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My lord, it really is dead here.What does the weekend hold in store?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:42,
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I will be building a unit to house my AV computer, tivo box, router, amplifier and feeds to the projector and sound systemSeeing a band on Saturday night. Then I might get drunk.
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Go to Ikea.They do the best units. Top quality.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:50,
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I've designed my own sort of shelving thing based on some glass shelves I scored off ebayThe bit on the wall will carry all of the necessary wires in a built-in trunking system
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V littleI'm going to try to get out and about and do something interesting but more likely I shall sit around in my pants surfing the internet.
And laughing inappropriately at funny place names: www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-29654976
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:50,
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Who have the Baggies got this weekend? (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:52,
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Man U but not till Monday nightso "the pub" will be the venue.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:00,
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maybe having my hair coloured to get rid of the "natural highlights"and fish'n'chips with a frog and a budgie tonight.
10 of my girlfriends from school meeting up tomorrow for afternoon tea and then less civilised beers in richmond.
brunch with the girls on sun, then hosting a charidee tea party for old people in the afternoon, then meeting an old friend from my estate agency days after the party for a quick bit of turkish goodness
busy busy busy
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:51,
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Will your fish and chipsInclude mushy peas? I believe those from the north favour such an option.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:57,
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More of a pickled egg girl. Gotcha.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:11,
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starting Sunday lunch this weekend, to see how it goes. the punters like a bit of grub. lovely.(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:51, Reply)
Yeah. Might have a gander at the fixtures laterSee if I can find value on the football markets.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:59,
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What kind of pub doesn't offer Sunday lunch?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:57,
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Previous owners stopped doing them, don't think they coulf be arsed at the end.(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:00, Reply)
Nothing in "brum" is relevant to my interests(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:03,
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Ours doesn't.Then again, it doesn't do food any other day, either.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:16,
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Beer festival tonight. Don't think I can be arsed. It'll be full of wankers. Might watch a shit film and drink alone.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:11,
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beer festivals are good :) Did you manage to get a better package re the job offer?(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:14, Reply)
No they're not, full of part time drinkers acting the cunt. I spoke to the HR yesterday, apparently the manager is "looking in to it" so I'm still on the wait.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:16,
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Late shift tonight.Working tomorrow, then doing my yearly accounts on Sunday, because the accountant wants them by Monday.
So that'll be fun.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:15,
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perhaps if you'd both kept claear records through the year and not left this to the last minute it would be less of a ballache(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:21,
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Meh.That would involve effort.
On the plus (?) side, My books are fairly straightforward, and i probably will get through them in one day.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:23,
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Sold: 3 copies of buntyExpenses: all the biscuits
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:25,
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Finding it difficult to be arsed with it, these days.More flat viewings tomorrow. Probably double figures, again.
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Kroney, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:19,
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If you see somewhere you like you'll really have to jump on it, they don't hang around(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:23,
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Make sure the toilet actually flushes. And the front door has a lock.
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Remember - estate agents are allergic to the truthWhatever they tell you is a lie.
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Ask about storage space, this will give you an excuse to go through their cupboards(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:55,
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TGIFWhat a week Ive had.
Off to a mates tonight for smoke.
Got a date tomorrow which will hopefully end in a bit sex.
Lady Gaga on Sunday in Glasgow.
Dying, Monday
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:25,
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Never have I so looked forward to the weekend being over(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:26,
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Must be something in the air.Lady birds, mostly in this office.
There's a weird infestation (I saw them at Infest)
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:29,
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Why the weekend? Do I need to scroll up scroll up?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:29,
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You know I don't pay attention to you lot.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:33,
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TGIF
What a week Ive had.
Off to a mates tonight for smoke.
Got a date tomorrow which will hopefully end in a bit sex.
Lady Gaga on Sunday in Glasgow.
