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Trying new thingsI spied upon some sourdough bread in Sainsburys last night and realised I'd never eaten it. This has now been rectified. Are you a trier of new things or a "I won't like that" type of mong?
Last new thing you tried? (YM optional)
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Disasters on the way home
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:42,
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I'll try new things if they're appetizing-looking. I don't think I'd go for live monkey brains, for example.Disasters on the way home: b3ta.com/questions/caught/post748706
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:53,
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sourdough bread is lovelyi am always up for doing new things apart from food. just now i fished out all the kiwi fruit pieces from my fruit salad because i didn't like it as a child and that must mean i still don't like it, even though i haven't tried it in years. stupid little seedy bastards.
the theatre last night. that was very different indeed.
alt: saw a drunken flid avoid getting trapped under a tube train by fuck knows what sort of luck, then fall on the tracks immediately after the train left the station. i thought he was going to get fried alive, but two chaps leapt down to pull him up (the station guard was going ballistic thinking he was going to have 3 zapped corpses on his watch), and apart from a blackened hand, he was fine. he had absolutely zero idea how lucky he was.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:55,
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I make fucking splendid sourdoughbut it's worth noting that what supermarkets call sourdough is what they used to call "bread" before they all started using shit semi-baked stuff.
I'll eat pretty much anybody's mum.
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Best. Opinion. Ever.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:03,
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it's no boxtrollsbut still, hot soft bread with a crunchy crust, smothered in warm, melting blue cheese?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:08,
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I have some beef to stick in a couple of slices for lunch(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:10,
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What a horrid euphemism.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:12,
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You laaav it, you slaaaayg(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:27,
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somebody really needs to reach Google translate how to fucking swear(, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:00, Reply)
While swearing is permitted on Google, we prefer more creative forms of profanity:
Portmanteau: twat + cunt = twunt. Can you think of your own?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:02,
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connard + pute = cutebranler + putain = brain
I'm not sure I'm doing this right.
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I'll try most things, except bum stuff.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:05,
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if you do us a nice romantic night, and you're gentle, maybe. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:13,
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I'm not making any promises I can't keep.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:19,
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But less about your genitals, tell us more of your fear of change.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:13,
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It'll probably just be an explanation as to why he's not become a pre-op transexual yet. (
Muns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:17,
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Oh no, it's Star(willmakeyou)scream(oncethistoyslodgedinyourcolon)(
Muns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:31,
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I love a wank over an old fashioned radio, me.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:27,
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i tried shaving my ballsi was still shit at tennis :(((
i once tried bull broth miso in london but they used the worng parts of the bull and i don like my miso horny :((((
a friend once invited me to a concert to eat the vomit of a former Chairman of the Labour Party. i turned the weirdo down obviously as whos gonna enjoy what Tony Benn ate???? :(((
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I like Tim Vine.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:51,
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So do skydivers!Or something.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:05,
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Yes, Dozer.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:22,
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my hero!i went to a star wars themed gardening exhibit with two english actors but going into the afternoon there was a clash of events so isaid we could go and see Chewy fell hedges at four or Lando blooms
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I tried salted banana chips at the weekend. They taste like crisps but are one of your five a day.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:58,
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They're like the dried banana you get in fruit and fibre, but over salted so that's all you can taste.I thought they were going to be like the ones in fruit and fibre, I didn't even realise they were salted. It was an impulse buy in the spice shop.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:06,
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^That nonsense 'five-a-day' rule is a gift to the food industry
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:03,
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Well it's a good job I don't really adhere to it then isn't it?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:05,
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they should have gone with my suggestion of "eat your fucking veg, you slack-arsed pricks" (, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:07, Reply)
I had a sweetcorn the other night. Your turn now.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:08,
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I had ceps in cream and fried winter cabbage last night.Veg are always better if you drown then in fat.
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^fact. Lamb/Chicken saag is my favourite spinach delivery mechanism.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:13,
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spinach is definitely 80% healthier if it's swimming in clarified butter and mutton juice(, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:14, Reply)
I think you might have taken my post with more seriousness than was intended.Next you'll be telling me pies aren't a food group
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:06,
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All the time. Expecially food wise.Im always broadening my culinary horizons.
Last one I tried was ras el hanout chicken cos it sounded like a Batman character
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:05,
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Well he had been out of a job since training Batman(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:17,
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fuck this shit, it's sunny out, Imma take the dog out.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:11,
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I judge people who are fussy about food: especially if it's something they've never tried before. I think it reveals a fundamental personality flaw. A major privilege of existence is the experience of trying new things.
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+ Unfortunately the judge decided that it wasn't a valid defence, and now I'm on the sex offenders register.
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Muns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:24,
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Can we have a new thread please? And it's worth noting that no-one has mentioned trying your mum as a new thing for a number of reasons, including (but not limited to): -
We've all already had her.
She's so old, it'd be wrong to refer to her as 'new'.
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Muns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:44,
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It's all about tiger/giraffe (lions and bears oh my) bread anywaySmells scrummy delish
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:53,
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Some kind of gay slang, I think(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:56,
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