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It's Monday morning!
Woo.

Wear my spunky, spunky shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 7:58, 349 replies, latest was 17 years ago)
Morning!
I dunno what it is about the links board but it crashes my firefox. Also my friends page if someone liked a link.

I have to remember to "open in IE tab" whenever I check my friends page.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:00, Reply)
:)
www.b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/

Thought I'd start a thread - not gonna be around much today but I'll check in later *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:02, Reply)
hey guys
i hate the bus company. they can shove it.

love you guys though. you're all cool.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:25, Reply)
Morning guys
First thing anybody said to me at work after good morning was "Oh, I've forgotten to do up my flies".
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:53, Reply)
Morninion
I've discovered a new shortcut for my daily bikeride to work. Am looking forward to trying it out.

I'm glad to hear I'm cooler than a bus-company. It gives me a warm glow inside.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:54, Reply)
Cooler than a bus
I've never been described as that before.

Morning all, did you all have a good weekend?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:00, Reply)
Morning, all!
Just been reading the Financial Times.

Did you know there's a global recession on? They kept that quiet.....

We all good?
(The Stig, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:11, Reply)
I had a very cool weekend
Saturday was the best bit.

Apart from the QOTW-bash, Friday was spent drinking with my workmates and going to a crappy nightclub, and Sunday was spent exploring the area on my bike.

EDIT: Mornin' Stig. For some reason, my company seems to inhabit a different dimension financially.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:11, Reply)
I had an okay weekend.
Didn't get to see my girlfriend though, and the damn bus companies have not only switched the busstops around and not notified people who live in the country - they've told us to make other arrangements because we don't live in a "safe zone" for dropping people off!

So I was stuck in town with no lift home for three hours - panicking all the while that mum wouldn't be able to get me.

Not. Fucking. Happy.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:12, Reply)
Morning all
How goes it?
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:14, Reply)
Vampy
A 'Safe Zone' what?

Soory you didn't see the GF, did you manage to chat to her?

Excellent Spakka.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:14, Reply)
@Spakman.
Enjoy it! Midway (aka Mortal Kombat) filed for Chapter 11 the other day!

I had a good weekend. Been playing "Street Fighter 4" Frigging excellent game. I unlocked Cammy and re-training with her, but Seth (the end boss) is hyper difficult! He just destroys you without pause!

Vamp, how are things with the missus? Going well?

I've always liked Cammy and not just because she's British.
(The Stig, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:14, Reply)
Mornin' bitches.
Quiet so far here, waiting for work to bite me in the arse from Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:16, Reply)
Surely
If you've played one fighty game you've played them all?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:19, Reply)
a Safe Zone
is a place deemed by "safety inspectors" who have never once been to the country, where it is suitable to let people off a bus without harm coming to them.

And Yes I've been chatting to the missus. She's well thanks - bit lonely though.

Hi Kaol, Stig and everyone else!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:21, Reply)
Yo yo yo bitches!
I'm growing my tashe in true Selleck style for a fancy dress party i'm attending on saturday.

Oh yes!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:22, Reply)
@TLIC
Heathen! How dare you speak such obscenities?!

All joking aside, that's a myth. It's not just pushing the buttons in the right order. It's discovering new combos, parrying, and other such tricks which different games incorporate. Mortal Kombat is different to street fighter.

Listen to me, I sound 14 all over again!

@Vamp.

Lonely? Come on! Your company isn't THAT great! ;O)
(The Stig, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:22, Reply)
Yeah, "hi" to everyone.
Bash was good fun, great to meet cackers and Mr. Chains.
Rest of my weekend was cool too!

Anyone seen a film called "Cronos"?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:23, Reply)

I need Street Fighter 4.

I also need The Wire complete box set.

I also need to save cash.

*Shakes fist at the "credit crunch"
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:23, Reply)
@Kaol
I've heard of it, but never watched it. Del Toro is a good director. I liked "Pan's Labyrinth". And "Hellboy" was good
(The Stig, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:25, Reply)
SAM!!
Where have you been? *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:25, Reply)
stig
it's not me she misses. it's her best friend - he's moved out of her house and now she's rattling around by herself. And I live out of town.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:25, Reply)
morning all
hungover, got paperwork to do, weather dull and grey and cold.

will you lot please all fuck off with the cheeriness and join me in my misery?

or should we try that kinda the other way round?

x
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:26, Reply)
Why are the bus companies taking responsibility for this?
Are their employees safe?
Are they getting enough fares to cover the costs of running the routes?

If both are yes leave the fuck alone and let people go where the fuck they want.

I might be a bit angry with stupid people at the moment. My 'friend' got my into House over the weekend and watching Dr House get angry with stupid people seems to have put me into that frame of mind.

:edit: Blaireau, I'd prefer the all miserable approach. People are much more rational when they're miserable.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:26, Reply)
Kaol
The one by Del Torro, why yes I have, why do you ask.

Oh that sucks Vampy, how could they do that. Glad she's OK though, and Don't listen to that nasty Stig, he's just bitter.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:27, Reply)
Well at least someone said hello!
*hugs*

I was unwell last week. Back in work now, although I'm bored of it already.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:27, Reply)
After watching
about 5 hours of House in one sitting I developed a slight limp....
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:28, Reply)
Stig,
I heartily recommend it.
Watched it yesterday, t'was funny, dark and kinda touching in places.

Also SAM! Good to see you back!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:28, Reply)
@Captain X
If you liked "House" then watch a TV show called "Lie to me" it stars Tim Roth and is VERY good. Very similar to "House".

@Vamp. See? Told you your company wasn't very good! ;O)

P.S. I'm not bitter....I taste quite sweet....apparently! :OS
(The Stig, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:28, Reply)
Dok, Cap,
it's because they're bureaucratic cunts. That's why.
No reason. It just gives them an excuse to say no and hike the fares up a bit higher as well.

EDIT: Stig - please - go suck a fuck or stop being nasty. I'm normally pretty joking and happy to let it slide but I'm really not in the mood tonight.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:29, Reply)
I never really got beyond button mashing
So I may be biased.
VC: surely just a disclaimer that "patrons alight at their own risk" would be better than cancelling the service?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:29, Reply)
Well Sam
only other sams (Oh and Kaol)care enough obviously :p I wanted to talk to you about your bash on Saturday are you still in Laandan town?
Hi everyone else btw. I was so excited to see Sam I forgot you plebs were also here :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:30, Reply)
@Vamp
Do the people who run your bus service run the UK rail service, too? They sound eerily similar....

