meatsnake poster had a "mega breakfast" yesterday, although it was more of a west london yummy mummy deli than a greasy spoon, if we're being accurate here
2 sausages, 4 rashers of bacon, black pudding, 3 hash browns, 2 pieces of toast, a mountain of fried mushrooms, 2 fried eggs and baked beans.

i had a diet coke and retched silently at pretty much everything on his plate. then went to my friend's house and had quiche and houmous like a real person.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 9:51, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

The late 80s was missing a middle class cliche that night
I hope you remembered to play a game of Boggle afterwards.
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 9:55, Reply)

night? it was sunday lunch
and no, she has 2 small people, so i spent most of it playing with the slo-mo video feature on the iphone and rainy day "don't wake the sleeping baby" games like "show me 'thinking face', show me 'surprised face', show me 'tasty dinner' face."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 9:57, Reply)

yeah ... nobody is interested in your eating disorder
edit: except dozer
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 9:56, Reply)

piss off and make another horribly garish cake
for your science/french gimp crotchfruit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 9:57, Reply)

don't be upset, love
maybe if you work through your insecurity and anorexia you won't die a lonely spinster
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 9:59, Reply)

you know they are supposed to be yellow and pink, not half blackened, right?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:01, Reply)

wtfayboa, granny busfarts?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:49, Reply)

real person foodwrong
( Peej, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 9:56, Reply)

it was fucking tasty quiche
roasted red pepper, spinach and feta.

mmmm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 9:58, Reply)

Where's my present then?

( Peej, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:04, Reply)

Round the back, by the bins.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:06, Reply)

She doesn't mind eating meat back there I can tell you.

( Peej, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:11, Reply)

you have to come to london to get it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:18, Reply)

I did too
Jumbo sausage, 2 bacon, 2 black pudding, bubble, fried egg, fried slice, mushrooms, beans, big mug of tea (and technically 2 toast but I never got it as they were hella busy).

Mine was £5.80. Just out of interest, how much was Snake's?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:06, Reply)

Judging by one of yesterday's threads, it looks like everybody was on top form.

( Kroney, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:09, Reply)

I miss the good old days of people posting from the omgbash on someones phone, and then barry being beat up by a smelly jew the next morning

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:12, Reply)

I miss Barryoaks in general. They were fun.
Sadly it's difficult to post from underneath a Lewisham patio.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:13, Reply)

Sunglasses, some bird, jackets on e-bay, unprovoked fights with other geezers, that kid brought everything to the bash table and more besides

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:15, Reply)

He was an excellent pub companion
I met him a few times for a pint or 4
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:29, Reply)

If only Wolf had stuck around
He would have made Barry tough enough to fight back.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:16, Reply)

Not being off his face on creatively acquired substances probably would have helped too, to be honest.

( Kroney, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:20, Reply)

It was £7.99, only 2 bacon though not 4 as previously reported.
It was a new venue, if I go there again I now know the £4.95 non-mega breakfast would be perfectly adequate.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:12, Reply)

Sounds pretty good.
I usually go for the cheaper ones myself but yesterday needed emergency grease and stodge top-ups.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:22, Reply)

Four main food groups for men
Sugar
Starch
Grease
Burnt crunchy bits

Trufax
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:27, Reply)

Meaters breakfast sounds excellent, yours sounds shit.
Although his requires the addition of Lorne sausage.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:07, Reply)

Square sausage is shit.
So are haggis, scotch pie, irn bru, and whisky.

/worst Scot ever
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:09, Reply)

^ worse than swipe

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:11, Reply)

I agree with you on whisky, but you're wrong on everything else
Although I'm not a fan of soft drinks anyway.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:13, Reply)

I like whisky and haggis is alright. Irn Bru is...ok.
I don't know what Scotch pie is, but last time I was there I had a meat pie of some sort that had a pure fat lining. That was fucking vile.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:15, Reply)

The thing about Scotch pies is that quality varies a hell of a lot.
A decent pie and a bovril on a freezing cold day at a football match is the business.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:20, Reply)

Some of them still have toenail and hoof in them.
Up here you can get lasagne pies. They're great.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:26, Reply)

I've had one of those
They are NOM. I found a pie/pastie shop in Edinburgh once that had about 200 different flavours, though it might have been Guinness "issues"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:28, Reply)

this^
I do remember finding a mate at the counter during a reserves match, casually stirring in 15 spoonfuls of tomato sauce and sugar into his mate's Bovil
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:26, Reply)

Local team here won the best pies award, and very nice they were too

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:29, Reply)

My mate Jim managed to get 2nd degree burns on his hand
by being extremely pissed and attempting to eat a chicken balti pie at the match
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:32, Reply)

My ex-father in law used to put loads of pepper in his bov. Fuck knows why. Think his tastbuds were shot.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:30, Reply)

Fucking Bovril.
Why anybody would want to drink a Cup-A-Gravy is absolutely beyond the limits of my understanding.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:30, Reply)

Northerners innit

( Peej, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:32, Reply)

My ex-girlfriend's little sister was annoying us once in her house so I made her a cup of coffee using bovril
Milk, two sugars
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:33, Reply)

Lol, christ.
I once absent-mindedly made a cup of tea using coffee from the machine by mistake. I ran with it anyway. Don't do that.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:37, Reply)

We also manage to freeze a half-eaten dog biscuit into her cola lollipops she was making

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:40, Reply)

Haha.
I was once bitching about being hungry out on a walk and my nan chucked me a bag and said eat these.

I think I was about half-way through before I said they were a bit tasteless and she told me they were for the dog.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:41, Reply)

On the plus side your hair has never been shinier since?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:44, Reply)

The best description I've heard is 'liquid beef and brown confusion'

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:49, Reply)

Love it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:51, Reply)

I prefer two

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:10, Reply)