Morning everyone


Anyone seen this film?! I've never even heard of it, looks enjoyably bad though!

Edit: more info on film here, looks like I'll have to track it down...

"I assume that most of the dialogue is improvised or if not, the scriptwriter is barely literate, incoherent and non-sensible...
These people involved with this debacle should never be allowed within 100 feet of a camera ever again."
(username1, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:10, 120 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Morning
First!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:12, Reply)

Drums fingers on desk
...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:19, Reply)

Goat Mooning
DG and username1.
I has comicses!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:19, Reply)

Yeah you do!
Good stuff :D
( Cawl, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:20, Reply)

Ooh, people!
Morning you lot. I shan't be staying long unfortunately - work stuff.

But on the plus side it's fucking Friday!!!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:23, Reply)

Yeah, Friday indeed!

( Cawl, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:25, Reply)

Morning all
Yes I've seen this abortion of a film. It's bad, even by my standards.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:26, Reply)

Haha
I should've guessed I could rely on you Dok...

I want to go home already, today is very warm and busy already and I don't like it.
(username1, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:27, Reply)

Concerning that film...
I've seen the girl who played 'Angel' in one other film, and she got her head blown off, so it's not all bad!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:33, Reply)

Morning
I saw Feast last night, a joyously gory, yet tongue-in-cheek film.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:36, Reply)

Today I an currently waiting
For them to complete the setup for some testing I have to do. I've been waiting most of the week but now I've run out of other work to do.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:38, Reply)

word up bitches
Tis quite nice out today as I am doing washing. Oh yes how exciting is my life *runs around*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:54, Reply)

Get a squad together armed with tranquilizer rounds.
TGB's been at the speedballs again.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 10:10, Reply)

You borked the thread
*Points and laughs*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 10:24, Reply)

:(
Sorry *cries in the corner*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 10:26, Reply)

So...
Anyone got exciting plans for tonight?
( Cawl, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 10:28, Reply)

I've getting drunk and having some people round for dinner
I may start getting drunk soon actually
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 10:30, Reply)

I'm going to see my Gran.
Rock and roll...
Then I may go to the cinema.
( Cawl, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 10:33, Reply)

Tonight
I shall be mostly eating and drinking and stroking my lovely new coat.

And tomorrow I shall be watching teh footy then going to see a band.

On Sunday I shall probably suffer and curse my rapidly ageing body and diminishing brain cells...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 10:41, Reply)

plans? pah
I'll be at home, recovering from a bloody tiresome week. So much work its un-fucking-believable
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 10:50, Reply)

I'm going on a
Road trip with Captain V tomorrow.
I think it's gonna be exciting fun.
I've got an 80's rock mix-CD, and a bottle of whisky.
( Cawl, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 10:52, Reply)

Captain V, or as he's now known
username1.
*cue dramatic music*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 10:57, Reply)

Oh...
*panics*

I'll have to buy more sunglasses.
Fuck!
( Cawl, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 10:58, Reply)

Haha
Is that who I am then Chains?
(username1, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 11:08, Reply)

Well, NOW
You're the guy in the hat.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 11:29, Reply)

User's not V
I know that for sure.

Still don't know who he is though.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 11:33, Reply)

I think
un1 might be Axai. He's been quiet of late...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 11:34, Reply)

*wears hat and dances round*
I might rename myself to Captain U(sername), to confuse people!
(username1, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 11:35, Reply)

He could be Axai
He has the right background for it. But then again a lot of the people here have similar knowledge.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 11:44, Reply)

The cover of this film
leads me to believe it's a writhing bucket of aborted weasel foetuses.

In other news a nice man is fitting me a new windscreen and the damp people should hopefully be getting rid of this fucking industrial equipment which has been in my house now for nearly a month.

How're y'all?

Edit: Hi VC.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 11:54, Reply)

Howdy folks!
how's everyone going? :D

EDIT: HI spunkychunks. How're you mate?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 11:56, Reply)

How damp ARE these people?
Maybe you should loan them a towel.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 11:57, Reply)

Morning VC!

