So where's everyone going when this place carks it then?

( .Yeti., Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:14, 66 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Mass suicide by stranglywank.
See you on the other side...
(Twangy Rubber, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:20, Reply)

It's surely not going to make much difference to someone who posts once or twice a month

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:42, Reply)

You can reply to this next month.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:59, Reply)

I see your point.
It is too much, I'll cut back a bit.
(Twangy Rubber, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:31, Reply)

I'll probably curl up into a ball and sniff my farts until I die

( $$ ✅, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:22, Reply)

Sexy as fuck.

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:12, Reply)

I think the plan is to go to the pub for a few cheeky beers, then everyone over to your mum's place for a massive, brutal gang bang.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:25, Reply)

I'll get cracking on the cucumber sandwiches.

( .Yeti., Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:27, Reply)

what a horrid euphemism

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:30, Reply)

only for the truly dutty hoes amongst us

( .Yeti., Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:34, Reply)

so, all of us then

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:43, Reply)

pretty much

( .Yeti., Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:49, Reply)

pub

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:32, Reply)

I hope you all add me on the Facebooks, so we can continue our blossoming friendships.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:36, Reply)

no.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:38, Reply)

not you, cry baby

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:51, Reply)

Again, with the bullying. And it's not even lunchtime.
I hope it makes you feel like the big man.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:58, Reply)

I'm going to add Jase on Facebook and spend my days discussing Lady Gaga and Pop Idol with him.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:43, Reply)

Pop idol hasn't been round for years GRANDAD!
Get with the programme
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:51, Reply)

Is the stammering pikey still on it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:58, Reply)

Unlikely
if it's not been on for years.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:01, Reply)

Haha yeah I love 'Nasty Nige'!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:03, Reply)

HAHA! yeah! Like on Eastenders!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:04, Reply)

I can't belive Jayse aint' got PP on his FB =(
I bet he'd totally be awesome on it
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:13, Reply)

WHOSE THAT THEN?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:17, Reply)

PP is the only reason anybody cool ever goes on Facebook

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:17, Reply)

Once again us uncool people get left out :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:18, Reply)

it's your own faults for being such awful dweebs

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:21, Reply)

I stalk you a bit on there.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:18, Reply)

we should be FB friends, then I could send you links to gigs that you can't come to.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:21, Reply)

I might* pop up to Darley Dale in September


^*not
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:24, Reply)

Focus on my work, move up the ladder, retire on a beefier pension.
This puerile digital arts community has been holding me back.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:47, Reply)

It's your low IQ, facial deformities and poor personal hygiene that have been holding you back, I'm afraid.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:49, Reply)

must be like looking in a mirror

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:52, Reply)

There's nothing wrong with my personal hygiene.
I'm positively fragrant.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:56, Reply)

A McBeefier pension?

( .Yeti., Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:52, Reply)

I'm intrigued by this novel financial prospect.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:53, Reply)

Invest in drugs and samurai swords.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:57, Reply)

this is far better financial advice than i have ever seen plumdozer give

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:07, Reply)

I might go to the pub

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:54, Reply)

Belmarsh most likely.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:10, Reply)

Most likely, now that the Yewtree contingent has been thinned out.

( .Yeti., Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:17, Reply)

I'm prolly driving down the coast to La Rochelle for a bit and then down to the in-laws and a week or two in Spain

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:11, Reply)

Will you bring me back a bottle of Pineau?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:17, Reply)

pineau is the reason for my only guilty incident of drink driving since my yoof
some dodgy geezer in a cabin forced* me to try every variety of his sickly sweet product

(* by like casually offering it to me)
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:20, Reply)

What else could you have done under the circumstances?
Most French judges would surely see that.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:22, Reply)

especially if you slip them a couple of bottles of liquor under the table

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:23, Reply)

Sweet wines, blobbing birds, woofters
/ac.
( .Yeti., Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:24, Reply)

exactly ... I don't even like the stuff
it's for grannies and country woofters
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:25, Reply)

I like half a Charantais melon with the hole left after you've scooped the pips out filled with Pineau
Happy to have this either as a starter or a pud.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:30, Reply)

Pineau port and accompanied by some jamón ibérico

ftfy.
( .Yeti., Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:33, Reply)

you massive granny woofter

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:33, Reply)

I'm not sure why you think it might go.
Seems to be a small band of regular posters here most days, some busy and some quiet days. No reason to close one part of a site that still has a fair amount of traffic spread across a few boards.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:20, Reply)

I just get the impression there have been a lot more quiet than busy days of late.
I don't go on /talk, but /QOTW is the deadest of dead horses and even /OT is getting a case of the tumbleweeds.
( .Yeti., Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:22, Reply)

I find the best way to prevent this sort of decline is to constantly harp on about it every fucking week

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:24, Reply)

I've long since been afflicted by the French national hobby of bitching and moaning at any possible occasion.

( .Yeti., Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:31, Reply)

cultural integration is very important
have you become more casually racist and smugly overconfident in the superiority of your cuisine?
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:34, Reply)

Smugly overconfident in the national culinary virtues, yes
Casually racist, not so much. I'm clinging on to my vestigial urge to punch frontistes in the face.
( .Yeti., Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:38, Reply)

I'm crossing fingers for a massive father-daughter row that unveils some deeply unsavoury domestic secrets

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:50, Reply)

If I see a news headline that Le Pen senior visited hospitals and molested North African children,
I promise not to ask Father Christmas for anything this year.
( .Yeti., Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:00, Reply)

Heyyyy!

(Good evening Good evening, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:27, Reply)