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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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LUNCH!
What do you order from the chippy?

Favourite Queen song?

Sweet or savory?

Just Fuck Off, yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:46, 180 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
haddock large chips mushy peas pickled egg mars bar bottle of tizer ten silk cut and a chicken and mushroom pie while I'm waiting thanks

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:47, Reply)
Salt and vinegar?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:48, Reply)
shitloads ta

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:54, Reply)
queen are fucking shit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:48, Reply)
savoury

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:48, Reply)
a pickled egg and scraps

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:48, Reply)
That just sounds like poverty.
What are scraps?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:54, Reply)
the greasy crunchy bits sieved out of the oil

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:57, Reply)
yum!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:59, Reply)
oat quizzene

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:11, Reply)
fish and chips with a battered sausage.
Or, a kebab. Depending on levels of booze I've consumed.

FLASH! AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! SAVIOUR OF THE UNIVERSE!

Savoury.

No.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:48, Reply)
Got to say, I am totally 100% behind the feminist social media campaign #freethenipple

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:48, Reply)
and rupi kaur's mentrual leaks
(Live at the Dublin Castle ...)
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:55, Reply)
I don't know what that is, but I'm going to look it up and probably masturbate to it
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:57, Reply)
Ive got tomato and lentil soup today.
Too Much Love Will Kill You
Savoury
n.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:51, Reply)

battered sausage (no, not THAT Battered), fish cake and chips with curry sauce
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:51, Reply)

tomato and lentil soup curry
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:52, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:53, Reply)
1 x Battered Cod
1 x Chips
1 x Whitebait
1 x Mushy Peas
1 x Saveloy
3 x Tomato Sauce Sachet
4 x Export/Premium Quality Lager
1 x Can of Rio

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:52, Reply)
whitebait? queer

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:53, Reply)
i no u r m8

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:53, Reply)
Whitesnake

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:53, Reply)
I fucking love whitesnake

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:56, Reply)
*sigh* here we go again......

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:10, Reply)
white lightning

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:05, Reply)
few southern chippys get it right, but there is a good one in hammersmith and a cracking one in marylebone (run by greeks)
grilled haddock or cod, chips, tartare sauce.

not that wild on queen. maybe another one bites the dust?

either. just not together. unless it's salty chocolate or salty caramel.

MAKE ME, BITCH.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:52, Reply)
Southern Chippies don't even have mushy peas or gravy or king ribs. They can all GTF as far as I'm concerned.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:54, Reply)
they think it's avocado dip

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:55, Reply)
They do have mushy peas

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:55, Reply)
no gravy thou

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:57, Reply)
That's fine by me

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:58, Reply)
thou art gravy

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:58, Reply)
grilled fish at a chippy
lol
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:00, Reply)
great holiday you must be having

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:00, Reply)
smashing thanks, porky

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:03, Reply)
Taken the uggos for plastic surgery presumably?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:12, Reply)
Prolly want to see a decent hairdresser too

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:13, Reply)
fat upset spinster obsessed with my kids

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:15, Reply)
I had a baked haloumi and spinch salad with other shit.
Jumbo sausage and small chips, maybe a coke if I'm feeling crazy.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:54, Reply)
^ loves a jumbo sausage

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:55, Reply)
Yes I do.
This doesn't mean I'm gay.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:59, Reply)
Well I'm going to pretend it does.
^Sausage Jockey
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:01, Reply)
it definitely does

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:10, Reply)
Just a scallop
Not a scallop, but a scallop.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:56, Reply)
oh... a tattie fritter

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:59, Reply)
That's not what your mother would call it
Why are you a traitor to your people, Gorms?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:00, Reply)
Are you saying you go to the chippy...
...but don't have chips?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:59, Reply)
It's not even for me.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:01, Reply)
You, Sir, are a right mug.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:04, Reply)
Either
Chicken Pie supper and a king rib on the side
or a sausage supper and a king rib on the side

sometimes I have a white pudding instead of the king rib, you know... mix it up a bit.

Onion rings are optional.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:56, Reply)
macaroni pie

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:00, Reply)
Shite.
Lasagne when I'm here.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:01, Reply)
battered haggis supper
I used to like that chipper in Edinburgh that had a resident DJ. You'd see all the wreckhead gurners in there after the clubs closed.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:04, Reply)
I know the one you mean. It wasn't far from the Bongo Club.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:09, Reply)
aye

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:13, Reply)
What sort of animal generates the king rib?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:03, Reply)
I think it's mostly hog anus.
Can you imagine a McRib but battered and using some sort of chinese seasoning rather than bbq sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:04, Reply)
No, that sounds like a Gonz creation.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:06, Reply)
Smoked sausage supper.

