London Folk. It's happening. I shall be amongst you!
Im coming to visit a friend on the 11th July, where we will be parading round Soho.
I'll be having a wander about on the Sunday if anyone fancies and afternoon tipple before the train home.

No?
Oh, ok then.

alt. good week/bad week.
Bloody quick week for me.
Jurassic World on Saturday too! Yay!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 8:48, 106 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

You should come to Luton.
According to the sign by the airport, it's in London.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 8:51, Reply)

you had one job, man!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 8:59, Reply)

Ha!
To quote my wife's Year 10s: the best things about Luton are the motorway, train stations, and the airport, so you can quickly be somewhere else.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:29, Reply)

It's a bit far for me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 8:52, Reply)

*wipes away single tear from underneath a black veil*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:00, Reply)

Don't meet stunned, he's too handsome and will only break your heart.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Jun 2015, 8:57, Reply)

He is something special isn't he.

( Peej, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 8:58, Reply)

Like a giant sex golem

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:27, Reply)

London folk! I hear Dorset is quite nice during the second week of July!

( Peej, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 8:58, Reply)

n.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:00, Reply)

Bit pointless them all going then when they're going again in August.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:01, Reply)

Perhaps they're all busy that day.
I'm sure it's nothing personal.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:12, Reply)

It's FINE.
I have irl friends in the Capital
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:21, Reply)

Aw, I'd meet you if you were coming here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:43, Reply)

next time im in Coventry...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:55, Reply)

I'm shaving my shoulder pubes that day, soz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:13, Reply)

you'll be lucky if you could manage face pubes, pet.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:21, Reply)

wut I have full length sideburns and a walrus moustache

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:34, Reply)

hipster prick

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:41, Reply)

Just saying
you missed a golden opportunity to say "I'm coming to London for a bender."
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:23, Reply)

"going down for a bender"

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:29, Reply)

Bit of a trek, just to visit a Wimpy.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:32, Reply)

How did "bender in a bun" ever get past Marketing?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:34, Reply)

different times man, different times

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:38, Reply)

I somewhat regret that my childhood badge collection never had an "I'm a Big Bender Biter" badge.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:44, Reply)

I think you just need one person to agree
then all the others will. They just don't want to look needy.

alt: Ok week. My home pc is playing up but I did a bunch of stuff and now it's better, which means it's probably some sort of driver conflict rather than a dying SSD. Which is pants because I've done all the things I know how to do on the former so I was hoping it was the latter.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:29, Reply)

Have you tried ciijasiie?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:33, Reply)

Don't know much about Ethiopian food, soz

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:35, Reply)

Are you feeling nostalgic today?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:36, Reply)

The modern world is confusing and strange,
so I'm clinging to what I know.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:46, Reply)

Throw it away and get a new one.

(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:33, Reply)

That's where I'm heading at this point
Or just get the overheating laptop back out of the cupboard and put those frozen gelpacks for picnics on the keyboard.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:36, Reply)

Life is too short to fix broken IT kit.

(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:46, Reply)

Nonsense! Dicking about with old IT kit is one of life's joys.
I could kid myself that I do it to help protect the environment, or I could accept that I'm a hopeless geek.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:54, Reply)

It's no homemade ice cream.

(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 11:16, Reply)

I always just factory reset my laptop when it goes tits up.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:39, Reply)

I didn't do whatever the fuck it is you're supposed to do when you first get a new machine
to allow you to reset it, and I don't have a disc as it's OEM Windows.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:16, Reply)

I'll meet you. I'll be at Chesham tube station.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:30, Reply)

I was hoping for somewhere a bit more central, pet.
I'll just wait in The Cheese until I hear sobbing from the toilets.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:33, Reply)

You have a 1 in 3 chance of being in the right cbeese

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:36, Reply)

I know which cbeese it is, the one near the Thames innit?
Sure the postcode was on here at some point
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:40, Reply)

Everything is near the Thames to outsiders like you. And me.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:43, Reply)

Omglol that's Tower Bridge not London Bridge!

(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:47, Reply)

I will buy it for a fiver

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:50, Reply)

I don't own it. You're prolly better asking the Queen or the City of London or sutin. Sorry.

