New Thread
as the old one is getting slow.



You love it.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:04, 424 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I do!
And I'm actually at the fucking top.
*loves it on top*
( thealternativefact, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:06, Reply)

NEAR THE TOP!
YESSSS!
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:14, Reply)

But it's
only 3 in the afternoon!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:06, Reply)

It's a decoy
Made by al to trap you, ancrenne!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:06, Reply)

Slow?
Wasn't for me.
*shrugs*
( Cawl, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:06, Reply)

Not slow for me
But I'll follow the crowd

Hi ancrenne, nope don't think it is a decoy!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:06, Reply)

All teh ladies
love a geordie thread.

Or course, by thread I mean penis.

And by geordie I mean, hard throbbing and erect.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:07, Reply)

Ancrenne
Amazing timing, you gorgeous thing!

*hugs bigly*

Not slow for me either, but let's be nice :)
( thealternativefact, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:08, Reply)

I love it!
What do I love again?


Hi all.
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:08, Reply)

Cheers AL
*holds hand up*

I am in the slow camp. Make jokes of that if you will
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:09, Reply)

@TGB
you may be slow, but you can nail anything you want, you appreciate the value of a good screw and you're an expert at tongue and groove.

That's probably enough tool (hur hur) based innuendo for one thread.

Hope everything workwise is going well with you ancrenne.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:10, Reply)

Hahaha!
Slow camp?
*points and laughs*
( Cawl, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:10, Reply)

Hello Ancrenne
*hugs*

How are you this frankly cold afternoon?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:11, Reply)

Thanks for asking
Ancrenne, didn't get it.


But I do have another one tomorrow. However it's at the God school.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:12, Reply)

*throws shoes at Kaol*
And thanks Al that made me do little officelols :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:12, Reply)

NEARER THE TOP THAN EVERYONE BELOW ME!

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:14, Reply)

TAKE YOUR ARSEBERGERS PILLS
YOUR ACTING LIKE A CUNT AGAIN.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:17, Reply)

NO HES NOT
HES REALLY VERY FUNNY
( Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:17, Reply)

CUNT!

( Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:18, Reply)

FUNNY!

( Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:19, Reply)

CUNT!

( Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:19, Reply)

FUNNY!

( Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:19, Reply)

CUNT!

( Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:20, Reply)

FUNNY!

( Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:20, Reply)

CUNT
:(
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:06, Reply)

Cold
Damn right it is, it's almost enough to make me give up smoking.

But then I spend an hour at my desk and the cold seems suddenly appealling.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:20, Reply)

Scarpe!
I listened to the CD last night, thank you :)
I enjoyed it, but need to give it a few more listens to "get into it", I think.

Hi ancrenne :)
*hugs*
( Cawl, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:22, Reply)

Scarpe
I know that feeling. Thank god I've been able to keep myself fuelled up with legal narcotics today.

In fact, only 1 of the holy trinity has been missing. I must make an effort to recitfy that tonight by having a beer or 4....
(Pirate Monkey is not the goddamn Batman, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:23, Reply)

What's happening with the threaded replies then?
Can we make them go away?
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:23, Reply)

Kaol
you numpty - shall we get Scarpe into our music lovin' group?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:24, Reply)

*smacks Al*
Stoppit now
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:24, Reply)

Right
I am feeling wretched, last night's driving and lack of sleep has caught up with me, so i'm going to go home in precisely 6 minutes.

God Bless Flexitime.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:24, Reply)

Kaol
You are more than welcome. I have tonnes more of his music, so if you like it, I'll happily bring another batch at the next bash.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:24, Reply)

Well
I think it would be rather churlish to turn it down.

It is only for two terms which is just over 6 months. I can put up with God for that long.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:25, Reply)

It's actually fairly warm here, and not raining
Which is impressive considering I work in one of the wettest places in Wales, it rains about 348 days a year here.

My office is too fucking warm anyway because of our environment-destroying amounts of computer equipment.

Should I:

a. Start wearing shorts to work
b. Start going topless in the office
c. Both

I will let the b3tans decide...

What music are you two on about? Anything good?
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:26, Reply)

Sorry everyone
I would like to aspologise for my sillyness up there, I assumed most of you had mike on ignore and so wouldn't see it.

You have to forgive Mike, he's really a /talker, but he's got a heart of gold. One day I will remove it and make a fortune.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:29, Reply)

I think it's time for more Wikipedia editing
I'm going to press 'random page' until something takes my fancy, then sneak some lies into it.

Mrs Bin - I couldn't take a job like that. Well, I couldn't teach, but if I could, I wouldn't take that job. You know what I mean. That said, principles don't really pay the bills.

Will you be expected to teach creationism, or death to Muslims, or anything like that?

Al - how do you even do that? I can't see any reply link apart from the bottom one..
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:29, Reply)

Miasma
I burnt Kaol a CD of 20 or so of Warren Zevon's finest after I used him as the basis of a QOTW answer last week to a huge reaction of 'RIS'.

Although there is no excuse for people not knowing Charlie & The Chocolate Factory this week...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:32, Reply)

Ningalingles!
I r teh back.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:32, Reply)

Miasma - There is
A FF add-on I believe
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:32, Reply)

It's caused
great anguish here Miasma.
I was really hoping to get the job today so I wouldn't have to consider it.

But as you said principals don't pay the bills. I have to teach that "God is love" and that kind of horseshit but I can do it for two terms.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:32, Reply)

@Miasma
Gonzo did create an FF add-on, but I wouldn't use it if I were you.

If you really care enough to try, gaz me and i'll explain it. Otherwise, just appreciate the beauty that is the word cunt followed by the word funny.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:36, Reply)

Hmm
It is all crazy internet magic if you ask me Al

But I guess like all magic easy when you know how
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:39, Reply)

Aah, Warren Zevon. Good shout!
I've only got the one album I think, Warren Zevon. Will listen to it when I get home now, haven't heard it for ages...

What does RIS mean?

Mrs Bin, you should consider it your atheist duty to slip subliminal anti-religious sentiment into your lessons.

I'm not that worried about it Al, I hate the threaded replies - I was just worried that someone could do something on a computer that I couldn't. Panic over.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:36, Reply)

Hello All
Jokey times.

Bob works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday.

His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club so he can let his hair down.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Bob! How ya doin?'

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

'Oh no love, he's in my bowling league.'

When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.


His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?'

'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine honey.'

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says,
'Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?'

Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming athim at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.

The cabby turns around and says, 'Geez Bob, you picked up a real bitch this time.
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:37, Reply)

Miasma
I had to ask what Ris meant actually. And I forget (because as has been previously discussed, I was extremely drunk) but it basically meant people didn't get it.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:38, Reply)

@ Scarpe
I love Warren Zevon!

Keep me in your Heart is one of the saddest songs ever.

Excitable Boy is just great!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:38, Reply)

@never right
Brilliant!

@Miasma - RIS means I don't understand.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:41, Reply)

I got what it meant, just didn't understand where it came from
Urban Dictionary lists definitions but not etymology.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:41, Reply)

Zevon
was the man. No doubt about it.

I've been a fan for years, but have only this week read the book his ex-wife wrote (with his blessing) 'I'll Sleep When I'm Dead: The Dirty Life and Times of...'.

I knew he was an insane bastard with a vicious streak, but...wow...I didn't know the half of it.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:43, Reply)

@Scarpe
I might look that up, sounds interesting.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:44, Reply)

@BK
I highly recommend it.

Ho hum, better get back to work. Hopefully I'll pop in again later.


EDIT: @ AL below - THANK YOU! I remember it being explained to me now.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:48, Reply)

RIS
comes from a photo of a MORRISONS sign where the letter RIS had failed leaving MOR---ONS behind.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:48, Reply)

Hurrah!
Scarpe remembers something from Saturday night!
:)
( thealternativefact, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:54, Reply)

Aaah, I vaguely remember seeing that picture actually
Thanks for the explanation guys!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:56, Reply)

Hey clenders!
*flexes*

How are you, you lovely lady?

*huggles*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:58, Reply)

BK!
Hello gorgeous!
*hugs*

I'm fine thanks - you OK?
( thealternativefact, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:01, Reply)

God my work internet is shit
It's almost like having dial up again *reminisces*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:01, Reply)

@ 'drix
I'm fine thanks. Working hard and stuff.

*giggles*

Not really.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:04, Reply)

I've been going through job applications for a job we have here.
Forty four down to six.

