Happy St George's Day to all my fellow patriots and nationalists!
I hope you are all taking this opportunity to reflect on what it means to be an Englishman in the 21st century.
You are English, aren't you? I don't like foreigners.

Alt: Did you know that St George was definitely from Coventry?
www.bbc.co.uk/coventry/features/weird-warwickshire/the-legend-of-st-george.shtml

Altalt: I wonder would you like a cup of tea?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 8:48, 82 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I'm well English.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 8:50, Reply)

Lord grant that Marshal Wade
May by thy mighty aid
Victory bring.
May he sedition hush,
And like a torrent rush,
Rebellious Scots to crush.
God save the Queen!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 8:58, Reply)

I'm looking forward to lots of angry newspaper comments and forum posts about how nobody celebrates St George's day because of anti-English PC GORN MAAAAAAAD

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:03, Reply)

What they need to do is incorporate the Cornish flag in to the Union Jack then people can fly it without fear of being racist.
because "There is some black in the union jack!"
( Peej, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:11, Reply)

haha ... like the Cornish flag is actually a thing

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:20, Reply)

It must be a thing, otherwise my massive face tattoo would make no sense!

( Peej, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:22, Reply)

they were just crossing it out as a terrible mistake

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:23, Reply)

Its a big plus

( Peej, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:27, Reply)

*applause*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:58, Reply)

happy is england, i could be content to see no other verdure than its own.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:08, Reply)

This is both beautiful and true.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:12, Reply)

i know, that's why i wrote it. god.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:14, Reply)

English out! An Gof!

( Peej, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:10, Reply)

Typical taffy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:11, Reply)

i didn't think St George ever set foot in the UK
I thought he died in Turkey the filthy fucking immigrant
( $$ ✅, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:10, Reply)

Next you'll be saying he didn't really kill a dragon, you horrid traitor.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:13, Reply)

the dragon represented migrant workers

( $$ ✅, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:16, Reply)

migrunt Shirkers moah loike

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:17, Reply)

I thought he was Persian?
If so, we should use this day to strengthen our bonds with our good friends in Iran. Make the world a better place.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:16, Reply)

Racist

( Peej, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:16, Reply)

Palestinian or Turk, I think.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:17, Reply)

*starts humming they might be giants*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:19, Reply)

Palestinian, Turk, Hometown Coventry

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:22, Reply)

V good.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:23, Reply)

Iran, the enemy of my enemy is also my enemy

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:24, Reply)

What a fucking ponce!

( Peej, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:27, Reply)

what a prick! lol

( $$ ✅, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:28, Reply)

What? That's fairly standard attire for most Coventrians.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:31, Reply)

All Coventrians are ponces

( Peej, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:31, Reply)

she's FIT

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:32, Reply)

Petty sure she's underage, you pervert.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 10:01, Reply)

I have EXACTLY the same Dr Zaius codpiece

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:36, Reply)

I've got the nipple plates

( Peej, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:39, Reply)

Ponce.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:40, Reply)

Daffodils?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:41, Reply)

Knee pads? Looks like a prick? Dozer?

( Peej, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:40, Reply)

oi!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 10:00, Reply)

This thread is for English people.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 10:09, Reply)

that's no knee pad

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 10:00, Reply)

All the artwork shows that it was a fucking tiny dragon.
Probably killed a dog called dragon or something.
( Peej, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:31, Reply)

Oh right, next you'll be saying there's no such things as griffins and unicorns.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:32, Reply)

I didn't say there's no such thing. I just said it was a bit small for a dragon.

( Peej, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:39, Reply)

It could fly and breathe fire and that, I think its size is irrelevant.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:44, Reply)

Yeh then why do all the pictures show it running around on the floor under his horse hooves?
Because it was a dog thats why! Fucking lying Saint Cunt
( Peej, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:45, Reply)

And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon Englands mountains green:
And was the holy Lamb of God,
On Englands pleasant pastures seen!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:38, Reply)

before being slaughtered, roasted and served with mint sauce and parsnips

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:38, Reply)

No, probably not.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:38, Reply)

Doesn't this image make your heart swell with English pride?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:46, Reply)

It makes me want to drive to Dover and punch any immigrant trying to step foot on our shores