(username1, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:00, Reply)

They're always moist at the sight of me
The shower shot it's load through the living room ceiling, trough the living room floor and into the cellar.

Consequently the joists, floorboards, plaster & ceilings have been wetter than a celebrity florist.

My lekky reading looks like I've been farming cannabis.

Edit: Good as gold VC - The sun is shining and everything is peppered with WIN!. Your good self?

Edit - Hey Dok.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:01, Reply)

Well hello
Vampy and Spunky.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Fine and dandy
Got home from work about 10 minutes ago, I'm in my pj's and just chillin.

And it's friday night.
I have noooo life. I would rather be here then out and about. How sad. :(

EDIT: Dok! Hiii! *huggles*

*realises she forgot to hug anyone else*

*moves around room and does her usual hugging too long until people are aroused thing*
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:03, Reply)

and everything is peppered with WIN! the weather is sweet, makes you want to move your dancing feet

It's not Friday night, it's Friday lunchtime! Silly upside down Aussies :D
(username1, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:04, Reply)

Being social's highly over rated
based on the theory that the general public are mostly cunts.

Edit. Smacks errant errection on the nose with the cold desert spoon of temperance.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:08, Reply)

*pegs more washing out*
Hopefully my towels will dry quite quickly in this weather.

*cries* I'm far too excited about having sun to dry my towels. I was on the laptop outside but the wind picked up spinning the whirlygig around and hit me in the face with a wet towel :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:08, Reply)

If you run round going WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It'll dry 'em quicker BGB ..... There's no evidence for it but it's scientific fact.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:10, Reply)

That sounds like far too much effort
I have, however, started drinking :D
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:11, Reply)

You massive lush!
Jealouses.

Edit - Stepping out for ciggies and food. Back in a wee while
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:12, Reply)

*is jealous as well*
I'm finishing at 4 today but that seems far too far away. Put the beers in the fridge last night though (with all this sun I felt it was time to get some lager in, it's a seasonal thing with me) so they should be nice and cold when I get home from work, I'll be cracking the first one at about 4.10.
(username1, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:14, Reply)

haha in your face
Ooh I have the sun streaming in, a cold strongbow and plenty more in the fridge.

Life. Is. Good.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:16, Reply)

Damn you!
I've got a boring office, no coffee, and 45 minutes 'til sweet, sweet smoking.
( Cawl, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:17, Reply)

I have an emergency bottle of scotch in my filing cabinet
that was a present from a supplier.

I'm tempted to crack it open but it's not really a sunny day drink, and I've got to drive home. That way lies a very slippery slope....
(username1, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:19, Reply)

I still have four days off after today as well
*manic laughter*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:19, Reply)

:(
I just realised today I only have one day a week where I have nothing on and I can just do what I like. Sunday.

Sunday really is my day of rest.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:21, Reply)

I think this Sunday
I am just going to be massively hungover
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:22, Reply)

Morning cuntbags.
It's snnnnoowwwwwiiinnnnng!
( wanderlust, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:24, Reply)

lovely.
take photos of the snow please?

I want to see snow :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:26, Reply)

Apparently the desk move is going ahead this evening
I was asked what time I was leaving.
Me: about 4.
Them: if we credit you the time, could you leave earlier?
Me: did I say 4? I meant 5.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:26, Reply)

Whatchutalkinboutwillis?
It's not snowing here.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:26, Reply)

Lusty!
How's the frozen wastes of, erm, wherever it is you're holed up?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:27, Reply)

I shall be racing around
in a Ferrari, an Aston Martin, a Caterham, A Lotus, a Scooby and a Porsche tomorrow.

Damn this lottery win*!




*track day sadly
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:27, Reply)

It's snowing in NY
Where I am.
( wanderlust, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:27, Reply)

What are you doing in New York?
It's not safe, woman! Don't you know that over there Muslims fly planes into buildings which fall down, and the dust spreads for miles around.

