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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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morning

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 8:02, 175 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
yer

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 8:16, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 8:19, Reply)
hahahahaha yeah

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 8:26, Reply)
cheese is great

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 8:37, Reply)
Did you grate all of it?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 8:40, Reply)
I like cheese.
And breasts.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 8:40, Reply)
your mum has cheesy tits

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 8:45, Reply)
Why is it that I was the only one who didn't drink last night
And yet I feel like I have the worst hangover out of anyone? Gah.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 8:53, Reply)
because you're a podgy fatto

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 8:55, Reply)
psyche!

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 8:56, Reply)
go and shove some more metal in your face
it's working well for you thus far
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:05, Reply)
sounding quite bitter there, Gillian

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:13, Reply)
no, just bored of your schtick, tim

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:15, Reply)
At a guess a sedantry lifestyle and reliance on trans and saturated fats, porky

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 8:56, Reply)
Andrew MARR
FAST etc etc.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 8:57, Reply)
ha ha because he had a stroke too !!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:22, Reply)

don't reeeeally fancy health advice from you. but ta for trying.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:02, Reply)
It was an observation dunce

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:19, Reply)
oh right
then thanks FRIEND
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:28, Reply)
It's nice to see that his brush with death has mellowed him.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:13, Reply)
i blame manimal

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:07, Reply)
i blame the fact that i am sifting through plans of drains

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:09, Reply)
plumbing yessssssss

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:10, Reply)
tsk ... and some people have the audacity to suggest that you have a really shitdull clerical job

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:16, Reply)
well, only people who don't understand it

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:17, Reply)
shit yeah ... it's been a lifelong ambition to learn about plumbing regulations

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:28, Reply)
keep trying
you might get off your industrial estate one day
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:29, Reply)
bless

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:52, Reply)
If it helps I'm fairly hungover
and sleep deprived.

I'm rectifying this with a big greasy sausage and egg bap.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:09, Reply)
so i take you out for healthy tasty food last night
and you follow it with sausage and egg baps?

i see.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:11, Reply)
I thank you for the healthy food
as that allows me to eat like a pig today.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:14, Reply)
you can keep your blackened cod and rare beef steak and ribs
it was all about the butter roasted oyster mushrooms
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:17, Reply)
Nope. it was defo the ribs

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:19, Reply)
even monty agreed on the mushrooms
i think i've recruited another veggie!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:29, Reply)
come on ... you're deffo jealous of mushrooms on toast
that's some sophisticated cuisine that you simply can't knock up for breakfast while still wankered from the night before
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:30, Reply)
well, you couldn't manage them on bread in your pizza oven
without making it look like katie price's fifth abortion
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:01, Reply)
one more for the full house

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:02, Reply)
have you bought a hairbrush yet?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:06, Reply)
my hair is at most half an inch long
stick to the dreary admin, pet
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:21, Reply)
not for your hair, you utter bellend

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:56, Reply)
why else would I want a hairbrush, you grumpy old granny
My beard is barely an eighth of an inch
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:18, Reply)
g a y

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:04, Reply)
is this a crossword clue?
I'm going to say "gracy" or "gravy"
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:17, Reply)
Could be "geary"

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:20, Reply)
I'm going with 'Glavya'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:24, Reply)
duncan dares

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:24, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:27, Reply)
he's having a tremendous wank

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:29, Reply)
Hahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:31, Reply)
what the fuck

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:31, Reply)
Flash Gordon innit

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:10, Reply)
duncan bares. the less popular zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:29, Reply)
fewer

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:29, Reply)
Good morning.
After another episode of Sons Of Anarchy last night, I have concluded that it is as shit as I thought, and shall not be watching it further.

There isn't enough originality or creativity to cover the obviousness of its being put together by accountants using focus group observations.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:35, Reply)
focus
vagabond-san.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:52, Reply)
marilyn mansion is in it right?
He's a grade A fucking knob
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:03, Reply)
He's so edgy and dark and challenging and counter-culture.
His stuff really makes you think.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:17, Reply)
Sounds just like your bent 'dark graphic novels'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:39, Reply)
I don't think he's in that.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:39, Reply)
I have just finished eating a tub of chilli toasted seeds
and I think the last bite was just pure chilli powder and dried seeds, I have started to sweat quite a bit
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:53, Reply)
You do know that stuff is meant for feeding birds and discouraging squirrels, right?
You're not meant to eat it yourself. Did you have pedigree chum fritters for breakfast?
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:58, Reply)
Dont be disgusting
I had a nice bowl of Bonio's with just a dash of milk
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:00, Reply)
winalot used to be quite nice

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:02, Reply)
To keep your teeth clean and your coat glossy?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:03, Reply)
Darn tooting
also saves having to brush in the morning so time for an extra tab
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:04, Reply)
"dale steaks"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:00, Reply)
Have you tried them wasabi peas that they have now?
They're great, but if you shovel too many in your gob at once you feel like you've been punched in the face.

