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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Cor! Look at the tits on that!
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3059864/Flattery-threat-woman-complained-police-wolf-whistled-builders-Cut-heated-debate.html

Dunno what her problem is, prolly a lesbian or summat.
Is wolf-whistling a bit of harmless fun, or the thin edge of the sexual harassment wedge?
Do birds still love it if you give their bottom a friendly squeeze?

Alt: Objectify the person above you.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:08, 137 replies, latest was 6 years ago)
I haven't heard anyone wolf whistling for years.
bit shit innit, can't we just all ignore strangers in all situations to make life easy.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:10, Reply)
I quite often pretend I haven't seen people I sort of know in order to avoid any awkward conversation.

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:39, Reply)
My wife loves being wolf whistled, she comes home with a big grin, tells me and has a nice ego boost for the rest of the day
If a simple wolf whistle makes her feel that good I expect a bum grab would make her ecstatic.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:12, Reply)
Noted.

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:36, Reply)
If you feed the pony then it would be all her christmases at once

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:48, Reply)
The only birds I wolf whistle at are the budgies, but they're blokes so it's not sexist and they do it back, we all agree it's just a bit of harmless fun.

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:14, Reply)
gay blokes
they love a bit of each other
(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:23, Reply)
they're just good m8s

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:29, Reply)
you tell her m8, bitches need to be kept in check, you're the man and she needs to learn that.

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:33, Reply)
you can bet she'll be home late now, she knows she's in trouble. me and my belt can wait.

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:34, Reply)
Just so you know mate, if you ever need me to use my super secret mod powers to change any of her posts to be more compliant and subservient you just let me know

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:50, Reply)

hahaha good luck with that steak and a blow job darling?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:00, Reply)
don't you mean pizza haha lolzorz

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:02, Reply)
HAHAHAHA I get this! Its funny because its 100% FACT!

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:03, Reply)
we have a right laugh here

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:04, Reply)
I hate myself, I hate my life and I wish I were dead

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:08, Reply)
bit extreme friend, I'm just really really bored

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:08, Reply)
No no
Meatsnake is no-one's friend. If Meatsnake were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:11, Reply)
n
n
(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:17, Reply)
Cheers
Cheers
(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:38, Reply)
Libby Purves lol

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:18, Reply)
Alt: Nice head, love.

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:37, Reply)
i'll post the picture one day, you'd like that

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:41, Reply)
I'd love it.

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:43, Reply)
I just found the pic in my Dropbox thingy, it's pretty weird.

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:49, Reply)
my friend Stella would often retort to such vulgar whistling work people that they should get their cock out.

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:20, Reply)
stupid dyke would probably whinge if they did, women eh

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:21, Reply)
Women are like parking spaces, they're whores and they're liars.

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:25, Reply)
Crazy chicks are like a box of chocolate.
They'll kill your dog.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:27, Reply)
I stopped being able to finger-in-mouth wolf whistle when my nose was broken

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:44, Reply)
fascinating

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:44, Reply)
I was never able to do that. However I can do a keraaaazy screech thing like a vilociraptor by breathing in funny.

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:52, Reply)
I want to see this on One Man and His Dog
Come by! Come by! screeeeeaak
(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:54, Reply)
I don't have a dog soz

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:54, Reply)
Even funnier.

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:56, Reply)
Have you tried not being a massive nancy?

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:54, Reply)
yeah
that's how I got my nose broken
(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:56, Reply)
I don't read or take notice of anything in a paper
whose entire website's right hand side is filled with pap shots with "fwooar look at her" captions, whilst pretending to be some sort of moral voice.
Their readers are worse than Sun readers, at least the Sun readers don't pretend to be intelligent whilst gawking at norks.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:57, Reply)
Yeah I like breasts too

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:03, Reply)
chicks dig it when I just walk up to them and tell them they have great taste in shoes

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:00, Reply)
they think you're trying to sell them the Big Issue

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:01, Reply)
Surely with the size of your shoes you must have to shout?

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:03, Reply)
not really, size 12 isn't that big a deal

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:03, Reply)
it is when you're 4'6

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:08, Reply)
+ 'orrible bein' in love when you're

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:15, Reply)
goddam bitchtits

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:16, Reply)
the Alt isn't going well tangles, I'm going to have to mark you down for that

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:00, Reply)
There's a lot less sexual tension between posters than I anticipated.

