what's your favourite mcbeef thread?
I like the ones where gonz gets involved in a comedy misunderstanding and somebody gets upset about sneakers
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 10:22, 97 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I like brie melted and browned on to a crusty french stick
I'm not here though so just ignore me. Though I can't help notice that this place is dead on its arse. Perhaps someone should post some links to a crowdfunder page.
( Peej, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 10:44, Reply)

^wronger than gonz^

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 10:45, Reply)

please do

( Glovington, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 10:50, Reply)

brie is not a good cheese

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:00, Reply)

I like stinky stinky brie.
That Pie-de-anglous one is the best.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:02, Reply)

I like stinky cheese in general. Massive fan of Pont l'evec

( Glovington, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:05, Reply)

I can't remember if i've had that one, but i'll keep an eye out.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:24, Reply)

It's popular in france...kind of smells like rotting flesh

( Glovington, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 12:18, Reply)

The cheese or France?

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 12:35, Reply)

Bit of both

( Glovington, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 12:57, Reply)

pié d'angloys isn't brie
it's an excellent semi-stinky soft cheese though
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:05, Reply)

Aye, yup, I love all semi-stinky soft cheeses.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:23, Reply)

I've said it before, but it bears repeating. I love a bit of Livarot.
Although that is probably a bit more than semi-stinky.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:28, Reply)

who am I to diss a brie?

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:03, Reply)

oh bill
:(
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:04, Reply)

I feel I've let everybody down :(

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:05, Reply)

I liked the chipolatagate spat with Gary 'Graeme' Cranley

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 10:50, Reply)

I would like to know more of this online breakdown.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 12:23, Reply)

Something really annoying has happened at work.
I've done one of the most impressive things i've done in my career, it's really cool, i've created like a little Google Analytics for all the [locations/staff/services] we reply. You can build up a comparision of all of them, like

- "How many [leads/money/bookings] did [staff/location/service/customer] between [date] and [date]"
- "How many [leads/money/bookings] did [location] have for [service] in total"
- "How many [leads/money/bookings] did [staff/location/service/customer [A/B/C]] have"
- Choose to split the data into Daily/Weekly/Quaterly/Yearly"

And then you can pick how you want that to be displayed, as in, a Area/Bar/Pie/Table/Line graphs.

And you can then resize them into a grid and row system, so you can put three side by side in one row and name that set something like "[Staff Name A]" and douplicate that with "[Staff Name B]".

And then you can save the report to re-open it to edit it.

...... but Nobody but where I work will see it, and I want to show it off =(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 10:59, Reply)

are they all blind
or do they just find the idea of spreadsheets and databases unutterably dull and wish the new IT boy would go away and leave them alone
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:07, Reply)

+ and stop leaving the toilet in a mess

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:15, Reply)

he wrote that entire Google thing while messing up the work toilets

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:17, Reply)

Brb...just gotta brownload some figures...

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:36, Reply)

Nah', I just can't show it off because it's got all sensitive data.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:22, Reply)

If only there was a Nobel prize for dull IT solutions

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:23, Reply)

there probably is
It'll be held in a Travelodge in Basingstoke or Milton Keynes. With a James Bond theme.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:25, Reply)

THERE IS?
WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:32, Reply)

oh man
too dull for an IT awards ceremony

This has redefined 'gutted'
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:35, Reply)

GUI-tted
sorry
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:36, Reply)

I've been BMPed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:38, Reply)

I can't think of a single good one.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 10:59, Reply)

the one with the hoover snout in the baysh in the smoke with that becky fella or summat

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:02, Reply)

I like the ones where we talk about music that no one else cares about, then everyone gets bored and goes away again and then we all have some hunny the end.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:18, Reply)

needs more bommyknocker
Live at the Dublin Castle
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:21, Reply)

anybody got any new sneakers recently?
or have any strong opinions on whether it's acceptable to wear shoes that are nominally for sport in a non-sporting context?
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:28, Reply)

Right, that's it, I'm leaving.
I hope you're happy now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:29, Reply)

I'm DELIGHTED

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:31, Reply)

You horrid troll

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:33, Reply)

I'm no boxtrolls.

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 12:04, Reply)

Don't forget to turn in your ballon hat and etchy sketch

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:31, Reply)

I've noticed that some celebrities wear a suit, or at least chinos and a blazer, with trainers
disgusting
( $$ ✅, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:47, Reply)

those rascals!

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 12:29, Reply)

most celebs have no class

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 12:31, Reply)

apart from that nice James Blunt chap
he's dreamy AND posh
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 12:36, Reply)

I heard he 'wins twitter' or something

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 12:45, Reply)

He has a team of writers intent on boosting his popularity with "zany comebacks"
that mostly consist of tired your mum jokes
( Glovington, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 13:31, Reply)

I got some really nice ones in cyprus, they were 25ytl (about £8), but they look good.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 12:17, Reply)

they'd be much nicer if you'd paid £150 for them

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 12:34, Reply)

Nike Dunk high tops. classic footwear

( Glovington, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 12:21, Reply)

I really like that film

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:28, Reply)

What do the panel think of lolwakic Paul Foot?
I rather like him:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONG1obhsYzM
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 12:36, Reply)

you would.
You're an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 12:36, Reply)

he's an acceptable Russell Brand
on account of being (a) genuinely clever and (b) actually funny
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 12:38, Reply)

Never heard of him

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 12:42, Reply)

He's ok. I like his observational stuff.
That hair though :(
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 12:49, Reply)

I like the hair
It's genuine asylum hair rather than the "lolwacki but I still want to look attractive" cop-out worn by Brand and Noel Fielding
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 12:54, Reply)

Fielding looks like a peanut

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 12:57, Reply)

yeah but the man's a genius.
He's like the Mozart of surreal comedy. I won't have a bad word said against him.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 13:03, Reply)

It won't play. I need to update my browser but can't be bothered to restart my computer.
Sorry.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 12:56, Reply)

Going to see him at the weekend I think
some comedy night, pretty certain he's on the bill.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 13:19, Reply)

Dunlop Green Flash are classic sneaks

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 12:36, Reply)

they're ugly and shit and so are you

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 12:38, Reply)

so's yer wife

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 12:42, Reply)

outside now!

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 12:47, Reply)

square fuckin go

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 12:48, Reply)

bit nippy ... might just stroll to Afternoon Tease and have some coffee and cake instead ... want owt?

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 12:52, Reply)

aye, eight cans ay the purple tin

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 12:57, Reply)

Classy as fuck.

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 13:13, Reply)