Gary Cranley thread

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 8:10, 119 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

he and I had a couple drinks one afternoon.
He was rude about my dog.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Jan 2015, 8:13, Reply)

I reckon I'd probably be rude about your dog if we met for a couple of drinks and all

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 8:29, Reply)

I thought you loved all animals?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Jan 2015, 8:51, Reply)

What gave you that impression?
I don't even like to eat them.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 8:53, Reply)

It is quite a gay dog though.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:23, Reply)

true

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:31, Reply)

it's not very (full)

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 8:18, Reply)

I might leave this thread up for a (full) morning yeah

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 8:20, Reply)

Imma gonna txt swipe and get her to bully you into deleting it NOW.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 8:29, Reply)

So last year.
I think we need a new online breakdown for 2015.
Any takers?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 8:33, Reply)

more a giver

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 8:44, Reply)

I reckon dbt or Bags

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Jan 2015, 8:52, Reply)

Baggy seems to have been in the early stages for weeks
I wish he'd get a wiggle on.
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 8:54, Reply)

As a fully qulaified internet psychologist I've deduced that he doesn't like himself at all. He needs tea and huggles.

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 8:50, Reply)

and nyommy cayke?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 8:52, Reply)

perhaps greater (full) access to his child.

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 8:57, Reply)

he is romantically and sexually attracted to members of the same sex or gender

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 8:54, Reply)

So what are we supposed to talk about here?

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 8:59, Reply)

Just use the secret crode m8

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:10, Reply)

I'm still not convinced he's not your sock puppet
You're like online twins
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:05, Reply)

I met him once for a few afternoon drinks
He was as short as they say.
( Peej, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:05, Reply)

When he and gonz were both coming to a lolbash after an online spat
Lighty wore a "ban midget on midget crime" t shirt.

it remains the only wakki thing I've ever seen at a bash.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:06, Reply)

Apart from tangles' face, but I missed that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:07, Reply)

Nah that was Jeffstock, which Gonz was never going to.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:25, Reply)

It all seems so long ago now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:27, Reply)

oh i thought he was meant to
my bad
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:27, Reply)

And you gave me a large oblong of firm pink meat.



Hogs pudding.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:23, Reply)

With this level of bullying you could all drive him into a full-on Bertdown in a couple of days
I can't wait that long - step it up a bit so he goes batshit by lunchtime
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:08, Reply)

Morning team

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:15, Reply)

AT LAST!

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:18, Reply)

Sorry, I was making a coffee

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:19, Reply)

we should disagree vehemently about the best way to make coffee for a bit

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:23, Reply)

Mellow Birds is the best one.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:25, Reply)

racist

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:27, Reply)

OK
I use a cafetiere
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:25, Reply)

jura or gtfo

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:28, Reply)

Bit early for whiskey innit??
*makes drinky hand gesture*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:29, Reply)

peasant

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:33, Reply)

Bonjour Le Class

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:19, Reply)

Bollocks
I tried to sneak a photo of MASSIVE EVIL KRONEY this morning but it didn't come out
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:20, Reply)

Surely all the entertainment value of this forum has been wrung dry by now? It's boring

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:20, Reply)

tggi ^

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:20, Reply)

Surely all the entertainment value of saying tggi has been wrung dry by now? It's boring.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:22, Reply)

I think SOMEONE was spurned by the budgie last night

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:22, Reply)

Surely all the entertainment value of saying "Surely all the entertainment value of saying" has been wrung dry by now. It's boring.

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:23, Reply)

Surely all the entertainment value of saying Surely all the entertainment value of saying "Surely all the entertainment value of saying" has been wrung dry by now. It's boring has been wrung dry by now? It's boring

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:24, Reply)

we need to go beefer

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:47, Reply)

I'm flattered.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:22, Reply)

alright Batso

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:23, Reply)

Alright tangles.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:24, Reply)

Have you managed to find some gainful employment yet?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:28, Reply)

I haven't

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:29, Reply)

Only a bit of part time work. Fucking bored.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:31, Reply)

Why?

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:23, Reply)

^tggi

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:24, Reply)

Alright Rory. How's the wheelchair?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:24, Reply)

it's got spokies and go faster stripes and its really cool

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:25, Reply)

Low profile tyres? Air suspension?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:26, Reply)

stunned and possibly others know

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:28, Reply)

and by that I mean uses masturbation frequently

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:25, Reply)

fl b
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:24, Reply)

Very good

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:26, Reply)

r n
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:27, Reply)

fl b ed berg
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:31, Reply)

Well that just takes the cake

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:33, Reply)

is this your triumphant return?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:34, Reply)

He never actually went away

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:35, Reply)

did he ever really exist?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:40, Reply)

I don't really believe that any of you exist

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:41, Reply)

tangledupinmeta

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:42, Reply)

Italian hip hop is the way forward
just throwing that out there
kthxbai
( $$ ✅, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:45, Reply)

Well at least throw a link out with it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:47, Reply)

it doesn't exist

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:47, Reply)

YET

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:48, Reply)

I've already changed my mind, but here's a link
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke4M5KhzAYE
( $$ ✅, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:53, Reply)

cheers

( $$ ✅, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:53, Reply)

cheers

( $$ ✅, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:53, Reply)

double cheers
fuckin' wizard right here
( $$ ✅, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:54, Reply)

evviva

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:58, Reply)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:56, Reply)

DON'T BE ELLIS

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:58, Reply)

I've just noticed that all the guys here go to first break at 5 to 10 as the workshop clock is fast,
And then go back to work on the break room clock that is 5 minutes slow. So a 15 minute break is 25 minutes. They're genius.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Jan 2015, 10:09, Reply)

Timed breaks?
How quaint
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 10:44, Reply)

Morning, Dozo.
Watched an interesting - if lightweight - doco last night on HMP Holloway.

They were suggesting treating women prisoners different from male prisoners! The rampant sexism was being spouted and justified by all sorts of lefties, many of whom were obviously vegetarians, and some I suspect with homosexual tendencies.

Oswald Mosley lived there with his Doris (herself a lag) for a bit, and they had the other prisoners wait on them. Churchill himself sanctioned it, so at least he got that right.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 10:09, Reply)

any justification for treating the women differently?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Jan 2015, 10:18, Reply)

They don't have the added risk of a sausaging, should they drop the soap in the shower.
That suggests to me that they need harsher treatment if anything.
( Muns, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 10:22, Reply)

"Justification"
Apparently they act different to men or summat. Most women are in prison for supporting criminal men.

It was actually very interesting - women are more likely to express anger internally as self harm as opposed to men, who express it externally as violence against others. Women are statistically far more law-abiding than men (see earlier that generally they're in prison because they were supporting/covering for a criminal man).

The bit where they do go bad is drug addiction and alcohol abuse - their primary carer/maternal instincts completely break down with those.

They're also far more likely to enter into homosexual relations in prison, which was nice to hear (assuming they're fit, obviously).
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 10:23, Reply)

Smuggling in a strap on in a cake might be awkward.

( Muns, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 10:24, Reply)

If only women had a portable carry socket
that could hide a strap on perfectly
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 10:26, Reply)

I like to think that, if given the chance, they'd keep a dremel up there so that they could try and escape.

( Muns, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 10:29, Reply)