PAYDAY CANS!
Yesssssss! I've booked in a 12" Subway meatball sarnie for lunch and pints for tomorrow. Do you spend the month's money in a week or are you better budgeting?

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Best egg?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 9:41, 59 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

dog egg

( $$ ✅, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 9:44, Reply)

I love to pretend to budget and then make radical economies to reflect these days of austerity.
Best egg, coddled duck with Parmesan
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 9:44, Reply)

i quite like a dirty subway occasionally
but i guess if you only eat salad and cheese, it's not quite as dirty as plastic deli meat.

alt: this. bought my dad one for easter, i think it will last him until christmas if it doesn't kill him first.

fussfreeflavours.com/review-hotel-chocolat-ostrich-easter-egg/
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 9:47, Reply)

hey, did you wait till after Easter to buy that, I read somewhere that they are on sale after Easter

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 9:58, Reply)

i did not
but my colleague does. every year he is first in the tuesday morning queue. they are reduced to about £40 after easter.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 10:01, Reply)

alt: fried, onna bun, with bacon and sausage and NO SAUCE

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 9:48, Reply)

NO SAUCE?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 9:49, Reply)

DAMN RIGHT

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 9:55, Reply)

*shakes head*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 9:56, Reply)

FREAK

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 10:16, Reply)

I like being paid weekly. I haven't been paid monthly for about 15 years.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 9:48, Reply)

score!
this is what I want
( $$ ✅, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 9:48, Reply)

I'm living your dream

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 9:56, Reply)

I prefer monthly, I never have to save up for any bills, I just pay them all at the beginning of the month and then I only have to worry about eating

( Peej, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:07, Reply)

no, weekly is better, you are wrong

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:10, Reply)

I prefer having enough money that I don't care when bills are paid or what I eat

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:17, Reply)

I'd love that too, however I don't

( Peej, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:39, Reply)

hard boiled and left so the yolk goes grey

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 9:50, Reply)

Mmmmmmm

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 9:55, Reply)

food shouldn't be about appearance, just shows how shallow we are as a society
providing that layer of mould TASTES okay, what's the problem
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 9:57, Reply)

mmmmmmm
blue cheese
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 10:01, Reply)

You blew Papa Smurf?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 10:22, Reply)

yeah but he was thinking of you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 10:29, Reply)

he's only human

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 10:40, Reply)

Or is he number 63 of a list of the 100 Smurfs published in 1964?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 10:46, Reply)

COULD BE??

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:09, Reply)

Scotch egg
Scrambled are nice too tho'.

Budgeting: I used to be proper rubbish at budgeting and am now marginally less rubbish.
( .Yeti., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 9:56, Reply)

Scotch Egg FTW

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 9:56, Reply)

client was telling me last night that he took a vegetarian to a fancy event and saw her happily munching away on scotch eggs
when he pointed it out, she was horrified. she had no idea that they weren't vegetarian.

how dumb can you get?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 10:01, Reply)

What next?
Claiming they're made with single-malt Scotch?
( .Yeti., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 10:04, Reply)

dozer dumb

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 10:05, Reply)

whoa, steady on
not sure that's physically possible
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 10:12, Reply)

and dear reader, I married her.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 10:06, Reply)

*cough*

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 10:22, Reply)

steady gramps
could be lung cancer *hopes*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 10:25, Reply)

My mate chastised his vegetarian girlfriend for eating baked beans.
Thats how dumb you can get.
( Peej, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:40, Reply)

I've never tried to budget but usually can make my outgoings scale to my pay.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 10:08, Reply)

Wow, it's not even cheap meatball day!!!1!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 10:12, Reply)

INORITE!
Kerazzy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 10:18, Reply)

I buy only the cheapest clothes, roll my own cigarettes and brew my own beer.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 10:15, Reply)

alright, psychochomp

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 10:21, Reply)

I haven't lived hand-to-mouth since about 1995
I fucking love eggs though. Duck first. Quail second. Proper golden yolked hens in third. Frogspawn for pudding.
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 10:21, Reply)

Quail eggs are a lot of effort for not much reward.
I suppose you could dip grissini in them?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:32, Reply)

Big

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 10:27, Reply)

Forest Gump

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 10:29, Reply)

what's that one the savages eat that's got a baby chick in it?
not that one ... that's not even good as a joke/yolk
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 10:31, Reply)

My mate is married to a Chinese girl
He eats 100 day eggs *bokes*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 10:32, Reply)

I didn't even try those.
And I've eaten all manner of appalling shit in China.
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 10:36, Reply)

snake blood yum

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 10:37, Reply)

dog soup
good for the balls
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:05, Reply)

The Marx Brothers never quite hit the same heights

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:09, Reply)

Balut
Probably onomatopoeic for the retching it induces.
( .Yeti., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 10:33, Reply)

the one I had was a fairly small foetus
some of the locals were eating things with feathers

:(
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 10:37, Reply)

That's no way to talk about ladyboys.

( .Yeti., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 10:37, Reply)

got to be quackers to eat those

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 10:37, Reply)

I get paid weekly so every weekend is a nice bonus.
Im shit at saving.
alt. fried or nomlette.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 10:51, Reply)

I always have money left over at the end of the month its not that difficult to live to your means
I used to be shit though and did rack up tonnes of debt as a student and during my early 20's

Alt: Poached on toast with ham
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:05, Reply)

MY PARTNERS AN ACCOUNTANT!
No really, I just give her all my money and she invests it wisely which mean I can somehow afford things that I could never afford before.

Alt. Easter
( Peej, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:41, Reply)