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Wot, no HSH thread?
Well, I'll just need to start my own then...

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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 8:22, 262 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

ANother quiet morning
I expect my day will be fully of microsleeps at my desk and sneaking off to the bogs for minisleeps there.

I'm so tired ='[
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Captain V, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 8:25, Reply)

Morning Captain V
And happy b3taday to you.

I missed mine on Monday as I was away at the time.

I can't do minisleeps. I wake up feeling like hell.

Megasleeps, on the other hand...
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 8:27, Reply)

Megasleeps
I think my record for sleeping was sleeping for 36 hours in 48 starting in Austria with a coach trip home from a ski trip (slept the whole way other than the ferry) and then a good 12 hours of sleep the night I got home.

I hope I don't fall asleep on the bus tonight and miss my stop -_-

:edit: Woo for b3taday!
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Captain V, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 8:31, Reply)

Yes we can!
Wohooo! The republicans are out at last! Let's hope today, we can use the hope to inspire us to combat our personal demons, and not to mention those pesky ghost bees and mind weasels.

Oh, and happy b3taday Captain V, and happy belated b3taday k2k6 (there seems to be a lot of them about this time of year).
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 8:32, Reply)

I also see
that the popular vote was in favour of Obama, unlike in the case of Dubya last time.

It's a daft voting system. I can understand that it makes sense to do it that way when electing representatives for a given area, but when it's a straight choice between two people for president, why not just count the votes and see who gets more?
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 8:38, Reply)

@K2k6
IIRC, I think it may have been done that way to give the smaller states more of a say. Otherwise, most of the campaigning would only go on in the big cities. But even that does not make that much sense.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 8:52, Reply)

Morning all
Happy B3taday Captain!

I had a fine sleep last night, but I woke up with a numb arm. I think that someone was sleeping on it!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 8:53, Reply)

@spakka
Yes, I realise there are reasons for it, but it's actually introducing a huge quantisation error. When you have 130 million people voting and reduce that to a few hundred electoral college votes it can make a big difference to the outcome.

@Dr Minge - so long as it was a lovely lady sleeping on it, you have no reason to complain!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 8:57, Reply)

K2k6
Well there was nobody there!

Spakka, nice pictures matey. I wish I'd been there!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:01, Reply)

What a night
stayed up till half 2, then missed all the action.

Pfft. But very nice to wake up to this morning!

How are we all today?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:01, Reply)

And so I shall be heading off now
Bye!
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:02, Reply)

Mr Nong all!
Well, who'd have thunk it, there's a new president elect this morning. I was expecting them to mess up something majorly and it not to be decided for days. Well they proved me wrong.

All well today? I got a long lie (8:30) today, which made me slightly happy.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:04, Reply)

Good morning everybody!
I'm running late for work having stayed up till 4 waiting for the president-elect to hit that magic 270!

Still, I'm going to be near enough that I can blame the tube.
(bill, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:06, Reply)

when do we start the Obama Assassination Attempt Sweepstake?
or Obama ASS!* as we will henceforth refer to it!

'ning folks!

*I realise that these are the wrong letters
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:09, Reply)

PoD
I was the same! I expected a big muck up too.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:10, Reply)

Ning all
Happy B3taday V!

Mine is tomorrow :D
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:16, Reply)

Morning Badger
Good nights sleep?

I finished that film and then watched another!

I'm a tad wired this morning.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:22, Reply)

Hi Dok *snuggles*
I crept in and slept on your arm did you not notice? :p
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:29, Reply)

aha
this is Charles Calthrop, live from Manchester.
(sirolimus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:33, Reply)

Badger
But you snuck away before I awoke. :( *sads*

Hi Charles, can we have the news & weather from Manchester then?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:36, Reply)

We could do the talk thing
Cold and damp here
Very pleased about last nights results
3 cups of coffee on my desk
4 cigarettes planned for the day

9,000 orders left for the Mighty Boosh
Glad it's wednesday because I'm seeing
The Grammar Badger tonight...
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:39, Reply)

Aww thanks Jim :)
And sorry Dok I had to get back for work :p
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:40, Reply)

must enter a subject
News: Probably the odd stabbing last night. The mood on the magic buses this morning, Jim, was tired elation for the historic victory in America. People were wondering, while pondering Nemi in the metro, how it would affect their jobs, their homes, their lives.

weather: overcast, maybe occasional showers later.

And now to Sally for the travel and then a man with a manly name for the SPORT
(sirolimus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:46, Reply)

And the fact it's pound a pint
:)
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:47, Reply)

Jim
Only 3 cups of coffee and 4 cigarettes! What's wrong with you man? Treat Badger well when you see her, and give her a big hug from me.

Badger, it's OK but you could have woken me, I would have made you breakfast.

Charles, genius.