That's all I can be arsed with today.
( thealternativefact, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:06, Reply)

BK
where is my hug? *Sads*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:06, Reply)

*pushes BK out the way*
Your loss matey!

*hugs TGB*
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:07, Reply)

*nosies*
Clendrix, where do you work? If it's a London uni and you've been looking at application forms you may well have read one of mine once.
I've applied for enough flipping jobs there!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:08, Reply)

@ Ethel
*waits patiently for turn*

*Hugs TGB*

Ahhh, worth the wait!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:08, Reply)

Out of interest
Clendrix, what do you look for in an application? Conversely, what is likely to get one thrown out?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:09, Reply)

Lucy
I doubt it - this is for a two-days-a-week position - otherwise I would have gazzed you about it!

Mrs Bin - this is the first time I've had to do this! *scareds*
But I have sifted out anyone without the relevant experience and then anyone without the relevant qualifications.
And anyone who has waffled on, used crap grammar or put too much/too little has found it harder to make it to the Pile of Six, I can tell you.
( thealternativefact, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:10, Reply)

:)
Aww thanks guys. Ethelred queue jumping isn't very British of you!!
*enjoys all hugs*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:10, Reply)

@TGB
He warmed you up for me.

You were all cosy!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:10, Reply)

Oooh Mrs LiaB
Good question!

*sits patiently with crossed legs waiting for the Clendrix knowledge*
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:12, Reply)

I'm always cosy
and huggable. I think it's the boobs that do it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:12, Reply)

@ TGB
Predictable but....

Pics or it's a lie!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:13, Reply)

Boobs are great
as you were people.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:13, Reply)

^^
I agree al.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:14, Reply)

It's a lie I have boobs?
Have you thought that through...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:16, Reply)

Lucy
Some people start their 'reasons for applying' with things like, 'It has always been my dream to work at BlahBlah...' They don't make it.

Always write your application based entirely on the job description you've been given. If you've worked with disabled children in the Congo, good for you, but it doesn't get my database updated.
( thealternativefact, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:17, Reply)

@ TGB
I'm a modern metropolitan man, *doffs bowler hat and skips down the cobbled land holding his cane*

if you pardon the expression
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:17, Reply)

@TGB
Not that you have boobs;

That they make you cosy and huggable!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:18, Reply)

Afternoon all
Been into uni for the day, and I'm back now all that 'learning' sillyness is over.

Threaded replies - annoying, but easily possible.

Everyone that wasn't here this morning when I was here - Hello :)
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:19, Reply)

I dunno if that wpuld show in a pic
BK you are just going to have to wait till when I see you and give you a hug
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:21, Reply)

I'm waiting for a call too
to say whether I have got an interview for the job I really really really want. I think I will phone them. It's nearly hometime.

Bugger. Just rang them. Not even an interview :(
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:21, Reply)

Afternoon
I want to know how to do the threaded replies.

Or nestled as I like to think of them....nestled in the bosom that is b3ta.

I've asked Al but he's not talking to me.

*sniff*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:21, Reply)

@ TGB
fair enough!

*hugs for 'fuzzy and Chickenlady*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:22, Reply)

Chicken lady
Just hover over "I like this" get the post number, click reply, change the address to end with the post you want to reply to, hit enter, enter reply and taaa daaa!!

Fuzzy that sucks *huggles*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:23, Reply)

taa daaaa
Magic
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:25, Reply)

Magic indeed
But you have to remember to refresh the page once you have changed the 6-digit parent number in the address bar, and then the "you are replying to" bit will show the individual reply, rather than the master post, which in this case is al's HSH one.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:27, Reply)

I did put
You need to hit enter after changing the number.

I tend to mumble though :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:31, Reply)

Pfft
Poor instructions.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:26, Reply)

*hugs back*
I keep sniggering at your sucked off ball every time I sneak a peek at the photos of Saturday night.

Funny night.

Funny - ha ha
Funny - strange

Oh yes.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:24, Reply)

Haha!
Oh yeah!

I had to wedge it back on with a pair of scissors on sunday morning.

It was a hilarious and bizarre evening.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:26, Reply)

Aha!
Clever.

Very clever.

EDIT Not that chuffing clever of me...I didn't get it to work.

:(
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:27, Reply)

I put more instructions up there ^

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:28, Reply)

WOO!
I hope that is not a wasted Woo....


Hooray!

It works.

What fun.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:31, Reply)

Okay...
This might work.

EDIT

Or not.

Clearly.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:30, Reply)

Are you using the first number?
So I click reply
Change the address to end with 282409
Hit enter
Then it comes up with the individual post
Typity type.. enter..
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:33, Reply)

Yep
Finally worked it out.

Thank you!

I can now nestle in with everyone.

Yay!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:34, Reply)

I guess everyone has seen this but...
....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mhWhUnaibw
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:31, Reply)

@chickenlady
you need to press enter after changing the adress in teh adress bar.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:37, Reply)

Or you could download gonzo's handy tool.
lol...gonzo's tool...
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:54, Reply)

Thanks for the huggles *hugs also*
In other news, I am very tired and fuzzy and absent-mindedly made this and laughed my head off at it when I got back from the jobcentre. *is a simpleton*

And this is the view from my window at the moment.

And I just found out today that the council are giving me free money! My rent is ridiculously low and they are giving me more housing benefit than I need. I rang and asked why (not wanting to spend it then have to pay it back) and the nice lady said that it's a housing allowance (or something... what I heard was blah blah you don't have to pay it back blah blah yes you can keep it blah blah). So yay for the council!

So it is not all glum.

Also, how interchangeable are razors? I bought gilette sensor blades but it turns out I have a wilkinson sword. I don't want to open the packaging to find out or I won't get a refund if they're wrong.

And also, I want to be facebook friends too but apparently I'm not allowed. Facebook is preventing me from being stalked by people it thinks I don't know in favour of being stalked by people I do know. So if you can find me, please add me :(

/multipurpose post
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:38, Reply)

She's got it now
You're so slow al.

And that Kerry Whatserface is well annoying. Annoying like an al annoying thing.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:38, Reply)

@ Fuzzy
That's a lovely view out of your window!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:40, Reply)

I have got it
Thank you all. Al.

I've never liked Kerry Katona but I honestly feel sorry for her there - car crash TV. She shouldn't be on there in that state.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:41, Reply)

I hate those threaded replies, stop doing them you bastards!
Work today has turned into a nightmare, luckily only 12 mins to go until I can leave and shout at the doctors.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:47, Reply)

I'll stop Miasma
I was just doing it to show Miss Poultry. Honest.

Just looked at the bash pics, looked like fun. Strange seeing pics of some new people and them not looking how I expected.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:48, Reply)

@ PoD
Is that aimed at me inclusive?

*worrieds*
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:49, Reply)

I have to admit to sneaking a look at pictures of a fair few bashes
and nobody looks like what you expect!

That's the internet for you I suppose...

I may actually turn up to a bash one of these days to prove I really exist. All a bit far from me though
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:49, Reply)

Afternoon All
'Ello!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:50, Reply)

I look nothing like my photos
And I'll stop doing the threaded replies, promise.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:50, Reply)

@Ethel
You weren't tagged in any, so I still have no idea who you are to be honest.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:51, Reply)

He's the one in the cock tshirt
Obviously :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:52, Reply)

Thanks BK
it is the best view for miles. Actually all the views around here are the best views for miles.
Even better when there aren't clouds covering the mountains.

And I just realised I was asking the wrong group of people for razor advice... *waits for Stig*
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:54, Reply)

hahahaha
Fuzzy I just spat coke all over my keyboard!!

*glees*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:56, Reply)

One for the fact fans
I work right on the edge of the largest uninhabited area of land in England and Wales, the countryside is absolutely beautiful round here.

Shame my window view is mostly the Tarmac drive round the side of the building. There is a river and some trees though, but it's fairly uninteresting compared to what's behind the trees!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:57, Reply)

Chickenlady
May I compliment you on the necklace you wore to the bash! Just looking at the photos now and it's lovely!

Edit - woo!100!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:57, Reply)

Well, I'm off to give the doctors some shit
Catch you all later/tomorrow....
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:00, Reply)

Literally?
ewww
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:03, Reply)

Thank you very much Lucy
It came free with a magazine.

I'm classy me.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:05, Reply)

Really?
Even better then.
I love necklaces, must keep my eye out for free ones!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:07, Reply)

Fuzzy!
*tickles*

Despite being razor-shy, I do know that most razors aren't interchangeable, even within the same manufacturer.