Edit: Fair enough....
(The Stig, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:30, Reply)
.
@VeeCee: Health and Safety is just a conspiracy to overcome Darwinian evolution. Sorry to hear about the 3 hour wait and not meeting the gf.

@Stig: I'm more of a Tekken person myself.

Anyway, I must head off to work. I wonder how much time my new route will save. See you in the evening.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:30, Reply)
they probably are
and there was one dick there who looked at me, on the verge of tears because I was stuck there - and told me to find my own way home or get out.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:32, Reply)
@Spakman,
"Tekken" was ok. I was very good with "Kazuya", but as TLIC pointed out, some games are "button stabbers" and "Tekken" classes as one....

Shame, because I like the game.
(The Stig, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:32, Reply)
Tekken?
Give me the first Soul Calibur any day.

Or SF II
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:33, Reply)
Oh man
Tekken 3 was sweeeeeet! Button bashing FTW!

I am very hyper today *bounces around* I am sad I missed the Cackers bash though but I really had too much to do :(
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:34, Reply)
@Kaol
Super SF 2! I was unstoppable with Cammy!

I was pretty good with Vega, too.

I also got "Lemmings" for the PS3. I'd forgotten how good a game that was! The music is class!

@TGB

Tekken was one of those rare games where a seasoned professional had just as much chance of winning as a button stabber!
(The Stig, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:34, Reply)
I'm going to show my real age here
but what the hell is Tekken?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:35, Reply)
Soul Calibur > all other fighters
Oh, and Samurai Showdown was good too.

Morning all.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:35, Reply)
hi lab
how're you?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:36, Reply)
Hmmm...
SF II, it had to be Blanka for me.

Any character who leaps onto their opponent and bites them repeatedly in the face is a winner in my book.

EDIT: Lab, I'm glad someone agrees! Favourite character?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:36, Reply)
@Vamp
It's a video game.

@Kaol.

You must have loved that Chimpanzee which went feral in America, then!
(The Stig, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:36, Reply)
lmao
I get that - what did you do? was it a shootem up or strategy or race or what?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:38, Reply)
WHAT?
I need chimp info, right now!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:38, Reply)
Morning all:)
How are you? Hope everyone had a vaugely good weekend and all
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:38, Reply)
Lemmings on the PS3
Sounds like total over kill! Does it need that much processing power?!

LAB! *touches inappropriately*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:38, Reply)
Only 5 hours badger? That all?
I watched all of season 1 yesterday and might be driving to borrow season 2 tonight because I'm not sure I can wait any longer to watch more house.

Sometimes I hate being like this with TV shows.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:38, Reply)
VC
I'm tired, my right earlobe knacks (someone stood on my stretching taper when i was on the floor this weekend), and I still have random bits of zombie make-up on me. Apart from that, I'm grand!

Kaol, I like Misturugi and Taki, but in later games I seem to do well with Talim as well. And yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:39, Reply)
@Vamp
It's a beat 'em up!

@Kaol

How did you miss that story?! It made global news!

Here....

www.popcrunch.com/travis-the-chimp-attack/

@TGB

It probably doesn't but that's not the point. It's a game which can be enjoyed in high def. You can watch a film on CRT TV, you don't NEED a flat screen, but it's nicer....
(The Stig, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:40, Reply)
Mitsurugi, fuck yes.
Although I'm pretty damn good with Siegfried and Ceravantes too.

Such a good game!


EDIT: That's fuckin' great, I love chimps that little bit more now.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:41, Reply)
Spakka
A couple of months ago I found a variation on my route home that shaves 5-6 minutes off the normal 30 minutes. I was immensely chuffed as I had thought my route was optimised. It's a good feeling when you make a new turn and after a bit recognise your surroundings as a lot closer to your destination than expected.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:41, Reply)
Siegfried
I like him just for the shear amount of damage he dishes out, but I prefer quicker characters.

Edit: And G'morning Badger!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:43, Reply)
H&S
You've just got to love it really, NOT!

Hi Sam, Lab, Fredz, Badger and everyone else who has just joined in.

Yeah Badger, it was a reall good night all round, pity you missed it.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:43, Reply)
I'm taking the long term approach to speeding up my journey to work
None of this namby pamby bullshit about short cuts and optimizing routes: I'm learning to teleport.

:edit: Yea I hate H&S, don't think I could bare to be friends with anybody who worked in H&S and therefore had no soul. Oh, hai Kaol!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:44, Reply)
@Kaol
It was a pretty tragic story!

The chimp was suffering from Lyme disease and was shot to death and the poor lady was mauled beyond recognition!

Have a little sympathy....?
(The Stig, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:45, Reply)
You know....
I've never trusted Chimps.... And Beat em up game characters? My favorite is the psychotic woman with the razor sharp circle of metal out of Soul Kalibar 4
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:46, Reply)
The bash was great
Needed more TGB obviously. But almost everyone wasn't a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:48, Reply)
Beat 'em ups
My favourite is Tekken, and I like to play Yoshimitzu, regeneration FTW.

EDIT The Chimp got what it deserved, now it's owner should have to face charges if you ask me.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:48, Reply)
Fredz
Tira? I suck as her...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:48, Reply)
Yo Dok
Yeah but I heard everyone was asking after me so I felt loved :p

I was also feeling lovely and fresh on Sunday morning unlike certain people who stayed out until stupid o'clock

Edit: aww thanks Chains *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:49, Reply)
Tira
Yes, that's the one! Not so much for the skill or whatever as I suck at most of them, just because - well, she's madder than, well a chimp with lyme desiese to stay on topic.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:50, Reply)
@Dok
You can hardly say the Chimp "got what it deserved"! It's a wild animal (suffering from a horrible disease). It shouldn't have been there. The owner should bear all of the responsibility.

Who keeps a chimp as a pet?!
(The Stig, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:51, Reply)
I like the bloke with the staff out of Soul Calibur
Can't remember what he's called though.