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:04, Reply)
Bit difficult to objectify someone when you can't see them.
Nonetheless, show us your snake, Meaty.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:10, Reply)
I'd like to munch your monster, if you know what I mean

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:11, Reply)
steady on, bit rude mate. nevertheless here's a picture of me for you to enjoy

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:12, Reply)
needs moar foam helmet

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:12, Reply)
i don't have one, that's your *other* ex friend, graeme, that you don't talk to anymore and never really liked

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:14, Reply)
^^^looser winning

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:14, Reply)
Fixed that for you

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:17, Reply)
lol thx

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:17, Reply)
I'd nick your berry.

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:20, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2502172
(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:23, Reply)
Phwoar! You would wouldn't you?!
Phwoar!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:00, Reply)
I would you know.

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:01, Reply)
me too

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:01, Reply)
I'd finger it with my penis

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:01, Reply)
hahaha

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:01, Reply)
#lads

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:01, Reply)

© Dapper Laughs, 2015
(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:02, Reply)
sian williams y/n

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:01, Reply)
only in the ankle

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:03, Reply)
I have a Williams vajankle

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:04, Reply)
no no no yes no yes no yes no
I'm in a picky mood today.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:04, Reply)
Hahaha classic bagsy!!

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:09, Reply)
I try my best

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:21, Reply)
WHY CAN'T I DELETE THIS THREAD?

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:12, Reply)
I can!

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:14, Reply)
DO IT!

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:35, Reply)
I blame an acute outbreak of technowazzockry.

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:14, Reply)
Just give me the word.

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:17, Reply)


(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:51, Reply)
Aw, look how fresh faced Stewart Lee was!

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 16:07, Reply)
I hadn't seen the Myleene Klass countdown rude word thing
from the side panel of the mail article where I was looking for tits.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:16, Reply)
Even though she's a dreadful snob, and had her boobs shrunk,
I'd still like to poke her with intimate parts of my anatomy.

Doubly so now I've seen her wearing glasses.

Hey, this objectifying is easy!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:23, Reply)
She's not as hot as she was.

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:27, Reply)
Maybe so, but those glasses she's wearing are a good look for her.
She does look a bit thin, though.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:31, Reply)
She had her boobs shrunk because she heard that Ed Milliband had pointed at them and didnt want to pay any extra boob tax

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:57, Reply)
I fucking hate that entitled stuck up bitch.
Probably still would though.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:23, Reply)
Lighty's quite down to earth in person

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:25, Reply)
we're a nation of complainers now. it's worse online.
Just because someone doesn't share your views, doesn't meant they're oppressing you.
A cheeky wink or a whistle is fine innit.
A pat on the bottom depends on how well you know the person. You can't go round groping strangers.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:20, Reply)
I'll "oppress" you, if you know what I mean

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:22, Reply)
ASL BBZ?

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:28, Reply)
43/YY/Aude

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:30, Reply)
Stop grouping me in with all the other people. I am a individual stop oppressing me.

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:23, Reply)
You're being wrong isn't oppressing me.

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:24, Reply)
Is this because of some watery bint's aquatic ceremony?

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:26, Reply)
hiya Geordie Jay, I bet you scrub up well.

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 16:34, Reply)
Anyone watched the last man on earth? Any good?

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:26, Reply)
I Am Legend, with Vincent Price?
I enjoyed it, although the picture and sound quality were abysmal on the DVD I watched.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:33, Reply)
I like it when he punches the alien then smokes a cigar

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:34, Reply)
Shit just got real.

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 16:08, Reply)
That's your tracking mate
tracking's touchy
(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 16:40, Reply)
Oral contract: not worth the paper it's written on.

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 16:53, Reply)
Its funny in a silly way. I enjoy it as trash comedy but its not clever and the lack of decay and bodies etc makes no sense

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:59, Reply)
I see, I'll give it a go.

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 16:06, Reply)
might do a fart
and see where that takes me
(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:34, Reply)
TDFY

(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:54, Reply)
I bit a woman on the arse whilst I was rendered a tad senseless by a cocktail of drink and drugs.
I count myself lucky that she saw the funny side (if there was one) and she and her friends didn't try to kill me or call the police.

The only mitigating factor was they were leather pants and that's it.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 16:32, Reply)

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