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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Cor! Look at the tits on that!
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3059864/Flattery-threat-woman-complained-police-wolf-whistled-builders-Cut-heated-debate.html

Dunno what her problem is, prolly a lesbian or summat.
Is wolf-whistling a bit of harmless fun, or the thin edge of the sexual harassment wedge?
Do birds still love it if you give their bottom a friendly squeeze?

Alt: Objectify the person above you.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:08, 137 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I haven't heard anyone wolf whistling for years.
bit shit innit, can't we just all ignore strangers in all situations to make life easy.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:10, Reply)
I quite often pretend I haven't seen people I sort of know in order to avoid any awkward conversation.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:39, Reply)
My wife loves being wolf whistled, she comes home with a big grin, tells me and has a nice ego boost for the rest of the day
If a simple wolf whistle makes her feel that good I expect a bum grab would make her ecstatic.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:12, Reply)
Noted.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:36, Reply)
If you feed the pony then it would be all her christmases at once

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:48, Reply)
The only birds I wolf whistle at are the budgies, but they're blokes so it's not sexist and they do it back, we all agree it's just a bit of harmless fun.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:14, Reply)
gay blokes
they love a bit of each other
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:23, Reply)
they're just good m8s

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:29, Reply)
you tell her m8, bitches need to be kept in check, you're the man and she needs to learn that.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:33, Reply)
you can bet she'll be home late now, she knows she's in trouble. me and my belt can wait.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:34, Reply)
Just so you know mate, if you ever need me to use my super secret mod powers to change any of her posts to be more compliant and subservient you just let me know

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:50, Reply)

hahaha good luck with that steak and a blow job darling?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:00, Reply)
don't you mean pizza haha lolzorz

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:02, Reply)
HAHAHAHA I get this! Its funny because its 100% FACT!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:03, Reply)
we have a right laugh here

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:04, Reply)
I hate myself, I hate my life and I wish I were dead

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:08, Reply)
bit extreme friend, I'm just really really bored

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:08, Reply)
No no
Meatsnake is no-one's friend. If Meatsnake were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:11, Reply)
n
n
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:17, Reply)
Cheers
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:38, Reply)
Libby Purves lol

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:18, Reply)
Alt: Nice head, love.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:37, Reply)
i'll post the picture one day, you'd like that

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:41, Reply)
I'd love it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:43, Reply)
I just found the pic in my Dropbox thingy, it's pretty weird.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:49, Reply)
my friend Stella would often retort to such vulgar whistling work people that they should get their cock out.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:20, Reply)
stupid dyke would probably whinge if they did, women eh

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:21, Reply)
Women are like parking spaces, they're whores and they're liars.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:25, Reply)
Crazy chicks are like a box of chocolate.
They'll kill your dog.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:27, Reply)
I stopped being able to finger-in-mouth wolf whistle when my nose was broken

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:44, Reply)
fascinating

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:44, Reply)
I was never able to do that. However I can do a keraaaazy screech thing like a vilociraptor by breathing in funny.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:52, Reply)
I want to see this on One Man and His Dog
Come by! Come by! screeeeeaak
(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:54, Reply)
I don't have a dog soz

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:54, Reply)
Even funnier.

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:56, Reply)
Have you tried not being a massive nancy?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:54, Reply)
yeah
that's how I got my nose broken
(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:56, Reply)
I don't read or take notice of anything in a paper
whose entire website's right hand side is filled with pap shots with "fwooar look at her" captions, whilst pretending to be some sort of moral voice.
Their readers are worse than Sun readers, at least the Sun readers don't pretend to be intelligent whilst gawking at norks.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:57, Reply)
Yeah I like breasts too

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:03, Reply)
chicks dig it when I just walk up to them and tell them they have great taste in shoes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:00, Reply)
they think you're trying to sell them the Big Issue

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:01, Reply)
Surely with the size of your shoes you must have to shout?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:03, Reply)
not really, size 12 isn't that big a deal

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:03, Reply)
it is when you're 4'6

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:08, Reply)
+ 'orrible bein' in love when you're

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:15, Reply)
goddam bitchtits

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:16, Reply)
the Alt isn't going well tangles, I'm going to have to mark you down for that