/relurks
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:12, Reply)

*giggles and squirms*
Hahahahaha! Ahahahahaha! I am too ticklish :(

Ta No3L, I suspected that was the case. Bother.

TGB, I think that's the first time I've made anyone spit coke (although I'm not sure which of my many witty contributions it was) :D

*prouds*
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:26, Reply)

Before I head home...
...I thought I'd share my end of day humiliation.

I am certainly among the least IT Literate of B£tans.

But this is poor, even by my standards.

I have a huge amount of mPegs that I needed to make available to a colleague of street interviews.

She does not have access to the same drives as me.

So I emailed the IT guys this morning and explained all the options I'd thought of to enable her to get them and why none of them would work.

8 hours later, I got an email back saying 'use a USB stick'

I'm assuming the 8 hour delay was while they stopped laughing at my stupidity.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:44, Reply)

I'm back!
Had a meaty accident at work, and now I'm home.

45 minutes 'til I head off for my meeting with the music promoter...
*nervouses*
( Cawl, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:45, Reply)

A health and safety based accident Kaol?
Good luck with the meeting later on. I'll be here all evening doing work.

Scarpe - That's fairly impressive.

Shall we go for an evening thread tonight, even though this one is here? Thoughts?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:50, Reply)

Yeah, a
Medical Emergency one.
Slicey slicey.

*rolls eyes*
( Cawl, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:55, Reply)

Some people, eh?
Can't trust them with anything.

B3ta's being really slow for me just now.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:56, Reply)

That's coz
everyone just got home and switched on their pooters all at once. Actually it's prolly not. Mine's fine.

Oh dear Kaol, who have you been carving? Or was this another "letter opener" accident?

Scarpe... don't worry. I can't work facebook :(
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:59, Reply)

I can't work facebook either
*hugs*

Some guy got his hand sliced on the edge of a sander belt.
I'm not allowed to say more than that :p
( Cawl, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:02, Reply)

Well I can use the 'book
And I'm happy with you not saying more than that Kaol, as I've just started dinner, and I remember my reaction to the whole de-gloving incident.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:06, Reply)

Haha!
Try and find me on Facebook, PoD.
That's your challenge for the night.

Send me a friend request.
You know my name, it's on my emails.
( Cawl, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:09, Reply)

Evening all
I just had a pizza but I'm still hungry. Exciting stuff, eh?

And how are you guys?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:10, Reply)

I'll try Kaol
I may end up adding some randomer.

Hey HCFB. How's things?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:11, Reply)

Not bad thanks PoD
didn't sleep well last night so been shattered all day. I'm off tomorrow though so should be able to catch up on some sleep.

How are you? Any luck with the drums?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:14, Reply)

No drum luck yet
Just as well really as I don't really have time to spend fixing up damaged drums just now.

Still makes me sad though.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:15, Reply)

Hello Batman
I just had a nice cuppah tee and a sossidge role. It was lully.

*wishes to re-nom*

*seems to be stuck in lolspeek*
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:16, Reply)

Heylo fuzzy
*huggles*

And how are you? I want a sausage roll now.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:18, Reply)

*sausage rolls Batman*
*giggles coz it sounds rude*

I am uber tired and didn't get an interview for the job I wanted. But I am in an inexplicably chirpy mood :)
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:22, Reply)

'Cos you beat Facebook :p
Woo!

I'm off soooooon...

*whiskys*
( Cawl, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:23, Reply)

helloooooo
there everyone .... chilly tonight, eh?

I was at the doctor's today(nothing serious, routine) and we were alone in the waiting room. Me and the witchlets. Then an old lady came in, all prim and proper. She even had a hat on.

About three seconds after she sat down, she let rip with a massive fart. The girls and I were red in the face trying not to laugh - and so were the receptionists. Classic.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:24, Reply)

You can roll my sausage anytime
Ooooooh yeah.

*is being a creep again*

Awww that sucks though about the job, have you got anything else lined up?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:25, Reply)

Hey Twitch
That's awesome. Got to love seemingly posh people doing that kind of thing.

How art thou?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:25, Reply)

I'm grand, PoD
are you well? How's the course going?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:27, Reply)

I am well also
I recovered from last weeks feeling awful, and don't have a runny nose for once.

And the course is far too busy. Just about to start doing some work for the night, planning to stop about 9. Interspersed with b3ta-ing of course.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:28, Reply)

Hello Wee One *waves*
I'd have burst something trying not to laugh :D

Batman, no I haven't :( Well, except the part time job I was offered yesterday which involves an hour and a half of travelling to do 6 hours work 5 days a week, which is just pants.

Kaol (even though you're gone now) yes, that! And also some left over hysteria from yesterday I think, which along with the zombie-like tiredness is quite a nice feeling :)
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:35, Reply)

TWW!
Helloooooooooooo! How the devil are you?

*hugs*


EDIT fuzzy aw no that's not good. I hope you get something lined up soon.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:36, Reply)

hiya fuzzy
*huggles*

Boo-sucks to that job!

Hiya HCFB

*huggles*

Any word on the venue in Edinburgh for the bash? I might try to find the old lady and bring her along, see if she can repeat the feat!

Edit: BK! How are you????

*smooches*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:37, Reply)

What up folks?!
This may be a fleeting visit as internet connection is hanging like the sword of Damocles!

*hugs all*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:38, Reply)

*cries*
I hate being on hold :(

How is everyone else?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:40, Reply)

Nice euphemisn BK!
How are you anyway dude?

Heh *huggles TWW*

Old lady? Eh? Who's an old lady?

Well the Caves down in the Cowgate are being discussed. Do you know them?


EDIT Hey TGB, why are you on hold? *hugs*


I'm being very huggy tonight. I used to have a dog called huggy actually. He was awesome.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:41, Reply)

Hi TGB
are they playing music? I always get caught singing along (badly) to hold music ... good job they can't see me!

How are you?

edit: HCFB: see my reply at 18:24 and it'll all make sense ... sort of. Did the venue get back to you? It was mentioned yesterday when I managed to get time to sit down and log in. The Coogate's gid fur me!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:41, Reply)

It's more
a simile....

It's just some shitty elevator music TWW :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:42, Reply)

Ooh! Smoochies!
*giggles*

@ Batman
Good thanks mate!

How's yourself?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:43, Reply)

Yeah well...
you're a simile. Hah!

Good thanks BK, off work tomorrow so happy days!

Oh and I got a rolling tin today so I'm in rollie heaven. I know it's cheating but it's so much easier.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:44, Reply)

I'm more
an enigma :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:45, Reply)

Ahhh I see TWW
I saw that story but then ran out to the shop and I got a Yorkie and then I lost track because it was the bees knees. I just laughed a bit of Yorkie on to my computer though.

Yeah I emailed the folk yesterday and they sent out some details, I've emailed them over to Happy Little Tulip to have a looksie at and she's going to get back to me. I've been before and it's a seriously funky place. Plus it's dead central.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:48, Reply)

Back on hold I go
damn them!!!! damn them allllllllllllll
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:49, Reply)

*cries*
Stupid virgin money people messed up my payments so I have been having a debt collection agency after me as well.

I don't need this now :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:57, Reply)

TGB
that sucks, majorly! Can you make a payment of something just to get them off your back?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:01, Reply)

Yeah that's why I was on hold.
It was all supposed to have been set up ages ago. Fecking bastardos.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:03, Reply)

Evening all...
@ TGB *Hugs*

How are we all? In possession of booze, I hope.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:07, Reply)

Woooo
There's folk in the close having a screaming match because apparently the girl stole the guys methadone prescription. Man this is better than Eastenders.

EDIT evening PB, are you well? Yes, in possession of several tins of Scotland's finest beer, hooray.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:07, Reply)

Aw noes
*hugs TGB*

It will work out ok, you just have to plead poverty and they can't MAKE you pay anything you can't afford, no matter how much they try. Even debt collection companies can't. There are rules they have to obey. I've lost count of the number of scary letters and phonecalls I got, and eventually realised that it's all bluff. They don't want to get into trouble. It's a pain in the arse to keep having to sort out, but nothing to worry about.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:08, Reply)

Holy drug addicts Batman!
Surely not!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:08, Reply)

How exciting Batman!
And yup I am drinking piston *chinks*

YAY Fuzzy *huggles* And the annoying thing is that I could pay the frigging amount they had just screwed it up
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:08, Reply)

You're drinking me?
Now I truly know how it feels to be drunk. How weird to have something in common with a glass of water.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:09, Reply)

Yeah the comma
ran off with an umlaut...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:11, Reply)

And went on to have many punctuation babies
And gave birth to a plethora of symbols we never use, like ^,&, and ~. How odd.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:12, Reply)

Sounds like a fun place to live Batman
we used to have alky neighbours but the house got repo'd and they've gone - was a good giggle when the bailiffs turned up to throw them out ...

