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	 Trying new things
	Trying new things
 	I spied upon some sourdough bread in Sainsburys last night and realised I'd never eaten it.  This has now been rectified.  Are you a trier of new things or a "I won't like that" type of mong?
Last new thing you tried? (YM optional)
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
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	 I'll try new things if they're appetizing-looking. I don't think I'd go for live monkey brains, for example.
	I'll try new things if they're appetizing-looking. I don't think I'd go for live monkey brains, for example.
 	Disasters on the way home: 
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:53,
	
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	 needs more actual pantshitting
	needs more actual pantshitting
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:02,
	
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	 sourdough bread is lovely
	sourdough bread is lovely
 	i am always up for doing new things apart from food. just now i fished out all the kiwi fruit pieces from my fruit salad because i didn't like it as a child and that must mean i still don't like it, even though i haven't tried it in years. stupid little seedy bastards.
the theatre last night. that was very different indeed.
alt: saw a drunken flid avoid getting trapped under a tube train by fuck knows what sort of luck, then fall on the tracks immediately after the train left the station. i thought he was going to get fried alive, but two chaps leapt down to pull him up (the station guard was going ballistic thinking he was going to have 3 zapped corpses on his watch), and apart from a blackened hand, he was fine. he had absolutely zero idea how lucky he was.
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	 I make fucking splendid sourdough
	I make fucking splendid sourdough
 	but it's worth noting that what supermarkets call sourdough is what they used to call "bread" before they all started using shit semi-baked stuff.
I'll eat pretty much anybody's mum.
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:00,
	
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	 Bread is shit and for cunts.
	Bread is shit and for cunts.  
 	
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	 Best. Opinion. Ever.
	Best. Opinion. Ever.
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:03,
	
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	 Cheers!
	Cheers!  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:04,
	
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	 it's no boxtrolls
	it's no boxtrolls
 	but still, hot soft bread with a crunchy crust, smothered in warm, melting blue cheese?
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:08,
	
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	 is shit and for cunts.
	is shit and for cunts.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:09,
	
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	 well colour me cunt
	well colour me cunt
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:09,
	
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	 It already is
	It already is
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:10,
	
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	 shocking
	shocking
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:12,
	
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	 I have some beef to stick in a couple of slices for lunch
	I have some beef to stick in a couple of slices for lunch
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:10,
	
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	 What a horrid euphemism.
	What a horrid euphemism.
 	
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	 You laaav it, you slaaaayg
	You laaav it, you slaaaayg
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
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	 Baguettes are more suited to that particular task.
	Baguettes are more suited to that particular task. 
 	
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	 le pain est de la merde et de chattes
	le pain est de la merde et de chattes
 	
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	 somebody really needs to reach Google translate how to fucking swear
	somebody really needs to reach Google translate how to fucking swear
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:00,
	
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 	While swearing is permitted on Google, we prefer more creative forms of profanity:
Portmanteau: twat + cunt = twunt. Can you think of your own?
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	 connard + pute = cute
	connard + pute = cute
 	branler + putain = brain
I'm not sure I'm doing this right.
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:42,
	
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 	are more suited to that particular task. is it monsieur neville?
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	 Didnt the ancient greeks bake bread dildos?
	Didnt the ancient greeks bake bread dildos?
 	
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	 I'll try most things, except bum stuff.
	I'll try most things, except bum stuff.
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:05,
	
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	 Oh go on
	Oh go on
 	
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	 if you do us a nice romantic night, and you're gentle,  maybe.
	if you do us a nice romantic night, and you're gentle,  maybe. 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:13,
	
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	 I'm not making any promises I can't keep.
	I'm not making any promises I can't keep.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
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	 I'm deeply conservative and hate new things.
	I'm deeply conservative and hate new things.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:07,
	
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 	 c   C
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:08,
	
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	 no, with a small c
	no, with a small c
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:11,
	
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	 But less about your genitals, tell us more of your fear of change.
	But less about your genitals, tell us more of your fear of change.
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:13,
	
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	 fewer
	fewer
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:16,
	
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	 Surely having a small cunt is a good thing?
	Surely having a small cunt is a good thing?
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:17,
	
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	 Nonce.
	Nonce.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:19,
	
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	 In all fairness, he's probably referring to grace.
	In all fairness, he's probably referring to grace. 
 	
