oi! cunts!
Have a Home sweet fucking Home thread already! GOSH!



I love you all really. How are you all today??
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 5:43, 161 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

oi!
I is all happy, surrounded by books, music, and getting around to some technical maintenance at last. Still raining there, VC? Love the rain, too. Was scarce for me at a time, when desert-stranded. Hope you are smiling.
( cackers, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 7:13, Reply)

ahh that I am Cackers my lady.
Glad to hear you're doing well. I am also doing well.
Got *all* my homework done so I am very brain dead though.

And yes it is still raining.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 7:16, Reply)

ah, homework
that phrase chills my heart. glad you are still feeling the rain. where I lived, at a time, was the desert, and a high ratio of borax in some of the sandy places. when the rain was about to come a certain smell (sort of saline) would pervade. was a prelude to happiness.

I am also fairly brain dead after a long week. but it's all good when I can sit around and flip between a few books and get my own stuff done. yay! weekend!
( cackers, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 7:24, Reply)

well I smell the saline all the time
because I live about 800 meters from the beach as the crow flies.

But christ it's lovely when it rains. I love going out and just standing in it until I look like a drowned rat. Makes me feel alive.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 7:26, Reply)

indeed, the drenched is the lovely
glad to hear the beach is near. I have a beach, not exactly ocean, but huge bay that is the path to the sea. I am always there of a weekend, tramping about, and singing. it is the joy.

where I lived was a house on a dirt road. yeah, city me. quite weird. anyway, was all mud/sand combo. all either/or, as per usual. lived in a (smallish) canyon, and when it rained -we had a season of it, out there, about 3 or 4 weeks each year - my friends and I would stand on edge of of a steep slope and slide down. sort of mud-skiing. we dubbed this sport 'scumping.' a good time was had by all.

would like to go back there someday, but certain to find concrete and industrial parks have replaced all of my lovely orange groves - and my arroyo, the bellwether of rainy weather. but those memories is sweet!

raindancing is the best. glad you are continuing the tradition. if I tried that here, would probably get locked up!
( cackers, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 7:40, Reply)

aha yeah well
I don't dance in the rain when other people are watching, just by myself.

I used to live in the city - now I live in the country. we live on a one car wide road off the highway, and the beach is a kind of bay too - shallowish, perfect for abalone diving.

I expect once I get back here after leaving home that it'll look different. The towns all around me are slowly expanding. I'm waiting for the day when we're all joined up into one big town. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 7:45, Reply)

I *knew* you wouldn't
be dancing with others in sight. Where I was living was truly middle of nowhere. I could walk about through orange groves at night with no worries of seeing a soul. Interesting, to get both perspectives, I think. Urban vs rural.

And yes, the suburbanization. Scary. I will just stick to cities myself.
( cackers, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 8:02, Reply)

morning vc and cackers...
how are you today?
any sign of my amigo the disappointed?
i'm aching like buggery today, having worked like a horse yesterday. that is if a horse could install a rather complex staircase and trim a load of joists.
my big muscley arms are week like kittens. aaah, kittens!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 8:11, Reply)

nothing wrong with feeling weak after labour
No I have not seen him i'm afraid.

He'll probably stick his nose in later.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 8:25, Reply)

Good morning, life is grand here, soixante-neuf

Doing the chippy, eh?

Installing a staircase is no joke! Was it a total new installation or a replacement, ie, did you have to hang new staircase from scratch? Hope you had a good circular saw to trim them joists.

I can imagine the muscles are screaming. Hope it was fun, at least. I love carpentry, and that sort of work. My first job (14) was construction/carpentry/painting/roofing/cementing. Stepdad was a contractor.

Haha. Imagine a young cackers, wielding a blowtorch. (that paint was so thick, a heat gun would not do). Still was good times. We had to excavate the house, and I enjoyed throwing about 50 fluorescent tubes into a huge transport container, and watching them explode. Yes, safety goggles were in place..
( cackers, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 8:26, Reply)

yeah, musclepain LOLs
it is a brand-new bespoke staircase for the loft-conversion i am doing as part of total refurb of my house. kite-winders and half-landing, then straight flight and another set of winders at the top. the idea was to minimise the loss of floorspace in the loft and it all came together beautifully! effing well perfect, i tells ya!!!
but seriously though, it did all go very well. in fact, we got more done than we thought we would, getting the floor joists in the loft trimmed and noggins in and everything.
and now i have a lovely spandrel!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 8:35, Reply)

Here I am! Hurrah!
Even though I no longer work from 06.00 on Sundays I still feel compelled to stop by and check what antics you crazy Sunday morning kids are up to.