( $$ ✅, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:53, Reply)

www.paramore.net/forum/how-did-donkey-get-dragon-pregnant-106396
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:59, Reply)

Death to the Welsh!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 10:33, Reply)

I want England to be about English.
We've got the United Kingdom law, and the Welsh Nationalist, they're trying to get their law over our country. And it's happening, it is happening. It's happening in other countries. Everything... it's happening in every country, it's like... every, like, you've got, you've got the Cymru law that they've put, they've put down in, in London. Like, we're more or less near London today. But they're trying to put the Welsh law down on, on, on London, trying to put... they're just trying to put their, their law down on us. And we, we can't stand for that.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:53, Reply)

Do you want England to be run by the English?
During general and local elections
Vote only for English MPs
It is that simple

No matter which party you wish to vote for
They will get the message
MPs are only interested in power

If they know non English MPs have little chance of getting elected in England
They will change their attitude
Vote for what is right for you!

The prerequisite for your MP
Is to be English
Regardless of gender, creed or colour

Vote English

This is not about racism or little Englanders.
This is about self rule.
Whilst the Scottish Parliament, Welsh and Northern Irish Assemblies prosper, we in England are governed by people who have no passion for, or ties to England.
Because of this, we have become a nation ruled by too many non English MPs who have a vested interest in putting their own countries first – and who can blame them?

We English have the power of the majority - but rather than do something positive we prefer to just put up with it.
Take the time to find out who you are voting for!
Do this for your children - so that they may prosper in an England fit to govern itself.

Fight for your country!
"All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 9:57, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqBgi94y1lk
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 10:02, Reply)

Already downloaded it to my phone m8

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 10:03, Reply)

Is it an HTC One M8?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 10:05, Reply)

So last year, it's all about the M9 now m8

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 10:09, Reply)

who the fuck wants to go to dunblane?

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 10:28, Reply)

Andy Murray?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 10:30, Reply)

Thomas Hamilton?

( Muns, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 10:56, Reply)

Peckham for the Peckish!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 10:35, Reply)

ST GEORGE! ST GEORGE! HERO OF THE GORGE!
HE FOUGHT A DRAGON! HE DRANK FROM A FLAGON! HE IS A HERO! HE LOVES TO EAT AERO!
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Apr 2015, 10:00, Reply)

Earl Grey, lemon, immediately

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 10:01, Reply)

Spoken like a true Englishman.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 10:03, Reply)

a ponce drink made from a Chinese herb and two Mediterranean fruits?

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 10:22, Reply)

Sounds like Jaysum's ideal night out

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 10:26, Reply)

Everyone know that the best English things are foreign.
And poncey.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 10:36, Reply)

Good morning tangles
I am indeed English. I would like a cup of tea. Strong so you can stand a spoon up in it please boss
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 10:25, Reply)

I just had a slice of cake with jam and cream
the blood and spunk of a TRUE ingerlish
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 10:27, Reply)

Think I'll avoid that café.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 10:36, Reply)

RACE TRAITOR

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 11:04, Reply)

I had my tea when I woke up. It's time for coffee now.
I'll have another cup of tea later this afternoon.

ENGLISH tea: brewed in a (warmed) pot from tea bags for a good 4-5 mins, then poured into cups containing a splash of milk.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 10:39, Reply)

Tea bags?
You disgust me.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 10:40, Reply)

It may betray my class roots, but at least it doesn't force me to question my sexuality.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 10:45, Reply)

^gay and proud^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 11:21, Reply)

Apparently he was born in Syria.
Which explains the coventry connection.
( Muns, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 11:08, Reply)

*queues patiently while grumbling under breath*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 11:11, Reply)

*barges to front and asks for change for the fag machine*

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 11:19, Reply)

I assume that's Jays new nickname?

( Muns, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 11:24, Reply)

to the tune of The Miracles' Love Machine

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 11:25, Reply)

I think I speak for all patriotic Englanders when I ask the question on everyone's lips:
Have the royal flaps opened yet?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 23 Apr 2015, 11:35, Reply)

Yer, on Tuesday.
She got a massive union jack dildo for her birthday.
( Muns, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 11:44, Reply)