to audacity
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:52, Reply)
I got caught speeding because I was speeding, you oaf.
Not because I believe it was the responsibility of the police to kindly point out that I should have been driving more slowly and then not issue me a ticket.
I saw the speed limit signs. I knowingly exceeded them. I did not blame it on anybody else.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:54, Reply)
Not because I believe it was the responsibility of the police to kindly point out that I should have been driving more slowly and then not issue me a ticket.
I saw the speed limit signs. I knowingly exceeded them. I did not blame it on anybody else.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:54, Reply)
His pay is linked to how many tickets he issues, not how much illegal parking he prevents.
Blame the system, man.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:44, Reply)
Blame the system, man.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:44, Reply)
So you parked illegally and admit to being a repeat offender?
I don't see what the traffic warden did wrong here.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:42, Reply)
I don't see what the traffic warden did wrong here.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:42, Reply)
I am going to the darts world grand prix
this is going to be epic.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:42, Reply)
this is going to be epic.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:42, Reply)
top night out.
One gets through the beer sharpish though. Oi, oi, oi.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:50, Reply)
One gets through the beer sharpish though. Oi, oi, oi.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:50, Reply)
Take a hip flask and or have beer beforehand.
When I went it was barely possible to get a beer, a smoke break and back to the seats in a leg.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 17:19, Reply)
When I went it was barely possible to get a beer, a smoke break and back to the seats in a leg.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 17:19, Reply)
https://www.flickr.com/photos/38301877@N05/sets/72157619081815831/
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 17:01, Reply)
Why is "hun" so prevalent as a term of endearment among women of a certain social order?
I never hear it used at my whist club.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:53, Reply)
I never hear it used at my whist club.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:53, Reply)
Now all I have to do is tell them to up the money a little and I'll be there in a shot.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 17:24, Reply)
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 17:24, Reply)
Was this the one you turned up on the wrong day for the interview?
Contrats anyhow.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 17:31, Reply)
Contrats anyhow.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 17:31, Reply)
Yey! Landlord to janitor in just 9 short months!
John Radcliffe I presume
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 17:37, Reply)
John Radcliffe I presume
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 17:37, Reply)
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