Mortal Kombat on the Megadrive has never been bettered really.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:52, Reply)
@Stig: Michael Jackson
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:52, Reply)
And we're humans not chimps
Why should we care about them?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:52, Reply)
Sam, Kilik?
So far I have achieved nothing today, as one bastard, unidentifiable problem is holding everything up.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:54, Reply)
Chimps shouldn't be kept as pets
End of. They're wild animals, they need space, and all that stuff.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:54, Reply)
@TGB
And he's a picture of mental health and stability!
(The Stig, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:55, Reply)
*looks aghast*
Are you saying Jacko may be slightly wacko? That's crazy talk!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:58, Reply)
Well Badger
I woke at 8am on Sunday, all bright eyed and bushy tailed, no trace of a hangover at all.

Then I had to spend the day in the cold. :(

Stig, there is no justification for an animal attacking somebody, when it happens the animal must be destroyed, especially when it is such a horrific attack.

Deal with the threat, then the cause!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:59, Reply)
@TGB
I know, I know! Call me a heretic, but I suspect, that MJ may be a sandwich short of a picnic.....

@Dok

the animal was wild, you can hardly say it wasn't expected. If you had a tiger as a pet and it savaged someone, people would say that it was to be expected. The same applies with a chimp. It's an animal. It's not its fault! It's the owner, she shouldn't have had it as a pet.
(The Stig, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:59, Reply)
I missed my coach home
I was too drunk to properly navigate Victoria station and ended up arriving at the coach station at 11:02 for my 11:00 coach.
I suspect it had been cancelled though because although they started off saying that I'd have to buy a new ticket, when I told them which coach I'd missed they put me on the next one to Birmingham. Yay! Didn't get in until 3 though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:00, Reply)
mmmmm sandwich
*drools*

And I wasn't saying you as such Dok, rather our favourite lurker/alcoholic :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:00, Reply)
I know Badger
I was just saying how good I felt.

Today is a different story though I feel like I'm starting a flu type thing. :(
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:03, Reply)
I felt bad for that Chimp
but I'm glad everyone had a good day. :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:17, Reply)
right!
that's the first bit of admin sorted.
head still pounding, hands still shakey, feeling cold, no milk left so no tea BUT all this talk of chimps and missed coaches and tekken has kind of eased the start of a shit week. as dylan sang "meanwhile life outside goes on all around you"
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:18, Reply)
Oh cock it.
I've gotta go and see a client.
In Cambridge.
God-fuckin'-dammit.
Bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:23, Reply)
Pimpage
I posted a joke what I made up myself on sickipedia this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:25, Reply)
Yeah Lab, Kilik!
I love the face slapping move with the end of the staff.

In other news I've got loads and loads of work today, due to sacking the whole of last week off. Lovely.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:26, Reply)
Wot joke Chains
I'm too lazy to look for it
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:32, Reply)
it's still hacked
I can't get in :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:33, Reply)
I can get in fine

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:34, Reply)
*finds joke*
*laughs*
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:40, Reply)
TGB
It's on page 2 of hot jokes for today. I can't see urls on my mobile or I would post a link for you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:41, Reply)
Well I've already
found it!

Too slow you slow loser you
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:43, Reply)
That's brilliant LiC
I'm tempted to tell it to some colleagues but I'm not sure how they're react. Something tells me it wouldn't fill the girl I have the hots for (how 80s does that sound?) with the desire to rip my clothes off and lick whipped cream off my nipples.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:46, Reply)
Of all the jokes I've made up
That one is my favourite. It has that ring of professional stand-up to it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:48, Reply)
hehe
I've just been watching the new Cravendale adverts they are brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:48, Reply)
yay it works now!!
Ahah - I like that.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:48, Reply)
Chains
That's brilliant.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:57, Reply)
*sings*
She's a thread killer! (to the tune of Killer queen)

Oh Dok you ruined it. *makes you wear the hat*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:59, Reply)
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blown your mind.

One of my favourite queen songs that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:10, Reply)
anytime!
oooo Recommended at the price!
Insatiable in appetite!

Great song.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:12, Reply)
The hat is fine by me Badger
I've already killed the thread once today.

Queen, now there is a band that should bever have formed!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:12, Reply)
Dok
Next time I see you, you are getting a punch for that comment.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:13, Reply)
Why
I only tell the thruth that others won't.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:14, Reply)
Dok
I just lost some of my respect for you.

Queen were amazing.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:15, Reply)
Agreed, Dok!
Plenty of bands did the glam thing ten times better and quite a while earlier, not that that's really my thing either.

Queen had a couple of good songs and a fuck of a lot of awful ones.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:15, Reply)
Sam I'm going to let that slide
as you are a fellow Sam

*glares at Dok for bringing it up*
*wonders if any other sams are lurking*
*puts on the sam signal*
*gets some tea and cakes ready*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:18, Reply)
True Sam
And the one that they are most famous for is by far the worst song in their catalog.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:18, Reply)
Just wondering
there aren't any other Tess's round here are there?

Seems to be a lot of Sam's is all.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:20, Reply)
And
Brian May isn't even a very good guitarist, axe legend my arse!

TGB, you need to man up and stop listening to shit music, you're letting the Sams down.

Edit: @ VC, are you called Tess then? There's always a lot of Sams, I was one of five in a primary school class of less than 30!

And Sams please, not Sam's... :P
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:20, Reply)
His boss said to him
"Now listen boy, you're always dreaming.
You got no real ambition, you won't get very far."
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:22, Reply)
Vampy
There probably is, but I don't know of any other people wih my name, at least not with the same spelling.

Yeah Badger man the fuck up!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:23, Reply)
Meh
I'm not going to defend queen, they were pretty shit. If I can hear all I want to hear of a band just by listening to their greatest hits (and even then the third disc is about as fun as wiping your arse with your bare hands when you have diarrhoea) then a band is, in my view, shit.

Doesn't stop me enjoying some of their songs though.

:edit: Dok the reason nobody else has the same spelling of Dok* as you is because of your typos! Yes I am suggesting you made a typo on your own birth cirtificate!

*For Dok read his real name.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:24, Reply)
yes
I was named after both my grandparents. My full name is Teresa - but mum thought it sounded (oddly enough) like an old nanna's name and gave me the nickname of Tess after Tess of the D'Urbervilles.


There are 9 Sams in my year level of 180 in my school.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:26, Reply)
X
Three greatest hits CDs, I have to admit I have the first one, it was a present from somebody who still doesn't know my taste in music. I've known them for years.