Time to finish my brew, have another tab, S,S & S, then head to work at my new, improved start time of 10.00.

Have a splendid day, Chillun'.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 8:37, Reply)

thing is...
i'm spending the day with my wee monkey today (27 months) and she is all of teh bouncy active thing right now. like tigger!
i'm loving it but it'll be hard. well i guess the muscles can only hurt for so long...


edit: back soon ;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 8:39, Reply)

hey disappointed
how's life?

Blair - what's her name? she sounds cute! (I meant that in a broody clucky way, not a sicko way)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 8:54, Reply)

nice one!
that sounds like it was more difficile in the planning than the execution, even. cheers for getting it fitted right. always the challenge.

so now you're hoisting a baby. ah, sweet suffering. she sounds adorable. I suspect you are about to have another wonderful day.
( cackers, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 8:57, Reply)

Morning folks
For the record I don't drunk drive to the off-licence, it's only five minutes walk away.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:01, Reply)

sure sure LiC
tell it to the jury.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:06, Reply)

I haven't killed anyone yet
I do walk quite fast and not look where I'm going, so it's only a matter of time.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:08, Reply)

that's okay
I do the same thing - but with my iPod blasting in my ears.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:10, Reply)

@ Light
My 'liquor store' is a bit further, but there is good reason why I've never driven a vehicle since I've returned to NYC. Plus walking over there challenges my Jedi-Mind skills, and gives exercise. win/win

And, as I always say, if one is drunk in New York, as long as you can remember your address, you are ok.

Taxi!
( cackers, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:11, Reply)

The best part of being drunk
is you can walk a looong way without really noticing.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:12, Reply)

@VC-i thought i was baz on a sunday!
she's called Kinga, who incidentally is the patron saint of salt miners!
@cackers, yeah it's all in the planning! i have designed every aspect of the refurb myself, from underpinning the foundations to the structural steelwork, from the underfloor heating to the staircase, from the electrics to the solar-water heating, from the a to the motherloving k, home boyz, from the a to the motherloving k.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:17, Reply)

Mornin'
Today, I will be going on a walk in the North-Downs, and am making a pit-stop on this HSH thread while having breakfast.
.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:18, Reply)

yeah maybe
if I'm not distracted by other happenings baz. Sorry about that. Kinga. nice name :) I like it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:21, Reply)

morning mista sp...
what's for breakfast?
i'm contemplating a hommelete...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:21, Reply)

I have already had a sausage sandwich
And now I think I shall go make my second cup of tea of the day.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:21, Reply)

Mornin B69
It's Wheetabix, and if I have time, yoghurt as well.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:22, Reply)

think i might forget the hommelete, too much like hard work!
and instead go for black-pudding and fried egg in a bun ;-)
and fresh coffee!
and then the last fairy-cake...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:23, Reply)

FAIRY CAKE?!?!?
where?!?!?!?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:27, Reply)

yeah, fairy cake dammit!
in my fridge.
gonna share with Kinga...
you would steal cake from a baby? what kind of person are you?
LOL

edit: actually i'm willing to split it 3 ways, if you promise to get help with your' baby-cake-robbing-fiendish ways...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:29, Reply)

...
Am now making my way to the station where I have to catch my train from. Even though everything in London is close together it takes ages to get anywhere.

t'Is good weather for walking.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:04, Reply)

go on spakka
put a pin in the b3tamap. You know you want to.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:06, Reply)

aww okay Baz
Hey baz when I get to the UK, if I'm anywhere near you and you need a baby sitter give me a call, I love taking care of kids :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:06, Reply)

@vc - damned right!
if you make it this far north and want to visit the lake district and such then you need to come and visit!! should have a spare room by then...

resists urge to make joke about cake-robbing-internet-grooming australian lesbian ;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:12, Reply)

backtracking...
on another channel, catching up with some friends, was lengthy. *shakes fist at universe* *stop raining bombs on worthies*

*Kinga* is one of my fave names ever. Even as a Yank, my boss has best friend of that name. Yay. And hat is off to you for all of that work. Shit is not easy. But yeah, some of us are all glad for the challenge, eh? Well done, anyhow. I have greatest respect for anyone who can do measure, do masonry, and have it come out correct. No small fucking feat. Jesus I had a time of it once, cutting bathroom shower tiles, and sweating the calculations.

