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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm going home in a bit.
What are you doing in a bit?

Alt: Favourite Spice Girls song?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:16, 184 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Mine is either 2 Become 1 or Stop.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:18, Reply)
trying and failing to use a shit bit of computery nonsense, getting annoyed and deleting everything I've done then going for a pint.
Edit: I'm not talking about beeter but the same can be applied I guess
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:19, Reply)
I've worked from home today, so I'm going out rather than going home.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:19, Reply)
alt- fuck right off, thank you very much

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:19, Reply)
Mark Kozelek y/n

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:22, Reply)
y
But only in the gob.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:23, Reply)
Did you see this?
www.theguardian.com/music/2015/jun/04/i-interviewed-mark-kozelek-he-called-me-a-bitch-on-stage
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:25, Reply)
"I see myself more like a novelist or polygamist than a musician in terms of my output"
Cunt.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:47, Reply)
But enough about tangles eh
ahahahahahahahaaah
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:51, Reply)
Going round to t'other half's house and hopefully not getting caught in the impending thunderstorm.
Alt: N/A
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:21, Reply)
I want to go home now :(

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:22, Reply)
extra toe

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:24, Reply)
You want the Beach Boys thread m8te

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:25, Reply)
He'

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:24, Reply)
alt on reflection I would probably enjoyed doing a sex with all of the spice girls back in the day *




*the day being when I was still young and capable unlike now
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:24, Reply)
wut even sporty?
Eew.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:27, Reply)
Yep

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:30, Reply)
'Sporty' or the ginge from girls aloud?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:40, Reply)
I like a ginge

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:45, Reply)
and me. there's usually no middle ground though.
Either deffo y or deffo n.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:56, Reply)
She's beautiful in real life.
She looks well fit these days
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:42, Reply)
n

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:42, Reply)

h wip
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:09, Reply)
*ROLLEYES*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:40, Reply)
td;fy

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:27, Reply)
changing my life
alt: bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:30, Reply)
Alt: That one where they're superheroes or spacewomen or summat
with the flying surfboards an' that.

In a bit: I am sneaking outside for a crafty smoke
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:31, Reply)
Spice Up Your Life

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:36, Reply)
^ expert

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:36, Reply)
You really are Darth Foxtrot's soulmate.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:38, Reply)
Haha! and the guy can bust a move. perfect.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:40, Reply)
What happened to Darth?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:42, Reply)
aids very sad story

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:45, Reply)
He doesn't love us any more, Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:45, Reply)
Can't say I blame him.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:47, Reply)
*cough* Maybe he doesn't love SOME of the people here
www.doctornerdlove.com/2015/06/how-to-share-your-unpopular-opinion-without-being-an-asshole/
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:51, Reply)
finally!!!
Viva Forever
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:35, Reply)
I finished for the weekend at 1pm,
which was nice, as I usually do the night shift on a Friday.

Alt: Stop, which I had to learn (and perform) when I was in a pantomime back in 98.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:38, Reply)
Oh no you didn't. ..

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:40, Reply)
I may have a last coffee of the day shortly
and perhaps a Double Decker

Alt:
Not a clue, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:40, Reply)
Coffee
Now there's a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:47, Reply)
Getting boozed up.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:53, Reply)
I'm going home to replace all the taps in my bathroom
Fucking joy
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:53, Reply)
Cool 'Life Hack' :
turn the water off before removing the taps.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:59, Reply)
And: don't force it

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:00, Reply)
One of the taps in my bathroom has stopped working and I cant for the life of me find where to shut the water off.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:06, Reply)
You mean for once you can't find a cock?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:07, Reply)
VG

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:15, Reply)
Have you looked under the sink?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:10, Reply)
yeah I really can't see one.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:21, Reply)
Do you normally have trouble seeing when kneeling?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:26, Reply)
I normally don't care

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:41, Reply)
It's probably in a cupboard in the communal area of your ghastly social housing block.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:11, Reply)
Rude.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:21, Reply)

Give Dozer his login back pls
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:21, Reply)
May also be in bathroom or boiler cupboard, wherever the incoming cold water pipe is.
Ours is in the bathroom behind the toilet
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:24, Reply)
I'll have another look tonight. There's a cupboard in the bathroom above an immersion heater.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:25, Reply)
What shape is your house?
They would normally be close to ground level.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:27, Reply)
There's a massive terraced sort of set up where I live
but it used to be one big building for something or other. it's since been broken up into flats etc.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:42, Reply)
it might be outside your gaff under a little flap.
If there's jobbies going by, don't stick your arm in... That's the sewer.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:37, Reply)
There's a minor argument on reddit about what the best fight scenes in films are
and a bot has usefully collected all the links into one list of youtube videos.
www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/38nivr/nsfw_this_is_still_the_best_movie_fight_scene_ive/crwchjv
Worth a browse
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:14, Reply)
Making dinner, mush
Alt: Spice Up Your Life probably
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:17, Reply)
warp 9 is getting me through the last hour