EDIT Badger, you're doing it on purpose now, I can hardly keep it in!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:51, Reply)

And
Lab, Duckie and Evil Pixie are coming! And possibly even Ginger Girl.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:51, Reply)

Aww I missed breakfast? :(
hehe I liked the man with a manly name bit :p
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:52, Reply)

Herr Doktor
I've started on stronger rolling baccy recently, so I don't tend to need as many throughout the working day as I used to.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:53, Reply)

hahah
Dok my mind took the dirty road with that comment ;)
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:54, Reply)

Jim
Strong rolling Baccy. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Badger, what do you mean 'took the dirty road with that comment'? I thought that's the only road! ;p
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:02, Reply)

Herr Doktor
you are spzoiling uz wiz your mmmmmmm.

It's Lucky Strike Red :D

Any news on the hair? I quite fancy doing mine ash white.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:03, Reply)

Jim
You will look like that guy in Home Alone who gets electrocuted! hehehe

And you're right Dok that is the only road! *dirty glees*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:06, Reply)

Jim
I'll be doing mine before the November 28^th Bash.

Ash white, nice. The last time I bleached mine I left it on for too long and went Emenem white!

Mmmmmmm Lucky Strikes. I didn't know you could get that in baccy form!

EDIT *cops a sneeky Badger feel*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:08, Reply)

I wanna go to the London bash
*looks sad*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:12, Reply)

Then come!
I'm sure you'd be able to get someplace to sleep easy enough!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:16, Reply)

I thought you were
going to the Bash TGB?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:16, Reply)

nigles peeps.
Happy b3ta birthday captain V and your bash pics are ace spakka.

I trust everyone is well this morning.
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wanderlust, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:17, Reply)

*manly eyebrow twitches*
How you doin' all?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:17, Reply)

Well
I probably can't afford it.

And is that an offer Dok? ;) I'll not sleep on your arm again
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:18, Reply)

Hi Lusty and Red
I'm in one hella good mood this morning, thanks for asking.

It could be Badger, It could be ;)
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:30, Reply)

Morning all
Just got told off for persistent moaning at work:(

I need a new job, this isn't worth the hassle.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:31, Reply)

Hello BK
Moaning? You? I don't believe it.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:33, Reply)

BK
When you win the lottery we can run away together! Yay!

I'm thinking NY first, then maybe Sri Lanka to see the elephants.
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wanderlust, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:35, Reply)

*grumble*
I know, it must come as a shock.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:35, Reply)

hehe
Hey BK *hugs*

Come work with me in a box packing factory!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:35, Reply)

@ TGB
*enjoys hugs*

That sounds like a plan!

Oh, box packing! I read it as 'fudge'...

@Lusty
This weekend sweetie, I can feel it in my water.

May be cystitis
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:38, Reply)

Hey Lusty! *hugs*
And I can probably find you a job in a fudge packing ~~glass fronted shop~~factory if you like?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:39, Reply)

Mr Nong folks!
Just delurking to deliver this:

Windows 3.x is finally retired from service:

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/7707016.stm

Goodbye old friend. I knew you so well.

Hope you're all fluffeh!
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:42, Reply)

Fudge packer
i used to bottle lemon curd.
Up on greenham common, after the yanks left and it turned into a business park. Was very strange, the pubs on the site were still open they were the old army bars, they had murals of eagles launching nu.clear missiles from under their wings at cowering reds.

Anyway, I've not eaten Lemon Curd since. the men used to line up on Friday afternoons and...
(sirolimus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:42, Reply)

*hugs TGB*
@BK First you think you're pregnant, now you've possibly got cystitis. Any other lady problems you wish to share?
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wanderlust, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:42, Reply)

@ Lusty
Yes. You're so far away:(

*soppies*

@Charles

I demand you answer more QOTWs!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:43, Reply)

You can run your desktop like 3.1 with windows blinds
I used to love 3.1

Agent Quang's personal favourite operating system was Windows 98 because, by the end of its life, the software was so solid.

He's wrong here, surely. I mean, it fell over all the time. By the end of 98's life, I'd have said win2k was much better.
(sirolimus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:44, Reply)

2K was rock solid!
I'd still be using it today if it supported all my hardware :)
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:46, Reply)

Cystitis
Apparently if women go for a pee after sex it helps prevent them from getting cystitis.

Or so I'm led to believe. Don't know if I do though. Seems a bit old wives tale-like for me.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:47, Reply)

@ K2
What about during?
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:48, Reply)

As long as
no one makes me use Vista I shall be happy.

*fondly recalls 3.11* I used to play Zool as well. Good ole DOS
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:48, Reply)

After is bad enough, BK
It means that the post-coital snuggling is upset with "I need to go to the loo now" interruptions, which is not good.

But it's still better than the 'watersports' option. Not my cup of tea, I'm afraid!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:49, Reply)

Morning

lovely people.

Isn't it a wonderful day to be alive?

I'm going to be extra nice to everyone today, because I am in love with the world and all those clever, clever merkins in particular.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:50, Reply)

I've still
got a box at my mum's with 3.1.