Nope it's not a typo, it's supposed to be like that.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:27, Reply)
That's because
Sam is a fucking awesome name

*mans the fuck up*
*grows a penis*
*plays*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:27, Reply)
Here we are
Born to be kings, we're the princes of the universe.
Here we belong, fighting for survival in a war with the darkest power.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:29, Reply)
Vampy
Tess of the D'Urbervilles is a great book, not one o my favourites though.

EDIT Badger, very fetching.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:32, Reply)
*chokes*
I read that as "very felching"
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:33, Reply)
Badger
It wasn't even a typo as well.

You must be on form today.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:35, Reply)
No you can start doing that Badger
Meet me in my office in half an hour.

:edit: LiC please tell me a small child told his Daddy that you have girl hair!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:35, Reply)
I'm always on form darling
Ok V, you can see my sexy new bra as well then *winks*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:37, Reply)
Captain
On the bus on the way to the Bash.
edit: and it was a little girl.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:39, Reply)
But Badger
Now you've manned the fuck up you shouldn't need a bra!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:40, Reply)
What's the topic of convo, dames en heren?
Anything interesting...?
(The Stig, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:41, Reply)
Being a man was boring
So I am back to being all woman again. I missed the boobs too much.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:42, Reply)
*Checks clock* Morning everyone!
How are we all this fine monday morning?
(bill, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:43, Reply)
Hi Bill
Yes, I'm sure you would miss them Badger.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:45, Reply)
Bill would miss them too :p
*jumps up and down happily*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:45, Reply)
Does as he's told
*gropes bill*

Oh...hang on...badger's not drunk and she's not telling me to do that. I must be doing it of my own free will. Hmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:49, Reply)
I would!
*Glees that they're back* ;-)

Edit: Hi Dok & Not V! *Gropes Cap Back*
(bill, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:49, Reply)
Stig
Surely that shuld be Dammen und Herren.

X you're a bad man, a sexy man, but bad none the less.

*is captivated by bouncing boobies*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:52, Reply)
In all fairness V
You didn't take much convincing to do whatever I said!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:52, Reply)
Dames en heren is Dutch I think Dok
Damen und Herren is German. Very similar though, I know a fair bit of German and can usually get by in the Netherlands.

Edit: I posted without mentioning the boobies! *has a grope*
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:54, Reply)
/determinedly looks away from TGB's boobies
very distracting.
Must.
not.
Look...
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:55, Reply)
morning (just)
How are we all today?

I'm sharing a laptop at the moment, due to a horrible accident (i'm too traumatised to go into details) and I'm finding sharing hard. I don't want to!
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:55, Reply)
Stig
is it that hard to read a few posts and establish for yourself what the topic is and whether it is interesting?

morning folks. are we all well?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:55, Reply)
It's ok to look VC
I have very nice boobs. I think most b3tans have groped them as well. *remembers that time outside the Yorkshire Grey when V launched himself at them* I think you pushed several people out the way as well then...
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:56, Reply)
Badger
Everybody does what you tell them, you have a teacher kind of way of doing that.

Dutch, don't like the language or the place, some of the people are OK though.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:56, Reply)
Oh Dok
Don't flatter me, I'm blushing!

:edit: Badger if you're going to tell that story at least tell it properly. Me and Lusty pushed several people out of the way to get to your boobs. I believe we had one each.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:59, Reply)
Vampy
It's true, they are nice boobies, and I was one of hose who got pushed out of the way by Captain.

I on the other hand have never groped any boobies at a bash. I'm a good boy I am!

EDIT Or have you just slapped yourself Captain. There are not a lot of men I would call sexy mind you, so revel in the compliment.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:59, Reply)
but I don't want you all to think
that I'm just some pervy lesbo.
I'm not.

EDIT: Dok - I'm dutch. Australian born, cannot speak a word of my native tongue but there you go.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:01, Reply)
Lusty
had her face inbetween them
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:02, Reply)
VC
None of the blokes here have any issues with being pervy internent pervy men so you shouldn't worry about being a pervy internet pervy woman because you're a pervert you filthy filthy boob looker at-er

:edit: I thought that was a separate incident or was my memory warped by mind altering boobs?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:03, Reply)
@ Dok
Sam is right. That was Dutch, not German.

I don't do German....well, not very good German, anyway!

@Vipros

What I did was called a "pleasantry". No need to be so abrupt. :O(
(The Stig, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:04, Reply)
Cheer me up people!
This is the shittest Monday ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:05, Reply)
I dunno
People had their faces in my boobs quite a lot. Although you only announced it to the ENTIRE pub once. I hated you a little for that V *sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:05, Reply)
Captain
You love my perviness.

Don't deny it. Admit it.
Go on!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:05, Reply)
ROOTA!
*jiggles boobies*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:05, Reply)
See Vampy
I told you some Dutch people were OK. You filthy boodie staring perv you!

*stares at boobies*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:06, Reply)
better already
Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:06, Reply)
I can also offer
some Thorntons chocolate, Roota and a cup of tea :)
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:07, Reply)
Morning roota
Boobs everywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:07, Reply)
Hi Roota
Come and amuse yourself with Badgers boobies for a bit, tat will cheer you up.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:08, Reply)
is it truffle?
That's lovely thanks. Could you turn the heating up a bit too?

Aaaaaah...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:08, Reply)
TAT!
will cheer me up eh?!
I'd prefer the plural.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:08, Reply)
Morning roota!
*has no boobies to jiggle*
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:09, Reply)
it's ok Sam
you can jiggle mine. if TGB will let go of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:10, Reply)
Thorntons?
Hotel Chocolat FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:10, Reply)
Do I have to?
Ok *lets go*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:10, Reply)
@Dok
The Dutch are great people.

I never knew they hated the Germans so much!

A Dutchie told me they don't like the word "Dutch" to describe them. They prefer "Nederlander" ("Netherlander", which sounds little too close to "Neanderthal" for my liking, but there you go). The reason for this is "Dutch" sounds too close to "Deutsche".

Never knew that....
(The Stig, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:11, Reply)
*jiggles roota's boobs*
They are strange folk Stig. Telling them their language is 'German for dyslexics' doesn't go down too well either.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:17, Reply)
All this boob jiggling
has made me wonder where Clendrix and Lusty are! Probably jiggling their boobs somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:18, Reply)
True Stig
It boils down to being invaded.

Jiggle those boobies Sam, jiggle them good!