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:00, Reply)
There's a lot less sexual tension between posters than I anticipated.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:04, Reply)
Bit difficult to objectify someone when you can't see them.
Nonetheless, show us your snake, Meaty.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:10, Reply)
I'd like to munch your monster, if you know what I mean

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:11, Reply)
steady on, bit rude mate. nevertheless here's a picture of me for you to enjoy

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:12, Reply)
needs moar foam helmet

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:12, Reply)
i don't have one, that's your *other* ex friend, graeme, that you don't talk to anymore and never really liked

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:14, Reply)
^^^looser winning

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:14, Reply)
Fixed that for you

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:17, Reply)
lol thx

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:17, Reply)
I'd nick your berry.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:20, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2502172
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:23, Reply)
Phwoar! You would wouldn't you?!
Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:00, Reply)
I would you know.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:01, Reply)
me too

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:01, Reply)
I'd finger it with my penis

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:01, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:01, Reply)
#lads

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:01, Reply)

© Dapper Laughs, 2015
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:02, Reply)
sian williams y/n

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:01, Reply)
only in the ankle

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:03, Reply)
I have a Williams vajankle

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:04, Reply)
no no no yes no yes no yes no
I'm in a picky mood today.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:04, Reply)
Hahaha classic bagsy!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:09, Reply)
I try my best

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:21, Reply)
WHY CAN'T I DELETE THIS THREAD?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:12, Reply)
I can!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:14, Reply)
DO IT!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:35, Reply)
I blame an acute outbreak of technowazzockry.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:14, Reply)
Just give me the word.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:17, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:51, Reply)
Aw, look how fresh faced Stewart Lee was!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 16:07, Reply)
I hadn't seen the Myleene Klass countdown rude word thing
from the side panel of the mail article where I was looking for tits.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:16, Reply)
Even though she's a dreadful snob, and had her boobs shrunk,
I'd still like to poke her with intimate parts of my anatomy.

Doubly so now I've seen her wearing glasses.

Hey, this objectifying is easy!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:23, Reply)
She's not as hot as she was.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:27, Reply)
Maybe so, but those glasses she's wearing are a good look for her.
She does look a bit thin, though.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:31, Reply)
She had her boobs shrunk because she heard that Ed Milliband had pointed at them and didnt want to pay any extra boob tax

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:57, Reply)
I fucking hate that entitled stuck up bitch.
Probably still would though.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:23, Reply)
Lighty's quite down to earth in person

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:25, Reply)
we're a nation of complainers now. it's worse online.
Just because someone doesn't share your views, doesn't meant they're oppressing you.
A cheeky wink or a whistle is fine innit.
A pat on the bottom depends on how well you know the person. You can't go round groping strangers.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:20, Reply)
I'll "oppress" you, if you know what I mean

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:22, Reply)
ASL BBZ?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:28, Reply)
43/YY/Aude

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:30, Reply)
Stop grouping me in with all the other people. I am a individual stop oppressing me.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:23, Reply)
You're being wrong isn't oppressing me.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:24, Reply)
Is this because of some watery bint's aquatic ceremony?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:26, Reply)
hiya Geordie Jay, I bet you scrub up well.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 16:34, Reply)
Anyone watched the last man on earth? Any good?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:26, Reply)
I Am Legend, with Vincent Price?
I enjoyed it, although the picture and sound quality were abysmal on the DVD I watched.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:33, Reply)
I like it when he punches the alien then smokes a cigar

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:34, Reply)
Shit just got real.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 16:08, Reply)
That's your tracking mate
tracking's touchy
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 16:40, Reply)
Oral contract: not worth the paper it's written on.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 16:53, Reply)
Its funny in a silly way. I enjoy it as trash comedy but its not clever and the lack of decay and bodies etc makes no sense

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:59, Reply)
I see, I'll give it a go.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 16:06, Reply)
might do a fart
and see where that takes me
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:34, Reply)
TDFY

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:54, Reply)
I bit a woman on the arse whilst I was rendered a tad senseless by a cocktail of drink and drugs.
I count myself lucky that she saw the funny side (if there was one) and she and her friends didn't try to kill me or call the police.

The only mitigating factor was they were leather pants and that's it.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 16:32, Reply)

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