Fat bottomed girls.

Both.

You first, you nobber.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:04, Reply)
Who'da thunk it.
A chip shop thread and BOOM! You appear.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:05, Reply)
I know, right?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:08, Reply)
I am i am having a chippy tea, large haddock, fish scone, buttered bap and a can of DB dandelion and burdock.
And I will have some of the fish on the bap with sauerkraut.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:10, Reply)
This is the most disgustingly northern thing I have read today

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:11, Reply)
TAP WATER SANDWICHES.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:12, Reply)
It could be made more Northern
with the addition of mushy peas and scraps.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:22, Reply)
ffs that went without even stating. if course mushy peas, scraps and gravy

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:30, Reply)
Dandelion and burdock is lovely
A most under rated drink

See also vimto
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:14, Reply)
Dandelion and burdock is for women and gays
Everything seems to be in order here, carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:16, Reply)
I quite like it.
Point proven.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:16, Reply)
piss off dozer

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:17, Reply)
shit in your own gob meaters

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:19, Reply)
Don't imagine he hasn't tried.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:21, Reply)
haven't we all?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:24, Reply)
AND SUCCEEDED!
Why does everyone always leave out this important fact?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:24, Reply)
it's far from the worst thing he's ever put in his mouth

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:25, Reply)
I like Dr Pepper do I have to be a woman or gay now or do I get off on a technicality?

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:17, Reply)
Dr Pepper is fine, you may continue being normal.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:18, Reply)
I don't really like Dr Pepper! HA! IN YOUR FACE! #PWNEDTOTHEMAX

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:21, Reply)
awww man :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:23, Reply)
Dude, he showed you!
Made you look a right prick.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:24, Reply)
I already look a right prick! IN HIS FACE!! UP YOURS WILLIAM 'BILL' CLAY

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:25, Reply)
I bet you drink TAB.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:19, Reply)
I drink lager m8

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:23, Reply)
^LAD

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:35, Reply)
+ YBOY

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:36, Reply)
I used to like it when I was a kid.
Vimto.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:18, Reply)
Well, that didn't work.
What I tried to say is that Tizer is better than Vimto.

/code spaz
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:20, Reply)
I can tell it's Tizer when my eyes are shut.

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:24, Reply)
dandelion and burdock may only be consumed with battered fish, then it is straight and manly.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:32, Reply)
What's the consensus on root beer?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:33, Reply)
it's for peedoughfyles

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:34, Reply)
Good, Cos I HATE IT.
You fucked up big time there, pal.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:36, Reply)
I didn't because I don't think you are a paedophile, I think you are just misunderstood.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:37, Reply)
It smells like Germolene.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:34, Reply)
like YM

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:36, Reply)
I'm drinking some now, its lovely

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:06, Reply)
Bookcases, door frames, etc
Princes of the Universe or anything from the Highlander soundtrack actually. I like their New York New York cover in the film but it ent on the soundtrack cd.

Savory
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:14, Reply)
HELP! I'M BEING BULLIED BY EM**E! I'M SOOOO UPSET

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:17, Reply)
there's nothing we can do, I'm afraid
he's far too big and clever and popular for anybody on here to handle
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:19, Reply)
^Otis's diss track

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:19, Reply)
I'm just waiting for him to post that pic of montys kids so I can use my super secret mod powers on him

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:23, Reply)
Are you counting Battered as one of Monty's kids?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:24, Reply)
Kids b3ta KIDS! Not FLIDS

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:28, Reply)
As far as I know, Monty only has A kid, not MULTIPLE kids.
Therefore, you're either counting battered or frog.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:33, Reply)
Radioheadzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:35, Reply)
The last time I visited a 'chippy' (about 3 years ago)
there was a drunk man - who was probably from a manual profession based on the state of his clothes - trying to haggle over the price of a small chips, and then racially abusing the chinese staff when he was told he would have to pay the full price.

