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My lord, it really is dead here.
What does the weekend hold in store?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:42, 178 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I will be building a unit to house my AV computer, tivo box, router, amplifier and feeds to the projector and sound system
Seeing a band on Saturday night. Then I might get drunk.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:48, Reply)
Go to Ikea.
They do the best units. Top quality.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:50, Reply)
I've designed my own sort of shelving thing based on some glass shelves I scored off ebay
The bit on the wall will carry all of the necessary wires in a built-in trunking system
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:02, Reply)
trunking chat!

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:04, Reply)
dunno lol
Might go and buy some paint pmsl
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:48, Reply)
V little
I'm going to try to get out and about and do something interesting but more likely I shall sit around in my pants surfing the internet.

And laughing inappropriately at funny place names: www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-29654976
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:50, Reply)
Who have the Baggies got this weekend?

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:52, Reply)
Man U but not till Monday night
so "the pub" will be the venue.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:00, Reply)
maybe having my hair coloured to get rid of the "natural highlights"
and fish'n'chips with a frog and a budgie tonight.

10 of my girlfriends from school meeting up tomorrow for afternoon tea and then less civilised beers in richmond.

brunch with the girls on sun, then hosting a charidee tea party for old people in the afternoon, then meeting an old friend from my estate agency days after the party for a quick bit of turkish goodness

busy busy busy
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:51, Reply)
Will your fish and chips
Include mushy peas? I believe those from the north favour such an option.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:57, Reply)
with gravy

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:01, Reply)
And a can of Rio.

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:10, Reply)
fuck that nasty shit
peas suck
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:10, Reply)
More of a pickled egg girl. Gotcha.

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:11, Reply)
starting Sunday lunch this weekend, to see how it goes. the punters like a bit of grub. lovely.

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:51, Reply)
What day are you doing that?

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:53, Reply)
\0/
Alright Jeff.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:58, Reply)
Yeah. Might have a gander at the fixtures later
See if I can find value on the football markets.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:59, Reply)
What kind of pub doesn't offer Sunday lunch?

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:57, Reply)
Previous owners stopped doing them, don't think they coulf be arsed at the end.

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:00, Reply)
But you've been there for 2 months

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:04, Reply)
?

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:05, Reply)
Sorry I forgot you're doctor fake troll

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:20, Reply)
the clone is capital I L not LL i think

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:25, Reply)
The Wellington on Bennets hill in Brum doesn't

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:00, Reply)
Nothing in "brum" is relevant to my interests

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:03, Reply)
Ours doesn't.
Then again, it doesn't do food any other day, either.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:16, Reply)
that's fine

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:20, Reply)
Beer festival tonight.
Don't think I can be arsed. It'll be full of wankers. Might watch a shit film and drink alone.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:11, Reply)
beer festivals are good :) Did you manage to get a better package re the job offer?

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:14, Reply)
Are you still on about his 'package' ?? Get A ROom you two.

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:15, Reply)
No they're not, full of part time drinkers acting the cunt.
I spoke to the HR yesterday, apparently the manager is "looking in to it" so I'm still on the wait.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:16, Reply)
Good lad.

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:17, Reply)
Late shift tonight.
Working tomorrow, then doing my yearly accounts on Sunday, because the accountant wants them by Monday.

So that'll be fun.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:15, Reply)
shit
fuck
arse
forgot about that.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:17, Reply)
Got to love October, right?

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:20, Reply)
perhaps if you'd both kept claear records through the year and not left this to the last minute it would be less of a ballache

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:21, Reply)
Meh.
That would involve effort.
On the plus (?) side, My books are fairly straightforward, and i probably will get through them in one day.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:23, Reply)
Sold: 3 copies of bunty
Expenses: all the biscuits
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:25, Reply)
Well, quite.

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:27, Reply)
haha

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:43, Reply)
'claear'
is that some folk band or something?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:25, Reply)
No.

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:25, Reply)
ok

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:26, Reply)
Finding it difficult to be arsed with it, these days.
More flat viewings tomorrow. Probably double figures, again.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:19, Reply)
You'll be lucky to get something in london for less than £10.

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:21, Reply)
It's another dad joke from Baggers!

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:22, Reply)
Damn straight!

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:26, Reply)
If you see somewhere you like you'll really have to jump on it, they don't hang around

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:23, Reply)
Wow, got any other insider tips?

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:32, Reply)
Yes, yes I do

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:35, Reply)
Make sure the toilet actually flushes.
And the front door has a lock.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:37, Reply)
Remember - estate agents are allergic to the truth
Whatever they tell you is a lie.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:46, Reply)
Ask about storage space, this will give you an excuse to go through their cupboards

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:55, Reply)
TGIF
What a week Ive had.
Off to a mates tonight for smoke.
Got a date tomorrow which will hopefully end in a bit sex.
Lady Gaga on Sunday in Glasgow.
Dying, Monday
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:25, Reply)
Never have I so looked forward to the weekend being over

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:26, Reply)
Must be something in the air.
Lady birds, mostly in this office.
There's a weird infestation (I saw them at Infest)
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:29, Reply)
Why the weekend? Do I need to scroll up scroll up?

