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	 What are you getting Frog for his birthday?
	What are you getting Frog for his birthday?
 	Alt: Do you like a lot of fuss over your birthday? Is it still very much your 
special day?
Or are you so old now that you'd prefer no-one mentioned it?
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:25,
	
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latest was 11 years ago)
 
	 I'm getting him another copy of my record because the new one won't be finished in time.
	I'm getting him another copy of my record because the new one won't be finished in time.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:28,
	
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	 yessssss
	yessssss 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:35,
	
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	 Don't get to excited, he will eventually finish it
	Don't get to excited, he will eventually finish it
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:36,
	
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	 No I meant another copy of the old one, I played the other one so much it's worn out !!!
	No I meant another copy of the old one, I played the other one so much it's worn out !!!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:38,
	
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	 Playing Frisbee with it doesn't count
	Playing Frisbee with it doesn't count
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:42,
	
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	 I'm really not sure a pint at some stage in the future I guess.
	I'm really not sure a pint at some stage in the future I guess.
 	I fall into the later category and have been a miserable fucker about my Birthday since I hit my mid thirties
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:30,
	
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	 I will be giving him a bunch of fives.
	I will be giving him a bunch of fives.  
 	Alt:  YES I DO!  IT'S MY SPECIAL WEEK AND I SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO WHATEVER I WANT.  THIS INCLUDES SHITTING WITH THE BOG DOOR OPEN, FARTING IN THE LIVING ROOM AND STANDING UP TO PEE!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:30,
	
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	 Can you not do those all year round??
	Can you not do those all year round??
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:31,
	
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	 A week long celebration?
	A week long celebration?
 	that's some going
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:32,
	
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	 Lol Stunned isn't allowed to wee standing up
	Lol Stunned isn't allowed to wee standing up
 	Is your missus German or summat?
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:32,
	
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	 I don't mind a sit down or 'luxury' piss as I like to call it. I want the choice to be my own though.
	I don't mind a sit down or 'luxury' piss as I like to call it. I want the choice to be my own though. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:34,
	
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	 Oh yeah, sometimes it is necessary, but I feel you never quite get it all out that way
	Oh yeah, sometimes it is necessary, but I feel you never quite get it all out that way
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:54,
	
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	 ^prostate cancer^
	^prostate cancer^
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:56,
	
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	 God really fucked up the design of the male piss tubes didn't he? What a cunt.
	God really fucked up the design of the male piss tubes didn't he? What a cunt.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:58,
	
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	 I like it if I'm not sure if I'm brewing a fart or about to shit myself
	I like it if I'm not sure if I'm brewing a fart or about to shit myself
 	Sit down means not only that I'm safe if it's the latter, but the former is really loud and echoey. So it's a win-win.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:01,
	
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	 Or if you're pissed
	Or if you're pissed
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:03,
	
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	 what... the.......
	what... the.......
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:03,
	
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	 Come on you've met Lighty, one day you may actually be that old
	Come on you've met Lighty, one day you may actually be that old
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:04,
	
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	 i'm meeting mrs lighty soon
	i'm meeting mrs lighty soon
 	this can only end well... mwa ha ha ha ha.........
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:08,
	
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	 Better take a puncture repair kit with you, just in case she goes down on him.
	Better take a puncture repair kit with you, just in case she goes down on him.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:13,
	
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	 Lighty should work in IT
	Lighty should work in IT
 	Not even a Computer would go down on him
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:14,
	
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	 I do
	I do 
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:21,
	
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	 :D
	:D
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:26,
	
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	 It taken ages for Lighty to find find that special someone* don't you go and ruin it for him
 	*well OK just someone then
	It taken ages for Lighty to find find that special someone* don't you go and ruin it for him
 	*well OK just someone then
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:13,
	
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	 My special anyone
	My special anyone
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:21,
	
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	 it's not me
	it's not me
 	it's frog and boyce and stunned...
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:21,
	
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	 I may have reached the age where I need more fibre
	I may have reached the age where I need more fibre
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:21,
	
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	 No a Hotelier
	No a Hotelier
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:34,
	
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	 when is it?
	when is it?
 	It's mine this month too. 
I don't really celebrate much anymore tbh. 33 is a shit age to celebrate.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:31,
	
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	 Thursday. I'm going to be 34 !!!
	Thursday. I'm going to be 34 !!!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:42,
	
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	 Aww have a good one!
	Aww have a good one!
 	You're a whole year older than me!
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:48,
	
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	 But I look younger.
	But I look younger.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:49,
	
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	 + slimmer
	+ slimmer
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:50,
	