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:17, Reply)
how about some Mariah Carey?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7oGx2dImE8
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:24, Reply)
Unless that sentence includes "machine-gunning", no.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:30, Reply)
it's chinese karaoke

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:43, Reply)
Oh Hello

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:28, Reply)

www.standard.co.uk/news/london/carry-on-stars-barbara-windsor-and-jim-dale-check-in-for-another-checkup-10283840.html
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:30, Reply)
Lighty *nods*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:31, Reply)
oh right you're not dead then

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:32, Reply)
Sorry to disapoint you

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:33, Reply)
it's fine I don't really care either way

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:36, Reply)
Wow colour me suprised

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:38, Reply)
Truth be told I've come on for a bit of advice
But I'm just making sure that prick Dozer isn't around before I ask it
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:36, Reply)
Stare in the mirror and say Sian Williams three times. If he doesn't appear, then you're safe.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:38, Reply)
lolz
Muns you still have a vinyl collection don't cha?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:39, Reply)
Not really, most of it's been sold through ebay. The rest of it is 90's trance and hardhouse from my big fish little fish cardboard box days.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:42, Reply)
I need a record player and have seen a Newmark TT1600 it has a stanton 500 mk11 stylus
it's £50 I wondered if it was worth buying
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:45, Reply)
Stanton 500mkii is pretty much standard kit.
£50 seems a lot for the belt drive TT1600, a direct drive version of that was £100 new!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:47, Reply)
So thats a no then?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:48, Reply)
I do rate the numark TT range, I had one myself and was quite surprised with how robust it was for the price.
I just think that's expensive for what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:58, Reply)
I just want a deck for playing records on
I'm not going to be mixing or anything
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:59, Reply)
get a project or a lenco off eBay.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 17:09, Reply)
I'll look into it

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 17:11, Reply)
So, has Mcchinaman died?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:45, Reply)
When's it your turn? eh, eh answer me that one.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:46, Reply)
My turn to die?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:48, Reply)
^ Rutger Hauer

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:49, Reply)
He's just upset

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:47, Reply)
Is he upset because everyone keeps pointing out how much of a shit mod he is?
I sort of remember him being an alright sort. But now my idea of him is clouded by his recent actions, and forgiveness seems a long shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:49, Reply)
He seems to think bullying isn't cool, like some sort of nerd.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:49, Reply)
What a dweeb.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:50, Reply)
McChinaman is Tariq Aziz?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:55, Reply)
You're kind of a mod, can you start a question on qotw?
I might have a story.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:58, Reply)
I don't think I can, actually.
I mean, I'm supposed to be the mod for there as well as here, but I don't think I have the Upload C0dez for starting questions.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Jun 2015, 17:02, Reply)
Bum

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jun 2015, 17:05, Reply)
Bit rude.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Jun 2015, 17:06, Reply)
Terrible sexism.

(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 17:10, Reply)
I hope not or we'll never get an apology for him fucking up qfow and sucking fat cock

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 17:09, Reply)
There's a joke to be made about sucking fat cock
but I'm in a bit of glass house, so I'll forbear.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Jun 2015, 17:14, Reply)
I've literally just been in a glass house.
My aubergines are doing fine. Thanks for asking.
(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 17:20, Reply)
Oo-er missus.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Jun 2015, 17:21, Reply)
You should see my butternut squashes eh eh know what I mean?

(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 17:24, Reply)
He's probably having difficulty thinking something up now everyone is onto his ask something that's already on the site.

(Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 18:44, Reply)
There's a bloke outside my house bragging about how good he is at darts
I need to move from here. I need to move far away.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 17:07, Reply)
I'm finishing this pastis and pouring another pastis.
I like their cover of Too Drunk To Fuck
(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 17:09, Reply)
Ooh new episode of wayward pines and a new series called sense8 are out tonight.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 17:20, Reply)
I've very much afraid our tastes in television programmes line up exactly.


Go on, then. Tell me more about Sense8. Is that the one where the people don't know how they got onto a spaceship or something?

No, apparently I'm thinking of Dark Matter.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Jun 2015, 17:22, Reply)
Dunno not watched it yet, it's from the guys who did the matrix
so probably shitty philosophy with sci fi bits in. Hopefully a hot chick.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 17:27, Reply)
I think it's about 8 people around the world who can sort of see each others memories or something.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 17:28, Reply)
Is it on SyFy?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Jun 2015, 17:29, Reply)
it's on the piratebay
I think it's a netflix original.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 17:30, Reply)

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