Hello sailor!
What are you looking forward to this year so far? I've got a The Damned gig, lots of theme park trips and staying in my thirties for another year. You?

Alt: Has anyone ever had 'grits' ? or what else can you get in Murica that you (probably sensibly) can't get over here?

Alt2: Where's Perry?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:13, 162 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Alt: Shot in the head by a two year old.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:17, Reply)

Lol

( Peej, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:19, Reply)

Grits are about as appetising as they sound. And their "gravy" is like awful school dinner mince.
And their pancakes are too thick and their bacon is too thin.

The fucking savages.
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:18, Reply)

I agree about the pancakes.
But I think they are on the right track with the bacon: thin and crispy, like PANCAKES and PIZZAS.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:21, Reply)

it's just a layer of brown salt

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:28, Reply)

I like my bacon introduced briefly to some heat before hitting the plate
Bacon you could use as a spirit level can fuck right off
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:33, Reply)

Nah, I dunno about that. All floppy and chewy. Might as well have some gammon or ham.
I think the concept of 'bacon' has to have at some crisp to it. The high temperatures change the flavours.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:37, Reply)

and they have what look like scones with a fry up

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:40, Reply)

I'm looking forward to being a best man for the first time.
Alt. No it sounds shit. Murica is shit. They eat pig intestines. THey have hushpuppies too, I have no idea what they are but I bet they're shit.

Alt2 Gazzas dead
( Peej, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:19, Reply)

Speaking of Gazza
I was in a french restaurant the other day and had to send the cutlery back as it was dirty. The waiter assured me it was just a bit of frog on the tine!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:44, Reply)

I think the popular page must be broken. I can't find this on there anywhere!

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:20, Reply)

Nope, still nothing. I might have to inform #BAFR about this.

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:33, Reply)

When you click your own posts it doesn't count them.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:35, Reply)

Sister in laws wedding, heading to the In-laws for Christmas and the inevitable liver failure that the two will cause between them.
The wedding cuts right into my festival work, but I'm not missing any that I actually enjoy. Asides from that, minimuns first day at school, a couple of theme park trips over the summer and getting the fucking garden sorted.

Alt: Nope.

Alt2: 52.2899478, -0.3157163
( Muns, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:19, Reply)

Also ... where are you seeing The Damned?
Cos I've no idea what you look like and no inclination to meet but we could be in the same space for a short period of time.
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:20, Reply)

Roundhouse in Camden
I singularly failed to enagage with another beetan in attendance at that venue a few years back.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:45, Reply)

sweet
I'll make sure to not engage with you there this year
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:57, Reply)

just the way I like it

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:58, Reply)

nothing really, nothing important worth crowing about to impress you lot with anyway
alt: crunchy cheetos
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:21, Reply)

I'm looking forward to when my son starts sleeping through the night.
I hope it's this year.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:22, Reply)

Stop waking him with inappropriate touching.
It helps.
( Muns, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:25, Reply)

OK, I'll try.
How long did you wait until you could start doing it again?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:27, Reply)

he's nineteen

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:29, Reply)

Hello 'Bill Clay'
I am looking forward to going to Supersonic Festival later this year, a couple of holidays and just general doing of stuff I like doing.
I too shall remain in my thirties throughout this year.

Alt: The first mate threw all of mine away during a sailing expedition around the Caribbean.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:23, Reply)

where are you going on your holidays?
asking for a friend
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:26, Reply)

Folkestone.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:27, Reply)

What does Folkestone mean?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:28, Reply)

One suggestion is that it refers to Folca's stone, another suggestion is that it came from an Old English personal name, with the addition of stone, possibly meaning, in this context, "meeting place".

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:30, Reply)

I prefer the stone story.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:33, Reply)

cool you can stay in my house if you like

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:29, Reply)

Will you be there?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:30, Reply)

depends, maybe at the weekend

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:31, Reply)

I can't wait now!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:33, Reply)

totes exciting!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:33, Reply)

Have you got anything special planned for the big FORE-OH next year?
I couldn't give a fuck. I took my DOB off'f facebook a few years back and I'm far happier not getting any birthday wishes people I can't remember going to school with and my wifes relatives who I've never met.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:38, Reply)

I've yet to plan the big THREE NINE this year, plenty of time for that later.
I'm too needy to remove my birthday from facebook, but I have removed the boring people I can't remember going to school with.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:41, Reply)

I'm going to add you on my facebook

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:43, Reply)

I'm going to accept your 'friend request' if you do

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:44, Reply)

not really, you might post a load of old shit that annoys me and then I might not like you anymore and that would be a shame

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:45, Reply)

I agree, what we have here is too beautiful to spoil

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:47, Reply)

this thin veil of anonymity is what cements our friendship

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:47, Reply)

xxx

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:49, Reply)

It's internet's sensation Bill Clay everybody !
I'm looking forward too, I think in order...