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:29, Reply)
have a little think

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:31, Reply)
You know I don't pay attention to you lot.

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:33, Reply)

TGIF
What a week Ive had.
Off to a mates tonight for smoke.
Got a date tomorrow which will hopefully end in a bit sex.
Lady Gaga on Sunday in Glasgow.

Dying, Monday

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:34, Reply)
MEAN!
This place would be dead on its arse if I died
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:41, Reply)
Jesus, what's with the arse fixation?
Are you a bender or something?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:42, Reply)
You won't be dead on your arse though, will you.
You'll be burried face down so your friends can recognise you.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:42, Reply)
NDITB!!

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:47, Reply)
What?

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:48, Reply)
No deliveries in the back

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:55, Reply)

recognise you have somewhere to park their bikes
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:34, Reply)

bit butt
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:29, Reply)
That too
what what up the butt
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:33, Reply)
Butt sex upsets dozer
He has terribly painful hemorrhoids
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:45, Reply)
take over the world
celebrate the death of beethreetia
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:30, Reply)
whoa, lurking record

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:31, Reply)
13 years and 8 posts....

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:32, Reply)
thanks mate i hadn't been able to read his profile

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:33, Reply)
does he have you on 2.0

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:33, Reply)
like pj im blind and can't read

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:35, Reply)
I canne see, man!

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:41, Reply)
Do you guys really read people's profiles?

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:51, Reply)
when someone new turns up i have a look to see if they're a name change or actually new

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:59, Reply)
Fair doos, #JustWondering

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:15, Reply)
No, we're all really important people with busy jobs.

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:59, Reply)
I'm just not that interested in individuals enough to click on people's profiles - unless perhaps I want to Gaz them, which is rare.
I guess i'm just heartless.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:16, Reply)
you totes message me ten or twenty times a day

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:37, Reply)
which sock is this?

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:44, Reply)
Someone playing the really, really long game.

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:46, Reply)
Dozer has set up an account just for his feet ^

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:49, Reply)
Oh God, who cares

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:02, Reply)
Alright Dr Shambolic
Are you posting here now since you were rather embarrassingly defeated by Rob Fairholme on QOTW, which lead to you having an online breakdown?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:54, Reply)
what? how do you know that?

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:59, Reply)
Because I'm clever.

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:02, Reply)
yeah, that's definately it

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:07, Reply)
Well, I could go on about the various new accounts that popped up when Shambo got banned, I could say a search of his posts reveals obsessive fairholme posts and references to their boring argument, I could say It's fucking obvious
Or, you could just trust me for once in your life :(
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:12, Reply)
I dunno, I don't pay any attention to QOTW, it's full of nobs
on both sieds of the argument
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:13, Reply)
I'd say it's on a par with the rest of the site tbh

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:15, Reply)
I've not seen any really good stories for some time
and the auto responses and inevitable arguing is repetitive and tedious...apart from when it goes really mental
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:17, Reply)
I just have a look now and then, and read the replies if there are a few
I know all the sad cases say it too, but it's a bit of a shame there aren't decent funny stories now as that's why I used to come here when I was a mere lurker.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:20, Reply)

Er ... what?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:21, Reply)
It's what first brought me here after "wanking disasters" was mentioned in FHM

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:22, Reply)
I remember reading your stories at my old job, before we were the words greatest pals

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:23, Reply)
whoa, bit creepy

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:26, Reply)
they were shit soz

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:32, Reply)
they really should appreciate you more Kane's Mate
no respect at all
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:13, Reply)
I'm becoming more disillusioned by the hour

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:22, Reply)
thank god it will all be over soon

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:38, Reply)
because the rest of you are incredibly thick

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:11, Reply)
YES!!

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:12, Reply)
is keeping tabs on internet weirdos different accounts now the gold standard measure of intelligence?

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:12, Reply)
it's a better measure than baggysock

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:28, Reply)
I'm officially not allowed to upset people on qftw
strict Mod orders
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:12, Reply)
Are you banned form the QOTW bit now?

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:13, Reply)
kinda ... I've had to promise scouts' honour to not be mean to the weepies
I'm under the mongychops protocol
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:15, Reply)
^bully

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:16, Reply)
Mongychops didn't get pwned by sob carehome as far as I can remember thou sweetie

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:17, Reply)
can someone please link to this

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:23, Reply)
no

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:28, Reply)
Shambles got banned for being really creepy and posting a childs pictures and phone number as part of his breakdown. He had to go crying like a little bitch to get it reinstated. lol

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:36, Reply)
you seem upset about things that haven't happened
are you marshmallow?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:41, Reply)
It must be a different autist with fifteen accounts who got banned from qotw for being frighteningly mental. My mistake.

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:45, Reply)
it's probably closer to two or three thousand

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:49, Reply)
I'm sure they could if it actually happened outside their imaginations.