Evening, PB. Booze? Certainly not. I have less alcohol tolerance than the average 14 year old these days. Best avoided.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:12, Reply)

I use
ampersands quite a bit!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:14, Reply)

I use ampersands all the time.
Well I don't, just thought I would show off I know the name for this; &. But then I'm an idiot sooo....

And yeah holy drug addicts indeed! Jim has just kicked Michelle out his flat and now she appears to be trying to kick his door down whilst saying fuck and cunt alot.

I'm scared. Hold me.


EDIT Damn you TGB!Damn you!

TWW yeah I can barely understand a word they're saying, thick Aberdonian accents y'see, but every so often a profanity slips through. My young ears are burning.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:14, Reply)

I use ampersands as well
TGB, we'll start the "Support your local ampersand" club. Motto - use it or lose it.

edit: HCFB, just keep the door locked. *holds on tight*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:15, Reply)

*holds Batman*
*snuggles*

TWW I really feel we need an ampersand in the motto!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:15, Reply)

You guys use it then?
I've just preferred the word "and". Too much messing about with shift keys.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:19, Reply)

Can I join please?

*snuggles up to TGB*

You do realise if we're snuggling & they come to the door I'm pushing you in the way? Thems the facts I'm afraid.

I've locked & put the chain on the door. I've also moved a chair up to it so I can listen through the letter box.

I'll keep you posted.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:20, Reply)

HCFB
if you really want to get "down wit' the kids" you don't say methadone. It's known as fairy liquid on the streets. So I'm told.

TGB, I can't think of anything that is snappy & makes grammatical sense..... hayelp!

edit: I've just remembered an ampersand related story! Back when I was first working, we had a crappy dictating system and the letters were typed in the typing pool then collected by juniors. My boss used it constantly, and would punctuate with "ampersand" or "semi colon" where appropriate. Until a new typist didn't understand that he meant the symbol, and typed the whole word. His face was a picture.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:20, Reply)

Batman you git
*ends snuggles haughtily*

*sings* If you're happy & you know it press shift+7!

We could have "Use it & don't lose it"
or... or....
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:23, Reply)

Fairy liquid?
Seriously? I'll bear that in mind next time I watch them making something on Blue Peter with washing up liquid bottles.

I used to work next door to a pharmacy and you knew if it was Wednesday because all the junkies would line up outside waiting to get their methadone. It was like Night of the Living Dead.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:26, Reply)

TGB
I like the "happy & you know it" one. If Batman survives the night he can add his vote ....

On a completely different note, my youngest is watching The Lion King and the songs are getting stuck in my head. If Elton John is found dead, you'll know who to blame ...

Batman, yes indeedy. Next time you buy fairy liquid, get the green stuff and leave little pots of it around in the stair. They look very similar, and the Living Dead lookalikes might glug it then proceed to foam at the mouth. Good fun!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:27, Reply)

I would just like to say
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(that was a contented sigh, not a scream for help)

I have just got in bed and turned my leccy blankie on and lit some Tibetan healing incense.

*peaces out*
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:27, Reply)

*shivers*
Room for one more fuzzy? I can't afford to put the heating on!

hehe "Elton found dead with soundtracked shoved where the sun would never go down on him"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:29, Reply)

fuzzy
room for a wee one?

I've always wanted an electric blanket but the big guy won't have it. He says that's because he had one as a child and it went on fire, very nearly roasting him alive. I think it's really so that I have to cuddle into him more!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:33, Reply)

Course there is Badgie
*moves over a bit*

Now you shall be all warm and calm and serene.

*wafts incense*

*oms*

EDIT: *moves over a bit more*

Jump in, Wee One :)
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:33, Reply)

I like the happy & you know it one.
I cried at the Lion King when it first came out and that's the last time I cried. Seriously. I think I'm dead inside.

No, no, no I was only joking TGB.

*tries to re-snuggle*

I brought cider and warmth...

Okay Jim has now opened the door but Michelle won't come in because "he smells of shit". Apparently she's a "filthy tramp". Oh Jim may also have Hep C
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:33, Reply)

yay fuzzy snuggles
*oms too*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:34, Reply)

*snuggles*

*ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm*

*sings*

The circle of life ...

*cries*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:35, Reply)

TWW
Don't make me smoother you with a pillow!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:36, Reply)

*fights off pillow attack*

*sings*

If you're happy & you know it press shift&7

*ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:40, Reply)

haha
I can't believe I went for + instead of &

*spangs self*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:41, Reply)

Batman
thank you, this running commentary is excellent entertainment.

*enjoys real life soap opera from comfort of the Magic Bed of Warmth*

Oh yeah I just remembered something I was going to say before - my mum gave me the leccy blanket and I was scared of it at first. But it's really very clever, you can program it to come on and go off, and it has separate controls for each side of the bed. I haven't set myself alight once, so I endorse it wholeheartedly.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:42, Reply)

*stumbles in*
phew!
finally made it!

*covers everyone in enormous snogs*

How are we all?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:42, Reply)

&
Hehehehe.

&

Ahhhahhahahaha.

&

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee



TULIP! *Snoggles* And how are yoooou?

Glad you're enjoying it fuzzy. It's all a bit quiet at the moment. Oh no wait, he's shouting that she shouldn't have fucked Stephan?Stefan?Stefanie? I can't make it out :(
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:42, Reply)

If I had been eating
it would be all over my pooter now.

Thanks for that Batman :D

&&&&&&&&&
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:44, Reply)

Tulip!!!
Darling!

*snogs mightily*

How are you? We're snuggling with fuzzy, & ommmming & stuff.

Batman, you need better hearing. What's the point of telling us if you can't get the details right? Typical man!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:46, Reply)

Darling Batman! Dearest Witch!
Loveliest warmfuzzyfeeling!


*snoggles*

*reads thread*

er... Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:47, Reply)

TWW you didn't use your ampersands!
Grrrr.

I feel like a child playing with these things


&&&&

They make me giggle though.


&

hehe.

Fuzzy I'm glad you enjoyed it, I was actually pissing myself as I typed.



EDIT : TWW I'm telling you, it's the accent. I think it was Stephen. Michelle retorted by saying that Jim was shit in bed and had a tiny todger. Jim said having sex with her is like fucking a wellie boot. The plot thickens. Dun Dun Duuuuun.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:47, Reply)

yay HLT snogs! *snogs*
Batman you are disappointing us all
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:48, Reply)

and big badgery snoglets to you to
I'm feeling all glowy and benevolent. this is because I have just seen Mamma Mia! for the first time. I'm ashamed to admit I thought it was fucking awesome.

*spangs self*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:49, Reply)

Evening
All

How the devil are we?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:49, Reply)

Hey Ethelred
Ok thanks, how's you?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:51, Reply)

I've got
an uber case of the giggles.

Serene & calm my arse. Unless it's possible to be serene & calm & have loud childish fun at the same time :)

*Ommmmmm* *&&&&&&s*
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:51, Reply)

TGB
I've stuck a post-it on my lappers saying "Be Better". I'll you know how that works out for me.

