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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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alright.
What have I missed?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:21, 73 replies, latest was 5 years ago)
It's my wedding anniversary.
And one of the medical secretaries at work has been put away for 20 months on account of defrauding her ill (and now both dead) parents of £80k, thereby doing her brother out of his share of his inheritance.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:25, Reply)
None of this has been brought up in previous threads, I just thought I'd mention it.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:28, Reply)
That's quite the cunt thing to do.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:29, Reply)
I'm not naming and shaming.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:30, Reply)
No need
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/daughter-stole-nearly-80k-dying-5476870
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:32, Reply)
It's the biggest scandal to hit this corner of the county
since the town's resident dwarf was murdered by his brother.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:33, Reply)
How could anybody stoop so low?

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:34, Reply)
Calm down.
It's called OFF TOPIC
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:31, Reply)
badum tish

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:32, Reply)
everyone's entitled to a wedding anniversary

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 19:02, Reply)
dozer isn't
uk law does not recognise the love between a man and his hamster.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 19:14, Reply)
it will one day!!!!

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 19:46, Reply)
Mister Mister

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:29, Reply)
not much

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:29, Reply)
Not much since you've been posting under an alias

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:35, Reply)
our answer to Sherlock Holmes

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:37, Reply)
he's quite the deductive genius

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:38, Reply)
ah yes, the great argument concerning Holmes and deductive versus inductive.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 19:18, Reply)
fuck off, nonce.
Oh look, another case cracked!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:45, Reply)
it's not true what they say about you

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:48, Reply)
Woah has dozer been using a sock account?
You should report him to the mods
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:38, Reply)
woah, innocent until proven guilty, yeah?

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:39, Reply)

woah, innocent until proven guilty, yeah? Heyyyyyy!!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:42, Reply)
Heyyyyy!!!!!

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:43, Reply)
um, I mean, '^ upset'

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:44, Reply)
Some cunt pretending to be you.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:52, Reply)
n

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:54, Reply)
the entire point of human existence

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:57, Reply)
I don't know what you mean.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 18:04, Reply)
it's all just a distraction from the fear of our inevitable death.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 19:32, Reply)
That's not really in the 'winning at life' /ot ethos.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 19:42, Reply)
This here's the home of the OT cream, winners all.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 19:45, Reply)
whiners all

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 19:56, Reply)
No, to win at life
you need to endlessly mock people for their shortcomings whilst boasting of your property empire, general fitness levels and exotic skiing trips. Then have a debilitating stroke in your thirties, stop posting for a bit, come back under several aliases, then stop posting again.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 20:17, Reply)
As if a stroke is a real thing.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 20:31, Reply)
You should write a self help book.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 20:34, Reply)
I'm too busy being loved and adored by my wife.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 20:44, Reply)
In between posting on here, obviously.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 20:47, Reply)
is your wife French?

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 20:49, Reply)
Non.
But she can speak Greek.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 20:52, Reply)
What's a Greek urn?

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 20:54, Reply)
depends on the rate of exchange.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 20:55, Reply)
It's a fella from Greece, Eric.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 21:05, Reply)
I won a poster prize at a conference.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 20:13, Reply)
I remember being a student too.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 20:35, Reply)
I think there was a bit of a mix-up.
They normally hand these out to people who went to Oxford, but they must have mistook me for someone else younger and posher.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 20:38, Reply)
Was it colouring in?

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 20:37, Reply)
More like dot-to-dot.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 20:37, Reply)
that is how the KGB got to me.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 20:48, Reply)
I am listening to myself on the radio.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 21:08, Reply)
okay. Why?

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 21:16, Reply)
He liked to dance to it down in the streets.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 21:40, Reply)
I've just watched Ghostbusters with little tangle
It's a lot shitter than I remember, but then I suppose I was 30 years younger last time
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 21:22, Reply)
How DARE you.
Oh, you mean the cartoon? Carry on.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 21:28, Reply)
Well, always remember that BIll Murray ran of to the Sorbonne to study philosophy.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 21:29, Reply)
^ Mr Sta Poofed

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 21:36, Reply)
carey lowell y/n

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 21:37, Reply)
n

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 21:41, Reply)
y not

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:06, Reply)

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