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Good morning OT! Its me Peej, Saviour of OT and it time for another successful Peej thread!My parking permit is missing. Now I have to grovel to the parking bastard. he is a bastard too. and fat. a fat cunt parking bastard. When did you last have to grovel to someone you have utter contempt for?
Alt. APRIL FOOLS! Welcome to an utter shit day of wanky internet lol jokes. Lets face it, its no Spaghetti Harvest is it? When were you last fooled?
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Peej, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:31,
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latest was 10 years ago)
So, your story is 'I got a new parking permit'?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:39,
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No.I've parked in the permit holders car park and not displayed it.
So my story is "I might get a ticket unless I suck off a fat cunt"
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Peej, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:40,
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Oh I see, this is another 'TTT' account. 'Trolling The Trolls' eh? Well I'm a dab hand at this malarkey old son, be prepared for a link to something *hilarious* from 4-7 years ago where by I make you look a right 'April Fool'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:44,
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Actually I think you will find that I'm Trolling you in to trolling me so I can reverse the troll and make you think that you are in fact the troll.Convincing you that you are trolling the trolls. or CYTYATTT if you will.
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Peej, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:46,
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oh yeah well see how you like this 'zinger' from my Archive (Please note the capitalised 'A')Man is
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:49,
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UH OH!!!!Man posts same thing as other man at same time as other man andrew marr!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:56,
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*enclickens*Do people still say that one?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:54,
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Please can I post in your thread, Peej?Oh pleeeeeeease, go on, let me.
I'll do anything.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:48,
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Fine.I'll go and have a cup of tea then.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:56,
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go and suck off a fat mani suspect the answer might be
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 9:06,
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Where would I find one of those around here?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 9:10,
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shitposter is my new favourite person on qotwI wish he would come and post here
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 9:14,
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In a way, aren't we all shitposter?Especially you
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:52,
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Well I should be on a flight from Barcelona but decided to stay at wherever this Spa resort hotel is(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 9:15,
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I'm glad you stomped on the ignorant racist threadI'm sure we all agree we don't need that kind of thing here.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 9:26,
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rob's here at the mo, we could suggest a dedicated /racism board, keep it all together(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:03,
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Something something, The Whom(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 9:58,
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What do you call a Chinese restaurant south of Wolverhampton?Yow Min Lye.
Regional humour, ladies and gentlemen.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:00,
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April fools.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:13,
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it's not April Fools Day here. Soz. it is nearly beer o'clock though.
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Sasha's playing up here in July.He must need his zimmer these days.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:22,
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I've lost my voiceSo I'm communicating the the Doris by text.
So far she has made me a drink, been to the chemist to get me a throat spray and agreed with my statement that The Boomtown Rats are shit.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:27,
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She has offered to scramble me some eggs.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:35,
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Not sure sharing a throat spray is hygienic. (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:34,
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Sounds more efficient than normal. Are you considering keeping up the façade after your voice returns?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:48,
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Tuesdays are worse than MondaysStupid fucking Geldof
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:49,
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Morning PhilWe have car park Nazis here too but our security guard is good with temporary passes. I grovel to no man
Alt:
I recently found out that I'd been enrolled onto our annual works trauma event (i.e. Staff conference), XXXX's GOT TALENT as a U2 tribute act
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:47,
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isn't that the sweetest thing?henceforth you shall be known as bono
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:49,
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One of my mates has to pay for parking at his work.It's one of those scratch-cards where you scratch off the day of the month the pass is for.
Every month he just buys one, and hides it under his tax disc so you can't see the day.
He also photoshopped the date on his council pass.