Foundations? Structural work? And all with a wee monkey running about?? *raises glass* well done.

At others, can you send proper tea and fairy cake in a few hours? see, I'm still up on the vodka. Woke up late, what can I say.

Light: post that link!

Spak: Wheetabix! Woo. And yoghurt. Should keep you powered. Just crop-dust responsibly, ok? Know we can all rely on your largesse and humanity.

Goddamn where is that fairy with me cake?
( cackers, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:15, Reply)

well sure
but baz - if only you knew....

I might have to bring a "friend" with me.

EDIT: just checked where my friend lives and it's about 4 and a half hours away. We'll visit for a weekend okay? :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:16, Reply)

Morning gentle folk
Hope this finds us all well?

I stand at a fork in the road, do I leave my hair be (currently akin to Sideshow Bob) and go to the barber's or get the clippers out.

Tea and bacon butty first methinks.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:19, Reply)

go sideshow bob
all teh faahking waey.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:21, Reply)

It is tempting VC
But so is being shorn :)
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:26, Reply)

/yanks mind from gutter
*coughs*

I had a haircut yesterday. now my hair is all curly properly again.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:27, Reply)

@vc - any friend of yours etc!
@spunky - clippers!

@ cackers- i must point out that we're not living in the house at the moment...that would be madness!! it's not a big house by any means but the plan was always to maximise on the internal volume, squeezing function out of every little space...
we're planning on being there for a few years, to consolidate finances and enjoy being a family in a family home etc so everything has been done how WE want it, not necessarily bothering about re-sale. i'm doing everything to the highest standard cos it's all for my 2 precious darlings!!

soft? moi? yeah!!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:27, Reply)

Baz
tis a male friend (okay, more then friend) are you okay with that?

And it's nice to see another fluffeh man on teh boards.
I think I must just meet a lot of arseholes. I haven't met many nice guys who would do that for their families.

Well one exception aside from yourself. :)
It's okay to be a softie.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:30, Reply)

@69 ...... I likes your thinking.
That all sounds quite ambitious .... I normally content myself to fucking up a simple diy job after proclaiming "How hard can it be?".

More power to your elbow.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:33, Reply)

How hard can it be?
*sniggers* Dunno depends on where it is I suppose ;)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:41, Reply)

TGB!
/glomps

How goes it my lovely?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:48, Reply)

@vc - more than a friend? thought you were teh gayer? lol
@spunky-yeah, seriously ambitious to the point of obsession...totally unwilling to compromise, even if it means undoing days worth of work only to redo it with a subtle but important (to me) alteration.
morning TGB, like the b3tamap icon, could you do me an animated badger on a motorbike? x
back @vc yeah there are loads of arseholes on the interweb. stealing fluff from kittens, cake from babies etc xxx
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:49, Reply)

I should re-read before I post
to stem the inevitable tide of smut :)

Morning TGB, How be things?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:49, Reply)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
"tide of smut :)"
LOL
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:55, Reply)

I thought I was too
believe me I was as surprised as you but he's lovely and makes me feel worthwhile, and like I'm actually deserving to be treated right and I can actually trust him so I'm just not questioning it I'm just accepting and embracing it.
Made me feel like a right cunt when I broke up with my gf though - she didn't (and doesn't know). No one outside here does.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:55, Reply)

wow!!
your (sordid) secret is safe!!
shocked!!
i'll need to revisit and edit my fantasies...
ahem, sorry, it just slipped out...
i blame spunky for lowering the tone!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:02, Reply)

hey hey
no need to alter your fantasies. I still like girls!
I just happened to meet a guy I like too.

Give me your wifey and I'll show you how much I like girls :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:04, Reply)

Ta blaireau69
Using the phrase make me feel Mary Whitehouse-esque but fuggit.

@VC - Yay for the fluffeh! It's a regular lurvefest here this morning :)

Edit: Sorry, force of habit to lower the tone by a factor of ten in any social situation
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:04, Reply)

Not liking just boys or just girls
but liking good people. Sounds like the way to go to me.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:06, Reply)

"Give me your wifey and I'll show you how much I like girls :D"
wow!!
and double wow!!
when you coming to visit???
LOLs
x

edit: back soon, shitey nappy to attend to...bleh!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Yup!
That's what I'm going to do. He is a really good, decent person and I'm not going to knock this back - I know that I'll regret it if I do.