(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:00, Reply)

I will give BoJo a call
he will know what to do
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:05, Reply)

www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-1262562/Tower-Bridge-sold-America-130million-billionaire-buys-right-bridge-time.html
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:15, Reply)

I love daily mail links
You can make them say anything and they still work

www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-1262562/Crazy-Northern-bint-dyes-her-hair-to-disguise-the-fact-shes-actually-a-ten-pound-salad.html
( Peej, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:30, Reply)

there's no racism or sexism in that headline
it's clearly faked
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:35, Reply)

bit like your hair colour LOLZZZZZ

( Peej, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:37, Reply)

You don't think "Crazy Northern Bint" is a bit sexist?
Has Frog been gaslighting you?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:52, Reply)

It's not sexist if it's true.
Like saying that Chinese women have horizontal foofholes.
(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 11:01, Reply)

i'm not going to lie
I didn't really read it...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 11:03, Reply)

Actually that's the name of the bell.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:51, Reply)

The real bell got nicked years ago, they replaced it with a Papier-mâché one.
The play the sound through a pair of kickass Bush speakers
( Peej, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:40, Reply)

Pub Dee-Jay Richard Mcbeef gets to press PLAY on the C90 cassette containing the bell sounds every other weekend.
That's his biggest ever audience.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:42, Reply)

It was taped off the telly during an episode of the ten o'clock news in 1984
If you listen carefully between the fifth and sixth bong you can hear Frank Bough feeling up the floor manager.
(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:44, Reply)

Utter bollocks
He has an original 1859 recording on Vinyl.
( Peej, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:45, Reply)

Vinyl was only synthesised in 1872 and commercial use didn't start until after the first world war.
Beef's copy is a a phonograph cylinder made out of Pogrom Wax
(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:51, Reply)

So what are you saying? That is not possible that the original recording was later transferred to Vinyl
so Mcbeef can use it on his archaic music box.
( Peej, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 11:12, Reply)

Wouldn't be original then, divvo

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 11:16, Reply)

God. What a spackmoid. Making elementary mistakes in an otherwise entirely factual discussion.

(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 11:17, Reply)

Of course it would, you can buy original recordings that have been transferred to other formats
The use of the word original was meant to describe that its a recording of the bell chiming in 1859.
( Peej, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 11:22, Reply)

I'd buy you a shandy but I'd run the risk of accidentally meeting some of these pricks.

(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:32, Reply)

it's ok, dozer lives in York

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:34, Reply)

London is full of benders, suicide bombers and coons.
soz
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:38, Reply)

fuck off dozers

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:40, Reply)

T-Minus 02:19.20

( Peej, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:40, Reply)

I'll come and smoke a joint with you

( $$ ✅, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:40, Reply)

Are you sure you know what you're letting yourself in for?
He always used to get that disabled chap really stoned so he could bum him.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:42, Reply)

and sometimes I didn't even have to!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:50, Reply)

Nobody *has* to bum someone

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:52, Reply)

I shall pass the message on to women worldwide

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:58, Reply)

ok, Im going to work now, BYE!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:59, Reply)

Since no one is keen to publicly admit that they would like to meet Jay....
Anonymous 'Would you meet jay for a pint?' poll


( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:59, Reply)

You're not tracking who clicks what here, are you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:03, Reply)

You just clicked 'N'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:06, Reply)

no mate, that was me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:10, Reply)

I haven't clicked yet, I was waiting for your answer.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:14, Reply)

Yes I'm busy tracking IP addresses ready to unveil your true identities and 'dox' you all when I flounce

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:24, Reply)

you can trace my ip all you like, but never dox my heart...

( $$ ✅, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:26, Reply)

I couldn't if I tried

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:27, Reply)

Sorry, have to say no, I read in the mail that gays are all child molesters so he's bound to fancy my daughters

( Peej, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:18, Reply)

brother-daughters
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:20, Reply)

What are you blithering on about you crazy old bag lady

( Peej, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:26, Reply)

ye heard me

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:34, Reply)

I'm going to meet him and I'm taking my friend Stinson Hunter.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:30, Reply)

Stinson Hunter Tim Stilton
( Peej, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:31, Reply)

*swoons*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:37, Reply)

T-Minus 01.27.00

( Peej, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:33, Reply)

How can I contain my excitement!?!??;+?

(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:36, Reply)

I dunno m8 its all a bit much!

( Peej, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:36, Reply)

I might plant out some delphiniums to help me calm down.

(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:40, Reply)

I might listen to some Delphine Dora to help me calm down.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:46, Reply)

I've got my tea now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:36, Reply)

woo yay etc!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:39, Reply)

Its all a lie anyway, I can't do shit

( Peej, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:40, Reply)

you fucking hobbit

(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:41, Reply)

Go plant out some delphiniums

( Peej, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:43, Reply)

drink some prune juice m8

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:43, Reply)

lolz

( Peej, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:43, Reply)

'loz'
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( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:44, Reply)

do
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( Peej, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:46, Reply)

make sure to take sausages to Soho. hth

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 11:05, Reply)

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( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 11:21, Reply)

T-minus 37 minutes

( Peej, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 11:23, Reply)