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We're doing Irish food tonight, bacon and cabbage, all that muck.
What are your preferred forrin, and/or peasant dishes?
(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:33, 87 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
prolly that Jewish/ Irish fusion dish, fish and chips

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:35, Reply)
Jews can't eat seafood, sorry.

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:37, Reply)
shellfish

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:41, Reply)
I've just shared it with you.

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:45, Reply)
this was quite amusing

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:06, Reply)
I'm having fish'n'chips tonight, but i'll get them to double-fry the chips and use motza-meal for the batter on the fish

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:36, Reply)
Motza meal?

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:36, Reply)
jew's can't eat seafood

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:41, Reply)
They just use their eyes like everyone else

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:45, Reply)
I shoved 11 oysters up your mother's fanny, but the strange thing was, when I went to eat them out of her, I got 12 of them.

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:47, Reply)
Yah', it's like a more breadcrumb-like coating

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:46, Reply)
Sounds nice, jew fish fingers?

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:50, Reply)
No, do you?

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:26, Reply)
what the fuck sorry arsed prick cunt jew bastard horse fuck of a chip shop doesn't double fry their chips?

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:17, Reply)
'noms'
eurgh
(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:36, Reply)
okay you've edited it but you can't spell 'delicacies', i give up

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:39, Reply)
People who do that are lower than doctors who get struck off for fingering kids.

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:41, Reply)
These things never just 'go away' by editing

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:43, Reply)
Thanks for screensaving my posts :x

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:46, Reply)
no problem, my internet browser has a back button

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:46, Reply)
That's what it's there for?

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:49, Reply)
I understand the technical intricacies might be a bit much for a dimwit like you, but it serves several functions.

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:50, Reply)
I bet you can do excel too.

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:51, Reply)
It's 2015 m8, I think most people have mastered basic office software by now.
Apart from you, as you can't even fucking spell despite virtually everything including the tools to help you, even beeta has helpfully included a 'preview' button. Sad times.
(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:54, Reply)
Your Google/search skills are second to none.

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:57, Reply)
You really are a knob.

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:59, Reply)
I like this!

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:11, Reply)
You like knob
you know like a bumder

ahahahaha
(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:53, Reply)
that's a but harsh

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:18, Reply)
He can be rather unpleasant sometimes.
I'm considering removing him from Facebook.
(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:25, Reply)
surströmming

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:41, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/bedroomdisasters/post1261451
(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:42, Reply)
i ate some as a bet, fucking horrible.
my mate yacked his guts up as soon as it touched his mouth
(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:43, Reply)
i've heard it smells worse than it tastes
might get myself a can as a treat
(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:49, Reply)
Sounds foul.

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:51, Reply)
i like that middle eastern shizzle, falafels, houmous, haloumi, wraps, salads blah blah
peasant dishes - proper yorkshire puddings. not polenta. polenta can go suck a bag of dicks. it's revolting (much like the peasants).
(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:41, Reply)
lager and a bag of dry roasted peanuts

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:42, Reply)
Ooh get you mr lah-di-dah dry roasted

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:43, Reply)
recently, i feel like i'm going places.

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:45, Reply)
Just remember where you came from yeah

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:45, Reply)
just like 2pac
I came from the gutter and I'm still here
(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:47, Reply)
i can never choose between salted and dry roasted peanuts

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:43, Reply)
not a fan of the salted

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:46, Reply)
Dry roasted, or honey roasted.

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:47, Reply)
honey roasted? oh come on
there is never an excuse for honey roasted anything :(
(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:55, Reply)
^^Foodwrong^^
Honey roasted parsnips. FFS.
(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:00, Reply)
I wouldn't even use parsnips as a marital aid.
/ac
(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:03, Reply)
That's odd, cos YM loves them
/ac
(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:05, Reply)
honey roasted cashews are great

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:04, Reply)
i like honey roasted ham and all.

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:05, Reply)
Lidl sell wasabi coated cashews. They're well good.

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:47, Reply)
i fucking love flavoured cashew nuts
cracked black pepper or chilli are also good.

there is a stall called cranberry that lurks around some of the london stations, and part of their array of ludicrously fattening tasty treats are chocolate dipped cashew nuts. fucking hell those are good.
(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:56, Reply)
It appears that you like anything when chocolate becomes involved.

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:58, Reply)
Chocolate-coated lard

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:00, Reply)
You can tell she's northern.

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:14, Reply)
don't get ahead of yourself
what kind of chocolate?

if it's dark, it can fuck off for starters, and it can take you with it.
(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 17:28, Reply)
Scampi Fries when I'm 'ere.

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:46, Reply)
Boxty champ and colcannon are your friends

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:47, Reply)
The potato stuff is ok, but boiled bacon is rank.

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:48, Reply)
I always preferred Shank's and Bigfoot myself.

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:50, Reply)
Peasant food wise
I do like a good stew.

forrin Indian all the way
(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:48, Reply)
Peasant food: Toad in the hole, Beef Bourgignion, Pies, Marmite pasta.

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:49, Reply)
Marmite nuts are good, discovered them a while back.

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:58, Reply)
I always liked them Marmite crisps.

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:00, Reply)
This is one of those stories that where you "claim" you were eating some toast in the nude and just happened to drop it in your lap and then the dog jumped on you
isn't it
(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:05, Reply)
It's a lot easier now they've got a squeezy bottle.

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:05, Reply)
Dogs have?

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:10, Reply)
marmite cheddar too.

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:16, Reply)
If you can't mix those yourself you should get out the kitchen before you injure yourself.

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:18, Reply)
who makes their own cheese?
(please refrain from the usual playground retort)
(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:26, Reply)
That cunt from blur.

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:35, Reply)
The secret is loads of garlic and to cook the tarka much darker than you might think before adding it to the dal

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:59, Reply)
pasta bolognese tonight innit

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:07, Reply)
My favourite peasant meal
Chicken popsters, potato balls and some mushy peas and then a multipack of crisps for afters
(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:09, Reply)
Chicken contains meat apparently, even the Iceland stuff
Mushy peas are nice though.
(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:12, Reply)
This is almost as grim as a bloke I used to know who would pour super noodles on top of streak pie and chips.

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:16, Reply)
leathery pheasant

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:13, Reply)
quite a fan of the old birds aren't you?

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:25, Reply)
I've still got a pheasant in the freezer someone gave me a christmas.
I might throw it in the bin.
(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:35, Reply)
cassoulet, offal, anal

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:15, Reply)
sounds like a great night in
i'm sold
(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:18, Reply)
be there from 7 for apéritifs and oral

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:19, Reply)
I'll bring a bottle and the car keys.

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:41, Reply)
Microwaved lasagna is quite a comfort food for me.

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:20, Reply)
peasant, not underclass

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:33, Reply)
captain placid likes plaice that he's caught

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 17:10, Reply)
with his false teeth

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 17:20, Reply)
followed by a tub of ice-cream and a good cry.

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:37, Reply)

tub of ice cream pizza
good cry grudging blowjob
(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:47, Reply)
followed by a tub of ice-cream and a good cry afterwards for all parties involved.

(, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:50, Reply)

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