And Spunky - you maggot riddled filthy gutter brained clotbucket - how could you?!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:10, Reply)

B69
How about this for the b3tamap:



Best not as it's a bit big and doesn't have a transparent background...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:11, Reply)

With surpising ease
Nice invective!
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:11, Reply)

why thank you
I thought up it all by myself.
Cunt.

:D
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:14, Reply)

Cunt is possibly my favourite word in the English language.
If you'd split an infinitive or two I'd be issuing a marriage proposal right now :)
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:19, Reply)

You cunt.
You're about three months too late.
Sorry to break your cunty heart.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:24, Reply)

The Mrs wandered past a few minutes earlier and asked what I was up to
The reply of "getting called a cunt by an Australian lass" prompted her to toddle off with a bemused look on her face.

My cunty heart's in shattered cunt shaped bits.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:28, Reply)

That'd be a great song for Billy Ray Cyrus to do!
Don't tell my heart, my achy, cunty heart

>Glees at the potential outrage<
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:30, Reply)

tell your mrs that I don't really think you're a cunt
I just enjoyed calling you one for the fun of it.
You're not a cunt.

You're a tapestry of broken threads you pus oozing, flea bitten, sallow skinned monkey cock.

I'm only kidding you know that yeah?

EDIT: now I mean it. Billy can go DIE.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:31, Reply)

Of course I do - Playful banter's the future
I remember we made an excel file years ago which generated random filth (we were seriously bored at the office that day).

My favourite one to issue from it's sweary list was Cum guzzling troll fucker.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:35, Reply)

oh god
that's pants changing right there.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:37, Reply)

Swearings great
and big and clever and attractive to teh ladies.

My dilema is that I've moved into an office after a four year stint in an environment which can only be described as profane, offensive and extremely blokeish.

My first instinct when met with the computer not doing what it should is to mutter "Work you obstinant cunt!". Apparently that's not cricket.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:44, Reply)

I have a sailors mouth
and my mum cringes when I'm in company lest the word "fuck" escapes my lips.
mainly because "fuck" is usually accompanied by other profanities.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:47, Reply)

I have a sailors moth.
Every time it hits the light bulb it shrieks "ARGH! Ya fucking cunt!".

Right gotta scoot - Lunch beckons. Take care & have fun :)
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:52, Reply)

you too
ya fucking cunt.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:55, Reply)

I have a sailors math
the circumference of a circle be 2 pi ARRRRR.

EDIT: That's more pirate-y than swear-y. Sorry for completely missing the point.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:58, Reply)

ahah that's okay LiC
You're forgiven.

Have some cake.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:05, Reply)

well that sure was stinky!
and i really must be off...
catch you lot later,
hugs and so-on'
baz x
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:14, Reply)

I'm off too
I'm going to walk down to the pub and have a nice lunch.

Catch all y'all later...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:19, Reply)

you bastards
ditching me like that.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:22, Reply)

I suppose
I could always carry on posting from the pub.
Since I forgot my book and all.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:48, Reply)

oh I feel so second rate
a book over my terrible company. poor you.

:D
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:57, Reply)

Food has arrived
OM NOM NOM
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:05, Reply)

'noon all :)
I've learnt that I might possibly have an interveiw for a PGSE course at Warick :) How's everyone else this relatively sunny afternoon?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:09, Reply)

oooo Fooooooood
what kinda food?
EDIT: good thanks fredders. And congrats :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:10, Reply)

Noons all
Not stopping, just popped in to say howdy, fuckers.

I have some work (as in place of employment) to do, but on the plus side, I get the time back and am off tomorrow afternoon to look for wedding footwear. Huzzah!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:13, Reply)

hey dg :D
how're you going you spagmunching son of a gun?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:18, Reply)

Cheese and bacon burger
and chips. Yummy!
Am now finishing my pint and watching the Khan-Barrera fight.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:20, Reply)

I'm good, Vampers.
Apart from the doing work work on a glorious sunny day. Still, deadlines and all that shite. How's yourself?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:20, Reply)

Wedding shoes?
Attending a wedding, or getting married? Mmm. Everyone seems to be eating other than me. Mind you I did drink a fair bit last night, and I'm not trusting myself to keep anything down.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:22, Reply)

Getting married.
I found a lovely pair of Doc Marten chelsea boots on line, ordered them, then they said they couldn't find them in the warehouse so cancelled the order :(
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:23, Reply)

I'm goodly
talking to my favouritest b3tan - have chocolate *AND* I got all my homework done.

