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Who killed Lucy Beale?
Alt: LUNCH
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:07,
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ME!
I raped her first! AND AFTER!
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Peej, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:08,
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WOAH DUDE! You are so fucking edgy!
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Peej, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:08,
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Delete this please
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Peej, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:09,
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either side of lunch you mean.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:09,
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it's not rape if she's dead
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:17,
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well this is disturbing
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:25,
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dead girls don't say no.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:27,
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"she definitely said yes just before she died officer!"
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:27,
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cor!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:29,
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Yeah it is.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:47,
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dunno what that is
I'm going to Yorkshire to eat cake and cheese
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:10,
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gay
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:17,
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they don't do gay in Yorkshire
they only do queer
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:18,
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My membership at Basement Complex says differently.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:24,
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Nowt queer as folk
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:25,
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It was Windy Pig.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:13,
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Proabably someone that was upset, possibly someone with a small penis.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:17,
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was it emvee?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:18,
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It wasn't him that went crying to the mods.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:18,
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+ in the woods, with the Lego
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:19,
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^admits it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:18,
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Leslie Grantham, in the back of a taxi with a revolver.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:22,
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"Looks like it's prison for me... again!"
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$$ ✅, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:24,
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Novelist Italo Calvino
he comes back from the dead and smothers her with his farts.
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$$ ✅, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:25,
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have you read 'if on a winter's night a traveller'?
It's smug wankery.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:27,
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I've only read Invisible Cities
his name just popped back into my head.
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$$ ✅, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:30,
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read any Don DeLillo?
You'd like him.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:31,
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no
any recommendations to get started?
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$$ ✅, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:32,
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White Noise
It's really funny.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:57,
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Great album
![](https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-p901uq04zkk/UZnz_9ytFrI/AAAAAAAAMt0/rsF9aF76BmQ/s1600/R-386727-1286234896.png)
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:00,
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no m8, the Don DeLillo novel
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:03,
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Dunno who that is soz
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:05,
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well, you wouldn't, would you?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:07,
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The ghost of Jimmy Savile.
Alt: Lunch was boring and nondescript, on to pudding now.
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.Yeti., Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:34,
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Joe Miller
Alt: Just had a brie and grape thing from a leftover buffet. Might have some soup in a bit.
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Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:37,
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I reckon he'll be "NOT GUILTY" next episode
Not for any logiacl reason, just because all the characters can wail and cry and gnash their teeth some more.
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:49,
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I haven't watched Eastenders for years, always suprised how high up it is on the iPlayer most watched.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:37,
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entertainment for thick plebs innit
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:40,
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Every other answer so far has been incorrect.
The correct answer is as follows: -
Who, in their right mind, actually gives the remotest fuck?
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Muns, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:41,
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Jeff.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:42,
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Keywords: "In their right mind"
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Muns, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:43,
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Dunno, higher ratings on a rival soap?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:41,
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do you have soap in the yurt?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:45,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2458774
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:47,
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that makes me feel itchy
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:47,
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spicy moroccan lentil soup
and a falafel/houmous half-wrap
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:45,
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I never knew vegetarian food could be so dangerous.
What was the meat option?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:46,
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chicken pot pie
thick chicken and mushroom soup with a pastry top, i believe
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:46,
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It must've been really fucking spicy to kill someone
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Muns, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:46,
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it nearly killed me
i had to eat it with a spoon
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:47,
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It nearly killed you to be right?
That's the complete opposite of most women.
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Muns, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:48,
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there was no love for the spoon
this is why thicker soups are better, you can actually use a fork.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:51,
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You're just wrong.
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Muns, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:56,
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Whoa, hold on a minute! You eat soup with a fork?
Or is this a b3ta meme I'm just not getting?
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:57,
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sort of
i prefer forks for things like puddings and ice cream. it has become a bit of a meme so now i like to play up to it from time to time.
but i still maintain that forks are much better for ice cream.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:58,
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it's not a meme, she really is a nob.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:04,
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Can't say I watch Eastbenders but the policing there is absolutely shocking
She's been dead ages
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:46,
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Lofty or Harold Bishop or Jimmy Corkhill or Blake Carrington or who gives a fuck
Cold pasta pot and a packet of s&v. Exciting times.
I got a jar of spicy beetroot relish the other day and I'm now wishing I had a cheese sandwich with some of that on instead.
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:48,
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I have some polish beetroot and horseraddish relish at home, it's really good.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:50,
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i fucking love a decent packet of s&v
kettle chips may be the best of all - discuss.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:52,
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squares.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:52,
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Closely seconded by Discos
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Muns, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:54,
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I find Discos are really stingey. Decent amount of flavour but only a 1/4 to a 1/3 full packet.