It's where I first learn that Lucasarts point and click adventures were possibly the greatest games on earth.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:51, Reply)

@BK
I didn't mean that :p

I meant are you're worried your womb is dropping? Maureen told me that can happen to women of a certain age!

I also read somewhere about this woman who was in the shower and bits of her womb started actually falling out! Sick!!
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wanderlust, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:51, Reply)

@himjim
remember the indiana jones one? That was fantastic. I wonder if it's online anywhere?

www.mobygames.com/game/indiana-jones-and-the-last-crusade-the-graphic-adventure
(sirolimus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:53, Reply)

Morning scarpe
You will be in love with 52.3% of Americans then? That's the proportion who voted for the good guy.

It actually worries me that it was so close, in terms of the popular vote. Mind you, the religious right would vote for any Republican, and you won't change their minds.

Edit@lusty - you trying to say that BK is having a prolapse? Eeuuggh! You've been working for that woman for too long...
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:54, Reply)

Pah
Work just exploded there for a bit, but now it's back to normal!

Fudge Packer, not a job I'd like.

Windows 3 is now gone? :( But I loved it, far better than the crap we've got now!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:55, Reply)

k3k6 it should really be
is upset with "I need to go to the loo now" interruptions, which are not good.

or

is upset with an "I need to go to the loo now" interruption, which is not good.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:55, Reply)

@No3l - Gone but not forgotten
On this momentous day of American sanity it helps to keep perspective, Goodbye Windows 3.11, you lived long in our hearts and hard disks!

I had forgoten this was coming up and last week I built a DOS 6.22 & Windows 3.11 virtual PC just for the heck of it, it's amazing how fast it runs on modern hardware!
(bill, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:56, Reply)

@TGB
Sorry. You are quite correct.

I am however K2k6, not K3k6...
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:56, Reply)

@K
I love them all, regardless of who they voted for. It seems only fair, given that we've blamed them all for the last 8 years.

(I know, my mood won't last, but I'm going to enjoy it today)
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:58, Reply)

Yeah I noticed that
but my internet is slow and it takes too long to ninja things :(

Your thing was still worse though :p
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:59, Reply)

Badger
I see that the 'good' Grammar Monster has come back.

Also Spakka says he has crash space at his place. No I won't let 'them' get you!

EDIT for stupidity!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:00, Reply)

Dok
I am going to pretend I never saw you spell Grammar with an E.

I think we shall all be happier that way...
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:03, Reply)

OK, what I really meant to say was:
It means that post-coital snuggling is upset with "I need to go to the loo now" interruptions, which results in an unfavourable state of affairs.

I think that clarifies the situation!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:04, Reply)

I just found out
that our office Christmas party is going to be Superhero/Villain fancy dress...

...geek fest, yay!
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:10, Reply)

Lalalalalalalala, you didn't see that!
I've edited it now, thanks for that, my happy mood has affected my brain!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:10, Reply)

Ooh my quote of the day
From the beeb

Mr Obama though will have at least one asset no other American president since Kennedy has enjoyed - a huge reservoir of international goodwill. That is based partly on the simple fact that he is not George W Bush
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/us_elections_2008/7708420.stm
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:11, Reply)

Officelol
I like that Badger!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:14, Reply)

TGB
A correspondent said that on air at about 5am this morning, had me in stitches :)
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:14, Reply)

TGB
That's awesome.

And undeniably true.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:16, Reply)

I got teh lolz this morning
courtesy of thedailymash.

www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/america-buys-all-that-change-bullshit-200811051377/
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wanderlust, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:17, Reply)

Morning folks
my dear god, I have been panicking this morning. Our work internet has been down until now. I didn't like that one bit. I mean, how am I supposed to make myself look busy when I have nothing to read?

@ TGB - That' superb. I can see me emailing that around today.

@ Scarpe - Nice one. Who do you think you're going to go as?
(Pirate Monkey is not the goddamn Batman, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:18, Reply)

@PM
I may resurrect the Spider Jerusalem outfit that I was going to wear on Halloween but didn't.

Edit: Warning - don't google 'Superhero Cosplay' from a desk where your boss can see you.

That was embarrassing.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:21, Reply)

Morning scarpe
May I suggest that you go as Wonder Woman. It would look AWESOME!

EDIT I've often thought about a Judge Dredd costume, but tthen nobody would see my pretty face.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:26, Reply)

I can't see me doing that
in my open plan office. Although, it might make for a few interesting conversations this afternoon.

Spider Jerusalem would be cool. Have you got a decent set of glasses for it though?
(Pirate Monkey is not the goddamn Batman, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:26, Reply)

haha
I dread to think Scarpe!

Although morbid curiosity is making me think a little...
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:28, Reply)

Dok: Funny, the girls I work with said I should do that
PM: I made some, but they weren't great, but I think I know how to do it now. Its just a little bit of soldering and some glass paint.