Yay! not long till your wedding now! god wish I was going to the bash so I could say congrats in person!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:24, Reply)

Boo
For incompetent warehouse monkeys!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:25, Reply)

It's not long at all...
3 weeks on Wednesday coming, to be exact. My coat should be here soon, and I bought a lovely waistcoat and cravat last week for the occasion.

I'm such a fop :)

*Edit* Yeah, Light, I was a bit pissed off about it. They were lovely.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Getting Married? Congratulations!
And yes, I had similar trouble tracking down DM's, and those where just normal DM's. Think the company had problems a while back or something?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Man alive!
Khan is beating the shit out of this guy.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:29, Reply)

Best be off
Or I'll sit here all day chatting instead of working.

Laters.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:37, Reply)

later dg
have a good one :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:40, Reply)

sure you will DJ
wait until next saturday.
In the mean time /hands a bucket.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:11, Reply)

I say that on an almost regular basis
Fortunately I've not got that bad in a long while - Water, painkillers and sofa plus DVDs should shift it.

I'll not mention the gammon steak, chips, peas and fried toms I wound down not 30 minutes ago :D
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:15, Reply)

Motherfuckers
Sorry that the time zone has prevented me from joining sailor's swearing fest. First off, sorry, but FUCK is best word. Verb/Adjective/Noun/Modifier. Thank you, Greeks!

But also employs the rest, regular basis. Grew up in a bar, for fuck's sake, which was located at a port, so was schooled by proper fishermen, dockhands. I would make a list for you, but I'm so fucking busy, you Goddamn cunts. Plus feels rough as old assholes, and must get on the fucking phone with corporation of cunts, to see why they've cock-blocked my phone access. Know that I will rip them a new asshole, if need be.
*pastes George Carlin's 7 terms*
( cackers, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:22, Reply)

don't use paracaetamol
it's processed by your liver like alcohol and if you're already hung over it'll make you feel worse.

Just stick with water and sports drinks to replace electrolytes and sodium levels.

EDIT: love that cackers.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:27, Reply)

100!
Woo!

*runs out again*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Someone
pass the hat please.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:53, Reply)

No worries DJ
My hair is covered in wax anyway so it'll just slide off :)
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Afternoon mimsys
I am back from the laundrette with a hamper full of spring-fresh grundies. Woo! No commando for me next week.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 15:22, Reply)

That's nice, Chains
I have finished my work and so the rest of the day is my own. Go me!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 15:24, Reply)

I am now watching "Chuck" off of that there internet
Woo internet!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 15:40, Reply)

oops I posted and ran earlier.
Lawns to mow, places to go, people to see.

Really need to check my yahoo account more often some nice man had offered me a pair of car ramps! Hope he still has them!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 16:23, Reply)

Afternoon Badgey
I often forget to check my yahoo account for the odd week. It's mostly spam anyway.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 16:27, Reply)

But this wasn't spam
it was car ramps!! I got quite excited, then realised that's how normal girls probably feel about shoes. Then I thought I was pretty sad for getting excited over car ramps. The I realised they were free and got excited again...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 16:29, Reply)

I have a very
tidy lady garden.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 16:36, Reply)

Pfffft
al, you're a bad man.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 16:39, Reply)

alEdit
man lover.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 16:44, Reply)

I thought that was TGB
who had the bottomless cock canyon.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 16:47, Reply)

Clippers?
I've lost a whole lawnmower up there
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:04, Reply)

Afternoon folks.
I took my hungover self to the park today and read about this skanky old woman who had a racy photo shoot with her 16 year old daughter in love it magazine. They were so classy it made my eyes hurt.

Then my friend bought me an ice cream.

Annnnnnd I'm having a roast dinner tonight.

Best Sunday ever.
( wanderlust, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:38, Reply)

Noon Lusty
that photo shoot sounds, erm, intruiging...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:40, Reply)

Evening, wastrels
I am in a lurky mood.
( thealternativefact, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:51, Reply)

I have an image in my head
of too much Argos jewelery, Rotherham facelifts and a pendulous under carriage.