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	 ^
	^
 	
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	 It'll probably just be an explanation as to why he's not become a pre-op transexual yet.
	It'll probably just be an explanation as to why he's not become a pre-op transexual yet. 
 	
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	 not even one of my top ten transformers
	not even one of my top ten transformers
 	
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	 Transexuals, pre-ops in disguise
	Transexuals, pre-ops in disguise
 	
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 Muns
 Muns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:22,
	
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	 Definitely a possible tag-line for Emvee's next film.
	Definitely a possible tag-line for Emvee's next film. 
 	
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 Muns
 Muns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:23,
	
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	 Or "Pre-ops in dis guy's vagina"
	Or "Pre-ops in dis guy's vagina"
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:27,
	
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	 Oh no, it's Star(willmakeyou)scream(oncethistoyslodgedinyourcolon)
	Oh no, it's Star(willmakeyou)scream(oncethistoyslodgedinyourcolon)
 	
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 Muns
 Muns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:31,
	
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	 "Wheeljack off for your photos"
	"Wheeljack off for your photos"
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:34,
	
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	 That's a touch Optimustic
	That's a touch Optimustic
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:37,
	
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	 decepticon!
	decepticon!
 	
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	 youtu.be/EU1CDSP7FRk
	 
 	youtu.be/EU1CDSP7FRk
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 	n ck
ock unt
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	 we've all had one off the wrist to tranny porn
	we've all had one off the wrist to tranny porn
 	
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	 I love a wank over an old fashioned radio, me.
	I love a wank over an old fashioned radio, me.
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:27,
	
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	 Is that wireless able to maintain an erection these days?
	Is that wireless able to maintain an erection these days?
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:28,
	
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	 i tried shaving my balls
	i tried shaving my balls
 	i was still shit at tennis :(((
i once tried bull broth miso in london but they used the worng parts of the bull and i don like my miso horny :((((
a friend once invited me to a concert to eat the vomit of a former Chairman of the Labour Party. i turned the weirdo down obviously as whos gonna enjoy what Tony Benn ate???? :(((
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	 Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr Tim Vine!
	Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr Tim Vine!
 	
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 Muns
 Muns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:41,
	
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	 I like Tim Vine.
	I like Tim Vine.
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:51,
	
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	 That explains a lot.
	That explains a lot. 
 	
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 Muns
 Muns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:52,
	
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	 So do skydivers!
	So do skydivers!
 	Or something.
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:05,
	
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	 it really does
	it really does
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:06,
	
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	 you're nearly as funny as him
	you're nearly as funny as him
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:06,
	
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	 Yes, Dozer.
	Yes, Dozer.
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:22,
	
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	 my hero!
	my hero!
 	i went to a star wars themed gardening exhibit with two english actors but going into the afternoon there was a clash of events so isaid we could go and see Chewy fell hedges at four or Lando blooms
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	 I tried salted banana chips at the weekend. They taste like crisps but are one of your five a day.
	I tried salted banana chips at the weekend. They taste like crisps but are one of your five a day.
 	
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:58,
	
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	 That sounds a bit odd
	That sounds a bit odd
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
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	 They're like the dried banana you get in fruit and fibre, but over salted so that's all you can taste.
	They're like the dried banana you get in fruit and fibre, but over salted so that's all you can taste.
 	I thought they were going to be like the ones in fruit and fibre, I didn't even realise they were salted. It was an impulse buy in the spice shop.
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 Slippery Mick ‏
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	 they're really not
	they're really not
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:02,
	
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	 ^
	^
 	That nonsense 'five-a-day' rule is a gift to the food industry
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:03,
	
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	 Well it's a good job I don't really adhere to it then isn't it?
	Well it's a good job I don't really adhere to it then isn't it?
 	