The bowel disruptor may be harder work.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:29, Reply)

Morning all!
@ Charles Calthrop & himjim:

I remember the old lucasarts point and click, Indy and the fate of atlantis was one of my most favourite games ever! I'd love to still be able to play that..

EDIT: and Zool, and wizkid!
(gin'll fix it, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:31, Reply)

My god
I'm on the same wavelength as the girls from scarpe's work!

Damn my necrotic eyes.

EDIT The other one I thought about was Kano from Bad Company.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:31, Reply)

Hmm
I just googled it and it wasn't as bad as I was expecting.

Although you should definately go as everyone's hard drinking Irish Vampire...
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:33, Reply)

himjim
No, it wasn't awful, just awkward.

I'd LOVE to go as Cassidy, but I don't have the hair for it.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:37, Reply)

I don't have the hair for it but I went as Jesse last Halloween
Here

img.photobucket.com/albums/v417/jimbo2117/custer.jpg
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:42, Reply)

Nice
Unfortunately I have a lot less hair than that.

Edit: Dok, I'm not familiar with Bad Company, but that looks like hard work.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:45, Reply)

It would be scarpe
But if done right it would look AWESOME.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:51, Reply)

Thread Killer!
Where is everyone it's so quiet?

*checks no one is about*
*runs around naked*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:03, Reply)

I'm watching you,
Badger.
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thealternativefact, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:03, Reply)

Nakeds?
Why didn't anybody tell me sooner?

*removes clothes*
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Captain V, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:04, Reply)

I saw that as well.
It's a good look for you!

Hi Drixy, how's tricks?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:06, Reply)

Hey Clendrix *waves*
*jiggles*

Why Hello V!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:06, Reply)

HIPPY BOPDAY
Capitan V!

You can use me as a chair if you want?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:06, Reply)

Hello All
And Happy b3taday V.

I'm fine, ta. Lurking cos I'm actually do some work!
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thealternativefact, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:10, Reply)

Morning All!
Mr President Obama ... W00t!!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:13, Reply)

Jim
why do you want a naked V sitting on you?

What is this strange work thing you speak off Clendrix?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:14, Reply)

Badger
Busily rejecting candidates who aren't up to scratch. I'm finding myself to be surprisingly ruthless - it's fun!
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thealternativefact, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:16, Reply)

@captain V
have you clicked on your candle? I didn't realise it was a link. Quite sweet really :)

and hello clendrix.
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wanderlust, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:19, Reply)

Work Drixy
Wow, I wish I had some to do!

Naked Badger, don't worry about why Jim want's naked V on his knee.

HeeHee I made a rhyme.Come over and sit on mine!

And again!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:20, Reply)

haha
I would sit on your knee Dok but I am going to put my clothes on and pop out for lunch :)
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:26, Reply)

Hello Lusty!
I didn't know that was a link either - fab!
*exciteds about being five next month*
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thealternativefact, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:29, Reply)

ohhh clendrix
You're so grown up!
*coughs*
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wanderlust, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:31, Reply)

Badger
Well have something nice then.

Hi again Lusty.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:32, Reply)

Surely
the popping out is easier done without the clothes?
(Pirate Monkey is not the goddamn Batman, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:32, Reply)

I am grown up!
Contrary to all the evidence presented, and opinion formed as a result.
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thealternativefact, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:39, Reply)

It's
Quiet in here today!

*Runs about flapping arms*

Panic, where have all the B3tans gone?

Yes Drixy, we know, despite the evidence to the contrary
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:40, Reply)

Well
I must be even more growed-up than clendrix as I was 5 b3ta years old earlier this week.

Not that it shows.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:42, Reply)

I'm here
but have also been stuck by the curse of work.

*grumbles*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:46, Reply)

K2k6
I wouldn't think you were a day over four.
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wanderlust, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:46, Reply)

K2k6 and I are very growed up
so button it, Dok.
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thealternativefact, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:47, Reply)

As an old and decrepit 5 1/2 today I have just one thing to say
Get off my lawn you young whippersnappers!
(bill, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:49, Reply)

arse
I've spent the best part of a morning sorting out a couple of PCs with the same issue, and all was well. 5 minutes later, both users come back to say the problem is still there.

Arse x 2
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:51, Reply)

Drixy
I was agreeing with you!

Hi Miss crenne, better now? Yeah you've got to love the fact that the Americans have finally done something good!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:51, Reply)

Yes, I've been told
that I don't look my age.

And I certainly don't act it.

Except for the grumpy old man rants that I sometimes have...

Edit - see you later. I'm off down town to see what I can scrounge out of Vodafone!
(

K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:52, Reply)

*hugs* A long rail journey Miss crenne?
Going anywhere nice?

I like puzzles, they keep my brain working.
sort of
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:57, Reply)

I want
some bear armour, and a bear come to think of it.