Vile.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:52, Reply)

afternoon/evening all!
chicken and roasties are nearly ready, been on a slow cook since i went out at lunchtime...
salivating like drooling window-lapper.
and i've got some bread rolls proving, ready to go in when the chicken comes out.
nigella eat your big fat-arsed heart out!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:52, Reply)

Evening lurkydrix
Sounds good B69. We have been slow cooking a stifado all day. The house smells fucking gorgeous.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:52, Reply)

@spunky
"Rotherham facelifts"...is that like a chelsea smile? kindly explain...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:54, Reply)

@DG
haven't done a stifado for yonks, fnaar fnaar.

you just can't beat the smell of a slow cooked thing, can you?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:56, Reply)

'Tis one of the benefits
of having a missus who lived in Greece for a few years... lovely Greek bait!

you can't beat a good stif
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:57, Reply)

The Rotherham facelift
is when ladies of a certain social class tie their hair back too tightly causing the resulting tension to give their sagging jowely face a wee lift.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:58, Reply)

Afternoon all you people who are here
I've returned to mein flat, and the rubbish guitarist upstairs also seems to have returned. What fun.

Anyone have fun weekends?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:00, Reply)

an ex of mine...
from 20 years ago, had a greek granny who lived upstairs...
she was always cooking me such lovely treaty stuff. it was effy who taught me how to roast peppers on the stove top and how to make baklava...

right, the chicken is done lovely style so i'm off. might pop back later but if not then see you lot through the week
Blaireau69
X
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:01, Reply)

DG
I'm off on holiday at the end of this week, so let me wish you and your good lady all the very best...and see you soon!
( thealternativefact, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:02, Reply)

Evenin' all new people
Evil foody types. In about an hour I will be preparing a sandwich.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:03, Reply)

Cheers drixy
See you in Embra!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:08, Reply)

I've got a big fuck off pot of chilli on the go
It's got mahoosive amounts of stuff in and should prove to be a touch warm ...... One bowl to DJTP as compo for suffering the hangover from hell :)
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:11, Reply)

Are you going to fix your sig spunky?
Its a bit borked.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:14, Reply)

All this talk of food
I had a big-ish lunch round at a friends, and am now back at home in my flat with very minimal amounts of food. I'm thinking some toasties and crisps for dinner. Go me.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:20, Reply)

Cheers TLIC
I noted that and got distracted by playing dossergame with the clan on here.

I shall rectumfy it shortly :)
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:21, Reply)

You still hungover dj?
I remember my first ever hangover. My mum's bf thought it would be incredibly funny to waft a plate of raw steak, sausages and bacon under my nose.

I was very, very sick.

Bastard.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:31, Reply)

It's sunday
I have a week off work starting tomorrow.
I have a fella with a birthday on St Patrick's Day, starting on Tuesday.
I have a bottle of JD... starting now.

All is well here at Fuzzy Towers :)
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:39, Reply)

Good health Wff
I also have a week off of work and I shall toast it with this can of Stella 4% (which doesn't seem to make me mental unlike the other stuff).

Cheers!
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:42, Reply)

Sláinte!
And up yours :)

Alcohol for teh WIN tonight.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:46, Reply)

And no having to worry about being under the limit for the commute
This situation is peppered with boozy WIN!
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:48, Reply)

Time to evict the Frenchman Djtp
The rugby's over ....... He's not wanted anymore :)
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:56, Reply)

@DG
Earlier this afternoon you were lamenting the unavailability of shoes.

Try these people:-

www.regalosfootwear.co.uk/

They've never let me down but then, I am the Imelda Marcos of suede desert boots....
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:59, Reply)

Cheers TD
I'll check that out.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:01, Reply)

Ooh laser laces!
Shiny!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:01, Reply)

Those cavalry boots are ace
and quite reasonably priced too ... Nice one!
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:03, Reply)

A further advantage
Of ordering footwear from these people is that they send you a catalogue of line-dancing apparatus with your order - always worth a laugh.

@TLIC - refrain, if you would, from denegrating "warehouse monkeys."

In the warehouse primate world I am a Silverback, regrettably faced with the imminent prospect of kicking up to 300 chimps out of the trees and into the ape job centre.

And it's a jungle out there.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:36, Reply)

Only those particular warehouse folk
get described as incompetent monkeys.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:49, Reply)

I have monkeys
And I have trolleypushers.

I have the lame, the lazy, the lacklustre and the lunatic.

But of 300 (actually 287) I have about 150 who will work hard, use their initiative, do whatever is asked of them - and often do what ISN'T asked of them but needs doing - that keep the place running.