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	 well....
	well....
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:50,
	
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	 Errrrrrrmmmm OK you do have more hair than him then?
	Errrrrrrmmmm OK you do have more hair than him then?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:53,
	
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	 Yeah!!!
	Yeah!!!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:55,
	
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	 well yeah
	well yeah
 	bigger head = more hair
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:59,
	
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	 Im not too sure he looks younger either tbh
	Im not too sure he looks younger either tbh
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:08,
	
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	 Stalker
	Stalker
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:12,
	
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	 33 is one of the best ages in the 30's
	33 is one of the best ages in the 30's
 	as you get to say it in a really bad Irish accent
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:30,
	
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	 I take a couple of days off and get wasted. It's tradition.
	I take a couple of days off and get wasted. It's tradition.
 	I don't even buy my twin brother a present so some interweb chubbyfucker ain't getting nowt
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:32,
	
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	 Whoa, there are 2 of you?
	Whoa, there are 2 of you?
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:48,
	
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	 fucking hell
	fucking hell
 	the world just got a little darker
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:49,
	
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	 there are three of us
	there are three of us
 	My baby brother is basically a clone.
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:52,
	
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	 Christ.
	Christ.
 	Your parents must have really fucking hated the world.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:17,
	
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	 I think they just liked fucking.
	I think they just liked fucking.
 	My mum was a proper babe.
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:34,
	
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	 I might get me one of those smart tellys.
	I might get me one of those smart tellys. 
 	Alt: Yes I want lots of attention and stuff because I'm needy and bent. I don't know how I will feel when I'm as old as you.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:32,
	
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	 Just get a chromecast or something. Cheaper than a whole new telly
	Just get a chromecast or something. Cheaper than a whole new telly
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:39,
	
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	 shut up jay we definitely need a new smart 3d one so shut up
	shut up jay we definitely need a new smart 3d one so shut up
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:40,
	
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	 (she's paying)
	(she's paying)
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:49,
	
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	 No such luck
	No such luck
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:50,
	
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	 priorities for the house
	priorities for the house
 	new kitchen
new flooring/carpets
new curtains
new beds
new sofa
new bookshelves
new fitted furniture for the budgie's room
new tv
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:50,
	
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	 Congrats on your new birthday curtains Snake!
	Congrats on your new birthday curtains Snake!
 	
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 Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later
 Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:53,
	
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	 he's getting a second budgie
	he's getting a second budgie
 	limey, to go with lemmy........
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:53,
	
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	 I hope she's sticking to her pink theme
	I hope she's sticking to her pink theme
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:54,
	
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	 the flat isn't pink
	the flat isn't pink
 	just silly accessories, like headphones and radios. the flat is tastefully cream and white (which some people say is "boring").
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:59,
	
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	 You should totes get more pink stuff
	You should totes get more pink stuff
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:02,
	
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	 i did
	i did
 	my aunt trawls yorkshire for pink stuff at christmas. this year, i got:
pink biscuit jar
pink and white kitchen towels
pink mats
last year i got:
pink whisk
pink measuring jug
pink grater
bless her, she tries so so hard.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:03,
	
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	 Haha
	Haha
 	My mother has bought me a few oil paintings over the years, I'm not a massive fan of them but have to put them up whenever she comes to visit.
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:06,
	
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	 my todmorden market special measuring jug cracked when i put boiling water in it...
	my todmorden market special measuring jug cracked when i put boiling water in it...
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:08,
	
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	 Sounds a bit shit
	Sounds a bit shit
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:11,
	
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	 :(
	:(
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:56,
	
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	 why does the telly depend on any of those things?
	why does the telly depend on any of those things?
 	You're just a terrible mum
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:55,
	
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	 because the one we have is absolutely fine
	because the one we have is absolutely fine
 	and doesn't need replacing.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:58,
	
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	 are you a 1950s grandmother?
	are you a 1950s grandmother?
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:35,
	
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	 Yeah but we will actually get the telly as I'm in charge of that.
	Yeah but we will actually get the telly as I'm in charge of that. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:57,
	
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 	the telly some magic beans
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 Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later
 Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:59,
	
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	 tellies are dead cheap these days anyway, you big gay scrooge
	tellies are dead cheap these days anyway, you big gay scrooge
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:52,
	
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	 it's my birthday this week as well
	it's my birthday this week as well
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:35,
	
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	 not even your mum cares
	not even your mum cares
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:36,
	
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	 OUCH
	OUCH
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:37,
	
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	 Any January date past the 9th is for pricks.
	Any January date past the 9th is for pricks. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:36,
	