Tats, still got to get my second one done :)
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:18, Reply)
@Sam
They can get so touchy about little things like that(!)
(The Stig, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:20, Reply)
my boobies are not for jiggling
well.

Not unless I'm drunk.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:22, Reply)
Vampy
All boobies are for jiggling, even if you just jiggle them yourself.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:23, Reply)
Of course they're for jiggling!
What else can you use them for?!

*has a sly jiggle*
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:24, Reply)
ahaha I do Dok
and I also grope my boobs sometimes to show people what an *awesome* push up bra does.

They love it really.

EDIT: Sam! Let go! You're not the lovely *****. Only that person (from here) gets to jiggle my boobies.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:25, Reply)
Jiggling
FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:25, Reply)
Push up Bras
FTW
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:26, Reply)
Lusty
Is in Sweden for a bit I believe. Possibly doesn't have b3ta access and has been forced to find a Swede to jiggle her boobies.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:28, Reply)
Who's that then VC?
*jiggles Dok's moobs*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:28, Reply)
ahaha
Not telling.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:29, Reply)
You don't have to jiggle your boobs to have a good time
Sometimes I just give mine a hug.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:31, Reply)
Shall we guess?
I reckon it's Bert.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:31, Reply)
Oooooooooh
More Badger!

Would that be your GF Vampy? Everybody jiggles boobies at bashes, except me that it.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:32, Reply)
Going back up the thread a bit
What on Earth did I announce Badger? I can't imagine myself announcing to the pub that people had been groping you. I can, however, imagine myself inviting the pub to grope you...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:32, Reply)
guess all you like
still not telling. /grins.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:32, Reply)
Vampy
If you don't tell then we'll hold you hostage and jiggle your boobies when you come over!

EDIT Roota, can we hug them too?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:34, Reply)
*sets scene*
Horse and Groom, I had been feeling up Hitlercock and Bert said it wasn't fair I could get away with that and he couldn't so I said he could have a bit of a motorboat and you tapped your glass and announced to the whole pub there was going to be a motorboating.

You may have been delerious from lack of food though and not remember. Your face when you were told they weren't serving food was quite amusing :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:34, Reply)
Dok.
I might like that. In a purely nonsexual, non pervy way of course.

Anywho - time for sleep. Night all!

Seriously. not telling!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:35, Reply)
Haha!
I vaguely remember that incident; I was thinking of the Yorkshire Grey gropings before. Did people stop what they were doing and turn round to watch? *hopes they did*

And their board said they'd start serving food at 7. They lied to me. They made me sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:37, Reply)
Jeez, all this jiggling....
....I'm starting to get motion sickness!
(The Stig, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:38, Reply)
I'm starting to get hard

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:38, Reply)
Yes they did
There were some cheers and whoops as well.

It's a good job I don't have any dignity left
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:39, Reply)
Hey Dok (Haydock?)
Yeah they like hugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:39, Reply)
Awe-fucking-some
That's cheered me up no end. Thanks for restoring my memory =D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:40, Reply)
X
What do you mean starting!

Night Vampy.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:40, Reply)
Dear god...
What the hell is wrong with you people?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:40, Reply)
We are boob obsessed madmen!
*jiggles Clendrix's boobs*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:42, Reply)
Nothing that you don't love Clenders
Well I joined the thread late Dok. I definitely don't have erectile dysfunction. Nope. None of that here. Not me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:42, Reply)
*hugs Rootas boobies*
Hi Drixy.

And yes Roota, I'm a racecourse.

EDIT That's what you say X.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:42, Reply)
And if I have to
I'll whip out Mr Floppy to prove it!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:44, Reply)
Morning Clendrix
There was speculation earlier that all this jiggling might attract you - and here you are.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:46, Reply)
Does Mr Floppy
need a hand? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:46, Reply)
hooray
for boobies
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:46, Reply)
But Man
We had to do a lot of jiggling to get you here.

Even my moobs got jiggled.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:47, Reply)
God jiggled your moobs?
You are a lucky man!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:48, Reply)
Clendrix
Can't stay away from boobie jiggling! She has probably been dying to join in but tries to look like she doesn't care. We all know you care you boob jiggler lover you!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:48, Reply)
It's been two days since I had my boobies jiggled.
*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:49, Reply)
OK Mr Floppy
It's changed now.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:49, Reply)
*looks in Diary*
I'm afraid I can't fit you in until the Saturday bash Clendrix. But I shall jiggle them like they have never been jiggled before!

*jiggle glees*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:50, Reply)
Oh, that's much less exciting now Dok

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:52, Reply)
okay...
the boring admin shit is done, the hangover is heading for the door and i'm wondering...

what the hell has happened? where did "this is a qotw comment" come from, and when?
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:57, Reply)
what?
giant rabbit caught!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:06, Reply)
Giant Bunnies
FTW!

More eating on them.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:08, Reply)
<<<<right there...
it says "this is a qotw comment" where it didn't use to.
?
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:09, Reply)
Where
Am I going mad? I can't see that!

(jiggles boobs for good measure)
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:11, Reply)
It's the alternate text for the white page image
If for some reason your browser can't load the page it displays that text instead. Try force refreshing the page (ctrl + F5).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:11, Reply)
Blair
Are you seeing giant purple elephants as well?

Yo Kirst!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:12, Reply)
and now it's stopped!
what's going on? has the interwebs broke?
edit:GB nah, just giant white bunnies...
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:12, Reply)
Grammer
Afternoon my lovely :)
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:13, Reply)
Woohoo
More boobie juggling.

That's what this thread need, more boodies.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:14, Reply)
Psh
Read me post =p

For some reason earlier your browser wasn't loading the image which meant the alternate text was displayed instead. Now your browser can find the image so that's displayed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:15, Reply)
my browser was most probs
just sharing my hangover...
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:17, Reply)
Boodies ey
*rummages* I seem to be all out of boodies
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:17, Reply)
Oh bugger it
My brain is not working today!

But I'm not editing that one. Anyway badger, you know what I meant.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:22, Reply)
I think we should stop picking on Dok's typos
It's like shooting dead fish in a barrel that has no water in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:24, Reply)
Woo!
My joke is up to 3rd for today! Thankyou my adoring public!
edit: Cap - with a flamethrower.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:27, Reply)
But
I couldn't let boodies go! That's a great word!