Dying, Monday
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:34,
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MEAN!This place would be dead on its arse if I died
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:41,
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Jesus, what's with the arse fixation?Are you a bender or something?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:42,
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You won't be dead on your arse though, will you.You'll be burried face down so your friends can recognise you.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:42,
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Do you guys really read people's profiles?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:51,
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when someone new turns up i have a look to see if they're a name change or actually new(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:59,
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Fair doos, #JustWondering(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:15,
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I'm just not that interested in individuals enough to click on people's profiles - unless perhaps I want to Gaz them, which is rare.I guess i'm just heartless.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:16,
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Dozer has set up an account just for his feet ^(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:49,
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Alright Dr ShambolicAre you posting here now since you were rather embarrassingly defeated by Rob Fairholme on QOTW, which lead to you having an online breakdown?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:54,
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Well, I could go on about the various new accounts that popped up when Shambo got banned, I could say a search of his posts reveals obsessive fairholme posts and references to their boring argument, I could say It's fucking obviousOr, you could just trust me for once in your life :(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:12,
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I dunno, I don't pay any attention to QOTW, it's full of nobson both sieds of the argument
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:13,
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I'd say it's on a par with the rest of the site tbh(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:15,
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I've not seen any really good stories for some timeand the auto responses and inevitable arguing is repetitive and tedious...apart from when it goes really mental
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:17,
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I just have a look now and then, and read the replies if there are a fewI know all the sad cases say it too, but it's a bit of a shame there aren't decent funny stories now as that's why I used to come here when I was a mere lurker.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:20,
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It's what first brought me here after "wanking disasters" was mentioned in FHM(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:22,
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I remember reading your stories at my old job, before we were the words greatest pals(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:23,
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they really should appreciate you more Kane's Mateno respect at all
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I'm becoming more disillusioned by the hour(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:22,
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is keeping tabs on internet weirdos different accounts now the gold standard measure of intelligence? (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:12,
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I'm officially not allowed to upset people on qftw strict Mod orders
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kinda ... I've had to promise scouts' honour to not be mean to the weepiesI'm under the mongychops protocol
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Mongychops didn't get pwned by sob carehome as far as I can remember thou sweetie(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:17, Reply)
Shambles got banned for being really creepy and posting a childs pictures and phone number as part of his breakdown. He had to go crying like a little bitch to get it reinstated. lol(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:36, Reply)
you seem upset about things that haven't happenedare you marshmallow?
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It must be a different autist with fifteen accounts who got banned from qotw for being frighteningly mental. My mistake.(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:45, Reply)
I'm sure they could if it actually happened outside their imaginations.(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:43, Reply)
dunno who you are or what you're on about sozFairholme is permabanned for being a creepy paedo
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he's looking for a friday bertdowngo on, you know you want to
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:35,
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It's an anonymous messageboard. You do get that part of it? You know after thirteen years?(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:37, Reply)
Haha, bless.Au'righ' shambos?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:18,
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noice whan(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:48,
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At least you can get on with your life now, try to rebuild and repair the damage your obsession has done.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:21,
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I know ... the divorce and losing the council house in Stoke had taken its toll but the NHS counselor reckons the eating disorder and self harm is just temporary until I get another binman job(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:40, Reply)
No, you make the tea. Milk one sugar please love.*slaps arse*
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:00,
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As your shit ex online doctor, I would prescribe suicide by hanging(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:50, Reply)
dunno who any of you cunts areI'm sure you're very big fish in this little tiny pond or sutin
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Job interview today, I hope I get it 'cus there are some new Apple products out today.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:52,
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I have an iPad Mini 1, they've got a 3 now....I might as well put the 1 one in the bin.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:17,
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Shift room about, due to getting a PCWhilst I'm doing that, tidy the rest of it, box up my books, shift bookcase away, etc.
Do some
Out for lunch with a friend on Sunday, rather looking forward to that.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:21,
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I've started cooking more for housemates, rather enjoying it.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:32,
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I saw Al Murray recently and hereferred to "traditional pulled pork" which he said "no one had heard of 18 months ago". Hahahaha.
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computers are shitmine was too slow, so i started to type an email, and somehow i've managed to rename the folders as it typed it in there rather than in a blank email.
so now instead of subfolders "court orders" "statements of case" and "expert evidence", i have "dear all" "further to" and "my recent". i don't even know how.
fucking useless!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:34,
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maybe you should fuck off back to suburrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghbia(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:40,
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You do realise how the internet works right?We're not all in the same building.
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Why is it people with huge incomes have shit slow computersYet people like me on a shit low salary have several superfast computers that I have no issue with?
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Peej, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:25,
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wow that's not like you to be impatient and fuck things up instead of waiting for maybe as much as one whole minute(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:37,
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The problem with computers is that they're designed by people like kroney, And used by people like you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:05,
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I'm genuinely not sure which one of us you're being snide at, here.(
Kroney, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:11,
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I have a 5 year old laptop at home that the kids play with and even thats not slow. For two reasons.1. When I bought it I bought something I knew would last
2. I'm not a techspaz with more zeros on their payslip than brain cells in their head.
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Peej, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:27,
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I dunno, I definitely have found that the fault invariably lies with the inanimate objectand absolutely not with the know-nothing at the helm.
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Kroney, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:33,
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I don't think I like your tone young man(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:36,
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tech skills or zeros on a payslip..... hmmmmmm......... what would jesus choose?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:37,
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See you can't even readIt was brain cells or zeros not tech skills. What good is your money and lawyering going to do in the forthcoming apocalypse? You're going to be eaten.
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Peej, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:41,
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