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	 correct
	correct
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:38,
	
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	 This thread is about popular poster Frog, not you.
	This thread is about popular poster Frog, not you.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:52,
	
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	 Now you've hurt his feelings and he's stopped posting
 	WELL DONE
	Now you've hurt his feelings and he's stopped posting
 	WELL DONE
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:10,
	
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	 Half a tin of quality street and some out of date pate. Oh and some crackers and a bottle of slimline tonic and some cheap Tesco coke that no-one in this house will ever drink
	Half a tin of quality street and some out of date pate. Oh and some crackers and a bottle of slimline tonic and some cheap Tesco coke that no-one in this house will ever drink
 	Does he like Bridget Jones? My cheap Aunt got me a copy from Poundland (the big yellow 'replay guaranteed' sticker was a dead giveaway)
Alt: TOO FUCKING RIGHT I'M A PRINCESS AND I WANT RICHES AND FAWNING AND SHINY THINGS DAMMIT!
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 Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later
 Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:38,
	
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	 I bet you aren't a real princess like what Jason is.
	I bet you aren't a real princess like what Jason is. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:47,
	
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	 Crown it, bitch.
	Crown it, bitch.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:49,
	
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	 lol
	lol
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:50,
	
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	 Headphones: A Buyers guide.
	Headphones: A Buyers guide. 
 	By A. Bollockhead.
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 Muns
 Muns, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:14,
	
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	 Captain Placid likes Pinknoise Testing Headphones Chat
	Captain Placid likes Pinknoise Testing Headphones Chat
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:17,
	
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	 should i buy them, yes or no?
	should i buy them, yes or no?
 	are they pink, yes or no?
there's your only key question.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:17,
	
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	 which one?
	which one?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:19,
	
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	 What about "Do they match my bling bling bowling shoes"?
	What about "Do they match my bling bling bowling shoes"?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:20,
	
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	 i have never gotten fewer than 4 compliments on those shoes every time i have worn them
	i have never gotten fewer than 4 compliments on those shoes every time i have worn them
 	put that in your beige anorak and smoke it
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:22,
	
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	 I could actually wear a beige anorak and make it look cool
	I could actually wear a beige anorak and make it look cool
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:27,
	
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	 ^immune to sarcasm^
	^immune to sarcasm^
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:36,
	
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	 yeah....................... we've all seen the qotw pics of you
	yeah....................... we've all seen the qotw pics of you
 	i'd rather smear bonzo's birthday turd all over myself than wear anything you think looks good
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:47,
	
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	 All the evidence suggests that you're a raging coprophiliac.
	All the evidence suggests that you're a raging coprophiliac.
 	
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 Muns
 Muns, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:49,
	
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	 Urban myth, more's the pity.
	Urban myth, more's the pity. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:51,
	
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	 The simple solution here is
	The simple solution here is
 	Get some tips from OMR then when my special prezzie arrive simply keep that one for yourself and swap out one of your own for swipey, after all she has written that she would prefer that
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:53,
	
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	 not gonna do that but thanks for your gift m8
	not gonna do that but thanks for your gift m8
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:56,
	
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	 I think she's just afraid of what you'd think.
	I think she's just afraid of what you'd think. 
 	Buy her a glass coffee table and let nature take its course.
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 Muns
 Muns, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:57,
	
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	 Got one, I lie under it every day but still nothing.
	Got one, I lie under it every day but still nothing.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 16:00,
	
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	 even if i were
	even if i were
 	it would be a better look than a grey beard in a cagoule. fact.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:51,
	
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	 I don't have a grey beard or own a single kagoul
	I don't have a grey beard or own a single kagoul
 	Are you going into one of those tragic fantasy whimper phases again, pet?
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:55,
	
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	 probably a cute little jumper
	probably a cute little jumper
 	
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 $$ ✅
 $$ ✅, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:32,
	
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	 i fucking love a new jumper, me
	i fucking love a new jumper, me
 	cheers
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:32,
	
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	 I am going to post him a special turd I am brewing it at the moment
	I am going to post him a special turd I am brewing it at the moment
 	Alt: Just have a few drinks and chill out, I do always take the day off work though
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:45,
	
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	 I have never worked on my birthday.
	I have never worked on my birthday.
 	The one time it looked as though I was going to have to work the shift from hell on a birthday I walked out of the job the day before.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:48,
	
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	 I just book the day off
	I just book the day off
 	seems easier than quitting a job
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:53,
	
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	 Now he tells me
	Now he tells me
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:54,
	