Ethel, good ta, and how are you?

fuzzy, I've got the giggles too, or it's a side effect from beer. I've got biggles.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:53, Reply)

Red, Tulip
Care to join us in the happy bed of warm giggling?
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:53, Reply)

~~~~~~~~~~
#####


edit: ^ that means yes please.

*dives under bedclothes*

*tickles everyone*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:53, Reply)

Good evening.
I've just had a bath.




I see the usual suspects are all here.

I'll be back in a mo, I need to get me jammies on.
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:54, Reply)

evening, Ethelred
I'm good. You?

*ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm&&&&&&&*

edit: Batman, I now have a picture of you, kilted, with a silk scarf and flying goggles.

*giggles*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:54, Reply)

evening red, miss blouse
ooh. you is all clean and shiny miss blouse!

and what lovely jammies!

*noms jammies*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:55, Reply)

Tulip!
hehehehehe

That's my tickle button...oooooohhhhhhhhhhhh.

Evening BGB! *waves*

I would like to clarify that I don't think football is more important than my b3ta friends as you said last night. If I could take my b3ta chums to the pub with me I would but unfortunately I couldn't, :(

EDIT TWW where did that image come from?! And what colour is the scarf? I don't suit yellow.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:57, Reply)

oooh jammies FTW!
I've snuck some cider and gin into the bed of fuzzyness *pours*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:58, Reply)

*simply blisses*
Can an evening get any better?
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:59, Reply)

aHA!
*tickles batman mercilessly*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:00, Reply)

Tuliiiiiiip
I've had an acciiiiiiiiident.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:01, Reply)

Haha!
Now you've explained it Tulip, I can see that's exactly what it says :)

Hurrah for punctuation!
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:01, Reply)

OMC - How Bizarre just came on
ooooooooh baby *ooh baby* it's making me crazy
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:03, Reply)

*takes batman to A&E*
save some gin for us won't you darlings?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:04, Reply)

Woooo
I'm going to A&E, I'm going to see some nurses

*glees*

I'm watching Pimp my Ride UK, Tim Westwood is the funniest man alive. He's 51! How bizarre. Hahahaha.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:05, Reply)

He is not 51!!!
Holy crap he is.

He looks pretty good for it really...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:06, Reply)

Oooooh it sounds like
Michelle just slapped Jim. Meooooooow! They're just going round in circles now. I'm feeling some kind of methadone fueled sexual tension here though.

I just peeked through the letter box and came face to crotch with Michelle!Argghhhhh my eyes!
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:08, Reply)

I'm
Alright thanks all.

What warm bed stuff are we partaking in?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:08, Reply)

I can't believe
Westwood is 51 *is telling everyone*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:10, Reply)

*drags Batman out of A&E*
leave it for the really sick. Silk scarf & goggles? You said you had the biggles. Honestly, you have the attention span of a goldfish tonight.

What are the neighbours doing? We need an update.

Edit: face to crotch with a junkie. There's no mind bleach strong enough ...
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:10, Reply)

Ethel
we're all in Fuzzys, come join us.

TGB fancies Westwood, eurgh.

EDIT Yeah I do actually, unfortunately it's not just tonight :(

If I have goggles and a scarf I'm like an old plane pilot!Chalks away boys!

Well I fell off my seat after seeing Michelle's crotch, skinny jeans y'see, now she is just out on landing crying. Should I hand a biscuit through the letter box?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:11, Reply)

No I do not
I do fancy risotto maybe.

*debates* I really need to eat something
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:12, Reply)

what are you all watching?
{}{}{}{}{}{}}}}}}}}}}}pffffff

are you all better now batman?

*drags batman away from the pretty nurses*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:13, Reply)

I haz jammies on and a cup of tea.
Has Batman been injured.


Shall I kiss it better?


Hang on! where has he been injured?
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:14, Reply)

@ TGB
I had a big steak and chips today.

I r feelin' fat.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:14, Reply)

Batman!
do NOT feed the animals. For your own safety, man, don't do it!

*grabs biscuit from Batman*

noms
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:15, Reply)

*has a tantrum as tulip drags me off*
Hmmmm nurses.

We're watching my neighbours going mental at each other.

BGB Kisses would be most gratefuly received. I hurt my tickle button. Make of that what you will....
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:16, Reply)

Batman
by the sound of things you shouldn't hand anything through the letterbox if you want to keep your hand.

Can you get a good enough swing to throw them at her through it though? That is something I would like to hear about :)

Oh and sorry guys, I had to turn the blankie off. What with you all in here as well I was getting too hot.

*basks*
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:18, Reply)

My grandad juyst called
me. That was weird 0_o
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:19, Reply)

When my youngest gets out of the bath
I'm going in! I washed the bedcovers today and got them dried outside. They smell all of the lovely! So I have to be all sparkly clean to climb into them.

I can't wait for bedtime.....

edit: TGB, so that's not a usual occurence then? It'd be really weird if mine called me, cos they didn't mess about at the crematorium that day ...
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:19, Reply)

@HCFB
Well as long as it's above your waist.

*kisses better*


@Weewitch - I lurrrve clean bedlinen. I'd change my bed linen every day if I could.
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:20, Reply)

My tickle button is behind my ear
so you're safe.

*sneaks a quick snog from BGB*

All better!

Yeah I decided against feeding the animal. Shes left now though so I've moved away from my door. I'll let you know if anything else happens.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:23, Reply)

BGB
I even ironed the pillowcases, so they're all crisp as well as fresh smelling .... aaaaaaaaaah.

*sniffs pillowcases*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:23, Reply)

There were 10 B3tans in the bed
and the Wee Witch said.......
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:24, Reply)

get out!
THOSE COVERS ARE CLEAN ON!

So they all rolled over ...

edit: evening, MrsL. How are you? How's the job hunt going?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:25, Reply)

And Al fell out
he hit the floor........


*edit* Didn't get the job I interviewed for today, but I do have another one tomorrow. Thanks for asking WW
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:26, Reply)

Ahem!
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas.
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:26, Reply)

clean bedlinen
mmmmmmm
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:27, Reply)

single beds are only made for
one!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:27, Reply)

Righto folks
I need to go out and buy some more beer. I shall return soon. Hopefully Michelle isn't waiting to ambush me...
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:28, Reply)

But mine is a double
with a king size quilt, and will accommodate any number of b3tans.

Ning Mrs L, you joining us too?

*lights more Tibetan healing incense*
*ommmmms*
*giggles*
*&&&&&&&s*

EDIT: Batman! Be careful out there! Make sure you check back in with us or we'll be worried!
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:29, Reply)

single beds
shouldn't be allowed. they are all of teh wrong.

Can I get into bed now please? I've cleaned my teeth and washed my face and brushed my hair and put clean jimjams on and everything
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:30, Reply)

&&&&&&&&&§§§§§§§§§§
Or in your language yes I am joining you, until Heroes starts anyways.

*shuffles up to make room for Tulip*
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:31, Reply)

oh Tulip
you're too good for us! You smell delightful!
And Mrs L, snuggle in!

*snuggles everyone*
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:33, Reply)

B3ta bed love-in.
Would be wonderful.

Or a B3ta pyjama party.


We could have biccies and tea and watch reality TV.
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:34, Reply)

fuzzy
I though we were the only ones who had a double bed with a king size quilt! Yay!

*climbs in*

*snuggles down*

*climbs back out*

Have to go and dry my youngest's hair, then hop in the bath. Bye, y'all.

*waves*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:34, Reply)

I am sat
on my sofa under my living room duvet watching The Restaurant and eating biscuits.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:36, Reply)

Evening dears
I've been being all sorts of productive. All work for this week is finished now, and I've now got time to do stuff for next week.

Do I get a gold star? Or a space in the bed?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:36, Reply)

*snuggles everyone*
*envelopes everyone in warm expensive scent*

*dozes off*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:37, Reply)

BGB
It would!

I would love that :D
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:37, Reply)

You can join me PoD
but you need to be quiet when Heroes is on.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:37, Reply)

Bye Wee One!
Tulip, I just noticed your sig and I want to watch Black Books NOW!
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:39, Reply)

I'm always quiet when heroes is on
Although I have seen it already. Living room sofa FTW!

Or just do as I do and don't have a living room, and a huge tv in my bedroom.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:40, Reply)

This thread has gone all girly.
I like!
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:41, Reply)

Hey BGB
I'm here too thank you very much.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:43, Reply)

Can I join in if I act girly?

*braids hair*

*paints nails*

*applies eyeliner*

Right, I had better start acting girly now.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:43, Reply)

I have a
tiny living room but a massive sofa and tv. In fact sitting on the sofa you can touch the TV!

However I don't have heating so downstairs duvet is a must.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:43, Reply)

My living room
