Well B3th smothered that thread like an unwanted disabled child
How far is too far? Do you ever go too far?

alt: wallet, purse, cardholder or money clip?

altal: I bet at least one of you has their wallet/keys attached to their trousers with a chain, go on own up.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:40, 167 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Alt: I have a small wallet where the cards go the other way round from normal making it smaller. It is £6 and a bargain, I buy exactly the same one every year.
It has two debit cards, one credit card and £100 in it. I also have a separate card holder for my train tickets and oyster.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:45, Reply)

I bet you also iron your socks

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:58, Reply)

right okay

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:01, Reply)

it's the way he tells 'em

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:02, Reply)

I go too far on a regular basis
I posted a joke* about Jules Bianchi within minutes of the report coming out that he was in a coma.

Alt: Wallet. However, I keep finding odd tenners/fivers tucked into pockets whenever I do the washing.
Altalt: No.

*Dunno what all the fuss is about - Jules Bianchi always wanted to be like Michael Schumacher
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:47, Reply)

I'm not sure I've ever been the recipient of an "oof" on here
Alt:
Wallet containing bank cards, credit cards and nectar/tesco. and no money

AltAlt:
Not me pal. My keys have a glow in the dark keyring attached to them. Makes finding your keys as easy as turning off the light
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:50, Reply)

I never lose my keys by simply placing them in the same location everyday.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:53, Reply)

:(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:53, Reply)

I just empty my pockets when I get in whichever dwelling I'm staying at. At work my stuff just gets chucked in my bag. It's really not difficult.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:56, Reply)

i tend to take my ipod off and dump it, then later take out my wallet when sitting on it gets annoying
finally before bed I sometimes remember to take my work pass out of my trousers
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:58, Reply)

I'll be glad when you can pay for stuff with your phone so we can do away with wallets. I hate having pockets full of stuff.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:01, Reply)

I got a pocket full of cheese

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:03, Reply)

It doesn't matter

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:04, Reply)

blah blah spin doctors third release blah blah blah blah

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:04, Reply)

agreed they ruin the lines of one's suit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:05, Reply)

Keeping one's wallet in one's jacket for this very reason drives a chap to distraction.

( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:07, Reply)

It fucking well is

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:15, Reply)

Mrs Cow has a lovely habit of taking my keys and putting them down in the stupidest places

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:58, Reply)

All my change disappears when I dump it on the little table with the rest of my stuff for some reason

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:00, Reply)

My wife has trained number child to collect change and put it into one of those sealed "piggy banks"
:(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:01, Reply)

Sometimes if I leave loads of it around swipes flat it magically reappears in one of my drawers

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:03, Reply)

Clever Lemmy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:04, Reply)

Haha

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:08, Reply)

You should try that with your socks and pants.

( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:05, Reply)

I tried that, it gets put away, just in the wrong places which ruins the hassle free lifestyle I so desire

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:08, Reply)

If I try leaving stuff around I just get untargetted moans about how the place is untidy and then a big, sad gaze with doe eyes.
Fucking bitch. Guilt tripping me into tidying my own fucking pants. Fucking cheek.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:09, Reply)

i simply wear a new pair of pants and socks every day then throw them in the bin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:10, Reply)

I really ought to have a valet but since the family money disappeared (I'm looking at you, great uncle Terence with your cards)
a chap has to look to the woman for his dress and toilet. Annoyingly she's one of those ghastly lower-mids that expects a chap to look to himself.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:12, Reply)

I got some new socks on Friday!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:16, Reply)

\o/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:22, Reply)

I get new socks every week
I can't stand wearing socks more than a couple of times.
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:31, Reply)

 wow
                         much luxury
  very sock
              such impressive
         how money

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:34, Reply)

deskllols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:37, Reply)

This is what I do
Except it's not a pig, it's a pink beetle (car not insect)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:24, Reply)

Perhaps Lemmy's buying tiny alcopops behind your back?

(Twangy Rubber, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:38, Reply)

He is a bit aggressive sometimes, maybe he's hungover

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:40, Reply)

How was the footy this weekend?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:01, Reply)

There was no football this weekend....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:03, Reply)

still, at least it was a short hop home afterwards

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:06, Reply)

i can never find my keys/wallet/ipod/phone
every morning I have to scour the entire house
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:53, Reply)

Are you my wife?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:55, Reply)

I could be ; )

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:56, Reply)

Finish the fucking ironing then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:57, Reply)

lol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:58, Reply)

When it starts to bleed.
Alt: What?
Altalt: We all know that Dozer is the poster with the wallet/key/chain thing.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:59, Reply)

alt: wallet, purse, cardholder or money clip?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:00, Reply)

I have a wallet, I do not own any of those other items.
Classic internet, right here.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:02, Reply)

yep...but all we need is someone to say they have a pocket on their "wallet" for change and we can say they have a purse and bully them relentlessly!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:04, Reply)

Really I'm expecting Kroney to fufill this criteria

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:08, Reply)

Sorry, old bean. Leather wallet with cards. I rarely carry cash, I prefer to conduct my business with plahstic.

( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:10, Reply)

Phone in left front pocket. Keys and change in right front pocket.
Wallet in back right pocket - a big proper man's wallet stuffed full with dozens of expired cards and un-claimable receipts.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:02, Reply)

oonly girls keep receipts unless they are for expenses purposes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:02, Reply)

But what would happen if you had purchased an item from a retailer that you wished to return due to a fault or other defect?
There would be a high chance that the retailer would not be able to offer you a refund.

