Do we still do lunch threads?
I'm having cheese on toast with hot sauce.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:09, 105 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I like cheese.

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:11, Reply)

This was cathedral city cheddar, bog standard.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:12, Reply)

I had parsnip & chive soup with a freshly-baked roll.
It were well nice.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:12, Reply)

Not a fan of parsnip soup, unless it's heavily spiced.
You lose todays lunch off.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 14:03, Reply)

FRESHLY BAKED ROLL, you dick.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 14:18, Reply)

A Ginsters Buffet Bar

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:16, Reply)

baggenfock has sex with young children

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:20, Reply)

+ And calls it a "ginsters buffet"

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:30, Reply)

A sex with young children bar?
for lunch?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:34, Reply)

you disgust me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:35, Reply)

you inspire me

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:37, Reply)

I can just see you now, hunched over your laptop in the cold grey light of your study, the only illumination in that dank and muddied room the bleak and wilting light of your laptop, Tor browser running as you feel the last few drops of despairing semen drip from your flaccid penis as the masked man on the laptop screen removes his engorged cock from the twitching anus of the seven year old boy.

The boy gasps and sobs as the solitary camera pans up to reveal the gaunt and pallid features of popular b3ta sockpuppet 'baggenfock', CEOP closing in as he considers the quickest way to suicide when they eventually come knocking.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:41, Reply)

This gets better each time

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:46, Reply)

I certainly think so.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:50, Reply)

Presumably to ensure you get your 5 a day.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:35, Reply)

Ham and cheese omelette.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:21, Reply)

A good omelette is a great lunch, a bad one is inedible.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:22, Reply)

It was pretty good.
I didn't make it but the spick lad in the cafe is a dab hand.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:24, Reply)

nomelette

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:22, Reply)

A chicken, spinach and hummous sandwich
Quite nice, ACKSHULLY
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:24, Reply)

I don't understand hummous.
It appears to be pink nastiness.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:28, Reply)

If its pink, it ent hummous

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:29, Reply)

pink?
Are you thinking of tarama salata or are you blind?
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:30, Reply)

Oh yeah.
Same thing, mind.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:42, Reply)

oh
kay
( Peej, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:43, Reply)

Peter's school teachers were always so disappointed with him.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:44, Reply)

Vernon went to school up the road from me
To my shame I never duffed him up at playtime
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:48, Reply)

I thought I loved you.
Now this.

You're dead to me.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:49, Reply)

in my defence, I couldn't just bully all the kids from every local school on the off chance they grew up to be quite annoying gurning celebrities

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:53, Reply)

Laziness.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 14:03, Reply)

you doofus

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:46, Reply)

^ lol pound shop hummous

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:35, Reply)

Pink?
Are you thinking of that singer?
( Peej, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:41, Reply)

Cake

( Peej, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:36, Reply)

^^a lie

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:38, Reply)

on the blob?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:40, Reply)

Nah, just massively fat

( Peej, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:41, Reply)

How come every time I turn up
somoene's talking about fatties?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:42, Reply)

Ah! Hello fellow fattie!
Do you bother to slice the cake or are you like me and just eat it whole?
( Peej, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:43, Reply)

Surprisingly
I'm not really a fan of cake.

Except xmas cake. That's nice.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:45, Reply)

with cheese

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:50, Reply)

and port

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:53, Reply)

How terribly northern.
You only have cheese with fruit cake when there's no icing, though, right?

And to be fair, I don't eat cheese either. It really doesn't like me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:53, Reply)

Fuck that shit, yo
icing or no icing, dunt matter
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:57, Reply)

So how did you end up so fat?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:57, Reply)

Something something your mum
something something biscuit
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Jan 2015, 14:00, Reply)

This lacks credibility
My mum has always been very restrictive when it comes to biscuit distribution.
In fact I doubt she even has any in the house.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 14:04, Reply)

Not after I've been round, certainly.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Jan 2015, 14:05, Reply)

*Something about you being round*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 14:07, Reply)

We had some more of last night's pulled pork.
I believe convention dictates that it was 'nommy'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:41, Reply)

hurr hurr hurr euphemisms

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:46, Reply)

*gives one*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:50, Reply)

I spent my lunch break sorting out car insurance :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:49, Reply)

How confusing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:50, Reply)

It's fucking shit, is what it is.
It's almost enough to make you want to pay the ridiculous sum your current insurers quote to renew your existing policy.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:52, Reply)

Car insurance is for women, queers and old people.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:54, Reply)

Paedophilia and now uninsured driving
You're a fucking animal!
( Muns, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 14:11, Reply)

took me about three minutes
are you rubbish at clicking buttons?
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:54, Reply)

Clearly.
They ask too many questions.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:56, Reply)

You spent 20 mins agonising over which stuffed meerkat toy you wanted.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:58, Reply)

Have you ever been a member of the communist party?
Daddy or chips?
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 14:00, Reply)

I'd at least have some idea how answer those questions
Who really gives a shit how many miles they do in a year and all the other boring things they want to know?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 14:02, Reply)

insurance chat!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 14:06, Reply)

Shut up.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 14:06, Reply)

Just put 10,000.
If they ask questions say you thought it was an order of magnitude type thing.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 14:21, Reply)

I've never been able to beat my renewal quote with Admiral.
Aviva took the piss when it came to renewing however.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 14:20, Reply)

Aviva price out younger drivers on purpose.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 14:31, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2444138
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 14:32, Reply)

So why did they give me a cheap deal the year before?
I think I was 24/5 at that point, so not straight behind the wheel.

I'd had 2 years no-claims before but it had lapsed by like 2 months.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 14:42, Reply)

Your last sentence

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 14:53, Reply)

Sausage casserole that I slow cooked yesterdy
Thank you.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 14:02, Reply)

lol

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 14:02, Reply)

ham salad on a ciabatta
with jalapenos for a bit of a zing.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 14:05, Reply)

I had pastrami, lettuce, pickles and American mustard, in a nice crusty roll.
Jalapeños would have made it perfect
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 12 Jan 2015, 14:22, Reply)

pickled jalapenos

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 14:25, Reply)

you're a very dull man.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 12 Jan 2015, 14:21, Reply)

YOUN

( Peej, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 14:21, Reply)

he even manages to outdull me
One of his meagre few life achievements.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 14:36, Reply)

lesser

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 14:41, Reply)

Dont kid yourself
Soz
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 14:49, Reply)

:(

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 14:47, Reply)

My car insurance is roast butternut squash

( Peej, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 14:24, Reply)

Calm down, little Oleg.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 14:25, Reply)

I picked the safari oleg!

( Peej, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 14:28, Reply)

+l

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 14:54, Reply)

I thought you were leaving forever?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 14:33, Reply)

When did I say that?

( Peej, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 15:00, Reply)

Not here, the other internet.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 15:02, Reply)

Oh yeh that.
Mate just asked me to be his best man so I have had to reactivate in order to compile a list of people I may not know that he would want on the stag do so I can keep it a surprise. I will be off again as soon as possible.
( Peej, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 15:05, Reply)

Fucking stalker!

( Peej, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 15:05, Reply)

? is this somekind of FB thing?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 15:06, Reply)

Which hot sauce? this is quite important.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 14:48, Reply)

YM's

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 14:49, Reply)

Siriracha extra hot.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 14:49, Reply)

I don't think I know that one.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 14:51, Reply)

it's the iPhone version of sriracha

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 14:52, Reply)

So a really good bottle, but bleeds you dry each time you try to use it
and only lets you use it on a food range that they own?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 14:54, Reply)

Purple budgie pate on toast

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 14:52, Reply)