If that gets in your tea, you'll be right miffed.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:31, Reply)

I hadn't thought of dust getting in my tea!
Looks like I'll just have to stick with drinking coffee.
( wanderlust, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:34, Reply)

Snowing Lusty
You're just very lucky, I wish I had snow.

Badger, is it not your birthday today?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:35, Reply)

It is indeed Dok
Hence the early drinking

Yo Lusty. I think I am liking the weather here better for a change :P
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:37, Reply)

Well then Badger
*best singing voice*

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Badger
Happy birthday to you
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:38, Reply)

happy birthday TGB
*huggles*
Much love. thinking of you from Aus.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:41, Reply)

afternoon people
how are we all today?

found this story just now, with a great quote from Anne Widdecombe towards the end: news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7952261.stm
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:42, Reply)

Or even
Happy birthday to you
Squashed tomatoes in stew
Bread and butter in the gutter
And it smells just like you
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:43, Reply)

Thanks Dok
and Vc

And to a much lesser extent Chains
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:44, Reply)

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
You are a big monkey,
and your mother's one too.
Your mummy went to work,
she is a big jerk,
She went to the toilet
and she did a big burp!

Courtesy of Monkeysex Jnr.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:46, Reply)

The bumps for TGB
In the calendar thread.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:49, Reply)

That's lovely
thanks Bert
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:53, Reply)

No problem, TGB
I know you've gone off me a bit lately, so I just thought I'd be nice for once.

Happy Birthday, I hope you have a great one and enjoy yourself lots and lots, and that you get a gigantic cake shaped like Hitlercock. Oh, and have a lovely time tomorrow night.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:56, Reply)

I think
Some folks forgot about Badgers B'day.

But they didnt forget about the bash though.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 13:14, Reply)

Well the bash is more exciting
I have been doing washing today. Which is not exciting.

Cheers Al. Bert what made you think that?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 13:19, Reply)

Over on one of Legless's
caption competition posts you said that I belittle everything everyone else does, or words to that effect.

I'm not even going to disagree with you, and lately I haven't even been doing it for fun, I'm just a miserable cock.

EDIT This:

He was still smiling
as he was just a photo of a man and didn't have to deal with pedantic cockwabblers who like to pick holes in things.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Happy birthday-day
You got a special dispensation in my QOTW answer today.

Will you be personally and horrifically offended if I can't make the bash tomorrow? Because I don't think I can.
( djtrialprice, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 13:27, Reply)

Yes I will DJ
and Bert that comment was directed at the loon who in reply to my early post about the guys nuts shrivelling said he was going in not out or some crap.

*ruffles Bert's hair* If I was digging at you I'd make it a hell of a lot more obvious and abusive
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 13:30, Reply)

OH.....!
Well in that case, you can shove your birthday up your arse.

Al, my trouser meat only does it's happy-sick for you. You're my special guy.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 13:33, Reply)

Hi Al
I'm not all that bad at the moment, how's your fine self?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 13:34, Reply)

Honestly, Al
it's like you're 50.

Go out and fire a spudgun at some pigeons, before you're too old.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 13:41, Reply)

Liar
You're really going off to Kew Gardens to have a pansy named after you. I read it in a book so it must be true.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 14:02, Reply)

*Sighs*
This afternoon is going really slowly. I think I'm burned out from the week's toils.

Still, off to the pub after work :)
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 14:07, Reply)

Oh!
How marvellous!
( Cawl, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 14:09, Reply)

It's becoming a habit
that is proving hard to break!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 14:10, Reply)

I'm "fixing the internet"
For my Gran.
*shrugs*
I'm just not gonna look in the history.

I reckon she's managed to hide the toolbars again.
( Cawl, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 14:13, Reply)

"I'm just not gonna look in the history."
What if she's into stabby porn too? You could swap URLs and there would always be something to talk about over high tea.
( djtrialprice, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 14:22, Reply)

That's just it.
There's some conversations that you should never have with your 80-year-old gran.