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	 Hindsight is always easy
	Hindsight is always easy
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:56,
	
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	 YM is always easy.
	YM is always easy.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:57,
	
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	 Alright Ched calm down
	Alright Ched calm down
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 16:00,
	
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	 That's what YM said.
	That's what YM said.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 16:04,
	
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	 I though she said "Oi, I almost dropped a chip then"
	I though she said "Oi, I almost dropped a chip then"
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 16:18,
	
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	 + is it in yet?
	+ is it in yet?
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 16:54,
	
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	 Hi-de-ho!
	Hi-de-ho!  
 	Mr Hanky etc......
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:49,
	
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	 *addstoalreadyscatologicalpost*
	*addstoalreadyscatologicalpost*
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:51,
	
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	 I'd get him a kebab.
	I'd get him a kebab.
 	And I would let him choose what salad he had with it.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 16:11,
	
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	 it's important to have the right selection of vegetables to throw into the gutter
	it's important to have the right selection of vegetables to throw into the gutter
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 16:14,
	
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	 +up
	+up 
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 16:15,
	
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	 I always eat my kebab salad.
	I always eat my kebab salad.
 	This guy eats the packaging.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkCfxmZ6jv8
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 16:46,
	
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	 that first line is DEFFO gay slang
	that first line is DEFFO gay slang
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 16:52,
	
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	 Surely it would be more fitting to a heterosexual?
	Surely it would be more fitting to a heterosexual?
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 16:53,
	
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	 the second line is more your style
	the second line is more your style
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 16:55,
	
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	 I've got him 3 wishes.
	I've got him 3 wishes.
 	Alt: I like it to be marked with the respect it deserves.
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Jan 2015, 16:52,
	
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	 we saw a bent little dog yesterday
	we saw a bent little dog yesterday
 	and both of us said, "it's a windy pig dog!"
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 16:59,
	
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	 well, I'm just glad to be in your thoughts.
	well, I'm just glad to be in your thoughts.
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Jan 2015, 17:00,
	
Reply)
 
	 
	 
 	oughts ighs
Ewwwwwwwww
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 17:03,
	
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	 i can't get meaty to talk about anything else.
	i can't get meaty to talk about anything else. 
 	i want this one(the black and white scruff, not the terrible poodle).
www.thinkbox.tv/harvey-and-harmony/
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 17:06,
	
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	 Them Harvey adds are great
	Them Harvey adds are great
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 17:16,
	
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	 I thought most of em had gay dogs
	I thought most of em had gay dogs
 	B3th and Sporters included
	(
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 17:02,
	
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	 I've got a black pussy
	I've got a black pussy
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 17:04,
	
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	 So did Stunned once
	So did Stunned once
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 17:04,
	
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	 I've made a bit too much spag bol, he can have some of that.
	I've made a bit too much spag bol, he can have some of that. 
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 16:56,
	
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	 HI CHOMPY
	HI CHOMPY
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 17:05,
	
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	 alright
	alright
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 17:12,
	
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	 Sound as a pound Chompster, how was your Christmas?
	Sound as a pound Chompster, how was your Christmas?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 17:12,
	
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	 It was ok thanks, food was good, not too bothered about the rest of the razzmataz
	It was ok thanks, food was good, not too bothered about the rest of the razzmataz
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 17:13,
	
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	 Well I'm glad you're back on board
	Well I'm glad you're back on board
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 17:14,
	
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	 You're not the only one.
	You're not the only one.
 	not
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 17:18,
	
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	 40 Tears
	40 Tears
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 17:22,
	
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	 HE'S ALREADY HAD TOO MANY OF YOUR LEFTOVERS IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN AND I THINK YOU DO OH LOOK CAPSLOCKLOL
	HE'S ALREADY HAD TOO MANY OF YOUR LEFTOVERS IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN AND I THINK YOU DO OH LOOK CAPSLOCKLOL
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 17:10,
	
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	 haha
	haha
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 17:11,
	
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	 I hope the populol page doesn't fill up with references to this unseemly bit of internet history
	I hope the populol page doesn't fill up with references to this unseemly bit of internet history
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 17:16,
	
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	 I'll make threatening phonecalls to his workplace, that's always a nice surprise.
	I'll make threatening phonecalls to his workplace, that's always a nice surprise.
 	
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Mr Udagawa, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 17:14,
	
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	 I bet you can clamp the phone on one side of your face really easily so you can have one hand for dailing and the other for...............
	I bet you can clamp the phone on one side of your face really easily so you can have one hand for dailing and the other for...............
 	......Whoops my bad
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 17:18,
	
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