- Apple Watch,
- Some Bluetooth/Airplay speakers
- Going to Brighton
- Getting my first ever bonus ! It's like a saving account.
- Might get an Xbox One
- Getting a tax rebate
- Ant Man
- Apple Pay,
- Jurrasic World
- X Mens Appocolopis ???
- My brithday / Helloween
- FIreworks Night
- Some more apple products, maybe iPad Mini 4 / iPad Air 3 / iPad Air Plus
- Maybe going to New York
- Having some sex
- Christmas
- Another big bonus

I'm currently eating "Xtra Screaming Dill Pickle Pringles", they're american, I also have Honey Mustard flavour. I think Grits are basiclly poridge.

Donno Perry.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:23, Reply)

'apocalypse' is really taking the piss out of you
you should take it outside and have a word
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:30, Reply)

For reals?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:55, Reply)

deffo
you should probably make it a short word
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:58, Reply)

Grits are a horrible corn porridge.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:33, Reply)

Oh, fair doos. Like polenta? I tried to make that last month, it was like eating solid water. Proper waste of time and money.
Even after I threw in a stick of butter and a thinggy of parmazam
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:51, Reply)

Porridge is generally disgusting, whatever cereal is used.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:03, Reply)

I like a bit of oat porridge
That Chinese rice slop can fuck off home though and take their plain steamed buns with it
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:12, Reply)

Nah' man, once you've laiden it with sugar and cineman, it's lush

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:27, Reply)

About time I got some recognition round here
I'm a bit meh about Ant Man. There's a new Ben Wheatley (Kill List, Field in England) film coming out called High Rise that I'm looking forward to.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:48, Reply)

I'm not super looking forward to it, just normal looking forward to it.
Is there any trailers for high Rise
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:52, Reply)

I haven't seen a trailer yet it just sounds like it'll be interesting
That Tom Hiddleston from the comic book movies is in it
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:25, Reply)

I donno 'nuff 'bout that, have to go by trailers for me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:26, Reply)

The new Mad Max film has an excellent trailer
Doesn't mean the film will be any good though. The trailer for Cliffhanger was way better than the film turned out to be. Still good, just not as good as the trailer.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:28, Reply)

Yah', I know what you mean, it's just that I don't know many actors/writers/comic-book-people.... so can only go by the trailer.
I'm sure it's all very good and all that, it's just that I don't know jack.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:36, Reply)

Upcoming gigs are Laibach in a few months time, and possibly Patti Smith in Dublin.
Beat Herder festival in July. I'd like to see the Damned again.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:30, Reply)

Holiday in three weeks.
Koh Lanta. It's currently mid-30's degrees.

Alt: Yer. I used to live in Dixie and they are fucking rank. Like sandy porridge. Little Ceasars Pizza is worth a check. As is Taco Bell, it's rubbish but it tastes good.

Alt2: 4 foot from his tail?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:31, Reply)

hello colonel
few nice holidays in the pipeline, shiny new car, few other bits and pieces.

alt: yes. they were fucking rank. like white bits of shit in a shitty white sauce. never again. the bottom of lemmy's cage would be more appetising. but i do like a bit of murican crap. like these tasty little twats: www.snydersofhanover.com/
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:32, Reply)

I want to try a jalapeno pretzel

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:30, Reply)

those things are AMAZING
so so so tasty. they have them at some branches of tesco now, so you might be in luck!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:31, Reply)

remember chumbawamba?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:36, Reply)

that's a good drinking game

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:36, Reply)

is it though?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:38, Reply)

*drinks whisky drink*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:41, Reply)

Open your eyes, time to wake up
Enough is enough is enough is enough
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:39, Reply)

oh danny boyyy, danny boyyyy, danny boy

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:42, Reply)

They really made you think with their agit-prop anarcho-punk agenda didn't they

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:46, Reply)

who knows how different the world would've been today if they hadn't all died in some horrible accident, i assume

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:51, Reply)

That song really affected and touched me when I was young.
I used to drink both whisky drinks and lager drinks - to hear about other people experiencing the same thing was very comforting.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:47, Reply)

i think i probably only drank milk drinks when that song came out

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:53, Reply)

Yeah, I remember everyone was really into white russians after the Big Lebowski came out.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:55, Reply)

poor mans Wombles

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:53, Reply)

do you suffer from long term memory loss?
I can't remember
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:02, Reply)

BBQ isn't as good here although getting better.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:37, Reply)

BBQ here isn't BBQ, its grilling. We suck at BBQ.