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:43, Reply)
how very olde englishe

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:29, Reply)
dunno who you are or what you're on about soz
Fairholme is permabanned for being a creepy paedo
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:34, Reply)
he's looking for a friday bertdown
go on, you know you want to
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:35, Reply)
yeah ... dunno what this means either

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:39, Reply)
It's an anonymous messageboard. You do get that part of it? You know after thirteen years?

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:37, Reply)
Haha, bless.
Au'righ' shambos?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:18, Reply)
sweet as owt, pp

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:39, Reply)
noice whan

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:48, Reply)
At least you can get on with your life now, try to rebuild and repair the damage your obsession has done.

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:21, Reply)
I know ... the divorce and losing the council house in Stoke had taken its toll but the NHS counselor reckons the eating disorder and self harm is just temporary until I get another binman job

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:40, Reply)
never gonna happen

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:43, Reply)
but I love bins!
😭
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:48, Reply)
I don't make the rules.

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:49, Reply)
No, you make the tea. Milk one sugar please love.
*slaps arse*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:00, Reply)
As your shit ex online doctor, I would prescribe suicide by hanging

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:50, Reply)
dunno who any of you cunts are
I'm sure you're very big fish in this little tiny pond or sutin
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:54, Reply)
he really isn't

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:55, Reply)
but he's the best ... it says so in his username

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:57, Reply)
\0/

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:58, Reply)
I think slugs in a puddle of sewage is probably a better analogy.

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:58, Reply)
Yet you seem so keen to be here....

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:03, Reply)
a brief moment of self awareness ... sweet

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:08, Reply)
Job interview today, I hope I get it 'cus there are some new Apple products out today.

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:52, Reply)
^^^Baaaaaaa^^^

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:57, Reply)
I have an iPad Mini 1, they've got a 3 now....I might as well put the 1 one in the bin.

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:17, Reply)
I'll have it, my kids can play with it

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:09, Reply)


(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:18, Reply)
What's wrong with you, Darling?

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:23, Reply)
Moustache AiDs

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:25, Reply)
Shift room about, due to getting a PC
Whilst I'm doing that, tidy the rest of it, box up my books, shift bookcase away, etc.

Do some yoga exercise, waste a few hours on the Xbox, might try to do some slow cooked pork on Saturday night.

Out for lunch with a friend on Sunday, rather looking forward to that.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:21, Reply)
Slow down, Tubby! You're not on the moon yet!

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:32, Reply)
I've started cooking more for housemates, rather enjoying it.

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:32, Reply)
I saw Al Murray recently and he
referred to "traditional pulled pork" which he said "no one had heard of 18 months ago". Hahahaha.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:34, Reply)
computers are shit
mine was too slow, so i started to type an email, and somehow i've managed to rename the folders as it typed it in there rather than in a blank email.

so now instead of subfolders "court orders" "statements of case" and "expert evidence", i have "dear all" "further to" and "my recent". i don't even know how.

fucking useless!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:34, Reply)
Maybe you should get a readers digest book on how to use them.

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:35, Reply)
maybe you should fuck off back to suburrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghbia

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:40, Reply)
You do realise how the internet works right?
We're not all in the same building.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:55, Reply)
you certainly are.

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:35, Reply)
Why is it people with huge incomes have shit slow computers
Yet people like me on a shit low salary have several superfast computers that I have no issue with?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:25, Reply)
PICNIC or PEBKAC error
or an issue with the wetware
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:37, Reply)
wow that's not like you to be impatient and fuck things up instead of waiting for maybe as much as one whole minute

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:37, Reply)
THE CABLE IS TOO SHORT

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:41, Reply)
haha!

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:42, Reply)
TRY ANOTHER SOCKET

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:56, Reply)
The problem with computers is that they're designed by people like kroney,
And used by people like you.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:05, Reply)
I'm genuinely not sure which one of us you're being snide at, here.

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:11, Reply)
have a guess, go on.

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:18, Reply)
Which is why my computers are always speedy and awesome

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:22, Reply)
Speedy, awesome and without any spastic eppy typing fits.

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:25, Reply)
I have a 5 year old laptop at home that the kids play with and even thats not slow. For two reasons.
1. When I bought it I bought something I knew would last
2. I'm not a techspaz with more zeros on their payslip than brain cells in their head.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:27, Reply)
I dunno, I definitely have found that the fault invariably lies with the inanimate object
and absolutely not with the know-nothing at the helm.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:33, Reply)
I don't think I like your tone young man

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:36, Reply)
tech skills or zeros on a payslip..... hmmmmmm......... what would jesus choose?

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:37, Reply)
See you can't even read
It was brain cells or zeros not tech skills. What good is your money and lawyering going to do in the forthcoming apocalypse? You're going to be eaten.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:41, Reply)
by an alpaca?

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:45, Reply)
at least she's fat and tender

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:46, Reply)
Definitely a PICNIC error here, soz

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:23, Reply)

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