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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good morning OT! Its me Peej, Saviour of OT and it time for another successful Peej thread!
My parking permit is missing. Now I have to grovel to the parking bastard. he is a bastard too. and fat. a fat cunt parking bastard. When did you last have to grovel to someone you have utter contempt for?

Alt. APRIL FOOLS! Welcome to an utter shit day of wanky internet lol jokes. Lets face it, its no Spaghetti Harvest is it? When were you last fooled?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:31, 163 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
So, your story is 'I got a new parking permit'?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:39, Reply)
No.
I've parked in the permit holders car park and not displayed it.

So my story is "I might get a ticket unless I suck off a fat cunt"
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:40, Reply)
Oh I see, this is another 'TTT' account. 'Trolling The Trolls' eh? Well I'm a dab hand at this malarkey old son, be prepared for a link to something *hilarious* from 4-7 years ago where by I make you look a right 'April Fool'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:44, Reply)
Actually I think you will find that I'm Trolling you in to trolling me so I can reverse the troll and make you think that you are in fact the troll.
Convincing you that you are trolling the trolls. or CYTYATTT if you will.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:46, Reply)
oh yeah well see how you like this 'zinger' from my Archive (Please note the capitalised 'A')
Man is
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:49, Reply)
I am indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:51, Reply)
ZING

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:52, Reply)
LOL

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:52, Reply)
WELL PLAYED

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:52, Reply)
OH I SAY

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:52, Reply)
OFFICELOL

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:52, Reply)
POW

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:52, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:53, Reply)
POTD!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:53, Reply)
MARR ANDREW MARR MARVELOUS ANDREW MARR

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:53, Reply)
UH OH!!!!
Man posts same thing as other man at same time as other man andrew marr!!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:56, Reply)
ZING

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:56, Reply)
LOL

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:56, Reply)
WELL PLAYED

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:56, Reply)
OH I SAY

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:57, Reply)
OFFICELOL

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:57, Reply)
POW

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:57, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:57, Reply)
POTD!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:57, Reply)
MARR ANDREW MARR MARVELOUS ANDREW MARR

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:57, Reply)
Lolled and clicked

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:53, Reply)
*click*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:53, Reply)
*enclickens*
Do people still say that one?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:54, Reply)
Please can I post in your thread, Peej?
Oh pleeeeeeease, go on, let me.
I'll do anything.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:48, Reply)
n

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:51, Reply)
Fine.
I'll go and have a cup of tea then.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:56, Reply)
go and suck off a fat man
i suspect the answer might be
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 9:06, Reply)
Where would I find one of those around here?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 9:10, Reply)
dudley?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 9:24, Reply)
shitposter is my new favourite person on qotw
I wish he would come and post here
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 9:14, Reply)
In a way, aren't we all shitposter?
Especially you
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Well I should be on a flight from Barcelona but decided to stay at wherever this Spa resort hotel is

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 9:15, Reply)
I'm glad you stomped on the ignorant racist thread
I'm sure we all agree we don't need that kind of thing here.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 9:26, Reply)
rob's here at the mo, we could suggest a dedicated /racism board, keep it all together

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:03, Reply)
Something something, The Whom

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 9:58, Reply)
What do you call a Chinese restaurant south of Wolverhampton?
Yow Min Lye.

Regional humour, ladies and gentlemen.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:00, Reply)
I don't get it

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:18, Reply)
April fools.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:13, Reply)
it's not April Fools Day here. Soz.
it is nearly beer o'clock though.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:17, Reply)
Sasha's playing up here in July.
He must need his zimmer these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:22, Reply)
he's still top quality

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:19, Reply)
I've lost my voice
So I'm communicating the the Doris by text.

So far she has made me a drink, been to the chemist to get me a throat spray and agreed with my statement that The Boomtown Rats are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:27, Reply)
she's a keeper!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:29, Reply)
She has offered to scramble me some eggs.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:35, Reply)
Poached or GTF

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can you give it to meaty?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:32, Reply)
Not sure sharing a throat spray is hygienic.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:34, Reply)
Sounds more efficient than normal. Are you considering keeping up the façade after your voice returns?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:48, Reply)
Might do, no complaints so far.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:50, Reply)
Tuesdays are worse than Mondays
Stupid fucking Geldof
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Morning Phil
We have car park Nazis here too but our security guard is good with temporary passes. I grovel to no man

Alt:
I recently found out that I'd been enrolled onto our annual works trauma event (i.e. Staff conference), XXXX's GOT TALENT as a U2 tribute act
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isn't that the sweetest thing?
henceforth you shall be known as bono
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:49, Reply)
Edgy

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You work for Castlemaine?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:49, Reply)
flamin' galaah

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One of my mates has to pay for parking at his work.
It's one of those scratch-cards where you scratch off the day of the month the pass is for.

Every month he just buys one, and hides it under his tax disc so you can't see the day.

He also photoshopped the date on his council pass.

I think he might be a pikey.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:50, Reply)
£6 a day if you can't get a parking pass
CUNTS
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I'd get really upset about having to pay to go somewhere I don't really want to be.
I used to just park about five minutes away in some road. You could tell it really fucked off the people who lived there, which amused me really.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:53, Reply)
I'd key your car.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:54, Reply)
I wouldn't care, my car was shit.
I think someone tried passive-aggressively parking closer to me. But that wouldn't have phased me as i'd just leave it there over the weekend in a display of apathy.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:55, Reply)
i'd stab you in the dick.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:01, Reply)
I'd enjoy it.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:06, Reply)
fazed

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:18, Reply)
They changed the fucking car park at the metro station to 2 hours maximum stay
What fucking use is that? It takes 30 mins to get into town and 30 back so basically you can get something to eat before your time runs out.