And nice simile V :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:27, Reply)
Boodies
Are what South Africans have after a shootout.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:30, Reply)
Damn my lack of glasses
I spent whole minutes trying to find an interesting smiley I'd done. Turns out reading is difficult when you have eyes that are permanently drunk!

Thanks though, I'm quite pleased with it.

:edit: I like your amendment LiC although saying the word amendment makes me want to say "I plead the fifth" but I'm not sure what double jeopardy, or whatever else the fifth amendment is about, has to do with similes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:32, Reply)
Thread Killer!
Put on the hat the hat the hat!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:49, Reply)
*leaves the hat on*
*twirls trousers*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:52, Reply)
Whenever the thread dies
And the cry goes up for someone to put on the hat, I immediately think of, "I put on my robe and wizards hat" and get the giggles.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:53, Reply)
I wish
I had a wizard hat :(
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:01, Reply)
*resists making a wizard's sleeve joke*

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:05, Reply)
What's "I put on my robe and wizard's hat" from? Sounds familiar
I have a robe, but sadly no hat.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:06, Reply)
Anyone want me...
....to say something provocative to fire this thread up again?

@Sam. It's from the Legend of Bloodninja. He was a funny frigger!
(The Stig, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:06, Reply)
I almost made a comment
About a wizards sleeve but that would be mean.
Edit: filthygreat minds think alike, Cap.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:09, Reply)
Woohoo
Somebody else got the hat for a change.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:11, Reply)
is the hat 'fetching'?
Is it at a jaunty angle?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:22, Reply)
Dok
Always two there are, a master and an apprentice. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:24, Reply)
Come Captain my young apprentice.
I will show you the proper use of your skills.

Yup Roota, it's a lovely hat with a wide brim and everything. Almost a proper pimp hat, for that it would need a feather.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:29, Reply)
Once I have achieved full mastery of my powers, Herr Doktor
I will take up thy threads and kill you with them!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:31, Reply)
It's not a pimp hat
It's a conical hat, like a dunce's hat, except it has a TK on it instead of a D.

Killing threads doesn't earn you a stylish hat!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:35, Reply)
It is only as I did to my master
Youngling.

EDIT Sam, it was a beanie, but Badger ripped it up and ate it one day, now it's a pimp hat.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:36, Reply)
The best feature of a conical hat
Is how easy it is to make one and take it to a bash.
Edit: or several.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:38, Reply)
No no no
It's a baseball cap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:51, Reply)
haha
I'll eat that hat too!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:59, Reply)
No V! No!
It's a thong
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:00, Reply)
I love you clenders
So much.

Anyway, I'm off. Gotta get my car MOTed and go see the shrinks. Laters!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:01, Reply)
*shakes fist at Clendrix*
I can't see urls when browsing on my mobile so I fell for that one.
Fortunately it didn't play the jingle in the middle of my quiet office where I am impersonating a worker.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:09, Reply)
Aww
did you really want to see a thong Chains :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:10, Reply)
Wotcha
how is everyone?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:15, Reply)
Zap
Long time no see. They finally let you out the asylum then :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:17, Reply)
I chewed
my way out through the living heart of an attendent.

Then I stopped for Brunch.

Nah just been really busy with work and other stuff. Have I missed much on here?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:19, Reply)
Hello Zapiola
I'm new and sporadic : )
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:24, Reply)
Zap
You missed a lot of jiggling earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:24, Reply)
jiggery
pokery
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:29, Reply)
Pokery as well!?
I don't think I'd like the poking aspect as much
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:35, Reply)
Alright, alright
You can relax now, I am here, what!

*adjusts monocle*

Just got back from the Oscars, darling. Wonderful night, so pleased for darling Kate, she completely deserved that. Course, then I trotted off to the Vogue after party and had simply too much Dommy P, I was completely bungalowed!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:37, Reply)
*imagine DiT in a monocle*
I imagine you getting drunk and sticking little blu tac cocks on the statues
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:39, Reply)
From my time on usenet
I have a text weapon of mass destruction. It created a thread that dominated a high volume group for several weeks. I'm thinking about unleashing it on off-topic. I think it might work here too. Mwuahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:46, Reply)
Should I be afraid?
I haz hot chocolate yum yum
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:51, Reply)
LiC
If you don't do it I'll torture starving African children. If you don't do it now you'll be responsible for the torture of starving African children. Could you really live with yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:53, Reply)
Light
do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:54, Reply)
Nope
Things like that may not work here. Usenet was and still is a different animal.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:55, Reply)
I'm back.
I know you all missed me.
So... Been behaving?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:56, Reply)
Oh thank god Koal is back
*fawns*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:57, Reply)
Do it Light... I'm curious now
Hi Kaol!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:59, Reply)
Fuck you.
And spell my goddamn name properly!
EDIT: Hi Sam. No, not that one. You're still rubbish, TGB.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:01, Reply)
I'm not rubbish
:(

You're rubbish and have a rubbish name
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:02, Reply)
Naah
It's just silly and addictive. Anyway I shall wait a few days for people to forget I mentioned it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:03, Reply)
Afternoon!
Hey "Koal"! ;O)

Work's over for another day. Pay day soon!

I think I ought to treat myself to something, any suggestions?

And don't anyone say "lobotomy", ok....?
(The Stig, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:03, Reply)
Pffft...
I'm best of all the Sam-folk.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:04, Reply)
vasectomy?
:p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:05, Reply)
I was being a boffin in the library
but have come back to say HA HA to Chains.
*smug joy*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:05, Reply)
@TGB
That's more of a public service....
(The Stig, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:06, Reply)
@Stig: haha!
Clendrix are you dressed up as a sexy librarian? *slips off chair*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:08, Reply)
could treat yourself to a long glass of shut-the-hell-up?
arg, James Blunt just started playing on my ipod!

damn shuffle, damn autofill and damn girlfriend!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:09, Reply)
Badger
I was in there as a student, not working. However, I'm sure I could arrange something.
*attempts to squeeze into pencil skirt*
*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:11, Reply)
Well Clendrix
You can leave the skirt off, that will save us time later ;)
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:13, Reply)
*squeals*

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:14, Reply)
Having whetted everyones appetite
I'm off home. See you all in a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:17, Reply)
Could've been worse, v-man.
It could have been 'The Saturdays', a "band" who can only be described as perky.

