What's the worst thing you've ever eaten?
Alt: what's the band you've seen most?
Alt Gr: what's your favourite lie?
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 13:52, 95 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

PC's cock doesn't count
I had gristle stew in some nowhere town in Czechoslovakia when it was still Czechoslovakia. Boke.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 13:54, Reply)

Chicken organs in hot water with a sprinkling of unidentifiable "spices", courtesy of Romania.

( Kroney, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 13:58, Reply)

delete this please

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 13:57, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2344118
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 13:57, Reply)

They sell that as cat treats in my local pet shop.
I got some for my cats once and they wouldn't touch the stuff.
( .Yeti., Wed 11 Feb 2015, 14:00, Reply)

Alt Gr: *makes awful drunk ranty posts about everybody else's car*
*gets it pointed out to him that his own car isn't all that great, actually*

*sausages*

*flounce*

*occasional return to drunkenly say "NO YOUN CARS ACTUALLY*

*deletes this, please*
( Kroney, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 13:57, Reply)

Oh man, I missed a car chat!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 14:02, Reply)

I had sour flour and boiled egg soup in Warsaw last summer.
That was ... memorable.

Alt: probably New Model Army or Oysterband.

Altalt: I enjoy lying for the sheer joy of it. When I was sub-editing a travel mag, I was exchanging such with my mate by email, and managed to get his "36 has been scientifically proven to be the most arousing number in China" through, which I was quite pleased with.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 13:58, Reply)

Pointless lies are the best lies.
I have a mate who regularly invents his life story when he meets new people but always a story that's slightly duller than the truth. He's never an astronaut or a football star ... he's usually a dreary professional like an actuary or a lawyer.

He sounds like a massive prick now that I've written that down.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 14:04, Reply)

I dunno - I quite like that.
I like trying to engage newbies about trips to the cobbler.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 14:10, Reply)

Fried chicken cartilage in Beijing
Alt: Laggy
Alt Gr: the lie of the land
( .Yeti., Wed 11 Feb 2015, 13:59, Reply)

YM.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 14:02, Reply)

But se'esly probably a chinese egg thing they have for breakfast.
The egg was all black and shrivelled. It was rank.

Alt: no one.

altalt: "of course I'll be here in the morning!"
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 14:05, Reply)

Yacht mooring?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 14:05, Reply)

Yentob's Moobjuice?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 14:06, Reply)

Yellow Morris?
Hahaha worst car ever *I've* got a Volvo, you wanker
( Kroney, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 14:09, Reply)

Volvo vulva
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 14:13, Reply)

Primal Scream.
And, I think, Radiohead, though I'm not entirely sure how that's happened. I'm not really arsed about them.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 14:14, Reply)

I've seen both Red Hot Chilli Peppers and Muse several times and I can't really stand either.

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 14:18, Reply)

Im really not a fan of melon, or molluscs
alt. Not one for bands. Lady Gaga will have to do. (yes, gay, blah blah, she's fab)
alt Gr: it's not you, it's me
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 14:16, Reply)

^ doesn't like 'melons' shocker.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Feb 2015, 14:39, Reply)

Alt: double figures for The Fall and The Chemical Brothers and prolly Orbital
Mebbe twenty for Kloot ... I'm totally gay for Bramwell
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 14:17, Reply)

if eaten you mean purposefully put in my mouth as sustenance,
Then it was a pork pie that had been pissed on by a "friend". He'd also put a tab of acid and some sour apple sweets in it.

If you mean ingested by accident, then a girl vomiting in my mouth.

Alt: Clutch. 9 times.

Alter. You're the best one here
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 11 Feb 2015, 14:18, Reply)

You should have bolted all your windows, and got another dog.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 14:18, Reply)

this has gone straight over my head

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 11 Feb 2015, 14:22, Reply)

It's The Regulator, by Clutch, innit.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 14:40, Reply)

Weight watchers baked beans
Alt: Probably Avenged Sevenfold
Alt Gr: in
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 14:18, Reply)

sloth is like my second or third favourite deadly sin

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 14:19, Reply)

Not even in my top ten Goonies

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 14:22, Reply)

Ha!

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 14:23, Reply)

OF COURSE HE IS!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 15:04, Reply)

I think Orbital
who I've seen twice
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 14:21, Reply)

I'm assuming this is in response to the first question

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 14:23, Reply)

I couldnt quite bring myself to eat sheeps eyes, I am sure that they are a trick played on "cool travelling folk"
alt Gastric

AltGr: Cheques on the post, or Of course I will let you know beforehand
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 14:40, Reply)

Look at this cringey bullshit.
www.tenacrecrisps.co.uk/products/crisps/

just fucking look at it.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 14:57, Reply)

Needs MOAR "artisan" to be properly naff

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 15:03, Reply)

I had some 'artisan' crisps from the co-op that had beetroot and sweet potato in them.
They were horrible.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 15:05, Reply)

Is that the stuff that looks like month-old pot pourri?
Tried it once at a mates, it was shit.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 15:14, Reply)

that's the stuff, aye.
Still not as bad as 'cheese moments' though.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 15:33, Reply)

Meh I'd still eat the shit out of any of them
Although "the secret of mr salt" sounds a bit baggenfocky
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 15:09, Reply)

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 15:18, Reply)

The worst part about the alt is that it'll be some shitty boy band who tour excessively for me.
I know that I've seen JLS four times through work, when I look outside of the boyband thing though, Bowling for soup are up there. I'd happily go to their shows any time, business or pleasure.
( Muns, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 15:00, Reply)

Beef heart, not the captain.
Alt: Probably Supergrass.
Altalt: I don't smoke any more.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 15:04, Reply)

A twinkie
Alt: Pet Shop Boys
Alt Gr: "Just hold the line whilst I run some checks for you" *reads The Beano* "Hello? Yes, sorry but everything checks out fine my end. Have you tried a reboot?"
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 15:09, Reply)

Tesco
www.tesco.com/groceries/product/details/?id=277232514

The green curry one is lovely but those taste like YM after a session down the docks

Alt:
Shed Seven - about 15 times
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 15:09, Reply)

I don't think they sell anything like that in Waitrose
so I wouldn't know.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 15:20, Reply)

Well they wouldnt sell Tesco stuff in there

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 15:28, Reply)