We know of at least one person
who's doesn't.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:15, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm slowly beginning to numb to the spakka cock thing now...
Its a shame I didn't go last night, I've heard so much and wish I could have seen you all.

Psychochomp - I'm disappointed to learn that you're not a transgender midget.

Labia - ta very much for my badge, I'm going to use it as a motivational aid for when I'm hitting that wall.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:23, Reply)

You're welcome fella!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:25, Reply)

Lab,
I want a badge now! Can I have one please? pretty please?
/sads
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:30, Reply)

No

( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:31, Reply)

your name isn't Lab, V
and I was always nice to you.
I'm gutted and hurt by this turn of events.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:33, Reply)

I'm speaking on his behalf
Or something. I duno. I'm just gutted for losing my sunglasses :p
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:34, Reply)

back off, bitch!
I saw him first!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:45, Reply)

You did more than just see him first

(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:46, Reply)

You can see with your hands, right?

(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:47, Reply)

Not when they're in dark places
or orifices.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:48, Reply)

yes.
I'm the Helen Keller of sex.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:50, Reply)

MMMMMUUUUUUAAAAAHHHHH BBBRRRAUUUUUUUUUUUU
MMMMMAAAAAUUUUUUUUUU
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:55, Reply)

Help me Al
Save me!
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:48, Reply)

You convinced her not to stay at mine
she's your problem now.

*washes hands of the situation*
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:49, Reply)

No amount of washing can fix this problem

( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Is she trying to move in then?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:52, Reply)

You could say that
If in fact you mean move into my arse with a giant purple strap on.
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:56, Reply)

You can take one for the team
your prostate will thank you
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:57, Reply)

He should learn to enjoy it
It's a lovely feeling.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:08, Reply)

move in?
I don't fucking know where I am!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:01, Reply)

That's right
I'm that good.*

*May contain traces of lie
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:04, Reply)

when you produced the blindfold
I got my hopes up. Shame you only used it so I couldn't trace the journey back to yours.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:08, Reply)

I'm sure I saw somelaces in his back pocket
Are you sure that's all he used?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:10, Reply)

it's not a good stag party
unless someone ends up in handcuffs
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:18, Reply)

it's okay,
I'm happily taken. I meant me and V nice to each other is all.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:59, Reply)

^ One word answer of the week win

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:41, Reply)

How are the clementines?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:44, Reply)

Explosive

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:46, Reply)

Is it like your bottom doing that pre cum thing?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:48, Reply)

No, it just looks like the Japanese flag
Or the back of the Batmobile
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:50, Reply)

Brilliant

(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:54, Reply)

Not for me :-(
*parp*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:55, Reply)

ah, mocking the misery of others -
the Laughing Cavalier laughs again! Mwahahaha.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:48, Reply)

Today the Laughing Cavalier
holds his head in his hands and groans "oh dear god why did I drink a bottle of wine at next doors party"
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:50, Reply)

Red or white?
More like the "Borderline MOT failure Cavalier" judging by the sounds of things.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Red
It seemed like a good idea at the time. But when I woke up this morning with the lights still on and a sick bowl next to the bed it didn't seem so clever.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:53, Reply)

Red wine
Is devil juice.

Were you pissed before the bash then? I hear you were heckling some poor dancing midget last night too.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:54, Reply)

She wasn't a midget!
She was just a short girl.

I stayed sober before the bash, but my next door neighbour was having a party so I dropped in when I got home.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:56, Reply)

I'm told she was an arse-flashing kosher midget
Oy!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:07, Reply)

That's not a nice way to describe V

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:56, Reply)

Strokes Al.
NOT THERE
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:55, Reply)

Everyone had to perform a task to earn a badge
so you'll have to do something that curries favour with Lab to win one. I didn't have to as I'm all of the win.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:49, Reply)

I got to kick Captain V in the balls
*happies*
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Shame I couldn't go last night
I was looking forward to meeting you Becky.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:51, Reply)

I wanted to meet you too
but loved the fact that within a minute of meeting your lovely lady, she told me all about your runny bum. I love internet people :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:56, Reply)

Humph
She was under explicit orders to tell everyone I was suffering from something else. Anything else.

Dignity? Arse.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:58, Reply)

/chuckles,
nice pun pjm.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:59, Reply)

This is b3ta
Dignity need not apply.

Or clemantines, for that matter.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:06, Reply)

Look, it wasn't the squits!
I injured myself in a sick and awesome biking related accident alright?

I landed on two bags of clementines...
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:09, Reply)

I had to tell Sam how to pronounce scone
Unfortunately it's kind of hard to express the pronunciations in text.
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:53, Reply)

Sounds like Stone or cone
rather than gone.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:53, Reply)

^this

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:55, Reply)

WRONG!
It sounds like gone, you uncouth filth!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:56, Reply)

Actually I think your right
I had convinced myself it sounded like cone last night, but in the cold light of day I think the gone pronunciation is better.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:58, Reply)

That makes sense
Mind is a little addled this morning.
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:57, Reply)

My God
What did she do to you?

*fears*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:03, Reply)

*dribbles*

( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:04, Reply)

Past tence: Gone
Pressent and Future Tense: Scorn.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:51, Reply)