Not as hot as Pussycat Dolls, not as good (unbelieveably) as Girls Aloud, just occupying some kind of mind-numbing middle ground.

At least you know why James Blunt is cackola.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:17, Reply)
you raise a valid point DiT
you know the worst thing? I actually think a couple of his songs are good, in spite of myself...
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:19, Reply)
I like James Blunt
he can take the piss out of himself rather well! His music is wank but he seems to kind of agree with that!

Oh my god a squealing Clendrix *runs off to the toilets*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:20, Reply)
Oh goodness!
I just read the newsletter.
What a lovely surprise!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:21, Reply)
TGB
that is his one saving grace, the fact that he knows his music is cack, doesn't care, and doesn't care what people think of him
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:23, Reply)
To be fair to the lad,
he did used to be a Tank Commander. That's pretty hardcore.



I wonder if he tested out his songs on the enemy?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:25, Reply)
James Blunt is one of those people it's cool to dislike.
If he gets cancer we'll all feel bad talk about him on b3ta until he dies.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:28, Reply)
@Vipros
Maybe your iPod is trying to talk to you via the medium of cockney rhyming slang....?
(The Stig, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:28, Reply)
Poor, Brave, Angelic, Jimmy Blunty Wunty Woo Woo.
I HOPE DIANA AND BABY P ARE READY IN HEAVEN FOR HIM.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:29, Reply)
he's got a weird ass voice
that's weird-ass not a weird ass-voice.

although I can only assume that he has one of those too....

edit: Stig: and you call me rude?

might not be far off though, I do treat my ipod like the little bitch it is and that is obviously not going ingratiate me to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:29, Reply)
@Vipros
Hey, that's rock and roll! ;O)
(The Stig, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:32, Reply)
I think Al and Bert
should do an album of songs sung through their asses.

Probably featuring a lot of goats and felching noises.

No one was eating were they? :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:33, Reply)
Tightly
He is wiv da angles now.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:34, Reply)
Innit, tho.
I fail to see how Jade Goody dying of cancer warrants itself as front page news, much less that she has given her halfwit husband permission to remarry again once she's carked it.

*fumes at media*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:36, Reply)
rock and roll involves more drugs
and booze

and in my experience, beards.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:36, Reply)
He'll have to remarry
one of his prison mates then
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:37, Reply)
...and we're back to beards.
Vipros's beard is a modern marvel.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:38, Reply)
@Vipros
Drugs and booze, I agree. Beards? Not so sure.

The Rolling Stones did it without beards....

Mind you, maybe Keith Richards needs to grow one, to hide his sharpei face....?
(The Stig, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:38, Reply)
I discovered a glowing white hair in my beard the other day
I've amazed by it
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:38, Reply)
Did
You keep the white hair in your beard or pluck it out?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:40, Reply)
Rolling Stones?
*yawns*

As dull as: Pink Floyd, Zeppelin, The Who.
*hides from Vipros*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:42, Reply)
Keith's beard got absorbed because of all the drugs
I can practically see a ghostly chin-aura when I look at him.



the white hair is currently still there. I don't think it's a sign of aging or anything, not a trace of grey or white on my head, and my beard contains pretty much every other colour, so why not white?

it's almost tempted me to bleach it tbh!

Clenders! take that back!

although I do find the who a bit dull myself
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:43, Reply)
No!
They're all DULL!
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:44, Reply)
Must be something in the water
For I too had a pure white hair in my beard. I rushed to see the vicar to ask him what it may mean, and he turned me away.

I rushed to the Rabbi, and he shut the door in my face.

I asked a soothsayer, who said me no sooths and advised me not to let the door hit my arse on the way out.

In the end I tweezered the fucker, and put it down to it being just a hair.

EDIT: OK, the Stones are dull, but there's no need to go around having a go at the ZEP!

And beards rule.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:44, Reply)
Some of their stuff is dull
I sear if I ever hear Brick in the Wall again I am going to go fucking insane
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:45, Reply)
DiT
that's a bit odd...

also, I love the Stones, but it has only come about recently. Same for my newfound love of Bowie...

Saw him doing Arnold Layne with Dave Gilmour and suddenly I love all his stuff. very odd!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:46, Reply)
*sighs and accepts TK hat*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:51, Reply)
Bit premature
Vip normally we give people at least 10 mins. *hands blue pill*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:53, Reply)
*accepts*
I could sense the tumbleweed approaching though

and I thought it had been longer :-P
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:55, Reply)
Well time flies
when you spend it with me as I am so friggin awesome
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:56, Reply)
you're not wrong
oh hang on, yeah you are ;-)

rumour is, you suck
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:57, Reply)
@TGB
You're ok...that's all.

Give yourself somewhere to work to! :O)
(The Stig, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:58, Reply)
nnnnnnggg
yearrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:58, Reply)
Vipros
I do suck, and suck very well. It's all about the swirly action ;)
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:03, Reply)
TGB
not forgetting a tight seal.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:05, Reply)
Although
Recently my jaw has really been hurting so I have had to put my sucking on hold.

TMI? Never
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:06, Reply)
@TGB
You've also got a pierced tongue.

I've heard that helps....?
(The Stig, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:06, Reply)
No I used to
not for the last few years. Chipped a tooth on the ball so I took it out. Keep up
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:08, Reply)
segueing nicely into another subject
(much as I want to hear about TGB's prowess)

I reckon I should get a tattoo soon. I'm feeling the vibe again, and this time it is stronger...
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:08, Reply)
chipped a tooth on the whats?
Oh...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:08, Reply)
@TGB
Judging by your technique, I reckon I could "keep it up"!

Vipros.

How about a nice big tattoo saying "Shut the hell up"? ;O)
(The Stig, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:10, Reply)
I want more tattoos
Roota you dirty girl!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:10, Reply)
Stig
thus negating the need for me to speak to you? and hopefully enforcing your silence?

I have no tattoos so far, and I do want one, and I'ev had the idea for what for some time, and it still seems good.

partly I'm concerned that it won't turn out well which is a bit silly.

more to the point (and this is ridiculous) my brother would tell my parents, who would be disappointed in me. At the age of 26 you'd think I'd be past this by now....
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:13, Reply)
We're not angry. Just disappointed
heh well I'm off now bye :)

*jiggles Roota's boobs on her way out*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:14, Reply)
what WOULD I do without those jiggles!
Bye y'all!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:15, Reply)
@Vipros
Just paying you back, nothing more! ;O)

Personally, I'd advise against a tattoo. I've never been sold on them. But whatever works for you.