I'm starting to have a panic attack now just thinking about it.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:11, Reply)

Throw it in the bin and buy a new one a couple of days later when you suspect there'll be a different shop assistant.
You haven't been in England long, I assume.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:13, Reply)

3-Radios-Kroney

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:15, Reply)

I really ought to get around to selling the spares.

( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:18, Reply)

Or walk all the way across town to a different shop, just in case anybody else in there recognises me.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:22, Reply)

I'd draw the line at sharpening a pencil over someones head.

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:02, Reply)

fucking hell mate chill out you psycho

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:03, Reply)

If you didn't sharpen it, you couldnt draw the line could you?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:03, Reply)

I never go too far. If somebody gets offended, then they're a big soft wetty and need to toughen up. However, if somebody offends me, then it's also their fault because I'm a big manly man but sometimes people go too far. Everyone's a bastard except me.
Wallet, obviously. Wallets are for big manly men grrr.

I have no need for a chain. I leave all of my things in my last pair of trousers. That way I always know where to look for them. I don't have my glasses on a necklace in case I lose them, either. Basically I'm saying that I'm a big manly man and all grown up and that but not old and decrepit, neither.

tldr nakers proves he sucks once more.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:04, Reply)

post pictures of your ride brah

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:07, Reply)

lol sure

( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:08, Reply)

I've got a big pink one with 'lezzer' embossed on the side

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:09, Reply)

Alright, b3th.

( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:15, Reply)

The line is a dot to me
Purse. Ladies have purses. My dad has a sleek money clip that my mum bought him, which is nice.

No. But I do have a number of handbags and often forget which one is holding my iPod/umbrella/purse/bad gal
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:18, Reply)

+ spam

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:22, Reply)

I was expecting + coin

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:25, Reply)

I didn't even know you had a ballsack

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:26, Reply)

Yeah you did

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:35, Reply)

i heard it's the size and colour of a space hopper

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:36, Reply)

with a Tangles-esque wispy beard

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:41, Reply)

Okay I will leave more lying about, no problem

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:27, Reply)

I am so sick of scraping them up and putting them in the money box
It's like a fucking fish shedding copper and silver scales everywhere
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:35, Reply)

i tend to just chuck coppers in the bin, pointlesss ent they

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:36, Reply)

20p and below go in my Xmas pot.
I end up with about £120 each chrimblepoopops.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:42, Reply)

I do this and end up with about £150 in three months

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:44, Reply)

How the fuck do you end up with that much change?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:44, Reply)

Because I spend loads of money?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:45, Reply)

Clearly not.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:46, Reply)

Soz, I meant 'begging'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:46, Reply)

By using physical money like some sort of medieval gaylord.

( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:46, Reply)

Do you also save with "Park"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:51, Reply)

plastic sandwich bag with just enough money for whatever I'm intending to do
in case I get mugged
again
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:32, Reply)

why is getting mugged not like getting glassed, but with a tea cup?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:33, Reply)

no, WITHERSPOON!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:35, Reply)

You should try living somewhere not shit.

( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:34, Reply)

Like Surbiton.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:37, Reply)

I've never been mugged in Surbiton.
In fact, the only place I have been mugged was Guildford.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:38, Reply)

pussy^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:40, Reply)

I was eighteen. If you'd seen what I looked like when I was eighteen, you wouldn't be surprised.

( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:42, Reply)

Surbiton/Guildford is shit and for cunts.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:40, Reply)

Haha, yeah, unlike Lewisham.
Drove through there, yesterday.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:40, Reply)

and you made it out alive and with all of your car?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:41, Reply)

Quality innit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:43, Reply)

I closed the windows and locked the doors. I drove through red lights and every time there was a queue of traffic, I blasted through on the pavement.

( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:43, Reply)

I hope you didn't run over anyone's foot

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:44, Reply)

Oi!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:47, Reply)

You wouldn't have noticed, it must be 90% Swarovski, by now.

( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:48, Reply)

Stunned poster out for a Sunday stroll

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 12:03, Reply)

I'm lolling at how incredibly rubbish that is

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 12:08, Reply)

FOtoshurp skillzors

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 12:10, Reply)

Tekkers

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 12:11, Reply)

Oh wow.
That looks like you printed off a bunch of pictures, stuck them together and re-scanned the resulting mess back onto your computer.

And since when was Stunner in the Taliban?
( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 12:15, Reply)

that's an orthodox Jew innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 12:18, Reply)

Oh yeah, I've spotted his tentacles, now.

( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 12:19, Reply)

I tried to photoshop Stunned with a foot and a bit
but got told off by my boss for making naked Rodney Dangerfield imagery
( Peej, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 12:18, Reply)

You need these fitted to your car.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:47, Reply)

I notice that the dummy in that vid is female.
The Saffers don't like women much, do they?
(Twangy Rubber, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:57, Reply)

tell me about this wonderful fantasy land where there's no crime

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:38, Reply)

North Korea innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:40, Reply)

I carry a bank card, work id and oyster. All loose. And usually in different pockets.
Same with cash. No wallet or "purse".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:39, Reply)

^wears a fishing vest

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:44, Reply)

shooting coat.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:45, Reply)

^milsim larper

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 12:07, Reply)

I have a nice brown leather wallet with credit cards bank cards and id cards
No cash because I hardly ever use it these days. No Chain either soz.

I have never gone too far

*edit* Oh and guitar picks in the coin pocket. No coins though.
( Peej, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:51, Reply)

I have a wallet that says 'Bad Mother Fucker' on it
a la Jules off of Pulp Fiction. I've started worrying that it sends the wrong message because there are loads of yo mother fucker yo gangster types were I live.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 12:29, Reply)