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:55,
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The crisps aren't the best part.
It's when the crisps are gone, and you can just pour the left over flavouring from the bottom of the packet into your mouth.
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Muns, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:57,
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as a kid, i was always desperate to try those crisps where you shook your own flavour onto them
but we were never ever allowed them :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:58,
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Assuming you mean salt-n-shakes and the short lived spin offs?
They were, for the most part, crap.
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Muns, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:01,
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yeah, those
kid novelty. when my dad were a lad, he had a job in the crisp factory one summer, putting those packets of salt in the crisps. he said sometimes they would pile in 4 or 5, to give someone a surprise. must have been a crazy place to work.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:02,
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Sounds mental.
The spin offs were a nice touch, I seem to remember one of them being bacon flavoured. Tasted shit though.
I'm pretty certain that salt'n'shake is still available if you want to give it a whirl as an adult.
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Muns, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:10,
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I remember those, red packet instead of blue. And green ones for cheese and onion, the correct colour.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:11,
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they're owned by pepsi now
sad times
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:17,
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Mmmm, yeah! Keep going....
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:58,
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Only if I can have a gross cut of the revenue once the food porn is made into a shit film.
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Muns, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:03,
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You can sometimes get lucky with store own brand versions
They're either heavy handed with the flavouring (just how I like it) or it's non-existant. I had some from Morrisons the other week that were ace.
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:54,
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i like quite a strong vinegar element myself
i think that's why the kettle chips are nice, they're dead tangy.
i also like s&v wheat crunchies. tasty little twats.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:56,
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Sainsbury's own brand ones from the 80s were the best of all time. No question.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:01,
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they were fucking fierce
my mum hardly ever let us have crisps, but when she did buy a multipack from time to time, my brother and i were banned from going anywhere near the s&v ones. those were daddy's special crisps.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:03,
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Mmm yeah, really made your eyes water.
![](http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/huggie74/sainsburys3.jpg)
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:04,
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hahaha those are the bad bitches
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:08,
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Them root vegetable ones
especially parsnip.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:38,
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S&V crisps are an abomination unto the potato.
I'll gladly swap all packets of s&v crisps that come my way from henceforth for a decent packet of cheese & onion.
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.Yeti., Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:20,
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It's a deal
I don't hate C&O but S&V are the daddy.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:40,
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I hear Jason's a big BBC fan
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:03,
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Never tried tbh
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:05,
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bit racist
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:08,
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Probably why he's managed to avoid AIDS for so long though.
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Muns, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:13,
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you are, yes.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:20,
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Dunno who that is, soz
Alt: Cumberland sausage roll and salad. Should really have stuck with salad given the amount of porterhouse I ate last night.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:09,
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PAYDAY CANS TOMORROW
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:20,
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just had a great big spicy burger at byron.
It was tip top. Not sure what I'm going to do now mind.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:29,
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A great big spicy poo at home?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:31,
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home Pauls
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:32,
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byron or gbk is always a tough pre or post-cinema call
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:34,
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Patty & Bun or Honest Burger for me soz
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:42,
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I obviously can't speak for your local
but the GBK here is shit.
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Muns, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:42,
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ours is good
not the best thing ever, but tasty high-end fast food if you're running around westfield.
however, the oreo milkshake, on the other hand.......... is a fucking massive creamy orgasm of a masterpiece in a frosted metal glass of 800 calories.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:51,
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not a glass then is it.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:53,
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I have been to Byron once. It was good, I'd like to go again. This weekend.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:38,
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you had this
www.byronhamburgers.com/news/holy-cheesemasi don't know how you didn't die.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:42,
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![](https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-8GnRFN0OCS4/VGfKH9N6f-I/AAAAAAAADbw/1i-Kg4icLQ0/s640/blogger-image--690669139.jpg)
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:48,
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needs MOAR chips and cheese
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:50,
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I commend these places to the House:
www.hamburger-me.com/search/label/9%2F10%20and%20aboveI like a good hipster burger. Note that the burgers at Urban Bar opposite Whitechapel station are absolutely cracking.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:45,
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That's where I met stunned for a beer and when I googled it to find the name the first review that came up was yours.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:50,
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What a burger shill.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:51,
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I like their burgers
they're not paying me.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 15:11,
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Chicken, ham and leek pie
Fucking nom.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:31,
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Oh, sorry, I have some spicy tomato chicken and riceanpeeeeeeea
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:43,
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BOGLE BOGLE
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.Yeti., Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:45,
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here me now me ickle rass clart
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:47,
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