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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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We're doing Irish food tonight, bacon and cabbage, all that muck.
What are your preferred forrin, and/or peasant dishes?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:33, 87 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
prolly that Jewish/ Irish fusion dish, fish and chips

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:35, Reply)
Jews can't eat seafood, sorry.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:37, Reply)
shellfish

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:41, Reply)
I've just shared it with you.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:45, Reply)
this was quite amusing

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:06, Reply)
I'm having fish'n'chips tonight, but i'll get them to double-fry the chips and use motza-meal for the batter on the fish

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:36, Reply)
Motza meal?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:36, Reply)
jew's can't eat seafood

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:41, Reply)
They just use their eyes like everyone else

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:45, Reply)
I shoved 11 oysters up your mother's fanny, but the strange thing was, when I went to eat them out of her, I got 12 of them.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:47, Reply)
Yah', it's like a more breadcrumb-like coating

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:46, Reply)
Sounds nice, jew fish fingers?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:50, Reply)
No, do you?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:26, Reply)
what the fuck sorry arsed prick cunt jew bastard horse fuck of a chip shop doesn't double fry their chips?

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:17, Reply)
'noms'
eurgh
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:36, Reply)
okay you've edited it but you can't spell 'delicacies', i give up

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:39, Reply)
People who do that are lower than doctors who get struck off for fingering kids.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:41, Reply)
These things never just 'go away' by editing

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:43, Reply)
Thanks for screensaving my posts :x

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:46, Reply)
no problem, my internet browser has a back button

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:46, Reply)
That's what it's there for?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:49, Reply)
I understand the technical intricacies might be a bit much for a dimwit like you, but it serves several functions.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:50, Reply)
I bet you can do excel too.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:51, Reply)
It's 2015 m8, I think most people have mastered basic office software by now.
Apart from you, as you can't even fucking spell despite virtually everything including the tools to help you, even beeta has helpfully included a 'preview' button. Sad times.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:54, Reply)
Your Google/search skills are second to none.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:57, Reply)
You really are a knob.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:59, Reply)
I like this!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:11, Reply)
You like knob
you know like a bumder

ahahahaha
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:53, Reply)
that's a but harsh

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:18, Reply)
He can be rather unpleasant sometimes.
I'm considering removing him from Facebook.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:25, Reply)
surströmming

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:41, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/bedroomdisasters/post1261451
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:42, Reply)
i ate some as a bet, fucking horrible.
my mate yacked his guts up as soon as it touched his mouth
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:43, Reply)
i've heard it smells worse than it tastes
might get myself a can as a treat
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:49, Reply)
Sounds foul.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:51, Reply)
i like that middle eastern shizzle, falafels, houmous, haloumi, wraps, salads blah blah
peasant dishes - proper yorkshire puddings. not polenta. polenta can go suck a bag of dicks. it's revolting (much like the peasants).
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:41, Reply)
lager and a bag of dry roasted peanuts

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:42, Reply)
Ooh get you mr lah-di-dah dry roasted

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:43, Reply)
recently, i feel like i'm going places.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:45, Reply)
Just remember where you came from yeah

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:45, Reply)
just like 2pac
I came from the gutter and I'm still here
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:47, Reply)
i can never choose between salted and dry roasted peanuts

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:43, Reply)
not a fan of the salted

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:46, Reply)
Dry roasted, or honey roasted.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:47, Reply)
honey roasted? oh come on
there is never an excuse for honey roasted anything :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:55, Reply)
^^Foodwrong^^
Honey roasted parsnips. FFS.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:00, Reply)
I wouldn't even use parsnips as a marital aid.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:03, Reply)
That's odd, cos YM loves them
/ac
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:05, Reply)
honey roasted cashews are great

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:04, Reply)
i like honey roasted ham and all.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:05, Reply)
Lidl sell wasabi coated cashews. They're well good.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:47, Reply)
i fucking love flavoured cashew nuts
cracked black pepper or chilli are also good.

there is a stall called cranberry that lurks around some of the london stations, and part of their array of ludicrously fattening tasty treats are chocolate dipped cashew nuts. fucking hell those are good.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:56, Reply)
It appears that you like anything when chocolate becomes involved.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:58, Reply)
Chocolate-coated lard

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:00, Reply)
You can tell she's northern.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:14, Reply)
don't get ahead of yourself
what kind of chocolate?

if it's dark, it can fuck off for starters, and it can take you with it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 17:28, Reply)
Scampi Fries when I'm 'ere.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:46, Reply)
Boxty champ and colcannon are your friends

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:47, Reply)
The potato stuff is ok, but boiled bacon is rank.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:48, Reply)
I always preferred Shank's and Bigfoot myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:50, Reply)
Peasant food wise
I do like a good stew.

forrin Indian all the way
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:48, Reply)
Peasant food: Toad in the hole, Beef Bourgignion, Pies, Marmite pasta.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:49, Reply)
Marmite nuts are good, discovered them a while back.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:58, Reply)
I always liked them Marmite crisps.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:00, Reply)
This is one of those stories that where you "claim" you were eating some toast in the nude and just happened to drop it in your lap and then the dog jumped on you
isn't it
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:05, Reply)
It's a lot easier now they've got a squeezy bottle.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:05, Reply)
Dogs have?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:10, Reply)
marmite cheddar too.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:16, Reply)
If you can't mix those yourself you should get out the kitchen before you injure yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:18, Reply)
who makes their own cheese?
(please refrain from the usual playground retort)
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:26, Reply)
That cunt from blur.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:35, Reply)
The secret is loads of garlic and to cook the tarka much darker than you might think before adding it to the dal

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:59, Reply)
pasta bolognese tonight innit

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:07, Reply)
My favourite peasant meal
Chicken popsters, potato balls and some mushy peas and then a multipack of crisps for afters
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:09, Reply)
Chicken contains meat apparently, even the Iceland stuff
Mushy peas are nice though.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:12, Reply)
This is almost as grim as a bloke I used to know who would pour super noodles on top of streak pie and chips.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:16, Reply)
leathery pheasant

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:13, Reply)
quite a fan of the old birds aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:25, Reply)
I've still got a pheasant in the freezer someone gave me a christmas.
I might throw it in the bin.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:35, Reply)
cassoulet, offal, anal

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:15, Reply)
sounds like a great night in
i'm sold
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:18, Reply)
be there from 7 for apéritifs and oral

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:19, Reply)
I'll bring a bottle and the car keys.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:41, Reply)
Microwaved lasagna is quite a comfort food for me.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:20, Reply)
peasant, not underclass

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:33, Reply)
captain placid likes plaice that he's caught

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 17:10, Reply)
with his false teeth

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 17:20, Reply)
followed by a tub of ice-cream and a good cry.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:37, Reply)

tub of ice cream pizza
good cry grudging blowjob
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:47, Reply)
followed by a tub of ice-cream and a good cry afterwards for all parties involved.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:50, Reply)

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