( Peej, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:46, Reply)

Just gonna order Damned tickets now, what's the Roundhouse like as a venue?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:46, Reply)

they let the punters smoke in the doorway, you'd hate it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:46, Reply)

Oh dear.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:52, Reply)

Circular.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:48, Reply)

I was right near the front last time so it was pretty good
I didn't really notice much else about the place.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:51, Reply)

how can you have reached whatever ancient age you've reached without going to the roundhouse?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:01, Reply)

Just never have.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:04, Reply)

it's round and it's got bars and toilets and a stage

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:07, Reply)

Sounds the business. Bars too?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:11, Reply)

it's got all the basics covered
it's probably in the top fifteen music venue in Camden
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:15, Reply)

I like it.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:24, Reply)

That's good enough for me.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:32, Reply)

Cool, have fun.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:32, Reply)

I've suddenly gone off it.

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:37, Reply)

Mr Grumpy.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:40, Reply)

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MUM

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:41, Reply)

YOUR REAL MUM IS ACTUALLY YOUR DAD

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:46, Reply)

I did wonder about the beard and the great big balls

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:10, Reply)

I am looking forward to a trip to San Francisco for a wedding
alt: grits on their own they are just bland shite, the only flavour is from what you put in them. If you are anywhere in the south go to a Waffle House and get the cheese and egg grits.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:59, Reply)

I'll be in Florida next year and grits seem to be on most breakfast menus I've looked at so far
along with far too many sweet things
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:24, Reply)

Yank breakfasts are generally good. That's why they are a nation of fat fucks.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:30, Reply)

I'm planning a tough exercise regime before I go so I can fit in the plane seat on the way home.

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:32, Reply)

I pigged out on the bacon and cheese pancakes, cardiacs don't just happen you know.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:37, Reply)

I tried fried chicken and waffles once
the waffles had bacon cooked into them and the dish came with a half a cup of melted butter for extra artery hardening.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:49, Reply)

Sexy as fuck.

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:50, Reply)

My Dad's 60th
Pride (yes really)
Big old cruise with a load of Drag Queens off the telly.
it's gay old year.
alt. No.
altalt. who?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:01, Reply)

Perry The Platypus from my favourite TV program
You should watch the film 'Pride' GJ. Dunno why but I get the vague feeling it might be right up your street.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:23, Reply)

I like to think of all the gays dressed up as lions

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:44, Reply)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:05, Reply)

is this an Appocolopis?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:08, Reply)

Nah', this is


Shambles; shut up, I know the link you've made in your head, SHUT UP. She was alright.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:17, Reply)

I'm not going to mock thick and whiney fat birds off the internet
I'm far too much of a gentleman
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:27, Reply)

far too much of a gentleman married to one that is sooo much worse
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:29, Reply)

Fat chicks need our support.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:31, Reply)

they can do excellent things with whale bones and India rubber these days

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:37, Reply)

*googles*
BRB
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:47, Reply)

gonz, have you gone into waitering??
www.standard.co.uk/news/london/hotel-guest-left-perplexed-after-being-served-bizarre-version-of-biscuits-and-cheese-10079681.html
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:09, Reply)

Hols with the Doris
A cheeky couple of days in Jo'burg for the daughter's wedding, shedloads of bonuses and an all-expenses trip to Baden Baden on the company as a 'success bonus'
Alt: Never tried it, and from the descriptions here, never will.
Alt2: Who?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:51, Reply)

this is a terrible idea
www.standard.co.uk/news/london/no-booze-for-guests-visiting-londons-first-owl-bar-10079511.html
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:01, Reply)

you can't have booze in parliament

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:22, Reply)

would explain some of the laws that get passed
#liddlebiddapolitics
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:25, Reply)

They are missing a trick here.
*opens a can of Kestrel*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:26, Reply)

alt2: b3ta.com/talk/7517043
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:37, Reply)

hiya!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:38, Reply)

oh hey

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:41, Reply)

Grits are fucking shit.
The thing that impresses me about yank food is getting an excellent burger every time you order one a bar, and sandwiches that a stuffed full of meat. It makes up for the shit breakfasts.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:49, Reply)

i liked the breakfasts. The burgers are excellent though.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:52, Reply)

Too much sweet shit for my liking.
I do like the breakfast skillets, but always find myself thinking a full English would be better.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:53, Reply)

I like the combination of sweet and savoury.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:04, Reply)

so does YM!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:14, Reply)