Inspired by me in another thread
What's the best mainstream film title you can pun into porn?

To get you started:

Big Knobs and Womb Sticks

The Bitches who Eat Dick
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:06, 61 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

The ten cum-man-meats

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:14, Reply)

I haven't got one of my own (yet) but
The Bitches who Eat Dick is a fucking glorious suggestion.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Shaving Ryan's Privates

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:18, Reply)

Womb Raider is a favourite
.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Cum, dog, in her hair
The gangsta porn version of Slumdog Millionaire
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:23, Reply)

Creampie classic, 'Sperm in, ate her'
And, of course, the bisexual romp of a sequel:

Sperm in, ate her 2: Spludge into gay.

*clutches wildly at straws*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:29, Reply)

Eternal cum shine of a spotless behind
Im proud of that.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Free Your Willy.

( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Star Feck

To be sure!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:42, Reply)

The Goolies

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:47, Reply)

FilledCrack MountHim
Bows
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:49, Reply)

Conan: The Rapist

The last and least well recieved of the Conan films...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Boyz in the nude
A Jonathon King production
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:54, Reply)

The Ring of the Lord
was a good title.
(TheCircleIsNowComplete is longing for the endless immensity of the sea, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:56, Reply)

The Slime of Miss Jean Brodie
yuck
( horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:57, Reply)

erm...

Star whores?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:02, Reply)

Hmmm
Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon.
(GirlOfTheWorld, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Rambo(ne)
?
(GirlOfTheWorld, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Sex in the Shitter

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:14, Reply)

James Bond in
Japseye

Never say anal again
( fudboy high ideals and crazy dreams, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:14, Reply)

The fist in the furious

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:16, Reply)

The red mile

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Midget porn
Itty Bitty Gang Bang!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:27, Reply)

Full Mental Jackoff

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:33, Reply)

Hmmmm
Shakespeare in glove?
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:47, Reply)

...and PF


get on with some work!
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Nudge nudge wink wink.

I've missed the point, haven't I.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Pretty Shitty Gang Bang....
Now who to cast as the child catcher...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:49, Reply)

When Harry fucked Sally
Simple but effective.
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:53, Reply)

Aright Che
No work to get back to - I've taken a holiday today, to get the internet set up in the flat.

I'll be in tomorrow - I'll drop you a line then
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:01, Reply)

Casawanker
Although that might not be the greatest grumble flick you'd ever see to be honest.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:08, Reply)

@ TLiC
My non-b3ta friend just read yours and said
"he should have put 'fudge fudge wink wink'
( Mellicious is made of candy, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:21, Reply)

also
I know who you did last summer ;)

(that's a movie title, not aimed at you Chains)
( Mellicious is made of candy, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:22, Reply)

Honey I Blew the Kids.
er..that''s it.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:30, Reply)

Mell - good point
I suppose I could have gone for Charlie Up My Chocolate Factory.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:31, Reply)

The all-geriatric all-homosexual extravaganza
No Cunt For Old Men.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:35, Reply)

Intercourse with the Vampire...
...was advertised on Spray per View in a NY hotel.

I didn't watch it so no review - sorry.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:36, Reply)

ooh ooh,
what about:

3:10 to Your Mum

eh?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:37, Reply)

Bitches of Madison Cunty.
/good night.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:39, Reply)

Re Mellicious
...or 'fudge fudge wank wank'
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:40, Reply)

Hugh Grant in...
...Love, Anally.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:46, Reply)

The Bone Ultimatum
and Iden-titty and Supremacy
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:57, Reply)

Jacksy Driver
Starring Jody Forcedit.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:58, Reply)

For Womb The Bell-end Goes.
And without change - Howards End.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:00, Reply)

Paedo: First Blood

Sorry.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Days of Cumder
and/or Daze...
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:12, Reply)

Ah!
The Bridging of Madison's Cunt
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:13, Reply)

The Usual Sexpests

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:15, Reply)

and also
Cuntland.... (Copland)... ahem
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:15, Reply)

I give you
a feature on mature lady cybersex

e-Quim Lubey Mum.

bum-kata. Hehe.
( Kroney, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:24, Reply)

Charlies Anals

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:28, Reply)

Batmans BigEnd
Or Sploodge!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:31, Reply)

The Right Spluff
Or Up Indias Back Passage.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:33, Reply)

I clearly don't want to do any work this evening.

Pulp Friction
Reservoir Dogging
Enter the Drag-Queen
Starfish Troopers
Girl With a Pearl Necklace
Mudchute Cowboy
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:35, Reply)

Starship Poopers

The Englishman who went up a cunt and came down a throat...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:52, Reply)

You cock my lips now!
*get's coat and runs*
(UK-Wookie thought dyslexia was a way to insult Lex Yeah, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 19:52, Reply)

Hich School Pubic Hole
*forgot hat*
(UK-Wookie thought dyslexia was a way to insult Lex Yeah, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 19:54, Reply)

Bumming John Malkovich
Gash with the Wind
Schindler's Fist
Chickenfun ;-)

No change needed to The African Queen

Or On Golden Pond (urgh!)

Dial "F" for Felching

And for Bond Related titles

For Your Arse only
The Spy Who Felched Me
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 2 Apr 2009, 22:07, Reply)

Not exactly on topic...
...but the best porn title I've ever come across would have to be the oral extravaganza:

Suck that dick up, til you hiccup.

All class, I'm sure you'll agree...
(tim79419, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 1:21, Reply)

Hows about ?
Glad-He-Ate-her
(Funkwomble XBL and PSN DangerBoy73, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 7:01, Reply)

Give some deep head to Alfredo Garcia
or

cover my head with Cherry Garcia... for the food fetishists
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 8:40, Reply)