There's now a 75 space car park with 2 cars a day in it
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so it's inconvenienced 73 people?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:06, Reply)
Yep, per day

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Get a stick on number "4" from a diy shop and amend the sign

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:36, Reply)
council logic innit

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:22, Reply)
so labour want to spend £800m on scotland
fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:51, Reply)
How dare they try and keep up promises they made.
They should just go back on their word like the Tories, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:52, Reply)
£800m on a country that wanted independence a few months ago
let's give them that instead
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:55, Reply)
You don't really understand how voting works do you?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:57, Reply)
i understand that if england got to vote for an independent scotland
it'd be bye bye haggis

i'd vote to get dozer repatriated
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:58, Reply)
I'd block all mobile networks, the BBC, take away the pound, burn all documents like birth Certs. cancel all passports.
Overnight. no fucking around.

then invade or Trident the cunts back 100 years to the Stone Age.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:05, Reply)
and build a massive wall
so we don't have to look at their offensive pasty faces and ginger heads any more
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:17, Reply)
Bye!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:18, Reply)
TWITJ

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:19, Reply)
FOBTJL

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:20, Reply)
It'd be well lol when you got trebucheted over in a case of mistaken nationality.
Damn you Meatsnake.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:18, Reply)
i don't even own an kilt

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:20, Reply)
or 800m.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:27, Reply)
sad but true

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:30, Reply)
If it was beneficial to cut off Scotland why did all 3 major parties brick it and run up there to convince them to stay?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:05, Reply)
weakness

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:07, Reply)
Although you make a valid point. The SNP could branch out and allow England to have some decent social policies /and/ an independent Scotland.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:08, Reply)
because the one thing all politicians have in common, regardless of party is that they have no idea what people actually want

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:18, Reply)
It sounds like you don't have much of an idea either, if this thread is anything to go by.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:19, Reply)
it is certainly safe to say that i would never really talk about real politics on b3ta
however, scotland wouldn't know what to do with £8, never mind £8m.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:20, Reply)
Well I for one certainly wouldn't blow it all on a fucking salad - even if I put another £2 of my own cash towards it.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:59, Reply)
No fuck it - I'll have the salad.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 Apr 2015, 12:03, Reply)
2 quid first.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 12:09, Reply)
Will you take an IOU?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 Apr 2015, 12:15, Reply)
no but I'll burn your house down with you in it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 12:19, Reply)
Steady on there, I'm not Dr Skagra FFS.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 Apr 2015, 13:47, Reply)
down here, we call that "chips"

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 12:37, Reply)
Glasgow Salad!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 12:38, Reply)
i hear lynx make showers up there too

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 12:39, Reply)
Well if you're spending £10 on chips every lunchtime that would certainly explain why you're
A. Fat
B. Hopeless with money
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 Apr 2015, 13:48, Reply)
In Swipeyland, 45% > 55%, remember

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:58, Reply)
+votes

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APRIL FOOL

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:57, Reply)
I quite like the open contempt this bloke has for this April Fool bollocks.
www.theguardian.com/world/live/2015/apr/01/april-fools-day-jokes-2015-the-best-from-around-the-world
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:06, Reply)
I was reading that earlier, it made me wonder if I was writing it.
HAHAHA LIKE I'D WORK EVER AT THE GUARDIAN LOL YOLO
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:11, Reply)
I've never understood the phrase 'a bit of a damp squid'.
Squid are aquatic; of course they're damp.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:18, Reply)
I think it refers to one pacific kind of squid

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:19, Reply)
dunno

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:20, Reply)
is this a joke?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:28, Reply)
Are you looking in a mirror?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:29, Reply)
what of it?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:32, Reply)
Then that is your real face and not a cruel joke

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:37, Reply)
hahaha. megabonceasaurus.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:44, Reply)
oh the huge manatee!
twitter.com/search?q=%22huge%20manatee%22&src=typd
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:42, Reply)
Maybe you're supposed to dry them off before you eat them.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:20, Reply)
yeah maybe

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:21, Reply)
you can see the Thai squid farms from space at night
true story.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:33, Reply)
I am bored dot com!
Haha it's funny when you say 'dot com' after stuff! dot com! lol....dot com!

Cheers dot com
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:40, Reply)
no .org

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:43, Reply)
Would you like to phone a friend? Rofl

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:43, Reply)
not long til 4 days off!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:44, Reply)
Hooray! I deserve it, I worked really hard for about an hour this morning.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:45, Reply)
too right, Hun.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:53, Reply)
m8 dot com

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:50, Reply)
Alright dot co dot yew kay

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:53, Reply)
Joni Mitchell
Is probably pleased there is ample parking available if she is due an extended stay in hospital.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:50, Reply)
she can't drive. she went to hospital in an ambulace.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:52, Reply)
she has an imaginary disease innit
Morgellons Syndrome.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:53, Reply)
DMX Krew did a really nice cover of Big Yellow Taxi with a Moog.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=balAoLKpmwU
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:56, Reply)
ed dmx has made some excellent records and his label are cool
I saw him a few years ago, he DJd loads of old breakbeat rave tracks.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 12:22, Reply)
I've been out for a bit and this thread is still limping along?
Fucking hell mate, get some help.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 12:43, Reply)
we used to have a right laugh on here.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 12:47, Reply)
I think I'll wait for this episode of The Professionals to finish
And then I'll get up.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 12:48, Reply)
I am off out for a slap up feed.
Is the 25th still on? I now have a surprise 50th party of a close friend. not you bunch of cunts.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 12:52, Reply)
can anyone do the 18th?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 12:53, Reply)
We'll sort something out when you get back and I can speak.
Nothing confirmed yet.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 12:54, Reply)
Brilliant.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 12:56, Reply)
don't tell b3th

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 13:01, Reply)

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