Also, if you're afraid of what your parents will say, what's the point? You'll just be getting a tattoo so you'll have to be looking over your shoulder (metaphorically speaking) all the time.
(The Stig, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:15, Reply)
not so much afraid of what they will say
just can't be bothered with the hassle of arguing it with them.

It'd be something pretty simple, one colour and not on show all the time, or much of the time at all really.

There's something about them that just really appeals to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:19, Reply)
I've got a few markings...
So I would suggest that you go for it!

However:

Research your tattooist first. Ask friends who have had them done, and you should be able to find someone good locally. They may charge more, but at least they do it properly.

And enjoy it! I fell asleep while I had the one across my shoulders done... And make sure you don't drink for at least 24 hours beforehand! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:19, Reply)
@Vipros
Do whatever you feel is best. But like DiT says, research your tattooist well. Hepatitis is something you don't want!

Anyway, I'm off for dinner. Have fun, y'all!
(The Stig, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:22, Reply)
Vipros
You may be surprised - I got a tattoo and when I showed my mum, she suddenly announced that she'd always wanted a tattoo. I was speechless!
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:23, Reply)
conveniently
the nearest tattoo artist to my house is also the most highly recommended in exeter, which is nice

why the no drinking? not heard that before. not that it will be an issue.

I think mine will most likely be on my chest, because I want to be able to see it without looking at my back in a mirror!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:24, Reply)
dull
I actually like the early Floyd (Syd Barrett days) quite a bit. And Stones with Brian Jones. They lost the carnivalesque quality when he died, and became a boring blues rip-off band. Although a few songs were still good...
(I helped save b3ta! cackers, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:24, Reply)
Hello Cackers!
*waves*
Enjoying yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:25, Reply)
cackers
you are right about the early stones being the best.

I'm not able to discuss Floyd with people who don't like them, as I think they are wonderful. it really just appeals to the way my brain works.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:28, Reply)
*attempts to discuss Floyd with Vipros*
*fails*

It's true!
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:30, Reply)
Hey Cackers.
Still behaving yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:30, Reply)
Because...
(I'm told) alcohol thins your blood, so when they start tattooing you, you bleed more than you usually would. This makes the tattooists job harder, and might mess up your tattoo.

I know a guy who is evidence of this, and it's not as good as it should be. Make sure you eat first, too!

Also, what Clenders said. My mum went nuts when I head my eyebrow pierced at age 23. But when I had my first tattoo (when I was 19), she was completely fine with it. I think that's because you can't see it though...
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:30, Reply)
Eybrow piercing = 5ive
Sorry that's just the way it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:39, Reply)
fair enough!
time to go home!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:43, Reply)
How's that, then?
EDIT: Actually, I don't care. I am assuming that someone in Five (I refuse to spell it the other way) had some kind of facial piercing.


I am quite proud that I did not previously know this. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:43, Reply)
ooh tattoos
www.boingboing.net/2009/02/23/science-tattoos.html
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:49, Reply)
I always thought that they were a bit boyband that's all,
but it takes all sorts to make a world and if we were the same then it'd be boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:52, Reply)
HAHAHA
*pimpage* Jacqui Smith has been snitched on by her neighbours.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:12, Reply)
Ayup
Anyone around? My internet has been on and off all day because they've been repairing an electrical fault with the sewage system here. Fun fun fun
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:37, Reply)
evenin
Anyone about!

Hellooooo?
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:53, Reply)
Is there anyone there?
Or am I going to have to go outside and actually MEET someone?!
(The Stig, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:59, Reply)
Stig
I'm here, but it looks like its just you n me... :P
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:00, Reply)
Can I take this opportunity to note
that my joke on Sickipedia is closing in on the top spot for "Hot Jokes for Today" and could use some votes if you like it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:03, Reply)
Okey dokey, skip!
Just me, you, an empty room and a little social awkwardness!

Let's start off with something general, hopefully, it'll spin off into something more interesting!

How was your day at work?
(The Stig, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:03, Reply)
@stig
I don't work... I am a lady of leisure. Today I mainly drank coffee and people watched while pretending to read a book in starbucks...


How is it in the world of the employed?


-Edit Seems I'm a thread killer as well as doley scum... :(
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:13, Reply)
Oh I see....
....hubby takes care of it all? (Well, either that or you're a millionaire).

Employment is good. I'm working from home for the majority of the week, so that suits me down to the ground. I save on petrol, I can work in my pyjamas and I can drink tea/coffee/scotch/(delete as applicable).

Whereabouts in the world are you people watching?
(The Stig, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:19, Reply)
no hubby
LOL no hubby or secret millions. Just a victim of the recession. Redundancy n all that.

I was people watching in Dublin today. These Irishers make for interesting watching. I think otherwise I'd have gone mad with boredom!!
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:25, Reply)
You irish yourself?
Sorry to hear you're a victim of the recession. I was too. Managed to find another job, but it's no fun.

What do you do when you're not being made redundant?
(The Stig, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:27, Reply)
Scottish
I'm a half and half. My old man was Irish, but moved over to Scotland and met my mother... Fast forward twenty something ish years and I decided to move over here...

When I worked I was a medical administrator, but i'm not sure that was to be my final career.

What do you do that allows you to work from home drinking coffee/scotch/sitting in your pyjama's?
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:31, Reply)
I'm an engineer.
A simple, honest to god engineer. Yes, I know what you're thinking.....

"He must be a riot at parties!"

So, got any children?

P.S. If at any point this sounds like a pick up....let me know! I'm socially retarded!
(The Stig, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:34, Reply)
Don't forget to include
whether or not it's working. That's the important bit. :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:39, Reply)
Ha ha ha
Good god no!

The kids I mean... I wouldn't know a pick up until it smacked me in the face, but you're ok. I'm just about as inept.

Got kids yourself?
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:40, Reply)
@TLIC
I think I know the answer to that!
(The Stig, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:40, Reply)
Kids?
Nope! Not me! I'm young-ish, free and single.

I'd be the world's worst parent:

"Daddy! Daddy! Let's play football!"
"Yeah! Yeah! Later, Daddy's watching TV...!"

You made any progress in finding a new job...?
(The Stig, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:55, Reply)

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