alright.
What have I missed?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:21, 73 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

It's my wedding anniversary.
And one of the medical secretaries at work has been put away for 20 months on account of defrauding her ill (and now both dead) parents of £80k, thereby doing her brother out of his share of his inheritance.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:25, Reply)

None of this has been brought up in previous threads, I just thought I'd mention it.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:28, Reply)

That's quite the cunt thing to do.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:29, Reply)

I'm not naming and shaming.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:30, Reply)

No need
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/daughter-stole-nearly-80k-dying-5476870
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:32, Reply)

It's the biggest scandal to hit this corner of the county
since the town's resident dwarf was murdered by his brother.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:33, Reply)

How could anybody stoop so low?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:34, Reply)

Calm down.
It's called OFF TOPIC
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:31, Reply)

badum tish

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:32, Reply)

everyone's entitled to a wedding anniversary

( Muns, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 19:02, Reply)

dozer isn't
uk law does not recognise the love between a man and his hamster.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 19:14, Reply)

it will one day!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 19:46, Reply)

Mister Mister

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:29, Reply)

not much

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:29, Reply)

Not much since you've been posting under an alias

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:35, Reply)

our answer to Sherlock Holmes

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:37, Reply)

he's quite the deductive genius

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:38, Reply)

ah yes, the great argument concerning Holmes and deductive versus inductive.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 19:18, Reply)

fuck off, nonce.
Oh look, another case cracked!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:45, Reply)

it's not true what they say about you

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:48, Reply)

Woah has dozer been using a sock account?
You should report him to the mods
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:38, Reply)

woah, innocent until proven guilty, yeah?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:39, Reply)

woah, innocent until proven guilty, yeah? Heyyyyyy!!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:42, Reply)

Heyyyyy!!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:43, Reply)

um, I mean, '^ upset'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:44, Reply)

Some cunt pretending to be you.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:52, Reply)

n

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:54, Reply)

the entire point of human existence

(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:57, Reply)

I don't know what you mean.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 18:04, Reply)

it's all just a distraction from the fear of our inevitable death.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 19:32, Reply)

That's not really in the 'winning at life' /ot ethos.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 19:42, Reply)

This here's the home of the OT cream, winners all.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 19:45, Reply)

whiners all

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 19:56, Reply)

No, to win at life
you need to endlessly mock people for their shortcomings whilst boasting of your property empire, general fitness levels and exotic skiing trips. Then have a debilitating stroke in your thirties, stop posting for a bit, come back under several aliases, then stop posting again.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Apr 2015, 20:17, Reply)

As if a stroke is a real thing.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 20:31, Reply)

You should write a self help book.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 20:34, Reply)

I'm too busy being loved and adored by my wife.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Apr 2015, 20:44, Reply)

In between posting on here, obviously.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Apr 2015, 20:47, Reply)

is your wife French?

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 20:49, Reply)

Non.
But she can speak Greek.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Apr 2015, 20:52, Reply)

What's a Greek urn?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 20:54, Reply)

depends on the rate of exchange.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Apr 2015, 20:55, Reply)

It's a fella from Greece, Eric.

(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 21:05, Reply)

I won a poster prize at a conference.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 8 Apr 2015, 20:13, Reply)

I remember being a student too.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 20:35, Reply)

I think there was a bit of a mix-up.
They normally hand these out to people who went to Oxford, but they must have mistook me for someone else younger and posher.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 8 Apr 2015, 20:38, Reply)

Was it colouring in?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 20:37, Reply)

More like dot-to-dot.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 8 Apr 2015, 20:37, Reply)

that is how the KGB got to me.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 20:48, Reply)

I am listening to myself on the radio.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 21:08, Reply)

okay. Why?

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 21:16, Reply)

He liked to dance to it down in the streets.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 21:40, Reply)

I've just watched Ghostbusters with little tangle
It's a lot shitter than I remember, but then I suppose I was 30 years younger last time
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 21:22, Reply)

How DARE you.
Oh, you mean the cartoon? Carry on.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 21:28, Reply)

Well, always remember that BIll Murray ran of to the Sorbonne to study philosophy.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 21:29, Reply)

^ Mr Sta Poofed

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 21:36, Reply)

carey lowell y/n

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 21:37, Reply)

n

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 21:41, Reply)

y not

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:06, Reply)