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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Not too many questions kicking about so I thought I'd pose some
Were you ever in a gang? Not necessarily in a 'crips and bloods' kinda way (or whatever the Middle England version is). Maybe you went about scrumping for apples and having 'catty' and 'spudgun' fights with the gang from two streets down.

Alt: Best Mothers/Fathers day gift you've ever given/received?
Altalt: What's the hourly rate for mods round here anyway? (just asking for a friend)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 16:09, 102 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
*sympathy tumbleweed*

(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 16:16, Reply)
How many spaniels could you finger per hour?

(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 16:18, Reply)
I don't know but I'm a flexible and keen with a willingness to apply knowledge and learn new skills

(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 16:22, Reply)
Crufts: Afterdark.

(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 16:22, Reply)
Unfortunately, I've never featured in a 1970's comic, so no.

(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 16:20, Reply)
You'll be telling me you've never knocked a policeman's helmet off with a snowball next

(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 16:23, Reply)
alright biffer

(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 16:40, Reply)
Hurry up and respond to Rob.

(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 16:42, Reply)
just saw that
you're all very very silly
(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 16:43, Reply)
I was in 2 gangs.
One was a fake biker gang called "the Turbo-T's" we had Denim jackets with a picture of a turbot (type of fish) wearing a top hat on the back. we were like 14. It was great, we made bottle rockets and smoked weed and ran around the woods.

Then, when I actually got a proper motorbike I joined a proper biker gang. We drank and fought and generally acted the cunt. I stopped hanging out with those guys around the age of 23.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 16:26, Reply)
+bangs

(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 16:30, Reply)
you wish.

(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 16:35, Reply)
not in a gang, but a number of secret clubs
we never really did anything except talk about the secret club.

alt: i tend to spoil my dad rotten as i don't get to do mother's day, wah wah.

altalt: how much whining shit can you listen to?!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 16:31, Reply)
So are you saying this modding business isn't as glamorous as its made out to be?

(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 16:33, Reply)
if you like people whinging about people whinging about people whinging
then it's got all the glamour of a 40's pin-up girl
(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 16:36, Reply)
Dozer will be in for it.
He likes a bit of ankle.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 16:38, Reply)
+ c

(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 16:38, Reply)
B3ta is overmoderated anyway.
The only people who should be stepped are those who whine about a lack of moderation. The banhammer should be referred to as the manthefuckupmallet.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 16:37, Reply)
in spite of my earlier mischief, nsfw stuff that's embedded ought to be nodded too

(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 16:42, Reply)
Well, yeah.

(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 16:51, Reply)
If your parents were brother and sister
you'd be the Ginger Inbred Man
(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 16:52, Reply)
imma respond to rob's offer by nominating you instead

(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 16:44, Reply)
It'd be pretty awesome.
No more strikethroughs, just sneaky amendments.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 16:57, Reply)
there are very few edits you could make
that would make the regulars appear more stupid and tragic than they already do
(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 17:01, Reply)
Alt: I flew my grandmother to Rome after my grandad died.
She'd never left the country before and got battered on gin in case she was scared of flying.

She thought it was brilliant but I reckon that was more to do with the traditionally flirty waiters as the culture and that.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 16:39, Reply)
Congratulations on your nomination for QOTW mod.
May your reign be glorious and bloody.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 16:47, Reply)
I'm going to ban anybody who doesn't include a picture of Bea Arthur or Steve McDonald
And prolly anybody who puts milk in their tea.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 16:50, Reply)
When we were in our early-mid teens we all had waterproof coats and smoked sess.
It wasn't a proper gang. Just a shared interest of hash, dnb and hiphop.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 16:54, Reply)
I share interests with many of my friends
does this make us a gang?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 16:56, Reply)
that's why i said 'it wasn't a proper gang' you mong.

(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 16:57, Reply)
bit harsh

(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 16:59, Reply)
in far more distressing news, I've lost my favourite secateurs
:(
(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 17:14, Reply)
that's a bit of a non secateur

(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 17:16, Reply)
guilty lol

(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 17:21, Reply)
where did you have them last?

(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 17:20, Reply)
in the garden

(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 17:20, Reply)
possibly a shed

(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 17:20, Reply)
MODS!

(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 17:22, Reply)
You called?

(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 17:24, Reply)
Curses!

(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 17:30, Reply)
I used to hang about with other young men who were into sk8ing, birds and djing

(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 17:15, Reply)
used to...
You still hang round the sk8 park, flashing your piercings and asking them to pet your dead hamster.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 17:25, Reply)
that's a pretty niche fantasy you have there, tatty heid

(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 17:33, Reply)
I was Kool and the Gang
Us kids from Fawdon used to go up kenton Bar parks looking for fights.
Kenton school also had a rivalry with another school from across the way and every so often we'd meet on opposite sides of the road and throw things like monkeys.

alt. The gift of my life
altalt. 2 fingers and a pizza.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 17:25, Reply)

Kool Kunt
(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 17:31, Reply)
Where did you get the monkeys from?

(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 17:51, Reply)
Me and a couple of friends had a gang when we were about 8.
We'd hang out in this base we had in some woods near my house and have swordfights with sticks and build bows with sticks and string and fire arrows with them that were made out of sticks.

Because this was in suburban Guildford, we had to share the base with about four other gangs as the "wood" was about thirty yards broad.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 17:36, Reply)
On Saturday i'm taking Ma' out for a lobster meal for MothersDay
Ma' isn't doing too well at the moment, some shyster estate agent has fucked up royally and completely ignored the fact that we have a solicitor, but Ma' is scared shitless, despite worst-case the whole fucking country is illegal... so I stayed around her's last night and I ain't seen her that bad this morning since Dad died. I took charged though and told the Estate Agent "Don't put this on us, you know you fucked up, and if push comes to shove the buyer's wont be the only ones suing you..... but look, forget that, they want to buy, we want to sale, surely something can be done"; and she's much better now.

She then gave me a lift into work, and on the way in I decided next month, when all this is over, and because it's her birthday then, i'm going to take her down Brighton for a long weekend on the weekend that the Apple Watch comes out... so i'm going to pick up the watch, and then see if there are any shows showing, maybe take in a drag act etc etc.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 17:43, Reply)
I wish I was your mum.

(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 17:45, Reply)
By the way, fun fact PP fans, I know lots of people think that Ma' is an american style "Maaarrrr"....
...but actually it's pronounced either 'Ma(l*)' (like Meow) or 'Mah', which is how her name sounds shortened.

* That's an 'L'...
(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 17:47, Reply)
mal like meow?
whut?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 17:50, Reply)
wait, you're right, that's wrong....
Mow ..... no
Mew ..... no
Muw .... no

fuck it, her name is Marianne , and I shorten it to the first 2-3 letters.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 17:53, Reply)
^totes adorbs^

(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 17:55, Reply)

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