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I spied upon some sourdough bread in Sainsburys last night and realised I'd never eaten it. This has now been rectified. Are you a trier of new things or a "I won't like that" type of mong?
Last new thing you tried? (YM optional)
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Disasters on the way home
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:42,
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latest was 10 years ago)
I'll try new things if they're appetizing-looking. I don't think I'd go for live monkey brains, for example.
Disasters on the way home:
b3ta.com/questions/caught/post748706
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:53,
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needs more actual pantshitting
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:02,
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sourdough bread is lovely
i am always up for doing new things apart from food. just now i fished out all the kiwi fruit pieces from my fruit salad because i didn't like it as a child and that must mean i still don't like it, even though i haven't tried it in years. stupid little seedy bastards.
the theatre last night. that was very different indeed.
alt: saw a drunken flid avoid getting trapped under a tube train by fuck knows what sort of luck, then fall on the tracks immediately after the train left the station. i thought he was going to get fried alive, but two chaps leapt down to pull him up (the station guard was going ballistic thinking he was going to have 3 zapped corpses on his watch), and apart from a blackened hand, he was fine. he had absolutely zero idea how lucky he was.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:55,
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I make fucking splendid sourdough
but it's worth noting that what supermarkets call sourdough is what they used to call "bread" before they all started using shit semi-baked stuff.
I'll eat pretty much anybody's mum.
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:00,
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Bread is shit and for cunts.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:03,
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Best. Opinion. Ever.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:03,
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Cheers!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:04,
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it's no boxtrolls
but still, hot soft bread with a crunchy crust, smothered in warm, melting blue cheese?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:08,
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is shit and for cunts.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:09,
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well colour me cunt
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:09,
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It already is
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:10,
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shocking
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:12,
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I have some beef to stick in a couple of slices for lunch
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:10,
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What a horrid euphemism.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:12,
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You laaav it, you slaaaayg
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:27,
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Baguettes are more suited to that particular task.
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Muns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:08,
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le pain est de la merde et de chattes
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:10,
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somebody really needs to reach Google translate how to fucking swear
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:00,
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While swearing is permitted on Google, we prefer more creative forms of profanity:
Portmanteau: twat + cunt = twunt. Can you think of your own?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:02,
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connard + pute = cute
branler + putain = brain
I'm not sure I'm doing this right.
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:42,
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are more suited to that particular task. is it monsieur neville?
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:24,
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Didnt the ancient greeks bake bread dildos?
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:08,
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I'll try most things, except bum stuff.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:05,
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Oh go on
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:06,
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if you do us a nice romantic night, and you're gentle, maybe.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:13,
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I'm not making any promises I can't keep.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:19,
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I'm deeply conservative and hate new things.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:07,
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c C
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:08,
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no, with a small c
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:11,
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But less about your genitals, tell us more of your fear of change.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:13,
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fewer
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:16,
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Surely having a small cunt is a good thing?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:17,
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Nonce.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:19,
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In all fairness, he's probably referring to grace.
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Muns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:21,
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^
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:22,
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It'll probably just be an explanation as to why he's not become a pre-op transexual yet.
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Muns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:17,
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not even one of my top ten transformers
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:21,
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Transexuals, pre-ops in disguise
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Muns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:22,
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Definitely a possible tag-line for Emvee's next film.
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Muns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:23,
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Or "Pre-ops in dis guy's vagina"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:27,
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Oh no, it's Star(willmakeyou)scream(oncethistoyslodgedinyourcolon)
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Muns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:31,
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"Wheeljack off for your photos"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:34,
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That's a touch Optimustic
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:37,
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decepticon!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:24,
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youtu.be/EU1CDSP7FRk
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:27,
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n ck
ock unt
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Muns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:29,
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we've all had one off the wrist to tranny porn
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:24,
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I love a wank over an old fashioned radio, me.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:27,
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Is that wireless able to maintain an erection these days?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:28,
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i tried shaving my balls
i was still shit at tennis :(((
i once tried bull broth miso in london but they used the worng parts of the bull and i don like my miso horny :((((
a friend once invited me to a concert to eat the vomit of a former Chairman of the Labour Party. i turned the weirdo down obviously as whos gonna enjoy what Tony Benn ate???? :(((
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:38,
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr Tim Vine!
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Muns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:41,
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I like Tim Vine.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:51,
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That explains a lot.
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Muns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:52,
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So do skydivers!
Or something.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:05,
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it really does
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:06,
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you're nearly as funny as him
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:06,
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Yes, Dozer.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:22,
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my hero!
i went to a star wars themed gardening exhibit with two english actors but going into the afternoon there was a clash of events so isaid we could go and see Chewy fell hedges at four or Lando blooms
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:03,
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I tried salted banana chips at the weekend. They taste like crisps but are one of your five a day.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:58,
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That sounds a bit odd
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:00,
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They're like the dried banana you get in fruit and fibre, but over salted so that's all you can taste.
I thought they were going to be like the ones in fruit and fibre, I didn't even realise they were salted. It was an impulse buy in the spice shop.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:06,
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they're really not
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:02,
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^
That nonsense 'five-a-day' rule is a gift to the food industry
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:03,
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Well it's a good job I don't really adhere to it then isn't it?
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:05,
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they should have gone with my suggestion of "eat your fucking veg, you slack-arsed pricks"
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:07,
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I had a sweetcorn the other night. Your turn now.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:08,
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I had ceps in cream and fried winter cabbage last night.
Veg are always better if you drown then in fat.
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:09,
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^fact. Lamb/Chicken saag is my favourite spinach delivery mechanism.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:13,
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spinach is definitely 80% healthier if it's swimming in clarified butter and mutton juice
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:14,
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I think you might have taken my post with more seriousness than was intended.
Next you'll be telling me pies aren't a food group
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:06,
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All the time. Expecially food wise.
Im always broadening my culinary horizons.
Last one I tried was ras el hanout chicken cos it sounded like a Batman character
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:05,
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gayest of all the spice blends
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:07,
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Ras Al Hanout is great in a tagine.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:08,
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Well he had been out of a job since training Batman
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:17,
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dullest of all the posters
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:26,
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fuck this shit, it's sunny out, Imma take the dog out.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:11,
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might go looking for bullfinches
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:12,
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finches dykes
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:21,
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there's quite a few of those out on the Fens too
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:31,
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I judge people who are fussy about food: especially if it's something they've never tried before.
I think it reveals a fundamental personality flaw. A major privilege of existence is the experience of trying new things.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:21,
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also
food drugs having sex with children
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:23,
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+ Unfortunately the judge decided that it wasn't a valid defence, and now I'm on the sex offenders register.
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Muns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:24,
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You should wear it like a badge of honour.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:35,
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Try telling six million jews that.
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Muns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:36,
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too soon.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:37,
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I hate katie melua
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:01,
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Can we have a new thread please?
And it's worth noting that no-one has mentioned trying your mum as a new thing for a number of reasons, including (but not limited to): -
We've all already had her.
She's so old, it'd be wrong to refer to her as 'new'.
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Muns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:44,
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I have not had a "go" on her disgusting saggy genitals.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:49,
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It's all about tiger/giraffe (lions and bears oh my) bread anyway
Smells scrummy delish
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:53,
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what are you gibbering about?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:55,
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Some kind of gay slang, I think
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:56,
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TIGER BREAD IS NICE
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:00,
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