Although I wouldn't say no to Nicole Kidman (if she asked nicely) either
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:01, Reply)

Dok
Oops - sorry.
*hugs*

Bill and Kroney are very old indeed.
(

thealternativefact, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:05, Reply)

Oh the frozen North.
Watch you don't get frozen then!

YAY for not taking any work, everybody needs to take some time off every now and then.

*enjoys snuggles*

*snuggles back*

*hugs Drixy*

Woo, much huggyness!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:07, Reply)

Afternoon all!
I've been looking at cars with my daddy today, what fun.
Then I had egg fried rice and a big slice of lardy cake. yum yum yum.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:08, Reply)

Hi Ancrenne
and Lucy *hugs*

I'm being good and eating chicken caesar salad. nom nom nom
(

TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:12, Reply)

Yep
It was lush. Yum.
I'm snuggling too but it's with my dog, does that count?
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:12, Reply)

Ancrenne
I know you're busy with all the snuggles, but is there room for me?

What change has come? Obama?
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thealternativefact, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:13, Reply)

Hi Lucy
Joint the hugs.

*hugs lucy as well*

Yay for cars and egg fried rice and lardy cake.

More Yay Badgers Back *snuggles, and feeds cakey goodness*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:13, Reply)

Woo!
You don't need to ask twice!
*sidles up for snuggles*
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:14, Reply)

Oooh it's like a b3ta
snuggle-in

*snuggles*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:19, Reply)

Meh meh meh!
This is how I feel today.

*holds out arms*
*big eyes*

Hugs please?
(

Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:19, Reply)

Beekers
*hugs*
*rubs tummy*
(

thealternativefact, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:20, Reply)

BK
*hugs*
Why so meh?
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:21, Reply)

BK
Come join the snuggle-in.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:23, Reply)

*enjoys hugs and tummy rubs*
I've worked flat out all day and have placed 4 orders!

Meaning my productivity is around 20% of what it was last week under the old system.

Oh well, I'll take their money all the same.
(

Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:24, Reply)

*hugs BK*
Aww
(

TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:28, Reply)

@ *hugs Badger*
Decided not to care, that's the only way to stay sane.
(

Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:30, Reply)

i heart the onion
this is perceptive:

www.theonion.com/content/node/48940
(sirolimus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:40, Reply)

Bye Miss crenne
Have a nice nap.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:47, Reply)

Have you all gone to sleep with Ancrenne?
in a manner of speaking
(

thealternativefact, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:03, Reply)

*glums*
Well I wasn't invited if they did...

'noon all - *hugs* all round
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:04, Reply)

Hey Colonel
Haven't chatted with you. How are you doing today?
(

thealternativefact, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:05, Reply)

Hey Colonel
Cheers for the Facebook request.

300-odd friends? Popular sod!

*flexes at clendrix*
(

Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:07, Reply)

Beekers
You flexy chap, you.

I never saw that youtube thing cos my computer was being pony that day. Linky?
(

thealternativefact, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:09, Reply)

I think I fell
asleep a bit at my desk...

Colonel, weren't you going to have a cull?
(

TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:11, Reply)

Yawn.
Hi Colonel, BK, & Drixy.

Yup I fell asleep as well.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:12, Reply)

Howdy Clendrix...
I'm alreet t'day ta. Pleasure to make your accquaintance!

I've only just got a working interwebs connection so haven't been on in ages and was always a bit of a lurker too.

Happened upon TGB, BK, Enzyme, Big-Girls-Blouse, Agnostic Antichrist, Aberaccion, Completely Underwhelmed, Fetid Mimsy, warmfuzzyfeeling and a whole bunch of other lovlies at the weekend which rekindled my love for all things B3ta.

How are you?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:13, Reply)

@ clenders
here you go:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdleiH-qdRE

Fulfill your man-love quota for the day!
(

Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:14, Reply)

Pretty good thanks, Colonel.
The working week has had its back broken and now it's the downhill slide to the gutter that is the weekend! Hurrah!

Ah b3ta. It's bloody great here :)

Cheers Beekers you drunken bum
(

thealternativefact, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:16, Reply)

Colonel
Was it really 'happened upon', or were you secretly stalking them?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:16, Reply)

Clendrix
You will be pleased to hear the Colonel has some awesome stubble as well :p
(

TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:16, Reply)

@ TGB/BK
My 300 facebook friends are the only people who love me...

A cull? I think not.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:17, Reply)

Badger...
really? This is pleasing indeed!
(

thealternativefact, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:18, Reply)

It was
only stubble at the weekend cos my bastard skin was playing up again and it doesn't like beards. I've calmed it now and the beard is back. I'm going to grow a BIG Christmas beard again this year :D
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:19, Reply)

@ clenders
I had a skinful as you would probably have guessed. Enzyme was a lot more pissed than me though.
(

Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:19, Reply)

Where can I get
a 'B3ta Beard Lovers' Badge. I wish to enroll.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:22, Reply)

Ooh we should have
a men of b3ta beard off!

And us girlies can judge :D
(

TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:23, Reply)

Can I be a judge?
Oh god! I just started thinking about beards again.