I won't be going back.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:20, Reply)
the child rape schtick was slightly more endearing than this copycat swipe act

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:22, Reply)
My child rape stick has been confiscated
unfortunately
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:25, Reply)
I was in one once where a drunk man asked the teenage bird behind the counter if he could have a 'hairy pie'.
It was grim.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:22, Reply)
They usually are.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:35, Reply)
Nobody believes you're in a position of superiority, dear.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:38, Reply)
I do, Baggenfock is the best one here and anyone who disagrees is a looser

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:39, Reply)
I knew you'd come round eventually meaty.
Welcome to the 'cool' crowd.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:44, Reply)
BAGGENFOCK 4EVA! JASON NEVA!
JASON EATS CURRY EVERYDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:45, Reply)
fickle prick

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:51, Reply)
Stop trying to curry favour

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:53, Reply)
I dun that joke yesterday

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:54, Reply)

dun that joke ate curry
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:55, Reply)
Yeah but it's funnier when posted by someone who is popular and well-liked

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:55, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:55, Reply)
It's 5 portions of FRUIT AND VEG, jase.
Your local takeaway have been lying to you.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:58, Reply)
I cook my own m8

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:07, Reply)
Does that mean the ones who do agree are tighters?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:45, Reply)
Screw you

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:45, Reply)
You wish.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:48, Reply)
*sulks*

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:48, Reply)
You have transcended being TBOH and are now TOP MOD

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:49, Reply)
:-(

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:49, Reply)
Oh come on be realistic, even overzealous new boy McChinadelete is better that you.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:50, Reply)
I'm the ginger haired step-mod.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:52, Reply)
BETTER THAT YOU WHAT MATE?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:52, Reply)
UH OH!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:53, Reply)
It does give me an enormous sense of self-satisfaction.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:53, Reply)
Did that response give you a sense of self-satisfaction?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:53, Reply)
It does give me an enormous sense of self-satisfaction.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:54, Reply)
I'd make a good mod

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:51, Reply)
Very clever!
B3th! Who is ignoring me b3th? do mods know that?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:53, Reply)
*Real* mods do

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:54, Reply)
Real mods might.
I don't have proper mod powers, as we all know.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:55, Reply)
Hmmm

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:59, Reply)
If it helps at all, I've got you on ignore

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:01, Reply)
Thanks bbz

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:02, Reply)
You don't believe that I don't regularly go to chip shops?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:41, Reply)
His idea of a holiday is posting on here
This says it all
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:02, Reply)
Why are you bullying Jasums?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:04, Reply)
She bullies everyone. She's the reason I cut myself

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:06, Reply)
Not deeply enough

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:10, Reply)
Straight out of the dr shambolic book
"My really fulfilling leisure time and my love of spending time with my family"
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:08, Reply)
Sequel to
How to brag about a second rate academic career
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:11, Reply)
U R BOTH UPSET ON THE INTERNET

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:11, Reply)

Large battered plaice/coley/haddock
Large chips
Onion rings
Mushy peas
Salt and vinegar

Al: so many good ones, it's hard to choose.

Altalt: savoury, with a 'u' liek in propa spelling innit.

Altaltalt: come and have a go if you think you're hard enough.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:40, Reply)
alright 'robbie'

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:45, Reply)
Fish, chips and curry sauce
Probably " Hammer To Fall", or "Love Of My Life", "'39", and some more

Savoury

NO YOUN FUCK OFF
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:40, Reply)
'Ow bist, me babber?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:44, Reply)
*feels at home*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:45, Reply)
Bonjour Le Krone.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:45, Reply)
I don't like fish and chips, soz.
Too greasy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:47, Reply)
I always order the largest saveloy they have and choke it down
I sometimes dip the end in mayo to get started though
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:46, Reply)
I've heard you like to choke on a saveloy

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:47, Reply)
Correct me if I'm wrong here, but wasn't that 'the joke'?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:49, Reply)
I've heard you like to correct people if they're wrong

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:50, Reply)
It does give me an enormous sense of self-satisfaction.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:51, Reply)
PARKLIFE

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:52, Reply)
I was just joining in.
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:50, Reply)
I don't mean to discourage you.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:54, Reply)
as long as nobody is hurt that's the main thing

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:56, Reply)
I recently discovered Yorkshire fishcakes
Basically a chunk of haddock between slices of potato, battered and fried. WIN
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:47, Reply)
Ooh, nice
I know what I'll be getting when I'm in York*

*a cardigram
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:54, Reply)
bored to death by a lonely internet wanker

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:55, Reply)
Only if the necessary safeguards aren't met

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:57, Reply)
Why would Dozer send a message on a woolly jumper?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:57, Reply)
Haha! Message on a woolly jumper, eh?
*heads to kickstarter*
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:59, Reply)
You could get the market sewn up!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:01, Reply)
Get knitted!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:04, Reply)
You've dropped one.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:05, Reply)
Quit needling him

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:08, Reply)
That's an absolute purler!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:10, Reply)
Hang on, I'm beginning to see a pattern here......

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:11, Reply)
that is a fish scone

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:15, Reply)
Wish someone would start a new thread.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:11, Reply)

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