only has a coal fire, which is lully, but a pain in the arse to light every time I want to watch tv. So I tend not to watch tv, but snuggle up in bed with my leccy blankie instead and hog the interweb.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:45, Reply)

yay, Black Books!
I have shaken Dylan Moran's hand you know.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:48, Reply)

I'm listening to Slayer (sorry to stop acting girly for a minute)
and whenever I listen to them I get really jittery and sort of feel like i'm having heart palpitations, it doesn't happen with other thrash metal bands I listen to.

I don't know why, but it interests me.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:48, Reply)

In answer to all the way up there
TWW it is unusual we don't really talk. But he said he heard from my dad I was made redundant and was seeing how I was. Which was nice. Nice but odd.

I have risotto nom nom nom
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:49, Reply)

Hallooooo
I'm back! I'm back with beer and wine and a runny, runny nose as it's so cold out side. Booooooo.

B3ta pajama parta? Fuck yeah! I don't have any pajamas though, can I still come?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:49, Reply)

@ batman
I would have thought that complete lack of pyjamas would almost certainly set you on the road to come, as it were.

ahem.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:51, Reply)

@HCFB
Only if you wear a nightie.
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:51, Reply)

A
tartan one.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:53, Reply)

HLT
That was naughty. Hehehehehehe

&&&&&&&&&

Ohhhh nighty. I went out dressed in a nighty once. It was liberating.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:54, Reply)

Al
try playing them backwards, maybe there are subliminal messages?
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:54, Reply)

nighties are also made of wrong
they creep up you at night and then you wake up with a big thick roll of cotton under your boobs.

silk pj's ftw. they know their place and don't creep.

@al - try not taking amphetamines when listening to Slayer. that ought to cure it.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:54, Reply)

Oooh!
*faints*

Just read about your handshaking of the Moran Man *is awed*

Also, and I realise how this will... er... go down, I only wear jammies when I am out of bed. IN bed I prefer nakedudity. Nothing to get caught up around anywhere :)
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:58, Reply)

I know my place too
but I have been known to creep.

And sometime I end up under mrs al's boobs in teh middle of the night too.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:59, Reply)

fuzzy
I sleep in the buff too, it's much more comfortable.

*starts twitching at clothes*
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:01, Reply)

The concerning thing
about the Slayer thing is that i'm going to see them twice next week and I don't really want to be that jittery throughout both concerts.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:03, Reply)

Evening all!
I have that horrible head/neck ache you get when a cold is coming.
Stupid germs, making me feel crappy.

And I wear PJs out of bed but am nakey/pant wearing in bed.
Naked sleeping is the best.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:04, Reply)

Personally
I don't like sleeping naked, I prefer wearing shorts. This may be TMI, who am I kidding, of course this is TMI, but when I sleep in the nuddy I don't like how my balls get stuck to my thighs when I get a bit sweaty.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:06, Reply)

Hiya Lucy!
*waves*

Judge Dredd is on, this is turning into the best night ever. I spent most of my time naked when I'm at home. Not in public though, it's too cold up here.

EDIT Talcum powder al...
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:06, Reply)

OK
So it looks like we're having a naked b3ta bed party, with biscuits.

Yay!

*minds out for the crumbs*
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:06, Reply)

Well cause I is old.
I have a polyester nightie that fastens up around my neck and reaches to the floor.

I mustn't catch a cold dearies.
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:07, Reply)

Hi batman!
*waves back*

Don't worry Al, there's never such a thing as too much information, I can match that grossness with a story involving hair and my right nipple.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:07, Reply)

*listens*
EDIT: BGB, I'd like a nightie like that. I'd wear it around the house and pretend to be a terribly elegant lady, or a ghost, or go to the shops in it so people think I'm eccentric.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:08, Reply)

Lucy...
...what?

If I sleep with any trousers on I always get a wedgie and end up spending half the night removing cloth from my crack. Plus I like being cool in bed, I'm not a fan of heat bizarrely enough.

EDIT My old flatmates used to get a shock on a Sunday morning as I used to fall asleep on the kitchen floor, naked, after a night out. Last time it happened I had a lump of cheese in my hand for some reason.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:09, Reply)

Well
I have
A) my nipples pierced and
B) curly hair.
Both of these points are relevant.

As I have curly hair, I don't brush it often as that makes it go fluffeh. So it sheds a lot in the shower.

Therefore, I can get hair caught on my body jewellery.

This obviously happened yesterday and I didn't realise. When I woke up this morning (after my nakey sleeping) my right nipple was quite tender.

"Ouchies" I thought, "I must've caught it in my sleep".

The pain got worse so when I was having a relaxing bath to scare away my cold symptoms, I had a better look at my nipple...
And had a hair IN the piercing hole.

So I had to get tweezers and pull it out. It was ouchie and icky at the same time. But also curiously satisfying.

And that is the story of my right nipple and hair.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:13, Reply)

I also have sheepskin slippers and a net for my hair.
@Batman. A lump of cheese seems a reasonable thing to be holding while asleep on the kitchen floor.


@Lucy. Ouchies indeed. Now my hair is getting longer I'm dreading nipple piercing and hair related accidents.
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:14, Reply)

Arrgghhhhhhhh!
Too much, too much!

Although nipple piercings eh?

EDIT BGB that's what I said. They saw differently after having the image of my naked, heaving, cheese clutching body burned into their heads.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:15, Reply)

That's an excellent story

( Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:15, Reply)

Thank you
I very rarely have things happen to me that make me think,
"This is b3ta-worthy".

Bloody hurt though.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:17, Reply)

Ooh the hair thieves... they come in the night!

Or sometimes the cheese thieves, Batman...?
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:17, Reply)

Nope the cheese
was still in my hand, there was no way I was giving that bitch up.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:19, Reply)

I passed out
on the bathroom floor when I was still living with my parents. My mum woke me up at 3am by kicking me quite hard.

She's a tough women my mother.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:20, Reply)

@Batman
I uses to wake up after a drunken night with bits of vegetarian bacon in my bed. I could never remember cooking it or eating it but it was always there.


Edit - still it was better than waking up with a strange man in my bed.
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:20, Reply)

I can has flat!
It's now 100% certain. I move in on Saturday morning.

Wooo!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:22, Reply)

Heh heh
that sweety advert with the bear saying if he saw a dinosaur right now he'd "RIP HIS HEAD OFF" just came on.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:22, Reply)

I have never
Fallen asleep from drinking too much.
How rock and roll am I?

Congrats Spakka!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:23, Reply)

My dad frequently falls asleep on the toilet
naked. We went round to my exes parents house for a big posh tea and my old man decided it was a great idea to go for a wee. Sitting down. Naked. He promptly fell asleep. My exes mum wasn't too impressed to find a 50 year old fat man sitting on the bog in the buff with droll running down over his moobs.

BGB Veggie bacon eh? Did you just go to bed with it and thrash about under the covers? I do that sometimes...without the veggie bacon.

EDIT Congrats spakka! When do you move?

Al...are you watching Judge Dredd too?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:24, Reply)

Well Done spakkaman
that's excellent news.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:24, Reply)

I meant
you were the cheese thief.

Haha! BGB that's funny. With me it's crisps.

Al, I never fell asleep on the bathroom floor, but became intimately acquainted with it on the occasions my mum locked me out and I had to get a ladder out of the garage and climb up, and then up a bit of drainpipe coz the ladder wasn't long enough, and then slither through the window headfirst trying to by-pass the toilet.

I'm amazed I didn't a) fall and die b) get my head stuck in the toilet and c) wake anyone up.

EDIT: Excellent news Mista!
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:24, Reply)

I'm so rock and roll
I was once sick out of a moving taxi as we went round the Old Street roundabout.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:27, Reply)

Batman
Sounds like something my dad would do.
Dads are great aren't they? Mine seems to be getting stranger as he gets older.

He presented me with two aubergines this evening.
I think this means he would like me to cook something with them and not just an affectionate father/daughter gift.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:27, Reply)

Me
and the old fella don't get on so well these days unfortunately but my mum gave me an aubergine last time I was visiting them. She also set up a catering company called aubergine, spooky!

Ahhhh I got you fuzzy...I'm not even a massive fan of cheese!
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:30, Reply)

My step-father gives us money when he's drunk.
But we have to give it him back in the morning.
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:30, Reply)

I love aubergines
Nom.

BGB - you should deny all knowledge of the money!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:31, Reply)

@Lucy
He's actually stopped doing it now but he used to do it a lot. It was really funny watching him emptying his pockets and throwing the stuff at us with a big grin on his face.

I think he's trained himself to stop it.
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:33, Reply)

Is the bloke
that runs the pawn shop in Judge Dredd and just got shot Ian Dury?
( Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:34, Reply)

On a totally different note