I think he might be a pikey.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:50,
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£6 a day if you can't get a parking passCUNTS
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:51,
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I'd get really upset about having to pay to go somewhere I don't really want to be.I used to just park about five minutes away in some road. You could tell it really fucked off the people who lived there, which amused me really.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:53,
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I wouldn't care, my car was shit.I think someone tried passive-aggressively parking closer to me. But that wouldn't have phased me as i'd just leave it there over the weekend in a display of apathy.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:55,
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They changed the fucking car park at the metro station to 2 hours maximum stayWhat fucking use is that? It takes 30 mins to get into town and 30 back so basically you can get something to eat before your time runs out.
There's now a 75 space car park with 2 cars a day in it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:02,
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Get a stick on number "4" from a diy shop and amend the sign(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:36,
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so labour want to spend £800m on scotlandfucking hell.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:51,
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How dare they try and keep up promises they made.They should just go back on their word like the Tories, yeah?
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:52,
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£800m on a country that wanted independence a few months agolet's give them that instead
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:55,
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You don't really understand how voting works do you?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:57,
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i understand that if england got to vote for an independent scotlandit'd be bye bye haggis
i'd vote to get dozer repatriated
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:58,
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I'd block all mobile networks, the BBC, take away the pound, burn all documents like birth Certs. cancel all passports. Overnight. no fucking around.
then invade or Trident the cunts back 100 years to the Stone Age.
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and build a massive wallso we don't have to look at their offensive pasty faces and ginger heads any more
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:17,
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It'd be well lol when you got trebucheted over in a case of mistaken nationality.Damn you Meatsnake.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:18,
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If it was beneficial to cut off Scotland why did all 3 major parties brick it and run up there to convince them to stay?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:05,
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Although you make a valid point. The SNP could branch out and allow England to have some decent social policies /and/ an independent Scotland.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:08,
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because the one thing all politicians have in common, regardless of party is that they have no idea what people actually want(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:18,
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It sounds like you don't have much of an idea either, if this thread is anything to go by.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:19,
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it is certainly safe to say that i would never really talk about real politics on b3tahowever, scotland wouldn't know what to do with £8, never mind £8m.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:20,
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Well I for one certainly wouldn't blow it all on a fucking salad - even if I put another £2 of my own cash towards it.(, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:59, Reply)
Well if you're spending £10 on chips every lunchtime that would certainly explain why you're A. Fat
B. Hopeless with money
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I quite like the open contempt this bloke has for this April Fool bollocks.www.theguardian.com/world/live/2015/apr/01/april-fools-day-jokes-2015-the-best-from-around-the-world
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:06,
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I was reading that earlier, it made me wonder if I was writing it.HAHAHA LIKE I'D WORK EVER AT THE GUARDIAN LOL YOLO
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:11,
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I've never understood the phrase 'a bit of a damp squid'.Squid are aquatic; of course they're damp.
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I think it refers to one pacific kind of squid(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:19,
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Then that is your real face and not a cruel joke(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:37,
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oh the huge manatee!twitter.com/search?q=%22huge%20manatee%22&src=typd
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:42,
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Maybe you're supposed to dry them off before you eat them.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:20,
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I am bored dot com!Haha it's funny when you say 'dot com' after stuff! dot com! lol....dot com!
Cheers dot com
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:40,
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Hooray! I deserve it, I worked really hard for about an hour this morning.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:45,
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Joni MitchellIs probably pleased there is ample parking available if she is due an extended stay in hospital.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:50,
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DMX Krew did a really nice cover of Big Yellow Taxi with a Moog.www.youtube.com/watch?v=balAoLKpmwU
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:56,
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ed dmx has made some excellent records and his label are coolI saw him a few years ago, he DJd loads of old breakbeat rave tracks.
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I've been out for a bit and this thread is still limping along?Fucking hell mate, get some help.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 12:43,
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I think I'll wait for this episode of The Professionals to finishAnd then I'll get up.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 12:48,
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I am off out for a slap up feed. Is the 25th still on? I now have a surprise 50th party of a close friend. not you bunch of cunts.
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We'll sort something out when you get back and I can speak. Nothing confirmed yet.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 12:54,
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