I think I have a problem :(
(

wanderlust, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:24, Reply)

*sports beard along with his cock cord*
Vote away ladies, vote away!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:26, Reply)

Colonel
Just nick it off my profile!
(

thealternativefact, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:26, Reply)

@ Lusty
I promise I'll have a beard by next weekend!
(

Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:26, Reply)

Badger
I think that's a great idea, Lusty you have to be one of the judges, and you as well Drixy!

Well this month is Beard Month, so mine is growing back.

Yay for beards!

EDIT
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:27, Reply)

What I'd REALLY like
would be to have a handlebar moustache but my silly Dad decide to have silly 'hereditory bald bits'genes. Looks great in a beard but I can't get the droop req'd on my 'tache.

I don't want offers from people wishing to 'droop' on my 'tache either. BK. You filth.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:28, Reply)

@BK
A beard or your paedo tache?
(

wanderlust, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:29, Reply)

I want a tache
like the producer bloke in Dead Set.
That was awesome. May try and grow one.

Colonel, the thought hadn't crossed my mind

@Lusty

I'll go for the goatee. The beard was there in that pic, but it was in shadow:(
(

Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:30, Reply)

*leaps in*
good afternoon all!

how are we today?

there is a ballet here tonight so the theatre is full of tiny slavic girls and tall slender men wearing very tight tights.

I feel rather heffalumpish now.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:34, Reply)

I had a 'tache like that
for a short while. It wasn't quite as long as his though. *digs out picture*

photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v289/163/71/703394908/n703394908_465572_1617.jpg
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:34, Reply)

@Clendrix - *yionk*
BK - LIES!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:36, Reply)

If I'm gonna be a beard judge
I'm going to come up with rigorous tests...
(

thealternativefact, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:37, Reply)

*leaps on Tulip*
Hello!

Where have you been the last few days.

3 days til gin-based fun!
(

Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:37, Reply)

Oooh!!
What are the categories?!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:38, Reply)

oooh oooh HLT
I was thinking of you the other day as I was driving behind a golf with registration S234 HLT!
(I can't remember the exact first bit...)
(

TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:39, Reply)

Hmmm...
I think a bit of strength and stamina may be part of it.

And giggle-inducing tickleyness capacity.
(

thealternativefact, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:40, Reply)

*leaps on Beekers*
I've been to a funeral, emptied some stuff from me old hoose in Cumbria, and gone on a first aid course.

but I was thinking of you all the time.

hello miss badger! I thought of you the other day when I was in my own car because, alas, I nearly ran over a badger on my way home...
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:42, Reply)

*bounces in*
Afternoon all.

Continuing TGBs comment, the car I was driving this morning bore the initials of her future spouse - VX58HDL :)
(

rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:44, Reply)

As long as it was only nearly
mainly as those things tend to fuck your car up something chronic if you hit them. Luckily my badger brethren have never run out in front of the badgermobile.

I think we will have to have lots of catorgories from stubble through to biggest beard! And possibly "most humorous"
(

TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:46, Reply)

Hey Duckie!
What car was it?

Also you out tonight? You should bring your special friend as well so we can all pass judgement :p
(

TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:48, Reply)

@ TGB
I would win the , 'Most Likely To Get You Arrested Outside a School' category!
(

Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:51, Reply)

Oh my Lordy!
I'm not sure if people will remember, but a few weeks ago I said there was a hot nerd on my train wearing a lovley purple jumper.

Well, I just went into the kitchen to get a drink of water and HE WAS IN THERE!
MAKING A CUP OF TEA!!!!

How did I not know he worked here? He had a really nice pair of grey trousers on.

*faints*
(

wanderlust, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:53, Reply)

Duckie's car
is a black 5 litre Land Rover.

The internet is a great stalking tool...
(

K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:53, Reply)

hahahaha
yeah if you submit that picture you were showing us on Saturday you would!
(

TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:53, Reply)

'twas
a black Range Rover Sport, with a mildly interesting lump of aluminium under the bonnet.

Regarding my special friend, it's getting quite bad. I'm finding myself becoming a bit addicted to spending time with her. I went to see Quantum of Solace with her last night. The film was good, but I found myself wishing that we weren't watching it and could just chat instead. How bad is that?

I'd love to pull her along tonight, but she's out doing forensicy things. She's definitely got the b3ta mindset though, so I ought to introduce her to our website of unearthly delights.