On the plus side, I get awesome-gran cooking for dinner.

On the down-side, I've gotta go to Epping.
( Cawl, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 14:24, Reply)

No, I mean Epping is shite.
It's only an hour from here.

I like going to see her though, she's got goats.
( Cawl, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 14:27, Reply)

I've officially had enough of this week

so I'm going to loiter here instead.


How is everyone? Is it going to be sunny this weekend?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 14:31, Reply)

This guy:
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=67275

Has amused me with his gentle brand of rambling insanity in his profile.
( Cawl, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 14:35, Reply)

I like that too

Makes me feel like I should put some effort into my profile...then again I enjoy my anonymity.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 14:38, Reply)

@Kaol
I read that. Made me giggle. He's definitely a card that one.
( girlinthehole, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 14:38, Reply)

11 months and counting

Are you being a surroget mother for an elephant?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 14:39, Reply)

I'm counting down to when I can have sex again.
It will go faster if I count.
( girlinthehole, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 14:43, Reply)

Why 11 months?

*hasn't been paying attention*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 14:45, Reply)

It didn't start out at 11 months, it was 12 but a month has gone by.
.
( girlinthehole, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Is your mimsy broken?

or is your fella missing?

Or should I stop being nosy?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Third one : )
.
( girlinthehole, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 14:48, Reply)

hehe
I'm watching rescue me it's fucking awesome.

I'd totally do Denis Leary
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Fair enough
Just bored and there doesn't seem to be anyone here.

All playing at being richard dawkins over on the QOTW
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Agree about Dennis Leary but only because he's funny.
@Nakedape - and there I was thinking you were interested in my life. *laughs*
( girlinthehole, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 14:51, Reply)

Thats why I don't fancy Jo brand

becasue shes not funny...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 14:53, Reply)

Oh well you should
see him dressed up as a fireman.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 14:53, Reply)

I'm very interested in your life
*switches to zoom lens*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Richard Dawkins
Is annoying.
He makes good points, but he's smug and aggressive.
( Cawl, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Better that than nothing

have you see his interviews with Derran Brown?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 14:59, Reply)

No...
Do they try and out-smug each other?
( Cawl, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Derran is actually quite chilled

but he shows really weel how cold reading works and how "psychics" trick people into believing that they know something.

It's interesting, honest!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:01, Reply)

Hmmm...
I'll keep an eye out for it, cheers!
( Cawl, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:06, Reply)

*saunters in*
What's everyone up to at the weekend?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:11, Reply)

I'm
going to have a PAAARRRRRTTTTTT-TAAAAAAAYYYY
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:14, Reply)

I'm going to that ^^^

( Cawl, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:20, Reply)

Excellent
What's the occasion? Birthday? Piss up?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Both.
Birth-piss-day-up.
( Cawl, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:26, Reply)

^^ yup
birthday piss ups for the win
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:28, Reply)

Excellent work Al
Fancy coming round and sorting out our apple tree?

I hope you have a great bash TGB!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:38, Reply)

I have new shoes

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

I shall mainly be watching rugby and wishing pestilence on the Welsh team!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:40, Reply)

Thanks PJM
I have new shoes too! *dances in new shoes*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:43, Reply)

My shoes are velcro

because I'm special.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:44, Reply)

This weekend?
I shall mostly be travelling to autumn.
( thealternativefact, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:44, Reply)

Teehee
on the subjec tof chainsaws, a friend of mine asked me to come round and prune her bush once, so I went there and found that the chainsaw had to be assembled first.

I was sat by her pool, wearing chainsaw trousers and a vest, putting the groove bar into the muffler, when she came round the corner with a nice young couple she was showing around, as she was hoping to rent her annex to them. She introduced me as her retarded cousin, and I greeted them with a pleasant smile, a wave of the chainsaw and an enormous, 'PISSFLAPS' at the top of my lungs.

Ahh... those were the days.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Bert, Retards and Chainsaws
guaranteed to drop a thread in its tracks.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 17:45, Reply)