Now i've got some srirachia in I might to breadead chilli cauliflower.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:02, Reply)
yep I have that Tshirt

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:04, Reply)
good morning team.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:02, Reply)
and verily good morrow to you, Piggers. you perfumed ponce.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:04, Reply)
how's it going big fella?
This new jobs a bit of a doss, spent most of my morning sitting on the roof drinking coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:08, Reply)
That sounds sweet.
I could do with a couple of hours of roof tea right about now, funk soul brother.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:13, Reply)
do it, you're an important man, just book a meeting up on the roof,
I'm sure the catering girl can bring the tea up.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:18, Reply)

r
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:20, Reply)
shut your dirty whore mouth you slag

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:07, Reply)
well, if you insist

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:08, Reply)
lol you just got trolled I didn't really mean it ha ha gutted loser

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:09, Reply)
that's it. I'm leaving forever.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:10, Reply)
better luck next time loooser

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:12, Reply)
how was your birthday?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:13, Reply)
Once work was over it was super duper thanks. I ate some food and had beer served like it was champagne....
Can you imagine????!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:16, Reply)
What - in poncy little flutes that wouldn't get a fly drunk?
Woofter.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:18, Reply)
Good night last night?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:12, Reply)
Yeah it was wicked apart from the somewhat mediocre company. Glad I took today off.
The black cod was a revelation!!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:14, Reply)

revelation fish
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:15, Reply)
hello ginger pig

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:07, Reply)
hullo

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:08, Reply)
Bonjour le class

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:08, Reply)
bonz. you're a handsome fellow

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:09, Reply)
Is this grooming
I think it might be
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:20, Reply)

I think it might be or is it dancer
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:34, Reply)
Good morning!
My fence has fallen down
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:11, Reply)
go and take a shit on next doors lawn

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:12, Reply)
Its my front fence
I might poo on next doors drive
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:13, Reply)
poo on everything.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:13, Reply)
This is my New Years resolution

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:14, Reply)
then fling it up their windows.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:14, Reply)
I flung it up YM last night

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:15, Reply)
my dead mum?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:15, Reply)
The depressing My Two Dads follow up etc

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:17, Reply)
Yes
Her
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:19, Reply)
Well less threw
more poked up with a rusty pipe
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:21, Reply)
I don't know what to have for lunch today

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:19, Reply)
I have celery and (tim) stilton soup

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:20, Reply)
I might have a pub lunch today. On my own.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:22, Reply)
live wasps

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:22, Reply)
shower gel on Ritz crackers

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:23, Reply)
that green stuff that grows on sloths

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:23, Reply)
Mr Motivator

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:24, Reply)
A vague feeling of ennui.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:27, Reply)
The irish singer?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:28, Reply)
I thought it was the Nintendo game system

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:30, Reply)
Super!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:31, Reply)
Morning
I am in the office this morning - this is not a good thing.
I had a massive greasy sausage and bacon sandwich from the butty wagon - this is a good thing
I have a huge quote to finish before 1:00 - this is not a good thing
I will leave at 1:00 to go to the boozer - this is a good thing

On balance, today will be quite good.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:22, Reply)
Any of you eaten in MEATliquor?
One opening down here soon and I was wondering if it was any good or if it is one of those food-for-hipsters haunts.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:37, Reply)
Me too
Good but not amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:41, Reply)
It's no 'Boxtrolls'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:42, Reply)
Morning Captain Haddock

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:58, Reply)
I had "The Dead Hippie" and a "Lagerita"
The burger was nice, the drink was disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:44, Reply)
I think I'll go to Burger King instead.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:49, Reply)
You have my full support

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:58, Reply)
I quite like their burgers but there's better for less about.
Milkshakes with booze in are the best milkshakes, though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:57, Reply)
I want to try these boozeshakes.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:59, Reply)
they have them at the all stars bowling
i offered to get you one. you said no.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:59, Reply)
Tut what a prick eh readers

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:04, Reply)
Would have put me off my game.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:04, Reply)
NEW THREAD

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:27, Reply)

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