EDIT: Damn you k2k6 :)
(

rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:54, Reply)

I could win on ticklyness
my beard (even in full scratchy stubble mode) is comparitable to the soft hairs on a kittens under-arms (/legs?)
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:55, Reply)

Ah
Range Rover - Land Rover. Wasn't far off though!
(

K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:55, Reply)

Lusty
I remember! What were the trousers like?
Not enough men wear purple in my opinion. Or a nice bright green.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:56, Reply)

Ooh!
Lusty, Badger - I think beard judging is going to be quite fun!
(

thealternativefact, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:56, Reply)

@TGB
Is that BK's rail pass photo?
*laughs*

EDIT: @Lucy. They were a bit short so you could see his black socks. He was also humming to himself and looking a bit awkward.
(

wanderlust, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:57, Reply)

I told my housemate
he should bring his new gf out tonight and if she didn't get on with the leam b3tans there probably wasn't a future for them. Apparently that was "harsh but valid". *is always right*

I approve of her though and my opinion is the only one that really matters.

Colonel I think I did have a bit of a rub of your beard and it was very soft.

Duckie it sounds like you have indeed gone to the dark side...

Edit: Yup that's the one Lusty! hehehe!
(

TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:58, Reply)

Oooo
A car with my initials Yay!

How you doing Duckie?

Badger, We'll have to get that car for the wedding!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:59, Reply)

Aaah
Did you want to mother him? I find with some geeks, I want to talk mother them a bit.
Then mess up their hair.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:00, Reply)

I know, why are men so serious?
Maybe it's something to do with their fathers?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:01, Reply)

TGB you did,
but were very cautious about rubbing a strange man's beard. I'm not sure you'd fare so well in this judging malarky...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:01, Reply)

Colonel
That was just because I was sober. It doesn't happen very often so I tend to get scared.

*drinks White Russians*

If I am judging there will be more rigorous rubbing ;)
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:04, Reply)

@lucy
I didn't want to mother him, I just wanted to ask who he preferred...Spiderman or Batman.

I didn't though as I thought it might not be the best way to start a conversation. Instead I just went really red and walked out.
(

wanderlust, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:05, Reply)

*remembers*
Ahh, yes the PVA trick. I was going to give that a go on my 'tache at some point thanks to your advice CU.

*anticipates catastrophic results*
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:07, Reply)

Jim
In so way could I be taken for being serious.

CU, PVA glue? That's fantastic, if a bit pokey!

Badger, you get scared at being sober? *hugs*

Lusty, the nerd was in your office? He's stalking you you know!

HLT Hi you, long time no see! *hug*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:08, Reply)

^^ *proper office LOLS!* ^^
@TGB I didn't realise you weren't drinking - how did you manage that - I would have been petrified!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:10, Reply)

TGB
Am I in the 72% then?

*worries*

Dok - You'd better get a move on with the wedding plans then. If it's anything like any of our other engineering cars, it'll have been thrown in the crusher before this time next year.
(

rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:10, Reply)

@Dok
He can stalk me all he likes. I'm a taken lady and a very happy one at that.

All together now...

awwwwwwww
(

wanderlust, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:11, Reply)

My category
I'd win the:
Too lazy to shave but can get away with it for about 3 weeks Category!
(bill, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:11, Reply)

*intrigued by PVC moustaches*
moustache Yeah I do Dok, it's horrible, everything is so clear and focused and I find myself having to think before I speak...
(

TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:11, Reply)

Colonel S
I was driving and therefore not drinking :(

I was a little scared which is why the beard rubbing was tentative
(

TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:14, Reply)

Lusty Awwwwwwwwww
Badger, I hate having to do that so tonight I shall be practicing my drinking some more!

And I may even see a Drixy & Wookie, which is fun.

Duckie, well and truly buddy, well and truly. Good for you!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:16, Reply)

Awwwww, Lusty
That's so sweet!

*huggles and facenoms*
(

Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:17, Reply)

'lo Dok!
*hugs*

Mmmm PVA. When I was in primary school I loved painting my hand with it, letting it dry and then peeling it off.

*nostalgias*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:17, Reply)

HLT
I still love doing that now....
(

TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:22, Reply)

Peeling PVA glue off of skin.
It's a great past-time.

*Get a big tub in preparation*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:26, Reply)

*strips off*
*jumps in vat of pvc*

*glees*
*dries*
*peels*
*glees more*
(

TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:29, Reply)

I used to love peeling off PVA
and sticking pins through the top layer of skin on my fingertips.
Was I the only child that did this?

Ohhhh and dipping my fingers in melted candle wax then tapping my finger tips together.
Tis most satisfying.
(

wanderlust, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:30, Reply)

@ Lusty
nope, not alone - did you sew your fingertips together as well?

*guilties*

That vat of PVA looks very inviting.

*dives*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:32, Reply)

@HLT
Nope, I just used to see how many pins I could get in one finger and chase the boys around the classroom.
(

wanderlust, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:34, Reply)

Yay
I am so glad other people sewed their fingers together!

*feels a tad less weird*
(

TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:35, Reply)

I can assure you
You're not.

Never tried sewing fingers together though.

*peels glue from Badger and HLT*

Oooo this is fun!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:36, Reply)

*gets nuddy*
*dives in*

*sticks to B3tans*

I used to put Olbas Oil under my eyes and suck the gas taps in chemistry, and yes, I used to put pins through fingers too.