I've bemoaned the unpleasantness ahead of me before, but today, when we've been unusually busy but got the job done with very little direction required from me I feel very sorry for those whom I must let go.

Vent over.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:06, Reply)

awwwwwwwwwwww
did I miss fuzzy? *sads*

I am dying my hair. It's exciting stuff at Badger Towers.

Although earlier on the news they had a piece on alcoholism in young women then they showed a supermarket shelf with Badger Applewood Cider on it.

Made me go and get some cider. Not sure if that was the intended response....
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:38, Reply)

Woo, cider!
I has ciders!

Are you well, my very dearest badger?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:42, Reply)

Yes thanks PoD
I was all productive today and mowed the lawns *prouds*

How's you?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:45, Reply)

Look at you go, badgerface
I had a huge lunch, played rounders, came back up home, and am now lazing and drinking the cider. No hair dyeing for me though.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:47, Reply)

Badgerbadgerbadger
*HUGGLES HUGGLES*

I's back! For a lil while anyway until my foods are ready. I am a bit fuzzier than usual having started on the Jack Daniels and now some beer too *wishes for cider as well* but I am happy to be here. Life is stressful and horrid mostly in general but tonight I am indulging in full blown escapism and so I is full of teh happies.

*squeezes everyone*
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:50, Reply)

Hey Fuzz-face!
Sounds like you're having a fun night m'dear.

Is it bad that I'm sitting in bed watching tv at 9pm?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:54, Reply)

I dyed my hair last week
went from red to black.

Was fun.

Anywho - toodle pip! I'm off to school bright and early on monday morning.

fucksocks it's raining. EDIT - not to say I don't like rain - I do - but I don't like it when I have to go walk 2 km in it and it's pouring.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:54, Reply)

Hello O Death Penguin
No, being in bed watching tv is a grand way to spend a sunday evening. I would be if I weren't downstairs in front of the fire in my giant bean bag instead.

I generally find the price of alcohol prohibitive already (as is the cost of fripperies like food, electricity and rent), but since the fella has moved in with me for a few weeks we are throwing caution to the wind and partying. We will regret it later, but then hey... we could get hit by a bus tomorrow.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:58, Reply)

Well
I have neither a downstairs or a bean-bag. We don't even have a living room, my room's just pretty big, and contains the makings of both living and bed-room.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:01, Reply)

Usually
I live in my bedroom. It's nice and big and has lots of windows that the sun shines though, and has the internets which is all I need.
But when I have company it makes it worth lighting the fire downstairs (coz that's where the telly is).

EDIT: Ooh ooh I have to go. I may be back in an hour!
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:06, Reply)

@Warmfuzzyfeeling
Going to a funeral in Barrow on Wednesday.

Will keep my hand firmly on the horn between Ingleton and Kirby to disrupt your smugness.

Ha!
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:13, Reply)

And I'm back.
The walk was so far the best one I've been on with my group. Got to see the North Downs and meet some new people. My feet are sore, but in a pleasurable way.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:13, Reply)

Ho hum
I had a sugar craving and the only sweet thing in the house - barring a yoghurt and I'm not really feeling that - was a peach and apricot cereal bar.

*sigh* I need to get some unhealthy snacks.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:31, Reply)

And I've b0rked the thread!
Anyway, I'm off to have a bath. Hopefully, this will revitalise my tired self.

EDIT: This always happens when I announce thread-b0rkage!

Peach and Apricot anything sounds tempting right now.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:32, Reply)

Can I de-b0rk a thread by making another post announcing thread-b0rkage?
EDIT: Looks like I can't :-(

Anyway, I had a nice bath. My feet feel all energised. In the bathtub, I lay on my back with my hips bent so my legs were bent back, and my knees bent, so the lower part of my body looked like a 'Z' with the soles of my feet facing forwards. I then pretended my feet were laser-cannons blasting straight ahead. I should have added a rubber duck or two to my bath for added effect.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:17, Reply)

I am NOT imagining you in the bath
AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:32, Reply)

I am NOT in the bath anymore
AND YOU CANNOT SEND ME BACK THERE!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:57, Reply)

I am not your bath
and you weren't in me.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:32, Reply)

@ Disappointed
Nothing shall disrupt my smugness this week. This is the first week off I've had since I started this wrteched job last year.

Actually if I do hear you hooting it would make me smile :) B3ta is insidious... and hurrah for that.

Hope the funeral is um... a good one :/
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:24, Reply)