and I'm sure some of you may know this, but Hugo Boss designed the SS uniforms.

Hmm odd.

EDIT Al...think so.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:36, Reply)

@Al
Yes it is.

He rocks!
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:40, Reply)

Falling asleep on the toilet
Once happened to me after an all-nighter. Because my arms were resting on the top of my knees, I cut off my circulation. By the time I woke up, my legs had that pins-and-needles feeling so I was not able to get up. However, I was still so tired that I leaned down again to sleep once again cutting off circulation. I had to stay awake long enough to re-start the circulation in my legs to be able to get off the toilet seat, wipe etc. and drag myself to bed.

* is typing this from the toilet *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:40, Reply)

My new flat.
I move in on Saturday Morning. I expect to be going out to the pub with my new workmates the night before, so moving in with a hangover should be fun.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:43, Reply)

@spakkaman
It's all gone very exciting and busy for you.

Good luck!
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:45, Reply)

Good luck with the move spakka.
Is your place handy for work and everything?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:45, Reply)

I'm off to bed.
Goodnight folks and don't stop up too late.
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:51, Reply)

Night BGB
*hugs*

Has everyone else buggered off?


Is that Ewan Bremner as the weird Sand People type person in Judge Dredd?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:53, Reply)

g'night BGB
I'm still here Batman!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:55, Reply)

Soz
got distracted by an email.

And now I need a wee.

(The two things are not related, just announcing my departure for a moment).
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:56, Reply)

I am back
I've been trying unsuccessfully to install various versions of photoshop and the like. It's been rather frustrating. Grrs.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:56, Reply)

Wohhoooooo!
Hullo again Lucy!

*hugs*

I'm just a hug whore really.

So what's new with you?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:57, Reply)

* finishes *
* wipes *

* realises he's used the remainder of the toilet paper *

* goes back to room to retrieve some *

* adds it to the paperless toilet *

* returns to lounge *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:57, Reply)

I need to do the washing up
but I really can't be bothered!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:58, Reply)

Hmm
New with me?
Let me think...

...

Nothing really. I get to see Mr VP for the first time in 3 weeks tomorrow so thats ace. And he's promised to buy me a burger.
Doublewhammy of win.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:58, Reply)

Wohoo!
Burgers are always full of the aceness.

I meant to ask, where abouts are you in your profile photo? The bottom one on top of the mountain?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:01, Reply)

Right bed time for me
Being awake is too much effort :P

*hugs* Catch you laters my lovies
x
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:01, Reply)

Night TGB
*warm naked hugs*

Dammit I still haven't been for a wee. Got distracted by something else.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:03, Reply)

Go fuzzy, GO!!
We will keep a wee seat warm for you.

How's flat stuff going spakka?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:04, Reply)

Goodnight TGB!
The profile picture of which you speak fair sire is on top (well as high as you can get) on Mount Etna.
I lived in Sicily for 5 months in the city near Etna and when Mr Vp came to visit we went up it.
it was super fun.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:04, Reply)

'night BGB
@HCFB: It's about 25 min cycling distance from work and there's 3 bus-routes that do most of the commute in case I don't feel like cycling. Am about a mile from nearest Tube stop.

EDIT: 'night TGB
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:07, Reply)

I've caught a MOUSE!
Am just off to liberate him.

Oh, and I've had a wee now :)
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:08, Reply)

Aw that sounds brilliant Lucy
I've always wanted to go to Italy and Sicily, it's on my list of things to do. Which mainly involves traveling.

Incidentally I have some fantastic coffee called Mount Etna, don't think it comes from there though.

EDIT Sweet spakka, that sounds good. Glad you got it sorted.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:08, Reply)

Batman
You must go to Sicily! If you like food then its the best place ever.
The ice cream, pizza, pasta, it's all so good. We went to the market every day and there were leeks bigger than my arms! The oranges are mostly blood oranges so if you have an orange juice in a cafe it's pink or purple.
And they have the best snack food ever, Arancini
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arancini
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:13, Reply)

.
@POD: See above re flat.

@Fuzzy: Dammit! We wee so close to being on the toilet at the same time.

@LvP: I've been to Mount Etna too. Went as high as the bus could take me, and ate a bit of grub. Did not eat as much as I wanted to because I was going to get a boat on very rough seas.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:14, Reply)

Lucy
I love food!

But seriously I've got a mate who was across there a few weeks ago and loved it. I also fancy traveling around Greece and like I said mainland Italy. Just need the money to do so :(
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:17, Reply)

Italian food FTW!
You have to eat it from an Italian restaurant in Italy to fully appreciate it.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:18, Reply)

@ LvP
Arancini sounds lovely!

I have a thing for Mozzarella (shes a nice girl)
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:19, Reply)

Arancini
sounds absolutely magic.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:21, Reply)

@HCFB
If you have the chance, get an Interrail. You can travel by train across to Italy and Greece this way (and lots of other places too).
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:32, Reply)

Mista
don't worry, I'm sure we will synchronise our minimalism, if not maximumism, one day.

Poor lil mouse, he was all trembly. I ushered him under the door of a barn a few hundred yards from my house. I know you have to take them over running water but that's too far to walk at this time of night and I wasn't going to drive him there either. I hope he's happy.*

*happy enough to stay there and not come back and keep me awake with his gnawing again
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:36, Reply)

A few folk have mentioned that.
I'm looking at jacking everything in next summer and just fucking off and doing it. No mortgage, family etc to worry about so probably be the best time.

Either than or I'll jack it all in and end up sitting in the Dole Office in Brighton.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:36, Reply)

Do it!
And never base your plans on the dole office. They are rubbish.

(currently experiencing dole issues)

Edit - Arancini are the mutts nuts.
Have one of those after a nights drinking (they have 24 hour deli places that sell them) and you will never go back to kebabs.
If you ever see them for sale then buy one. They rule.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:37, Reply)

Heh yeah
I've been thinking about it a lot recently. I've worked full time since I was 16 so I think it's something I should do before I settle down and take a wife.

fuzzy I just saw your photo of the giant spider. Euuuurggggghhhhhh.


Lucy, how are those dole issues working out for you?!
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:40, Reply)

Batman
The dole sucks.
I still haven't had any actual money come through yet. I have to ring some people up and do some shouting and then hand in the paperwork to say I have a job.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:42, Reply)

I was
worried that was who was doing the gnawing.

She's not there today. I don't know if this is good or bad. I like spiders as long as I know where they are.
The other night I was up til about 5 or 6 and I'd started hallucinating in my peripheral vision... could have sworn I saw a spider that size crawl into my shoe. And it turned out it was real! I urged it under the wardrobe instead.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:44, Reply)

Ancrenne
Woo out loud lady! yes I have been offered a job here in Wiltshire working for a mobile phone company.
It's the same people that Mr VP works for so we're hoping I can work my socks off and get a role in London.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:48, Reply)

Argh
spiders give me the fear. Along with a lot of other things.

Hey ancrenne, *hugs*
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:49, Reply)

Ancrenne!!!
Evening m'dear. Saw you in some bash photos earlier on. That was a pretty crap story.

Are you well?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:50, Reply)

Fanks!
I am pleased to finally have a job although I don't start until 1st Dec.

But it will give me some stability and money and something to focus on.

AND I will be in London ever other weekend so will be able to attend some of these ere bashes I've heard so much about!

Edit - Batman, what else gives you the fear? I'm scared of slugs.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:51, Reply)

Evening all
Much going on tonight?
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:53, Reply)

Right
I'm off to bed now, I have a busy day of shouting at Job Centre people and "catching up" with Mr VP tomorrow.

Although I'm sure I will be around on b3ta all morning too!

Goodnight people!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:58, Reply)

Helloes! *huggles*
I've got soya yogurt on my tassles :(

EDIT: And byes! *huggles again*
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:58, Reply)

What gives me the fear lucy?
Spiders, scorpions, small feet, large feet, big hands, ghosts - especially little girl ghosts, the ocean, children.

Uummm...I need to lie down now.

*huggles ancrenne*
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:00, Reply)

Soya yoghurt is vile
Tassels on what?

I'm barely able to move after an excellent dinner of chicken stuffed with brie wrapped in bacon, mashed potatoes and lots of roasted vegetables. Nom

Should be going to bed but not sure I can handle the stairs until I have a few more cigarettes to digest the food!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:01, Reply)

night lucy
*hugs*
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:01, Reply)

Has anyone had a go at the game out of the last newsletter?
It's evil I tell thee, evil!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:02, Reply)

Heights is the only thing that gives me teh fear really
I can get about 8' off the floor, any higher than that and I do not feel safe at all.