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 Slippery Mick ‏
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	 they should have gone with my suggestion of "eat your fucking veg, you slack-arsed pricks"
	they should have gone with my suggestion of "eat your fucking veg, you slack-arsed pricks" 
 	
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	 I had a sweetcorn the other night. Your turn now.
	I had a sweetcorn the other night. Your turn now.
 	
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:08,
	
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	 I had ceps in cream and fried winter cabbage last night.
	I had ceps in cream and fried winter cabbage last night.
 	Veg are always better if you drown then in fat.
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	 ^fact. Lamb/Chicken saag is my favourite spinach delivery mechanism.
	^fact. Lamb/Chicken saag is my favourite spinach delivery mechanism.
 	
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:13,
	
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	 spinach is definitely 80% healthier if it's swimming in clarified butter and mutton juice
	spinach is definitely 80% healthier if it's swimming in clarified butter and mutton juice
 	
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	 I think you might have taken my post with more seriousness than was intended.
	I think you might have taken my post with more seriousness than was intended.
 	Next you'll be telling me pies aren't a food group
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:06,
	
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	 All the time. Expecially food wise.
	All the time. Expecially food wise.
 	Im always broadening my culinary horizons. 
Last one I tried was ras el hanout chicken cos it sounded like a Batman character
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:05,
	
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	 gayest of all the spice blends
	gayest of all the spice blends
 	
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	 Ras Al Hanout is great in a tagine.
	Ras Al Hanout is great in a tagine.
 	
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 Slippery Mick ‏
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	 Well he had been out of a job since training Batman
	Well he had been out of a job since training Batman
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:17,
	
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	 dullest of all the posters
	dullest of all the posters
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:26,
	
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	 fuck this shit, it's sunny out, Imma take the dog out.
	fuck this shit, it's sunny out, Imma take the dog out.
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:11,
	
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	 might go looking for bullfinches
	might go looking for bullfinches
 	
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 	 finches  dykes
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	 there's quite a few of those out on the Fens too
	there's quite a few of those out on the Fens too
 	
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	 I judge people who are fussy about food: especially if it's something they've never tried before.
	I judge people who are fussy about food: especially if it's something they've never tried before. 
 	I think it reveals a fundamental personality flaw. A major privilege of existence is the experience of trying new things.
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	 also
	also
 	food drugs having sex with children
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 	+ Unfortunately the judge decided that it wasn't a valid defence, and now I'm on the sex offenders register.
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	 You should wear it like a badge of honour.
	You should wear it like a badge of honour. 
 	
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:35,
	
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	 Try telling six million jews that.
	Try telling six million jews that. 
 	
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	 too soon.
	too soon.  
 	
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	 I hate katie melua
	I hate katie melua
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:01,
	
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	 Can we have a new thread please?
	Can we have a new thread please? 
 	And it's worth noting that no-one has mentioned trying your mum as a new thing for a number of reasons, including (but not limited to): - 
We've all already had her. 
She's so old, it'd be wrong to refer to her as 'new'.
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 Muns
 Muns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:44,
	
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	 I have not had a "go" on her disgusting saggy genitals.
	I have not had a "go" on her disgusting saggy genitals.  
 	
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	 It's all about tiger/giraffe (lions and bears oh my) bread anyway
	It's all about tiger/giraffe (lions and bears oh my) bread anyway
 	Smells scrummy delish
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:53,
	
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	 what are you gibbering about?
	what are you gibbering about?  
 	
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	 Some kind of gay slang, I think
	Some kind of gay slang, I think
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
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	 TIGER BREAD IS NICE
	TIGER BREAD IS NICE
 	
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