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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hai Kids! Miss me?Imma let you finish but what's your favourite OT meme of ALL TIME!
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Peej, Tue 19 May 2015, 9:37,
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i'll tell you what it isn'tthis delolting craze. gah.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 May 2015, 9:44,
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this^When threads keep disappearing, I'm less likely to post. I appreciate this might be the idea
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 May 2015, 9:49,
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why post less?I'm not sure it's much different than a new thread starting. How often does anyone read the old ones?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 May 2015, 10:02,
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The 200 delete mark stops threads from naturally ending(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:04,
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it's more when you've been busy all dayand there is nothing lolsome to read.
well ok, there wouldn't have been that much anyway, but a bit of a lol can usually be found somewhere.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:08,
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I still chuckle occasionally at that oneit occurs to me at odd moments.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:06,
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please please pleasedo not tell us what those moments are....
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:07,
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Emptying the binseeing a big dog
smearing myself in horse lard and rolling around in 200lb of hundreds and thousands
That sort of thing
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:14,
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Seeing a big dog sounds like a euphemism(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:30,
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"emptying the bin"IYKWIMAITYD
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:41,
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I think of all the posts I've done, I lolled most at this oneb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1192311#post1192321
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 May 2015, 9:51,
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Nothing good has ever come from the Off Topic board.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 May 2015, 9:55,
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bert fucking his sisterthe floppy aubergine, best anyone ever had
the penny guzzling defenestrated cat
dozer shoving rodents up his puckered behind
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 May 2015, 9:58,
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MAAAAAHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 May 2015, 9:59,
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He got a girlfriend and a real life, apparentlyThat's no excuse, though.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:08,
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what a fucking french cunt.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 May 2015, 10:10,
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One out of two ent bad, eh?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:11,
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last i saw, he said something about not being in a good mood because of RL stuffdon't know if that's connected to the absence though. people get bored of the shit on here, or stop posting if they are having a shit time, as it's hardly fluffy.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:11,
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I'm not 'friends' with him on facebook, but that didn't stop facebook from showing me pictures of his new house.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:13,
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I rather the miss the Darth Foxtrot strikethrough marking(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:05,
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Does anyone have office memes?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:12,
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Not so much memes as vicious nicknames behind peoples backs. The fat bird that sits near me has a posh voice and gets called Hyacinth Bucket or The Duchess. She'd cry if she found out.
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Like a forehead, only bigger(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:27,
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We have a BTSS hereBig tits, slopy shoulders
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:31,
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Her breasts are works of artHer workload is a fucking disgrace
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:32,
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I take it she leans forward in a lowcut top while asking if you could pick up one of her jobsand you nod like Churchill the insurance dog.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:44,
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Seems faircan't say I wouldn't do the same.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 May 2015, 11:03,
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We have a gym on site and most of the girls in the office go every lunch timeOver the last few years I have watched them change and they all now have fantastic arses, hasn't improved their faces though, bunch of bobfocs
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Peej, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:34,
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ha!We have a bobfoc here. She is known at "The Witch"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:36,
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Our finance admin is known as DallasProper massive 80's hair, pink lipstick and tits
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:33,
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Her sidekick send all her emails as "General Administration"hence she is known as Major Catastrophy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:38,
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We have nicknames for most people in workNone of them are nice ones
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:27,
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I aim to remain abrupt and aloof with everyone else who works here and it is seen as a bit of a running joke that I will complain and refuse to do anything.But the truth is I really do hate them all and have no intention of doing anything.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:29,
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I do this a bit but it's overshadowed how whenever anyone asks me a question I apathetically respond with 'it'll be alright'.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 19 May 2015, 11:15,
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My bosses PA gets called "Thick Cunt"on account of the fact that I have never met anyone as fucking stupid and tragically cliched south london single mum fuck piece dinny irritating moron pick your fucking feet up when you walk the most interesting thing that ever happened to you was that you got fucked by a Paddy and he left you with a kid stop talking about irish people like they are some romantic andalucian bull fighting race , piece of shit.
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Excellent ranting, would lol again (9.8/10)(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:31,
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I like how all the best memes on OT are actually true.For example, Monty really does like Nazi memorabilia, I really did have a book thrown at me, Lighty actually does have a girlfriend, Meatsnake really is the best one here, Battered actually is short and angry and Swipe really does suck tonnes of cock about the bins behind Pizza Express
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Peej, Tue 19 May 2015, 11:18,
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Hey! Guess who actually went to Pizza Express yesterday???!!!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 11:22,
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Was it the entire back row of Harlequins?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 May 2015, 11:24,
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Actually it was me! And thanks to Lloyds 'Everyday Offers' scheme I get £8.24 cashback for using my Visa card to pay, you know, a bit like a voucher!!! hahahaha that's so 'lol', cheers.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 11:30,
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Little offers that give you cashback for going certain places and paying by card, you have to 'activate' them and there are new ones every month or so, like waitrose or pizza express and stuffwww.lloydsbank.com/online-banking/benefits-online-banking/everyday-offers.asp
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 11:35,
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15% ordering with hungryhouse, 10% gourmet burger kitchen, 10% morrisons, free money m8, it's where it's at(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 11:37,
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AND I REALLY *DO* LOOK LIKE A POTATOIf potatoes were sexy and smouldering
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 May 2015, 11:58,
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SHITMOD EDIT: Fucking hell mate, you could see that from space.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 May 2015, 11:53,
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Fucking hell, Al gives you a bit of shit on arsebook and you get all blobby about a tiny little picture!(
Peej, Tue 19 May 2015, 11:59,
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Yeah?Well, IF you're interested, I'm PRE-blobby. So there.
And that concludes the reading of today's TMI report.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 May 2015, 12:08,
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It's not fair, tangles picture was linked by a mod, but I have seen cheggers winky go uncensored(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 12:01,
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Lovely. I'll make myself a cup of tea and have a good look at that. (, Tue 19 May 2015, 12:05, Reply)
I don't want to claim that this place just got even worse but look whats top of the populol pageAfter I posted that funny post as well!
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Peej, Tue 19 May 2015, 11:58,
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some twats voted for it. there it is, proud and erect at the top of shitpile.
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I didNow that I'm sitting next to my manager I have to do my b3ta-ing in short bursts when he's in a meeting. So I'm not a fan of deleting.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 May 2015, 12:10,
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Thanks for voting for reply 2513069!Close this window
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 12:02,
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people still look at the popular page?blimey
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 May 2015, 12:13,
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Why don't yo change it with your super mod powers?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 May 2015, 12:14,
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My feet fall late and silent in this Garden of Earthly Delolts.(
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