Fine with all the other common ones, I used to have a tarantula so not scared of spiders! Slugs are a bit weird but quite interesting.

Don't have any problems with needles apart from when they're really really blunt.

Edit: Night Lucy. ancrenne - only tried the Alpro ones really. It's the texture/consistency rather than the taste I think, it feels weird in my mouth. Plus I try to maintain dairy product level of about 50% of my diet so anything pretending to be dairy is a no no.

Edit edit: How similar was my edit to yours?!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:04, Reply)

Oddly enough
needles don't bother me.

Post meal smoke...excellent.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:04, Reply)

The tassles
on the throw on my bed. They're right under my armpit, and I keep thinking I've got all the yogurt off them and then finding more :(

I like this lots though, it's not soya dessert, which I can take or leave, but soya yogurt. First time I've bought any and I'm more impressed than I thought I would be.
And I am eating it with little english apples and honey.

*noms*

EDIT: @ancrenne - this is Provamel and it is the plain one, I think the addition of honey makes it yummy. Honey is a grey area for me. I'm not sure why...
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:05, Reply)

The apples and honey sound better than the yoghurt
Although honey is somewhat verboten as far as I'm concerned.

I've been eating a LOT of apples recently for some reason, they've overtaken bananas in the fruit league table. Crisp Cox (insert your own joke here) from Tesco, nom nom
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:09, Reply)

Evenin ancrenne & Miasma
@ancrenne: the pics are up on flickr but not yet in the flickr pool.

My pics
Scarpe's pics

Anyway, I've just been told that someone who previously didn't want their pics up has changed their mind so I'll be uploading more pics.

EDIT: 'night Lucy
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:09, Reply)

Miasma
bananas could kick apples ass.

spakka is their tags on them yet? sorry to be so demanding but i don't know many folk...
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:12, Reply)

@HCFB
I'm still getting used to being employed again so have yet to optimise my b3ta-ing.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:19, Reply)

Aw noes!
Glad you got to eat some of it though.
I must bake some apples myself... haven't had baked apples since I was little :)

How long do you bake them for? (If you're not exploding them that is)
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:30, Reply)

Okay spakka I'll let you off then
Ancrenne that sounds like a good enough reason as any.

I just had some tomato soup. That's been the highlight of my evening. Wooooooooo.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:31, Reply)

@ancrenne
Perhaps microwaving the apple heated the water in it too fast and exploded it.

Oh well,at least your microwave will be full of appley goodness.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:36, Reply)

Heh that's what I think!
I've spent the past 5 months making soup, soup, soup. I've got soup coming out my ears.

I'm now watching that interview with Kerry Katona on This Morning. It's a touch painful.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:36, Reply)

Yeah it's horrible
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/article1841494.ece

She seems totally off her face. Apparently she's on medication for bi-polar but I have never seen medication for that turn you into the way she is. Hmmm.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:42, Reply)

I'm off to bed now
'night.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:45, Reply)

Right all
I'm going to head off to bed, as I have many of the things to be doing tomorrow. Hoorah.

Have good nights all.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:46, Reply)

Night spakka
Yeah she goes in a right strop when Philip Scoefield even mentions addiction or anything. She's clearly not right at all.

So what are your plans for the rest of the week? Up to anything exciting?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:47, Reply)

anyone here still
I've had a LOT ow whisky
And...
typing...
Maybe not.
oddd stuff happened tonight.
( Cawl, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:50, Reply)

I'll come join you
*toddles off*
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:51, Reply)

Night peeps!
*huggles*

*is distracted by bees*

EDIT: I am not going, I was saying night to the peeps who were.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:53, Reply)

I'm in the middle of rolling a fag
you ok man?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:54, Reply)

Yeajh!
And thenre was s a man called Frank.

And.. Stuff.
( Cawl, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:56, Reply)

hello all
still around. should be in bed, but can't be bothered.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:58, Reply)

Ywah!
was great!

thinks o anyway.

:D
( Cawl, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:01, Reply)

So what happened Kaol?
I'm intrigued by this man Frank?

Sounds fun ancrenne, I'll cross me fingers for you.

Evening flesh, are you well?

I'm cold.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:03, Reply)

I'm good
but a bit (possibly unnecessarily) worried about work. Apparently the boss received a ton of cvs yesterday, and had posted an advert last week. Don't think it's me who's going (if someone is being pushed), but there's always a chance.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:06, Reply)

Frank.
I met thes man called frank.
He's a gangster OR a band prommoter.
He had a big scar and ah cane.
( Cawl, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:07, Reply)

flesh
hope that all works out for you.

Kaol...I don't know what else to say to that. Cool?

I think I need to go to bed soon.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:12, Reply)

I don't kow either.
he's gonna phone me in tomorrow,
maybe I shoulldn't 've given him ma number.
( Cawl, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:14, Reply)

thanks ancrenne
tbh I think I should be OK, they increased my hours from 2/week last school year, to 16/week this year. Just worried cause I only do 8 hours/weekly elsewhere, and most places have now started everywhere and not much chance of finding work
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:14, Reply)

Here's a pickle
I'm now friends with althegeordie on facebook and I'm going through his friends list to see if I recognise anybody of b3ta. Does that make me a creep?

Bearing in mind I've yet to meet anybody from this so I'm going purely on profile pictures.

God I'm bored.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:14, Reply)

If you're a creep
and I know you are, but that's beside the point, then so am I :)
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:17, Reply)

Me too!
I'm inavisable!
( Cawl, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:19, Reply)

Night ancrenne
*hugs*

You do realise I'm going to spend the rest of the night trying to find you guys? I won't add anybody...just write down their real names then freak them out when I meet them.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:21, Reply)

can't find me.
s'impossible.
( Cawl, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:22, Reply)

Ha!
Good luck with that. *speaks of that which she knows of er... that*

Night ancrenne, you can have teh sweet dreams now :) *hugs and snogs*
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:23, Reply)

Kaol what's your real name?
I'm hoping you're that drunk you'll surrender it.

Should I have more beer? What do you reckon fuzzy? And can I get back into bed with you? That was fun. I promise to behave this time.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:25, Reply)

My name
IS Kaol.
Like bill is Bill.
( Cawl, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:28, Reply)

His real name sounds
like the sound you get when you hit a large bell.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:29, Reply)

I was unaware
that you misbehaved last time! What did you do, o bed ninja?

But yes, there's lots of room now that everyone else has gone.

Kaol? Bed? Leccy blankie? Smoking? Questions?

Beer.... hmm, depends what you have to do tomorrow and what time you have to get up to do it. I either just had deja vu or I have anwered that question before...
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:30, Reply)

Dong
?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:31, Reply)

A ling long?
?
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:31, Reply)

Ohhhh
I get it.

That was in answer to Al. Not a question for Kaol regarding bed activities.

EDIT: Al, didn't know you were here too. Care for some bed?
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:35, Reply)

Bed? Leccy blankie? Smoking? Questions?
I'll take
Bed.
Smokess.
And warmth.
No hard questions.

I'm starting to sober up fast.
But no fast moving.
( Cawl, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:36, Reply)

I'm not really here
I'm upsetting /talkers by being funny.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:38, Reply)

Fuzzy?
a ling long?

hehehe

I would take bed, smoke and that's about it.

Tomorrow I need to get up at about 11 to give the flat a quick tidy because somebody is coming round to look at it. The rest of the day I get to spend drinking coffee, smoking and reading the paper. I may indulge in some scratching at some point.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:38, Reply)

got ta
be up for work
at 7.30.

wanna swap?
( Cawl, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:39, Reply)

Then drink away!
Hoorah!

I actually have a day of spending time with elderly relatives I haven't seen for years tomorrow... and I have to wake up before 9 o clock. It will be a shock to the system, although as I only had 4 and a bit hours sleep last night I should be able to fall asleep.
And my noisy houseguest is now elsewhere :)

Questions aren't compulsory, it just seemed to be becoming a theme.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:43, Reply)

go on then
ask questions.
expect drunk honesty.
( Cawl, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:44, Reply)

:(
I can't think of any now.

It's always the way.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:55, Reply)

400!
Well... I should get some sleep.

REALLY should.
I'lltell the story of Frank tomorrow.

Night!
( Cawl, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:56, Reply)

Night Kaol!
I look forward to the Frank Story :)

*fuzzy hugs*
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:58, Reply)

The best kind of hugs:p
Yeahh, I'm gonna collapse now.
Tomorrow is gonna be a world of hangover and badness.

Ah well! sleep!

*hugs*
( Cawl, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:59, Reply)

I think I'm going
to head to bed as well I think.

I'm shattered.

Agooooood night

*hugs*
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:01, Reply)

Night Batman!
Fuzzy hugs for you too *hugs*
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:02, Reply)