*funs*
(

Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:37, Reply)

Sucking gas taps
doesn't sound like it would be good for you BK...
(

TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:41, Reply)

BK
That would explain a lot.
(

wanderlust, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:43, Reply)

Dok
I just gazzed Wookiee to say I wasn't going to come out drinking.

I have been gently persuaded otherwise :)
(

thealternativefact, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:44, Reply)

Weird?
Us lot? Never! We're the most normal folks in the world!

BK, sucking gas taps, not good!

EDIT But Drixy, why? Oh you are coming, YAY!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:44, Reply)

Olbas Oil under your eyes, Beekers?
*eyes water involuntarily in sympathy*

ouch!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:47, Reply)

Talking abou weird
I was just out for a smoke and saw a young lady with matching shoulder bag and skirt!

Drixy, the power of the Wookie are legendary!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:53, Reply)

I life to give myself local anaesthetics
and incise little flaps of skin and have a look underneath.

I learnt how to suture though. Awesome.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:54, Reply)

Jim
That's just odd!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:55, Reply)

Jim
is incredibly strange. I think it's best to just nod and agree with him *nods and agrees*
(

TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:57, Reply)

Dok
Yes, his powers are all of the awesome.
*afears*
(

thealternativefact, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:59, Reply)

If you say so Badger
*nods and agrees*

*snuggles*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:01, Reply)

When your dad is an Anaesthetist
you soon find out that the old biscuit tin on the top shelf in the study is MUCH more fun than any Action Man.

Even Eagle Eyes.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:02, Reply)

Drixy
If I had powers like him I would be ruling the world by now!

EDIT *OFFICELOL*, my old man's a carpenter, so I got to play with loads of fun tools.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:03, Reply)

Dok
I note that he uses his powers for good, not evil. On the one hand, that's lovely and that's what makes him so great to hang around with.

But I just can't understand it. Powers are for evil. Fact.

Put that tool away, for heaven's sake.
(

thealternativefact, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:07, Reply)

There is
a nailing joke in there somewhere
(

TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:08, Reply)

Drixy
Welcome to my hollowed out volcano island lair.

No I won't put the chainsaw down!

Badger, have hammer, Will travel!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:09, Reply)

Dok
You can come fit a new handle on our bathroom door. I'd hate to get locked in there, there isn't much to do until help arrives.
(

TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:13, Reply)

Anytime
I am quite good with my hands!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:15, Reply)

Well maybe we could accidentally
get locked in there ;)
(

TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:18, Reply)

@dok & TGB
If you two weren't getting married I'd tell you both to behave!
(

wanderlust, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:22, Reply)

afternoon all
My car is still not fixed but the repair people have taken pity on me and lent me a car until mine is fixed. Damn Fiestas are shite.

On another note, do you think that Obama will pimp the oval office?
(

Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:23, Reply)

Badger
You've seen through my almost cunning plan!

*Must get more powers*

Lusty Kaol did that last night, he told us to get a room!

EDIT Hi Mrs Bin, not too sure yet, but I think his limo's in for an upgrade!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:24, Reply)

Fiestas
are awesome. Well the Badgermobile is.

*waves at Mrs L from the badgermobile*
(

TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:26, Reply)

OK folks
I'm off to the public house to practice drinking.

I may see you all later, depending on time and level of drunkeness!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:34, Reply)

All this talk of sticking pins in
has made me quite yeughy.

And worse. You know these flesh tunnel things we were talking about a few weeks back? Well in front of me in the Vodafone shop queue today was a young girl who had what I can only describe as 30mm diameter black grommets in her earlobes. I nearly fainted when I spotted them.

I'm not good with that sort of thing...

Managed to get a much better deal and a new phone though.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:36, Reply)

K2
Dok has flesh tunnels *sticks finger in doks hole*
Oh he's gone...

*pines*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:39, Reply)

Sorry Al
Yes I have.

It's not my fault. If you read the QOTW answer about my father then you will understand the up bringing I've had to fight against.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:40, Reply)

Al
now my hair is all sticky!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:52, Reply)

It's OK Al
I thought you were but I did realise that I may have up set people.

How are we all today?
Any Merkins about? How is it there?
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:56, Reply)

@K2 - I have a flesh tunnel...
It's fun to stick stuff through it...

EDIT 'tis only 'ickle though
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:12, Reply)

Oh god,
thank god Dok's gone. Him and his tunnel...

*remembers she's seeing Dok later*
*sighs*
*prepares finger*
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thealternativefact, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:25, Reply)

See you later
TGB!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:33, Reply)

I'm kind of here
Watching news24.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:44, Reply)

I'm still ere!
Alright there, darlin?
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thealternativefact, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:44, Reply)

Ancrenne! Hibye!
All kinds of too busy at work today so I haven't been on here, but finished now so pub time. Yays!

Have a lovely evening everyone.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:58, Reply)

Evening thread is up
*pimps*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:00, Reply)

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